Derek Hale X Reader

Originally posted on my AO3 account

Prompt : Drunk!Reader x Derek Hale

Fandom : Teen Wolf 💟

You were completely and utterly drunk. How you ask?
Well… Derek and you got in a small argument soooo you went and got drunk alongside Lydia. At the time you thought it would cure all your troubles away.
At the moment? Hell no! It was a bad idea. You were stumbling in the dark trying to find the darn keyhole so you could unlock the door.
Naturally since you were hammered you didn’t notice Derek opened the door and was staring at you as you fumbled with the keys in your hand.

“Lost something Y/n? ” he asked anamused crossing his arms across his chest.

“ Yeah, my stomach onnn tha waay heeeereeee!!! ” you screamed out and giggled at his serious face. Leaning towards him you grab his face and tugged him closer so your foreheads were touching.

“ Listen.. Listen.. Do-don’t tell Dewek that I’m here okay? ” you pat his cheek and walk in the house knocking a lamp on the floor in the process.

“Shhhhsh! Shsh!” you turn around and whisper in the dark. Derek closed the door and walked you to the living room where he sat you down on the sofa.

“Listen mister! I know I’m hot buuuut hahaha I gotta wolf at home!! ” you hugged a pillow and started laughing.

“ A wolf? ” Derek started to see the fun in this situation since you clearly didn’t recognize him.

“ MY sour wolf!!! AUUUU!!! ” you howled as he tried to shush you. But to late you already woke up Peter who seemed more than intrigued with the situation.

“ And here I thought another wolf appeared… ” he mumbled half asleep leaning on the wall.

“ I know youuuuu! ” you pointed at Peter and tried to get up. Wobbling you stud up and walked towards him hugging him to his surprise.

“ Take me to Derek I don’t like this guuuy! ” What you thought you whispered you actually said out loud. Peter laughed but noded. You smiled and he spun you around. And what do you know Derek was there.

“ Dereeek! ” you laughed running toward him and hugging him. He was struggling to keep his laughter in. Peter just pointed at you and mouthed that you are a lunatic before going back to bed.
Derek picked you up and walked you to the bedroom.
All the way to the bed you kissed him all over his face which made him melt but he would never admit it.
Gently he sat you on the bed and kneeled in front of you.

“Do you need something Y/n? ” he asked a bit concerned since he knew you couldn’t hold your liquor that well.

“ I love you! ” you hugged him draping your arms around his neck.

“I love you too Y/n. But do you need anything, water?” he asked again as he untangled you from him.

“Aspirin and a unicorn! ” you yelled out before passing out.
Derek stood there for a minute before breaking into a fit of laughter.

“ I wish I had recorded that ”


終わりのセラフ Episode 1 ✩ “…Hey, that must’ve been hard. But starting today, we are your family.”

i like being in the les mis fandom bc to appreciate the story properly you have to understand that people who do bad things or think bad things or say bad things are on a journey and can better themselves 

you can learn to read with the intention to plot revenge but in the end ur gonna save a small town and teach a little girl the alphabet


I remember hearing about the hate via Misha Collins twitter a few days ago now and thinking “How terrible!” but then as the days progressed, I recognized a pattern I’ve seen before on other social media platforms and I started feeling very curious and skeptical then quickly cynical with the fake suicides (yes, fake). There is not an organization of anonymous pricks out there who are seeking destruction of the entire fandom. But if this keeps up, the fans themselves will probably get the show pulled with all this bad press. 

GUYS I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE HATE EPIDEMIC IS REAL. I THINK 80-90% OF IT IS TOTALLY FAKE AND FOR ATTENTION/FOLLOWS. Here are my findings and a small experiment I conducted today.

This blog, cryingpizzaman is a sock blog and the descrip says so, too. My main blog (which is totally SPN centered) has something over 1,100 followers and I thought surely I would receive some hate there especially when I spoke out publicly about the entire debacle! I did not and have not gotten hate. Nothing whatsoever. I was very loud about my disapproval of the anon hatred and yet I got no backlash at all. So that, #1, struck me as strange. This morning I was feeling exasperated with the new omegle developments (Jensen’s assassination? January 1st attack? omg wtf is happening). So I set out to do a bit of an exposé. Step one, I went onto omegle and gave this blog’s name over and over as a “target” and got as many as six “okay, I will go hate on them!” and received blog names to “target” in return (yeah right). Guess what? I did not get any hate at all. In fact I think the users who gave me blog names were probably those specific blog owners hoping to get hate (like I was). WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT HATE, YOU ASK? For attention and sympathy. Which is APPALLINGLY easy to get as I found out next.

