nothing but bagels

anonymous asked:


After literal months sitting in my inbox, this is finally getting answered. I have alternate answers to all of these, but I had to pick one (and stop wasting valuable work time googling “ridiculous bagels”), so without further ado:

Bangtan as Bagels

Kim Seokjin - Multigrain Bagel

Wholesome, good for you, stunningly aesthetic, and often overlooked as one of the best kinds of bagels out there. (Not pictured: strawberry cream cheese, for optimum sweetness, whimsy, and pink)

Min Yoongi - Onion Bagel with Chive Cream Cheese

A little prickly on the outside, a little bitter on the inside. But a savory flavor sure to satisfy. And once you’ve picked this one, everyone will be able to tell. ;) Plus, it’s mostly just gooey goodness at the heart of it…

Jung Hoseok - Whole Wheat Bagel Sandwich

There is nothing this bagel does not offer you and freely give. Enjoyed by all who try it, filled with goodness to keep you going through your day, and never fails to bring joy to the world around it.

Kim Namjoon - Sesame Seed Bagel with Lox

An acquired taste for some, this fancy and seemingly pretentious bagel is actually the everyman’s bagel, loved by millions as a good way to start the day. Sophisticated, yet frequently awkward to eat.

Park Jimin - Bagel Bite

Wee but mighty – you can never get enough of this bagel. Frequently saucy AND cheesy, this is one bagel sure to please the masses. And check out those cute little curves! (Notice how hard I’m resisting making the JIMIN IS A BAGEL JOKE?)

Kim Taehyung - Rainbow Bagel with Sugar Crystals

I’m not sure I actually need to explain this one, but here goes: Never fits the mold, stands out proudly, makes everyone smile, and loved by both children and adults. (Paired with the right spread, this bagel can be intense, compelling, and unexpectedly intriguing)

Jeon Jungkook - Everything Bagel with Mac & Cheese and Also a Burger Because Why the Fuck Not

Always so fucking extra, this one. An everything bagel includes all the best parts of all the other bagels (because they raised him on their BACKS, Jungkook. I mean… *ahem*) Always doing the most, sometimes gets stuck in your teeth and bugs you all day (or worse, embarrasses you), gives you heartburn, and probably leaves you with regrets in the morning. But also, really just a kid on the inside, trying to impress everyone. 

Bagels and Letters

request from @heart-baek-bleed (Queennie, thanks for requesting~ hope you enjoy it!)

Can you write a Ravi fluff when she kept missing him so he decided to write a letter for her to comfort her? (Please no smut ones because I’m 17 >_>) 

Ravi/Kim Wonsik x reader

Originally posted by nosleeptbh

The sound of your alarm resonated within the room as you struggled to brush away sleep from your eyes since you were up all night sketching a draft for the next episode of your webtoon. A girl needs her beauty sleep, you know? Your hands searched for a blanket but felt something else entirely. Warm and soft cheeks. Faint stubble. 

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South Jersey Gothic
  • Driving through back roads, you see many different houses of all different colours and yet they all look the same. In fact, they look the same as the last town, as well. You know you’ve seen that house with the cement stoop and a lighthouse lawn decoration near the boulder before, but you can’t remember where or when. And, though this is your first time being here, the sense of nostalgia catches you when stopped at a red light you couldn’t manage to beat - overwhelms you, swallows you whole .
  • It’s that beige Oldsmobile again. It’s motor roars and coughs something that sounds like your uncle after his third cigarette of the evening.
  • The name Jim Gardner brings a face to the front of your mind, and it is more familiar to you than your own reflection. His image speaks to you sometimes, but you can never manage to remember what he says.
  • When meeting someone from North Jersey, they speak to you about nothing except for bagels and something called “taylor ham”. You try to understand them, but every time you ask a question, the door they neglected to hold open for you slams in your face.
  • In Wildwood, you hear a distant voice calling “Watch the tramcar please.” You turn and face the tramcar. It’s stopped. There are no occupants save for the voice that calls from behind the headlights repeating the words “Watch the tr- Watch the- Watch-”. It’s watching you.
  • There is always traffic along the Schuylkill. You find this strange because you’ve never once driven by the Schuylkill. The Schuylkill hides in ponds and lakes, causing accidents and traffic jams as it laughs in the shadows.
  • When you were young, you would always walk through the woods with your friends. The woods are still there, but now you never visit. The woods miss you. They call out for you with the sounds of crickets and frogs at night.
  • They always told you when you were a child to hold your breath when passing a grave. Though you’re older now, out of habit, you hold your breath as soon as you see the first gravestone. You must always hold your breath. If not, they will know you’re there.
  • New Years fireworks go off in the streets. They pop and sizzle for what seems like forever. But there is no fire to light them nearby. There is no one around to see them. It’s the middle of August.
  • Everyone has been to the Poconos, but no one ever remembers what they do there.

Broad City stars help Stephen Colbert slay the Rainbow Bagel King

This needs to be a web series.

You know there’s a real problem in the art and animation world when there are so many talented and good artists out there and the summer film this year is going to have characters like this


The phases of becoming a dog bed, please don’t ask me how Jim finds this comfortable but he is sound asleep on my lap like this right now. (Yes this photo is also staring my now 5 days overdue baby bump, it is a little hard to not get photos of at this point.)