nothing gay to see here folks

anonymous asked:

I'm baffled that BS suddenly gets branded as yet another tv shows that treats its women/queer characters appallingly. BS does not deserve that.

Ugh, don’t get me started on folks dissing Black Sails over “queerbaiting” or “bury your gays”, etc. This is the LEAST queerbaiting and “bury your gays troupe” show you will ever see. And Eleanor’s death had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with her being bi-sexual. Obviously, no character should be killed because they’re queer. But a character should also not be exempt from death because they’re queer. Not if the death makes sense and works storyline wise, which I feel like was the case here. Eleanor’s death was entirely about her and Rogers’ actions. He may have led the Spanish there but she set so much of this into action herself, going back to last season when she killed Vane.

Speaking of, I saw a lot of people calling for her head back then. I think if Jack had shot her and said “Revenge for Chaz”, you’d be getting a different reaction from some fans. Eleanor has always been a polarizing character. That she died this way, in such a violent manner by a stranger with no actual grudge against her, gave a much bigger impact to viewers than if she’d been killed by someone the fans knew for reasons viewers understood (even if they didn’t approve of).

Eleanor has done alot over the course of the show. Lied, killed, stole, double-crossed, betrayed, etc. She did the same things that every other character – male and female – have done. And she died, as many of those characters have before her (Vane, Teach, Gates, Miranda, Scott, Hornigold, Dufrense, etc.). Like those deaths, it had nothing to do with gender or sexuality, just the price of the world they chose to be a part of.

I trust these writers to not kill for shock value. Steinberg said that every character death must create more storyline than it ends and I feel like we will see that. We already are. Max is now aiming to take down Rogers and united with Jack in this cause. Eleanor’s family in Boston will become involved. And Rogers/Spain storyline will expand because of this. And I have a theory/speculation of how this will entangle Billy going forward. The fallout from her death will be huge, as it should be.

CALL OUT POST FOR EAGLE MAN

LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. BIRD’S LEGS ARE NOT THAT LONG, AND THE IDEA OF ONE STANDING THAT BIPEDALLY IS INACCURATE. THE HEAD TO BODY PROPORTION INCLUDING NECK SHOULD BE AT LEAST 1:2 BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE THE HEAD-TO-NECK PROPORTION IS FUCKING 1:1…..FUCKING 1:1,,,,LIKE IM SHAKING HOLY SHIT. AND THE TAIL FEATHERS SHOULD BE ALMOST HALF OF THE BODY’S LENGTH BUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS BIRD GO T A DISEASE LIKE BRUH NO. LOOK AT THIS WINGS TOO. INSTEAD OF BEING ACCURATELY IN A STREAMLINE SHAPE, WHOEVERTHEFUCK DECIDED TO INACCURATELY GO FOR AN OBVIOUSLY MORE CYLINDRICAL SHAPE. ALSO THE ENTIRE IDEA OF FUCKING WING JOINTS GOT FUCKED UP THE ASS LOOK

I FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE AFTER LIKE FIVE SECONDS OF RESEARCH GO FUCKING SUCK YOURSELF. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE THE WING HAS TWO JOINTS. HOWEVER, THE SECOND JOINT IS EXTREMELY FAR AWAY FROM THE WING TIPS (INCLUDING FEATHERS BECAUSE INACCURATE DESIGN) AND THAT IS NOT SHOWN ABOVE.

ANOTHER GOOGLE FUCKING IMAGE SEARCH MOTHERCUCKERS. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE IT WOULD BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A BIRD TO HAVE STRAIGHT LEGS. YA HEARD IT HERE FOLKS BIRDS’ LEGS ARE GAY. YA HEARD ME GAY. LOOK I EVEN LOOKED IT UP AND NOTHING CAME UP

FUCKING LOOK SOME SHIT ABOUT DOGS CAME UP LIKE FUCK YOU GOOGLE. AND YES I HAVE CAPS LOCKS ON BUT I NEED TO CONVEY WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY BECAUSE IF I LET THIS SHIT SLIDE THE ENTIRE ECONOMY WILL FALL BECAUSE OF FUCKING BIRDS BEING INACCURATELY DESIGNED I MAY OR MAY NOT BE NITPICKY BUT FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU. BLAH BLAH BLAH ANIMATION INDUSTRY BIRD FEET FETISH

THIS IS CHARACTERDESIGNSOFTHEBAD SUCKING DICK AND SIGNING THE FUCK OFF

I would like to give y’all my opinion about the latest shit that has happened in kaisoo tag.

Some Kaisoo shippers had been gone mad like crazy bc of the lack of kaisoo interaction + that W photoshoot.

What appalled me the most that bc that photoshoot involved one girl idol, people immediately think that the girl must’ve dated one of the male idols that also participated in that photoshoot.