First, post a few cryptic statuses about how you are struggling and getting hate (when you aren’t getting hate at all). 

Then ask for help publicly using an anon ask to a more popular blog…

This person posted it without question. His/her intentions were good I’m sure but guess what? The anon I sent her was a manipulative lie. Yet she posted it no questions asked. Then I watched as the sweet, thoughtful, amazing asks poured into my inbox (to everyone who wrote me, don’t feel bad please. You’re awesome for being kindhearted people and your sweet comments were kickass, but you need to be careful of what you believe especially on the internet). I got 9 new followers and 30 asks in the span of an hour. All the asks were kind and awesome. Nothing even slightly negative.

Please note, people were ready to believe my claims even though my blog is unfinished, barely has any posts, and how all my previous posts were about how I think this entire thing is fake. Okay then. Next step! Up the ante and really make yourself look in need of some help and worry, post some hate that you gave yourself.

I sent that in to myself. And even though it was utterly ridiculous (a spatula and a rubber ducky?! COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS SO CLEARLY FAKE) I got tons more of encouragement via asks. And lots of people telling me how to turn off anon. But why would I do that when I can get so much attention and drama (which apparently a lot of people thrive on) from keeping anon enabled?

Guys, please. Take a look at this situation with logic and use your head. Err on the side of caution. DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. If you go onto omegle, chances are you’re talking to a troll who is making shit up on the spot. I tried that, too, hoping people would not be as dumb as they were acting on tumblr. My hopes were too high. 

Seriously, do you think an ANONYMOUS CHAT would be the place people plotted a devious plan? Where ANYONE could come chat and get spoiled? Guys. GUYS!!! #FAIL

Who would believe that shit I wrote up there? COME ON GUYS! Saying “stop it” does not work to bullies. Walking away and removing yourself from the situation is the answer in this case.

Basically the entire point of this post is to tell you guys to stop even talking to these trolls. You are going to accomplish NOTHING. There is no conspiracy and no overarching plan. There are only some insecure, bored teens out there looking for something to do with their winter school break who decided to use the anonymity of the internet to stir some gullible people into a chaotic frenzy. I’m not sure who is worse.. the people sending anonymous hate or the people who are crying wolf about being so depressed and close to self harm (I know SOME are, but I do NOT for a second believe half of these claims are true… it’s just people who are lonely and see a chance for some friendship and someone to worry about them/notice them). Guys, be balanced in this. Be CAREFUL and CAUTIOUS and for Chuck’s sake guys use your brains about this. Please stop engaging with the trolls and believing everyone’s every word. Exercise your intelligence and protect yourself and, again: DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. PLEASE!

Friendly reminder

If you are harassing Calvin on instagram OR in any other social media account, I would just like to remind you that you are also harassing Taylor.

Some people seem to forget about this, but I’m going to remind it for them: Your opinion on Calvin WON’T change the fact that him and Taylor are in a stable and happy relationship for approximately 9 months. If you think Calvin is a bad person but you keep sending him hate on SM, you are just as bad as you think he is. He is the man Taylor chose to be with, I’m sorry if you live in fantasy land and you think this relationship is a cover up or if you think that a relationship that has been fucking dead for years is gonna “rise” (with a dude that had no maturity at all).

I’m sorry for Kaylor and Haylor shippers that respect Calvin and Taylor’s relationship but end up with a bad fame because of a small and awful part of this fandom, but this situation has to stop. Calvin setting his instagram account to private only shows how fucked up this situation is, so I’m asking whoever does this kind of thing to please have a bit of decency and also to think that when you insult Calvin, you are also insulting Taylor.

