anonymous asked:

could you compile a guide to the smiths, please?

The Band

Johnny Marr

  • John Martin Maher, aka the Angel of Radness
  • guitarist
  • legally changed his birth name to Johnny Marr so it would be a pun on the French phrase j’en ai marre (i’m fed up)
  • the most precious, the most pure, the most rad of all the cinnamon rolls that ever have been or ever will be, the most unproblematic of all faves
  • im not even kidding he has never done anything terrible in his life you will find no reciepts, everyone loves him, no one has ever said a bad word about him 
  • the greatest guitarist of his generation, quite literally changed the face of british pop and rock, entirely possible that without him there would be no such thing as indie or alternative music today
  • married to the wondrous Angie (they left school together when they were 15 and have been together ever since). they have two grown up kids and a dog called Riff
  • hes super healthy he doesnt do drugs or smoke or drink AND he’s a vegan and runs like five miles a day
  • he’s fifty one and wears eyeliner and silver nail varnish what does one even say to that
  • the B) emoji is based on johnny marr
  • has an honourary doctorate from salford university so technically he’s Dr. Marr
  • you would think that he is too indie pop 4 u but he has a secret life as a FUNK MASTER, his first band was named FREAK PARTY and he’s bffs with The Nile Rogers and named his son after him (exhibit a: johnny gets down and funky with chic)
  • oh ye i made eye contact with him at a gig and he winked at me
  • sorry this is long and personal but i love my Guitar Dad


  • Stephen Patrick Morrissey, known commonly as just Morrissey, but also as Moz, Mozzer, Misery Mozzery, and Steve
  • a twat
  • the word ‘problematic’ was invented specifically for morrissey
  • im just gonna get the bad stuff out the way to start with: has said a bunch of awful racist/misogynistic things, yes he gets taken out of context, no they cannot be justified or excused, he shouldnt say them and it pains my heart to think of it bc everything else he says is so good and wonderful how are they the same man
  • moving on
  • likes: manchester, tea, cats, oscar wilde, sixties girl groups, james dean, bikes, flowers, the new york dolls, animals, johnny marr, being alone
  • dislikes: manchester, margaret thatcher, robert smith, the monarchy, the meat industry, people who eat meat, people in general, being alive
  • has very few friendships or relationships and just sort of lives alone with his cats
  • a fan once wrote to him and told him she felt self concious wearing her hearing aid to a gig and after that he used to wear hearing aids onstage :)
  • other things he liked to do onstage: swing around large bunches of flowers and stuff them in his arse pocket, lie on the floor, hug fans (it became a problem), write things on his chest and rip off his shirt to reveal the message, yodel
  • “I have always personally been starved of romance. However, in 1982 someone stepped on my foot in Woolworths. That’s about the closest I’ve got.”
  • he used to say he was asexual in the eighties and then said he wasnt and was only celibate and most recently said he was “humansexual” (”attracted to human beings - but not many”) but im woefully uninformed on this topic someone else can help you perhaps before i put my foot in it and say the wrong thing
  • always really really sweet to his fans he used to always respond to fanmail in the eighties and its just? really sweet? i mean he also hates all humanity so its a weird dichotomy but
  • when he published his biography in 2013 is was entitled “Autobiography” and published on release by penguin classics
  • honestly its a real/love hate thing? either you despise every hair in his quiff or you would die for him theres no inbetween

Andy Rourke

  • Andrew Rourke
  • bassist
  • oh andy
  • sweet sweet precious andy
  • childhood friend of johnny marr, left school with johnny and angie, was in Freak Party with johnny
  • honestly just! the most beautiful
  • oh yeah he had a daughter at nineteen so all those photos of andy in the smiths are photos of an Actual Father, a bona fide Hot Dad
  • what else is there to say i love andy

Mike Joyce

  • drummer
  • aka “””Milk Juice””” (thats a tumblr fandom thing tho dont take that into the real world)
  • oh wait someone already did
  • there’s a bit of bitterness here bc he sued moz and marr in 1996 for a 25% share of the smiths royalties (expect lots of 25% jokes)
  • please dont hate him tho hes a good man and an excellent drummer
  • morrissey wishes him “the very worst for the rest of his life”
  • he used to be in a punk band its very  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Craig Gannon