Im fine tbh, I couldn’t care less bc each of individuals are entitled to date WHOEVER they want – please note WHOEVER is also meant to be gender free, which means, they can date the opposite or the same gender as they want, bc it’s their life.

But what makes me appalled is some ppl think that it is NOT okay to date the same gender, it is NOT acceptable and it is IMPOSSIBLE for male idols, for Korean males, for Korean people in general to do so [dating the same gender]*

As if it’s UNIMAGINABLE and BEYOND ABSURD for “conservative community” to have at least few people who actually do so in real life**

Thus when they see a boy and a girl interacting even though it’s only a bit, even though it only happened because they were under work circumstance, some people immediately assume that the boy and the girl are legit dating.

Even though there is NOT a single fan-captured picture (a.k.a sasaeng’s pict) of the boy and the girl hang out together OUTSIDE work place (a.k.a secret date/meeting, le rendezvous).

But then when we post / say something about the possibility of a boy and another boy being together for real, we are immediately branded as “crazy lunatics who are in denial to see the truth”, even though when we do this, we provide our “theories” with pictures, gifs, videos, actual note translation. Hell, we even provide the “sasaeng picts”. We still got branded as mental shitheads.

(In case you think I am glorifying sasaeng, I am NOT. I am just stating sasaengs provide us solid information, the non-sugar coated / non-fabricated “proof”. Because they take those “proofs” without the idols’ consent/knowledge, which means the idols don’t have time/room to “act” / hold back their true colors.)

*Girl x boy having few moments bc of work*: OMG THEY MUST BE DATING I CAN FEEL IT THE WAY THEY LOOK INTENSTLY AT EACH OTHER THEYRE HIDING SOMETHING

*Boy x boy having dozens of moments; one of the moments they even eskimo-kissed, they even got jealous when the other talk/being touched by other male, etc*: no, oppar just good friends :) You guys are silly if you think they’re real. Theres NO WAY.

Don’t you think it’s a little bit unfair?

And Now people assuming Kaisoo fighting/breaking up bc of the tension of that Beijing concert + nini’s screen phone cracked + nini being hella emo singing G-soul – Love me again

First of all, about that “Beijing concert tension happened bc kaisoo fight”, my only reaction is: what?

We DON’T KNOW If they were/are fighting or not. Don’t assume shit. Please don’t worry other shippers.

And tbh, I don’t see any tension u guys are talking about?

Nini still being nini, got all jelly and ‘im watchin u’ mode when hun touched soo

(also recently nini shook his head when he saw soo and yeol playing around, there is the video)

Or this… theres video of this in case u think this shit is a lie but I don’t have the link just keep digging into kaisoo tag for the video, nini still being nini, traveling across the stage so he could stand beside soo. he was with xiumin at first, why the f he didn’t just stay there beside umin?

Im not sure if this happened during that Beijing concert, but im sure that this happened recently.

Even when soo was bowing his eyes still stuck there.

I don’t understand what u guys on but im not seeing this “kaisoo aren’t close like they used to be”. Wat?

And ppl are questioning why kaisoo weren’t glued on each other side on that Beijing concert and then start assuming kaisoo are fighting.

Have it ever occurred to you the reason why they weren’t is bc of this had happened before:

Have it ever occurred to you that the management have seen these picts along with the theories behind it, and then told these two dorks to keep their skinship/closeness level low when theyre in public?

And about nini’s phone cracked, have it ever occurred to you that maybe, maybe, maybe the reason why is bc the phone was accidentally slipped out nini’s grip/pocket, thus hit the concrete/floor, then wa-lah! Its screen cracked!

And about those lyrics: we can interpret so many shit from it.

For example from this part:

“i know i hurt you but could you love me again

without knowing, im in love with you again

so could you love me again

 

I didn’t know love back then”

I interpret this as something like this:

Soo has been busy with his acting, he even gains popularity and acknowledgement from other actors/actresses, meaning his popularity has gained. You know what happen when your popularity gets increased? More people start to have their eyes on you.

Hence you have to be more careful about shit you say/do in public, hence making it to become more difficult to do skinship with ur bae in public.

The reason (imo) why this song is sung bc I think nini misses his soo’s touch/attention that used to be poured to him. Just look their old moments, especially mama era, I noticed that it’s soo who initiated skinship first.

Soo was the one that leaned on him first, just look at the predebut picts; soo hug him from the back, pressing their cheeks together, laying on top of him, and it seems he was the one that took/initiated the selca that happened during buble tea (?) date. Also it was soo who fixed his stuffs, mic, non-existent eyelashes, collar, scarfs, etc…

I know lots of people say that it’s nini who always chasing soo (even it makes people think that kaisoo is one-sided), and tbh I think it’s not like that.