  • fandom sans:naughty skeleton bad time will make your panties wet
  • canon sans:religiously gives hotdogs tiny cat ears then jenga stacks on top of small child, secret codeword is ‘im a legendary fartmaster’, chicken nuggie

Fact of the Day #46

There is a mysterious recurring background character who appears frequently in the manga and Brotherhood. He appears as a man wearing a light-colored suit, with cropped hair and a small moustache, and is sometimes seen with a small child in identical dress. According to the Perfect Guidebook, he is “chasing someone”.

(Source: Perfect Guidebook/Profiles book)

Admin’s note: I’ve spent years trying to figure out what the deal is with this guy and I still don’t know. Since he’s surprisingly unknown in the fandom, I haven’t really found any other information on the subject, and since I don’t have a lot of money I have no idea if he’s mentioned in any of the other FMA guidebooks that weren’t released outside Japan. I do know that he travels a lot and is often seen in places such as train stations, hotels, or restaurants. In fact I think he might be some sort of clone or something, since in the final chapter of the manga, he’s seen in a restaurant with an identical man sitting across from him! Who knows?

#Hannibal Did This... and So Should Everyone Else

            We already discussed how NBC’s Hannibal has its finger on the pulse of fandom, especially regarding how to use fandom to generate buzz while keeping everyone happy. But now the Hannibal social media team has gone and outclassed all other TV social media teams (except maybe ours, on East Los High—and that’s not quite the same demographic) once again, this time with their #Hannibal Did This Tumblr art contest. (The contest name refers to Dr. Lecter’s tendency to do all of the bad things, especially to the show’s hapless protagonist, Will Graham.)

            Hannibal has always been fan-aware, and in a sense it has to be: fan campaigning probably helped get the show renewed and certainly established it as a cult hit.  But there’s acknowledging fandom, there’s encouraging fandom, and then there’s legitimizing fandom, which is what #Hannibal Did This did, an elegantly timed two weeks before the show returned to the small screen.

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some thoughts about dave and dirk

In my last post I talked about how exciting and satisfying it was for us to finally see Dave and Roxy meet, even though there wasn’t the same build up for it as Rose and Roxy’s meeting, because of the many small hints throughout the narrative that Dave really needed a chance to meet a parental figure who wasn’t so emotionally abusive and didn’t give him so many conflicting feelings.

And now it’s time we face Dave’s cognitive dissonance head-on and talk about how I think Dave and Dirk’s meeting will go, and how his relationship with Bro will affect that. 

In recent updates we finally have Dave acknowledge outright what the fandom has been saying for years and years: Bro Strider was a bad guardian. 

Dave is scared of meeting the alternate Bro, because he remembers his Bro as someone who loved to fuck with him every chance he got. This is in sharp contrast to how highly Dave used to speak of Bro back at the beginning of the comic.

But even then, Bro did a lot of things that made both Dave and his friends uncomfortable, it was just that Dave seemed to be in denial about it.

(that was Jade’s narration) 

But regardless of this tension, Dave obviously idolizes Bro.

Unfortunately, part of growing up is learning to see things for what they are. Yes, Bro was a cool guy, and he was pragmatic and off the cuff and eccentric and he allowed Dave a lot more freedom than a 13 year old should have, which definitely would appeal to said 13 year old. But as Dave gets older he realizes that Bro also never pulled punches, never said anything supportive or encouraging to Dave, always pushed him harder to improve, was emotionally reticent and hard to get to know. Dave realizes that for all that he knew Bro for 13 years, he probably actually knows nothing about him, because his brother was so focused on preparing him to be a solider, for Sburb. 

Just because he has good intentions, to prepare Dave for a life-or-death game, it doesn’t mean he did the right thing. And I don’t think anyone can say he’s done a good job of being a parent. But then, from what we know about Dirk, I don’t think Bro ever wanted to be a parent in the first place. 

Dirk readily admits he doesn’t think he has any business being a parent, and evidence shows he might kind of be right. But actually, there is a lot of fanwork out there that depicts Dirk finding out just what kind of parent he was, in another timeline, and he becomes repulsed by the way that Bro raised Dave. I know fanwork has little to no place in a discussion like this, but that sort of reaction makes a lot of sense with Dirk’s no-nonsense demeanor and his perfectionism. 

But in a weird way, it does make some sense that Bro would hide everything from Dave, especially if you take it back to shame. What was Dave brought up to think about homosexuality? 