  • the hidden fifth smith not so many people know about him
  • in 1986 andy was fired from the smiths (for his drug use i think), legend says that he woke up one morning to find a postcard from morrissey on the windscreen of his car which said “You have left The Smiths” (morrissey denies this but andy doesnt and honestly i believe andy over moz) (also im very sketchy on the details so dont eat me)
  • he was gone for two weeks and in the meantime craig gannon took over on bass, but when andy came back he stayed on as rythym guitarist and played on a few tracks and toured with them
  • a good and beautiful guy honestly (tho i think he also sued for royalties so :/)
  • here he is (to the left of morrissey)

sorry abt the pic they just look really good here and i want to cry

  • the smiths formed in manchester in 1982 when johnny marr knocked on morrisseys front door and pressed his face to the glass. please read this article abt the whole thing i cry
  • morrissey descibes their meeting. im fine :) (thats me screamin with my mouth closed)
  • what can i say? johnny and moz were phenomenal together they wrote so many good songs (they wrote ‘half a person’ in four and a half minutes! FOUR AND A HALF MINUTES!)
  • He was different with me than he was with everybody else. I couldn’t have given my music to anybody - anybody else, and he appreciated it more, because he just fell in love with it, and that went on all the way through the band. In many ways he was my biggest fan really.” - Johnny Marr
  • but they were only together for five years :( johnny and morrissey fell out and everything got really stressful and. yeah ill just give some quotes bc im sad
  • “One night we had a conversation and he said “ I think it’s about time and I’ve had enough” and I was saying “Yes I understand” but I really didn’t mean it I really didn’t think he’d completely pull the plug.” - Morrissey
  • “Morrissey asked me to do a farewell gig at one point, but I said no. It just seemed like a bad idea… We actually got together a few times [afterwards]. We went for a walk in the country, we went out to dinner one night, and later we just went for a long drive. It was really good to see each other away from any scenes. Like everyone, in private we’re quite different characters. I know the real Morrissey and he knows the real me.” - Johnny Marr
  • “I think Johnny understood Morrissey more than anyone else in the world… It was almost illogical, the gulf that was coming between Johnny and Morrissey, and you couldn’t put it down to any one thing. Again, it was almost like Morrissey living out his doomed fantasies. I think at some point one of them thought, “I can’t do this. You’re saying you want to be on in this stuff but when I move towards you, you move away. Or vice versa. There’s no rhythm between us.” Whereas before, they were finishing each other’s sentences.” - Grant Showbiz (sound engineer)
  • and then johnny wrote moz this letter which he kept and kept and printed in his autobio in 2013 more than 25 years later :) :)) :))))))

The Albums

The Smiths

  • their first album and one dear to my heart
  • recieves a lot of criticism from fans and the band bc of the mess surrounding production and the poor sound quality but! who cares its beautiful
  • caused quite a stir when it came out bc it was so subversive and unapologetically Not About Hetero Romance so the press were scratching their heads a lot
  • the first single had this cover and andy talks about the mortification he felt trying to show his dad his bands first single can u imagine
  • tbh the subject matter is very weird and ambiguous and a bit morbid (theres a song about the moors murders for example) but its also very sweet and funny. typical smiths tbh
  • the cover is a still from an Andy Warhol film called ‘Flesh’ but morrissey wrote the album notes as CULLED FROM ANDY WARHOLS FLESH which sounds a lot more ominous

Hatful of Hollow

  • a compilation album
  • unhappy with the quality of The Smiths the band decided to put out a compilation early on
  • essential listening tbh - u will learn soon enough that all smiths compilations are necessary
  • oh yeah some smiths records had a secret etched message from morrissey. on this album: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST/IAN (ian was johnnys brother)

Meat Is Murder

  • the album that inspired a generation of vegetarians
  • ITS SO GOOD i cant ever stop listening to it tbh
  • so so many classic tracks
  • a bit more stridently political (vegetarianism, jabs at the monarchy and english school system, railing against the injustices of corporal punishment)

The Queen Is Dead

  • considered by many to be their finest album (not by the band tho they think strangeways is the best)
  • every single track on here is so sublimley good how do you even articulate your feelings towards i know its over or frankly mr shankly or some girls are bigger than others WHAT DO I SAY

The World Won’t Listen

  • personally this is my favourite smiths compilation altho its often overlooked bc most of the tracks appear elsewhere
  • HOWEVER it contains stretch out and wait and money changes everything so its like. objectively the best (fight me irl)