Remember that incident “I don’t want to eat with that hyung?” Remember why that thing happened? It was because soo didn’t/couldn’t look at nini when they were talking

(I have posted my words/thought about this, I feel I don’t need to talk about it again in detail.

In short: hommie was lying when he said he couldn’t look bc of astigmatism, LIE.

Look at astigmatism symptoms and look at him staring other people intently even though he claimed his astigmatism had caused him not be able to look at nini when they were talking).

It seems it was soo who played as the initiator of these kaisoo ordeals.

And I noticed in older moments, it seems nini didn’t really notice soo? especially when he was around his bro (I shall not mention the bro’s name on this post for the sake of peacefulness)

So yeah, basically imo, it seems nini thinks that he used to take soo’s attention for granted, he thought it would be always like that for the both of them

(remember in interview he said; “suho-hyung would be busy with his acting while me and kyungsoo would stay in the dorm and watching his drama” [not an actual words, but basically that’s what he said], but reality doesn’t work like that. it turns out it’s soo who is busy with his acting career.)

And probably he sung this song bc he wants that attention [that soo gives] to be back to him.

NOT necessarily he sung this song for soo…

(I am convinced this song is for soo bc there is this part: “as I look at you, who is calling me a good friend” remember what chanyeol said who became the closest members?)

…bc they’re fighting or not close anymore (who gave you this idea? Who? Honestly? have you not seen their 2015 moments, that “whispering” moment??? That hand holding moment where chen had ‘oh they do it again’ smile????? Where have you been?).

Or maybe this song means nothing, or perhaps they did fight but all couples fight right? in fact, it is NOT healthy for a couple to never fight. It means there is something wrong/hidden between them, and they haven’t opened their cards on the table for their spouse to see, the dirt hasn’t out yet.

Notes: skip this if u want

*have you seen the LGBTQIA movement in S.Korea few weeks ago, after the US legalized same sex marriage in all states? There was a small parade, people were marchin on, heck even two girls were kissing. You still think that there is no gay people in s.korea?

** “conservative community”: s.korea had been viewed as conservative folks by other people (tbh its quite weird for me that some ppl see s.k as that pure innocent child who knows nothing about obscenity), it may be true, in rural part, but in big towns, such as seoul? Not that conservative. Young people are more exposed and understanding.

And lemme tell you a story, I come from (and still live in) a very religious country. Very far conservative than S.K, and guess what? Gay ppl exist here! They exist secretly (ofc, duh! cuz even tho there is no such law that forbid u to date same gender/sex, homophobia is still strong, no one would dare to come out), the living proof of it is my friend slash classmate.

(from kindergarten – high school, my parents made me went to religious private school. I was blind about this matter before, I thought non-hetero ppl only exist in bigger cities / foreign countries, but then I entered university… and met more people there… including that classmate of mine.)

He has shown me bunch of boys he had met/chatted on grindr and IG. He has stated he doesn’t want to marry/date any girl. He has yaoi movie trailer in his phone. He had shown me bunch of ripped handsome stud picts he download/saved on his phone. If those are not a subtle way saying “im into boys” Idk what else is. And he told me there are lots ppl here that “have the same interest” just like him here, and he has met few of them who actually 
live not far from my neighborhood.

My point is, if there are non-hetero ppl here exist in my country, in my hometown, here in the more judging and conservative place (seriously they even censored boobs/cleavage here, short skirt? ‘no no no. blashphemy! improper! didnt ur mother teach u anything?’), what makes you think that non-hetero ppl can’t be exist in S.K? Especially in entertainment industry in S.K?

Sorry if this thing is long and annoying, I hope this is only tagged as kaisoo (that’s why I avoid using their name,  I don’t want this to be tagged under their names, cuz not all their fans ship them together) and sorry if there are errors or things that don’t make sense.

And for those who had asked me where am I or am I fine or why I don’t post anymore “theories”, well lets just say im hibernating.  

Anyway, again, sorry for the long post. Im sorry my post had tortured your eyes and fingers (in case you using your phone, sorry to make you scroll down this long just to skip this bullshit).

In case my apologies arent enough, feel free to send me hate mails. I wont reply to them though  

Feel free to call me names such as delulu crazy lunatics etc, although I’m hoping the insults would be more creative than those… at least I can re-use them or something, but sadly the insults I got the most is delulu, crazy and recently a 14 y.o (is this even an insult? I would love to be 14 y.o again, who doesn’t want to be young again? forget 14! if that drug from det. conan was truly exist, i would love to consume it, wouldn’t it be more advantaging to be seen as someone innocent and gullible while in fact your mind/knowledge is far from that?)

im out of here before this thing turns into a book.