When young boys in our society make fun of something for being “gay,” it carries some connotation of it being feminine, or emasculating. That seems in line with some of Dirk’s fears about calling himself “gay.”

Dirk worries about the implication of the term “gay” making him seem less capable as a player, a mastermind, a genius, a guy. 

The narrative even acknowledges that Texas, in the time Jake is alive (which is also the time Dave and Bro were living around) is known for being homophobic. 

So imagine you’re a baby who came from literally fucking nowhere, with no parents to speak of, and you’re foisted off into foster care. As you get older, you start too discover more things about yourself that people in your society would alienate you for, and you’re already lacking a place to actually belong to. It makes sense that you might want to suppress whatever deep emotional things about you make you an outsider, like your homosexuality. If Dirk has some reluctance to use the term, and he is living in an age with literally one other human, imagine how much Bro wanted to distance himself from anything to do with it. He turns his sexuality into something laughable in the form of puppet pornography, he is never genuine about anything, he doesn’t want to form a human connection with Dave. And maybe that’s in large part so that Dave doesn’t give up if he loses Bro in Sburb, but there might also be a part of Bro that worries about rejection from Dave himself, from the kid who calls anything and everything he’s making fun of “gay.” Because rejection from strangers is one thing, but from your alien space baby, your family, that’s a whole other animal. 

And we know that Dirk has that worry. He worries that if his Bro, alpha!Dave, knew about his sexuality, he would be like the loud voices in his time and decry Dirk instead of supporting him.

Which we now know isn’t going to be the case!

When Dave finds out that Dirk is gay, I am positive his initial reaction is going to be something akin to hysteria. There will be a lot of shock there, and that’s because Dave doesn’t distance Dirk from his Bro. He is going to take whatever he learns about Dirk and immediately shove it in with what he knows about his Bro, and the realization that all along his Bro was actually, genuinely, 100% certifiably a homosexual is going to shake him, definitely. Because Bro took such extreme measures to never have Dave find that sort of thing out about him. 

But there is hope, because once Dave gets over the initial shock, he is going to express some kind of support. I think it’s likely he’ll get over himself once he realizes the effect his reaction is having on Dirk; all of Dirk’s fears about his Bro thinking he’s repulsive will likely come to fruition in his mind as he misinterprets Dave’s freakout to be about him, and not beta!Bro. Once these two idiots can each get over their own baggage about the subject, Dave will make it clear he doesn’t actually care if Dirk is gay or not, that’s Dirk’s business. Likewise, I think Dirk will have to face the fact that for all of his facades, he has always sought his Bro’s approval. And once he has it, I think these two can start working towards a finally healthy, if not also eternally awkward, relationship.

And if Hussie wants to throw in something where Dirk finds out what a dick he was as a parent and gives an “I know this won’t change anything but alternate universe me was a huge bastard and I’m sorry for that” apology, that would be the cherry on the Strider family reunion sundae. 

protip: the fastest way to get me to like an adult male character is to put a small child near them and have them immediately get afflicted with a bad case of THE DADS

hi dark tower fandom i’m halfway through The Gunslinger and i have opinions about Roland Dadschain

"The RWBY fandom is getting there"

Something I heard about the badness of the RWBY fandom.

In other fandoms, the MAJORITY is problematic without reason. Whitewashing, rape jokes, discrimination, slut shaming, it’s everywhere in other fandoms.

RWBY though

One person overreacts because they were called out on something unrelated to the FNDM


Two people fight over a headcanon

A small group bashes the writing instead of criticizing

If you’re going to make a generalization about the FNDM, it’s that they overreact.

This is an amazing fandom with a few bad eggs


- Second First Date, by @frecklebombfic :  He had spent tonight making what was essentially polite small talk.  Small talk was a bad sign. If he wasn’t hotly debating something or other by this point in the night, he knew there was definitely no spark. And despite what his friends thought, he wasn’t willing to take anybody home without that. Louis goes on the worst date of his life, but ends up on another one.

Larry AU (3k) : This story is sooooo great and it’s even better cause it’s actually the real story of the author ! No smut but a lot of fun. also Louis BFF is Annie Clark aka St Vincent and this is the most glorious thing ever.

- War Games , by driveinbingo:  If Nick had wanted a normal relationship, he probably shouldn’t have given his entire heart to professional competitive asshole Louis Tomlinson.

