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howishughdancyevenpossible  asked:

I AM 120% WITH YOU THAT WILL'S MURDER HUSBAND ON THE RUN LOOK SHOULD BE THAT PHOTOSHOOT

HOW IS THIS NOT

EXACTLY WHAT

TWO YEARS ON THE RUN

LIVING WITH HANNIBAL

WOULD MAKE WILL LOOK LIKE?

SCAR-COVERING BEARD

MUTED COLORS AND PLAID AND EXPENSIVE FABRIC AND TAILORED

WERK YOUR MURDER HUSBAND GLORY

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“if someone wants to be a part of your life, that person will find a way. doesn’t matter how far he/she is, how often you get to hear from this person, or how long you’ve known a person. truth is, if this person wants to stay, you’ll see the effort. but don’t get it wrong, you should do the same. show that you care, show interest-effort. that’s the problem with people like you and me-we’re scared. we get scared to get close to people because in the back of our minds, we aren’t sure if this person will stick around. so we dodge. we’re dodgers. we get close to people and eventually find a way to distance ourselves from the situation. it happens but it’s not always like that. you don’t always need to be the receiver, you can initiate a text, call, whatever it may be. try it out. if that person fails to reciprocate any effort, you know he/she is a waste of your time. and don’t worry, you’ll run into those throughout your lifetime. but as you get older you’ll be able to discern: okay this person is someone who’s in sync with me-a two way street vs. why am i the only one who gives a shit in this relationship. this occurs in any relationship you’ll encounter. but you have time-you’re young, we’re young. don’t worry about the future, stop reminiscing about your past. the people in your past didn’t make it for a reason, they were no good for you. or maybe they were, who knows? but you’re here, not back there. and here is where you need to be. and if those people didn’t make it past your past and onto "here” then that’s unfortunate.

malome78  asked:

Fake relationship AUs.... Other than OhCaptainmycaptains one you just posted. Oblivious Stucky works too.

You guys keep on finding my weaknesses! I’m going to direct you to our fake/pretend relationship tag, but theres a bunch of great ones we haven’t gotten around to reccing yet so heres just about every one I’ve read thats not in the tag a few:

A Long Way From the Playground

“Actually, I am dating someone.” He says.

What ends up happening is, he says the first name that comes to mind.

What ends up happening is, he blurts out, “Steve Rogers.”

Without thinking, obviously. Because if he had been thinking, he would have thought of something better than this.

And that’s how Bucky ends up bringing Steve as a date to his sister’s wedding.

The Beginning of Always

Bucky goes to work with the new SHIELD the moment he can. Where Bucky goes, Steve follows. He just didn’t think that would mean pretending to be a couple after people start to go missing at a scenic couples’ retreat.

Cinderella, you Forgot your Shirt

Steve didn’t know what to expect when the kid in his bio class paid him fifty dollars to pretend to be his boyfriend but he certainly didn’t expect this

Do NOT Contact me with Unsolicited Services or Offers

“So basically I’m paying an escort to visit my parents with me and make out with me in the front yard so they’ll stop buggin’ me about getting married?” The brunet asked.

“Actually I think it says he’ll do it for free so long as he gets food. Damn I need to get into that business,” Clint piped up before removing his hearing aids and curling up against the Russian to nap.

Or the one where Steve pretends to be Bucky’s boyfriend to get his parents off his case after Bucky finds his ad on Craigslist

just say you do

Steve just wanted a job. He wasn’t expecting a marriage proposal. And he certainly wasn’t expecting to accept.

Let Your Heart Be Light

Bucky looks like he’s had a difficult month, what with the eviction notice and all, but that’s not the reason Steve gives for allowing him to stay on his couch.

Rogers and Barnes: Partners

Steve and Bucky have to pose as a couple for a mission. Nat insists it really is the only option. She’s checked.

The complication: unbeknownst to even Natasha, Steve and Bucky’s friendship has been rocky ever since Bucky confessed his tender feelings and Steve left him out in the cold. Can asexual, completely-in-love-with-his-angry-best-friend Steve complete the mission and win Bucky’s heart?

(The answer is yes. Yay!)

Schrödingers’ Romance

“It could be a relationship, it could not be. You can assume either until you see for sure the results.”

We all know those moments. Those moments when your family all gathers around you and asks “So, do you have a boyfriend yet?”. Bucky knows these moments all too well and, quite frankly, he’s sick to death of them. Unfortunately, being a 21 year old college student makes it harder for him to come up with excuses, and with Christmas coming up he needs to think of a way out fast. A chance encounter with a stranger through an old library textbook could just be the kind of miracle he needs to make it through the holidays with his last shreds of sanity intact.

Sometimes, Everything is Touch and Go

Bucky and Steve’s mission is to infiltrate a suburban neighborhood as a married couple. In theory, it should be difficult, but it also kind of isn’t.

Bucky hesitates. “It’s undercover. We’ve done undercover before.” He shrugs.

Steve laughs again. “This isn’t exactly the same as infiltration under the guise of being regular civilians. What is it again – what didFury’s email say?” Steve pauses, tapping his chin with his index finger. “ ‘Mr. and Mr. Rogers are a couple who have recently moved into a neighborhood in northern Colorado. You are to maintain an image of high-standing and societal grace.’ That’s notexactly your scene, is it, Buck? Especially the part about being Mr. Rogers.”