notes though

RULE #1
Never cry. Why ruin your makeup or soak your brand new coat? Just keep it in or transform your sadness into anger. Anger is much more appealing than weakness.
RULE #2
Always chew gum. Blow bubbles, pop it in annoyance, chew it until it grows stringy and thin between your molars. Keep your mouth busy. That way you can’t say anything you don’t mean.
RULE #3
Bite your lip, not only will it attract the attention of the boy who holds his cup way too tight to have any idea what he’s doing with it, but it’ll also split open and your blood will act as a natural lip stain.
RULE #4
Soak your homework in orange juice and force it down your throat. Gulp it down, don’t you dare heave it up. Fill up your stomach with the paper and hope to god you’ll pass chemistry. Who knows, maybe trees will sprout and you’ll finally be able to take in oxygen. It’s the breakfast of champions.
RULE #5
Problems aren’t problems until you acknowledge that you have problems. So what if you drink a little too much on a school night? Who cares if you stand too long at the edge of the look-out point? Just flash them a smile, hike up your dress, laugh a little higher. It’s not running away from the issue if the issue doesn’t exist, right?
RULE #6
Lock your closet, skeletons are only meant to be seen in your health class.
RULE #7
Shatter your mirror, pick up a piece and hold it at arms length. There, now you can control what reflects back at you. Besides, it makes since to look at the individual parts of yourself, you’ve never been whole.
RULE #8
Stand up straight, don’t bow your head. Blue blood may not run through your veins but, unless it spills, no one has to know.
RULE #9
Remember that you’re a forest fire. You have poison underneath your finger nails. You are a wild thing, and wild things can not be tamed.
RULE #10
If you can’t be guaranteed heaven then give them hell.
—  MY TEARS ARE MADE OF ROSE WATER AND GASOLINE; TAKE A SHOT AND FEEL IT BURN // k.m.
  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*

I was thinking about Harry & Cho’s disastrous date and there was a post-it note next to my hand so… happy late valentines day!

Imagine this:

  • Keith’s now in charge because Shiro’s gone and he’s being hot headed, like he tends to be.
  • Red keeps fighting Black because Keith keeps trying to get inside
  • But Keith keeps insisting Shiro told him to pilot Black
  • Lance walks by one day when the two lions are duking it out and is like ‘maybe you’re not really cut out to pilot the black lion anyway.’
  • Keith, who’s on edge, turns to him and just yells ‘why are you even here? You’re not cut out to pilot the blue lion, if you ask me,’ 
  • Lance turns away, pretending to be only lightly injured but really trying hard to hold back tears
  • Keith goes looking for Lance later and runs into Hunk, who says he’s been in his room all day
  • Hunk tells Keith not to go in there
    • (Hunk’s known about these insecurities for a while, he is Lance’s best friend)
  • This doesn’t stop Keith who sees Lance, curled in a ball, tucked in the corner between his bed and the wall, just sobbing and muttering incomprehensible gibberish
  • Hunk gets Keith out of there but not before Keith hears Lance say something about not being cut out for Voltron
  • When he and Hunk are out of the room he asks what’s wrong
  • ‘We’re all really stressed with Shiro gone, Keith,’ 
  • Keith doesn’t buy it
    • ‘Hunk, did I do something wrong?’
  • For the rest of the episode Lance sits in his room while Keith tries to figure out how to fix things, failing multiple times, occasionally making it worse
  • After multiple failed attempts Keith sits down and admits to the rest of the team that he’s afraid that he put Lance out of commission permanently
    • ‘I’m scared, guys. I think I broke him.’
  • Then, as if this had never occurred to him before, Coran says they’re going to have mandatory shooting practice
    • Keith: but my bayard is a sword
    • Coran says he’ll just use one of the guns stored in the castle
  • Coran makes a game out of it, drags Lance out to participate, and the gang shoots.
  • Keith, Pidge, and Hunk miss a couple on the easy mode, but Lance makes them all.
  • As it gets harder and harder, the three start missing all of them, but Lance still hasn’t missed one yet
  • When they’re finished, Coran energetically announces Lance the teams best shooter
  • Keith walks right up to him with a hand outstretched to shake
    • ‘Looks like you’re better than me.’
  • And then Lance, eyes wide, mouth agape, just breaks into the widest grin and shoots Keith some finger guns and just exclaims ‘you know it!’
  • Keith just rolls his eyes but smiles fondly after him.

Voltron AU where everything is the same except the Blade of Marmora episode is basically the RING OF FIRE!!! scene from Finding Nemo

Kolivan: Brother Antok, proceed.
Antok: Keith! Newcomer of red and white! You have been called forth to the space between spaces to join us in the fraternal bonds of bladehood!
Keith: … huh?
Thace: We want you in our club, kid.

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Caitlin Snow Appreciation Week: Day 1 Favorite Caitlin Snow Quote(sssss)

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I will say, hands are some of the hardest things to grasp when learning how to draw! Even people who have been drawing for years can be intimidated by these lil appendages! My methods for drawing them might be a bit weird, but I’m happy to share some of the things I try and keep in mind while trying to capture the essence of The Hand

I hope some people can find this useful! I could probably have gone on and on about drawing hands in this post but it’s already long enough-

are you a dinosaur or dragon person? are you a planets or stars person? are you a shiny or matte person?

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Haru Okumura rocks.  I expected a generic soft moe character, but she’s pragmatic as hell and also took me to see Saw.