Tomlinshaw canon fic ( 10k) : so it’s an established relationship AU , very fun, both of them are some little shits and I’m totally endeared. No graphic smut. And special kuddo to Harry to be the best friend and the worst lier ever.

- I Think I’m Addicted to Your Light , by @supernope : Louis is just zipping back up when the door swings open with a swell of noise and someone shuffles up next to him, shoes tapping loudly against the tile floor. Louis turns to see who’s walked in and just violated the code of the men’s toilet by taking the urinal next to him and is met with wide, green eyes and red lips stretched into a brilliant smile.“Happy new year,” the guy grins, shaking long, curly hair away from his face. “You look sharp. Sorry, do you mind holding this for a minute? I don’t really have any place to keep it and it’s kind of a hassle, getting out of these things. Don’t want it to fall in.”He indicates his legs with the hand clutching a pale pink phone, and Louis’ gaze drops. Speechless, Louis takes the phone, eyes locked on the guy’s legs. His gorgeous legs, clad only in a pair of black thigh-highs held up by a silky black garter belt.

Larry AU (9k) : Soooo it’s smut. A lot. And it’s hot. A lot. And bottom!Harry.

- Celebrity Discount , by @loaded-gunn : Louis fell for Prince Harry when he was ten and Harry was eight and peeked behind the Queen’s elegant gown for his first public appearance—a shy smile and a mess of curls. He fell for him when he caught Lottie putting up a magazine cover of Harry on her wall and all she had to say for herself was, “He’s such a good person, yeah?” and, yeah. He fell for him when Harry gracefully accepted his demotion. He fell for him when Harry came out and stayed out.    

Larry royal!AU (27k) : so I re-read this and then I thought “omg it is so great, why haven’t I rec it yet ?”. The answer is : I don’t know but it’s a shame. But you probably read this, right? ( so Prince Harry meets a drunk boybander Louis. Twitter happens. Barely smutty.)

- an exquisite relic , by damnitharry : “And I’m certain his name is Harry. I can’t even remember how many people have walked up to me, said “Hi I’m Harry” then forgotten how they’d got there, apologised and asked for an autograph.”Or, an au where we’re all born with entities linked to our hearts and they will eventually lead us to our soulmates.

Larry soulmates AU (2k) :No smut, funny, with a famous!Louis . Reallly nice fic !

- In the Checkout Line, by @harryisproudoflouis : Louis is a cashier and Uni student. Harry is the awkward kid who comes through his line nearly every day. Louis knows that it’s just so he can talk to Louis, but he doesn’t say anything. He quite likes it. They become friends, and then maybe a bit more.or Louis is quirky and confident, and Harry is awkward and adorable. They basically make the perfect match. Louis builds Harry’s confidence, and Harry makes Louis lose his shit.

Larry Uni AU ( 9k) : oh god this is cuuute. Harry is the master of pining and I want to cuddle him. Also first time smut and bottom!Harry :)

- Put Your Hands on Me in My Skintight Jeans by @canonlarry : Harry is a popstar who –according to the media– does a lot of cocaine and fucks a lot of boys. Louis is a waiter at a gay nightclub who finds it hard to believe that anyone who wears a straw hat to a bar can be the party animal Harry’s made out to be.(Famous!Harry meets non-famous!Louis in a club and things progress from there… in the direction of Louis’ bedroom.)

Larry famous/non-famous AU  : aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I’m in love with this fic. That’s all (smut, bottom Louis)(but also you know Dirty Talks are my weakness right?)

- Walk Away, You’re Messed Up, by green_feelings/ @sadamenoito: AU, in which a jobless model, a retired footballer, a struggling singer-songwriter, an underrated actor and a failed popstar move into a house together for a new Reality TV format. They don’t know each other, but living in each other’s pockets, as well as overcoming ridiculous challenges every week, they become friends. They figure that they work better as a team than as individuals and in the end, it maybe isn’t about winning the show anymore. Or: They are all second-class celebs, participating in a shit reality show, screwing over the producers and ruling the show, although they lose on every single challenge.