Louder Than Bombs

  • the better known american compilation album
  • REALLY REALLY ESSENTIAL SONGS its so good i love it

Strangeways, Here We Come

  • the last studio album :(
  • technically and musically their best its really ~experimental~ and different (for them)
  • Morrissey -  “We say [that it’s our best album] quite often. At the same time. In our sleep. But in different beds.”
  • features moz on piano in death of a disco dancer
  • title refers to strangeways prison in manchester
  • im gona weep if ur gonna go this is the way to do it
  • secret etching: GUY FAWKES WAS A GENIUS


  • the posthumous live album
  • released as a contractual obligation so mozzer had to pick all the tracks by himself after they’d broken up :(
  • he wanted to call it The Smiths In Heat but the label wouldn’t let him
  • contains the instrumental track The Draize Train and a really neat Marie’s The Name (Of His Latest Flame)/Rusholme Ruffians mashup
  • feat. craig gannon on guitar
  • anyway its really good
  • secret etching: PEEPHOLISM

Other Projects

Morrissey’s Solo Career

  • moz went solo after the smiths broke up and hes been massivley successful
  • the sideburns got more intense and he gradually got grumpier and grumpier
  • idk this is just my opinion but i feel that solo moz is a very different creature to smiths moz? sort of. less tender and gentle? there’s a line from i know its over that says “its so easy to laugh/its so easy to hate/it takes strength to be gentle and kind” and i feel maybe solo moz stopped caring about that so much. not that he was incapable of it -theres a lot of heartbreakingly good stuff he wrote as a solo artist- but i feel he tends more towards sarcasm and polemic than the dry humor he had in the smiths
  • THAT BEING SAID i love solo moz’s stuff there’s some glorious stuff in here so to all the angry asks im gonna recieve i say its just my opinion please dont eat me alive
  • hes released 10 studio albums as a solo artist; Viva Hate, Kill Uncle, Your Arsenal, Vauxhall And I, Southpaw Grammar, Maladjusted, You Are The Quarry, Ringleader Of The Tormentors, Years Of Refusal, and World Peace Is None Of Your Business
  • hours of entertainment can be gleaned from merely perusing the titles of solo morrissey tracks, do yourself a favour and have a look


  • after he left the smiths johnny formed an ALTERNATIVE DANCE SUPERGROUP with New Order frontman Bernard Sumner and occasionally with Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys
  • its pretty much the greatest thing that ever happened to me its the perfect intesection of every one of my interests
  • three albums; Electronic, Raise The Pressure, Twisted Tenderness
  • they never officially dissolved things but they havent really been active since 1999 so

Johnny’s Other Projects

johnny is a massively prolific musician and has collaborated with almost everyone on the planet, including but not limited to:

  • paul mc cartney
  • the pretenders
  • the the
  • bryan ferry
  • billy bragg
  • kirsty mccoll
  • talking heads
  • beck
  • oasis
  • then he had a sort of band called Johnny Marr + The Healers and they had one album (Boomslang)
  • and then he was the guitarist for Modest Mouse for three years
  • and then he was The Cribs guitarist
  • helped hans zimmer with the soundtrack for inception and amazing spider-man 2, is working on something else with him atm i think
  • then in 2013 he went solo! he sang on his own album! everyone died bc who knew that Guitar Dad had such a beautiful voice!
  • his two solo albums are The Messenger and Playland
  • and then he played on Noel Gallagher’s Ballad Of The Mighty I and we all died a bit more

More Fun Smiths Facts

anonymous asked:

Would you do a andy and imagine where it's 6am and he finds you drunk as fuck and bawling and you're only like 14 or 15 and he sees your bvb shirt and tries to help you. You tell him that your best friend died an you had gone through everything with her (suicide, self harm, bullies, ect). Because youre drunk you tell him it all an he comforts you and when you sober up he takes you to an amusement park to try cheering you up. It's not romantic, but can he give you lots of hugs and forehead kisses

Okay sooo I don’t write about illegal things (under age drinking) and I also don’t write about self harm or suicide.  I might do a bit about bullying but I try to avoid violence whenever possible since these things can be triggering and I want this blog to be safe for like everyone.  Hope you understand. I will still write your imagine, but you will be over 21 and I won’t mention the suicide or self harm stuff.  Now onto your modified imagine.

You stumbled out of the bar and onto the sidewalk.  Too drunk to even stand you sat down outside the bar to wait for a friend to pick you up.  Drinking wasn’t usually your thing but after losing your best friend it was all you could do to cope.  The only problem was that the alcohol didn’t cover the pain enough waiting gave you time to think even in your drunken state it didn’t take long for the tears to flow.  You heard a group of people walk past you but didn’t think much of it until a familiar voice says, “Are you alright?” Wiping away your tears you look up into the eyes of the one and only Andy Biersack.  He says, “I saw your shirt and I don’t want a fan of mine sitting out in front of a bar crying.  What happened? Did your date leave you here alone?” You shook your head no and since you were completely drunk you told him the whole story of how your best friend had passed away and drinking seemed to be the only thing that dulled the pain, but it wasn’t enough.  He pulled you into a hug and smelling the alcohol on you said, “Your really drunk aren’t you?  Why don’t we take you to a hotel and you can sleep it off and then we can go do something tomorrow to take your mind off of it?"  Not comprehending what was happening, Andy called a taxi and told his band mates to go on with out him and he would catch up later. 

Once in the taxi you passed out with your head resting on Andy’s shoulder.  Andy paid for a room and carried you into the room and quickly tucked you in and left a note with his phone number saying, "You probably won’t remember what happened in the morning but you met Andy from BVB last night and agreed to go do something tomorrow.  Here’s my number call me when you wake up.  Also I imagine you will have a killer hang over I’ll order you breakfast and ask them to give you some medicine.  Hope to hear from you soon -Andy”.

When you awoke the next morning everything from last night was a blur.  You read the note from Andy and couldn’t believe it was true.  Just as he said you had breakfast and medication for your head ache waiting when you woke up.  After breakfast you called the mysterious number and sure enough Andy answered.  You said, “I got your note”

He replied with, “I wasn’t sure you’d actually call.  I heard there was a carnival. Would you wanna go?”

You said, “Sure I’d love to, but first I need to go home and change. Can you pick me up in an hour”

He said, “Of course, text me your address and I’ll see you then”

With that you hung up and headed home and started getting ready.

An hour later you were in Andy’s car heading to the local carnival.  You hadn’t been to a carnival in so long you knew you’d have a blast.  When you arrived you wanted to do all the rides and Andy was happy to go on them with you.  You ate tons of fried food, cotton candy, ice cream, and other foods that are just plain unhealthy.  It was starting to get late but you guys still hadn’t gone on the ferris wheel.  You guys got in line and waited about 10 minutes before you boarded the ferris wheel.  Andy put his arm around you and hugged you close while planting a kiss on your forehead. 

The ride ended a little quicker than you would’ve liked but it was dark and you needed to get home. You and Andy talked about random stuff the whole way back to your place.  Once you got there Andy walked you to your door and said, “It was nice meeting you and spending time with you.  I hope I’ll see you around at one of our shows or something.  If you come to a show send me a text and I’ll try to get you back stage and hopefully we can talk some more.” You replied, “Thanks Andy,  I’ll keep that in mind.  It was great meeting you too.  This was probably the best day of my life."  Andy pulled you into a tight hug before saying good bye. 

Written by: Lilly

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update for my commissioners

I’m 3 weeks into my second semester at uni and this is when progress on commissions slows down. If you need your commission done urgently by a deadline, please message me, otherwise I will slowly make my way through the list with my best efforts. Please understand that not only do I have a long list of commissions (I’ve completed quite a lot during my break but it’s still over 10 and this is the most I’ve ever taken in), but I’m also a full time student and I already have some assignments that I really want to do well in. 

I do not mind if you message me asking my about the process of your commission, but please don’t do it to the point where you’re hassling me. I have and will not forget about working on it, again there’s a long list and if you’re further down it’s most likely that I haven’t started yet. 

Thank you for your patience, I will do my best for you. 

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Commissions are closed!

Thank you to everyone who has taken up a slot so far, it’s a lot more than I usually take in so I’m going to close commissions until I finish with everyone, or at least most on the list. I start my second semester this upcoming Monday so I have less time to work on them, but I’ll try my hardest to get through them all as best as I can. I’ll let you know when I’m open for commissions again, right now I’m so grateful to everyone who helped out! 

edit: To anyone who has shot me a message of interest and hasn’t received a response from me yet, unfortunately I can’t squeeze you in because the list is quite long and I don’t want to keep everyone waiting, sorry for the inconvenience. If you’re still interested in commissioning, keep an eye out for when they’re open again. 


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