OT5-bro fic (21k) ! So yes, it’s a first for me : no OTP, no smut, just 5 boys becoming BFF. It’s funny and cute :)

- we’re still going, eight in the morning, by @nooelgallagher​  and @yoursongonmyheart: Harry washes his hands quickly before grabbing his phone. His screen lights up to 3 notifications.DJTommo is now following you!@DJTommo mentioned you in a tweet!Direct Message from @DJTommo!Harry yelps, throwing his phone to Niall who just barely catches it.Niall looks down at the phone, seeing first the tweet, then the DM. He tosses the phone back to Harry, who nearly drops it. “What are ya doing, mate! Answer him!”Harry thinks for a moment about what he wants to say. This is his chance to actually talk to Louis Tomlinson. Louis Tomlinson messaged him directly. He can say anything he wants. He begins typing, his fingers shaky.Niall comes over to stand next to Harry and peers down, looking to see what he wrote. When he does, he lets out a groan….Or, the one where Harry owns a bakery, Louis is a radio DJ, and Niall and Liam roll their eyes at their incessant flirting.

Larry AU (31k). I’m such a sucker for fics with social medias interactions… So there’s a lot of Twitter, much more pining, some great Smut (bottom Harry) and amazing sex phone. Also Karaoke.

Previously in “fic rec of the week” :
January 4th, December 21th, December 15th, December 9th, December 2nd , November 23th, November 17th, Special WIP (Nov. 9th) , November 3rd , October 27th, October 22th, October 9th, October 5th, September 28th, September 24th, September 21th, September 13th,  September 6th, September 3rd (special WIP), September 1st,  
August 5th, July 30th, July 27th, July 20th, July 16th, July 12th , July 8th, July 5th , July 1st , June 24th, June 18th, June 14th, June 8th, June 1st .

Please check my fic rec tag ! And ask me for special fic rec ;)

Magic/supernatural/superpowers fics , Stripper fics, Famous!AU with no angst fics, Historical fics, Royal!AU fics, Ex friends/lovers to lovers fics, Famous!not-famous fics, Canon fics, Hate to love fics, Famous!Harry Meets Famous!Louis fics , Tomlinshaw fics, Crime fics, Model Harry fics, Clothes Sharing fics, Christmas Fic , Nerd!Harry fics,, jealous fics, Coming-out fics, Angsty fics.

Why is it that when a group from a “small company” win or do great on charts yall accuse them of manipulating the charts and sasaeji? Do you not realize they have tons of fans? Fans that work hard? That they themselves work their butts off? 
Honestly, If you don’t like a group doesn’t make them unpopular and not worthy to win! The world doesn’t revolve around you and your faves (SHOCKER RIGHT??!) These “small” groups have worked so hard to get their name out there without the company’s name so that’s one great example of how hard they’ve worked!
STOP accusing groups! STOP giving them bad reputation! STOP giving a bad name to your own fandom! 
Every groups deserves to win no matter how small or big they are! Every fandom deserves to celebrate without being bothered and called names.

Guys. I just had an epiphany.

Ashlee just mentioned today was weird and it was, but I don’t think I thought it was for the same reason she did.

For so long now every time something good happens in this fandom and we have cause to be happy or excited before we’ve barely even accepted it has happened, something crazy breaks loose or something else equally bad happens.

For the past few weeks I have kept bracing myself over and over again because progress has been made and sure, we’ve taken a few small steps back as well, but we’ve still moved forward.

After last night I was rejoicing but felt like by the time it sank in something else probably would have happened. But it didn’t.

All day today we have been able to deal with our feelings and thoughts and pull ourselves together and reminisce over the past 10 months of ridiculousness that has been this fandom that all seemed to culminate in one single hug last night. Outside of a fairly tame article in the Sunday times and then the amazing interview Louis had, nothing really happened.

There was no slap. No kick. No bomb.

Perhaps, just maybe, this is the new normal. It’s still early, but this could be the beginning of incredible and positive changes we see. And now I’m even more interested to see how the next few months play out.

My popcorn is ready and my tea is made. Let’s do this.

OTP, shipping, series, etc.

When people complain about small things and you’re there telling them about your non-canon OTP:

Craving the attention of your fav character:

When your fav character is crying:

When your friend says your non-OTP would be cute together:

When you’re hungry while watching series and that’s the only time your family sees you and you’re just like:

When you say something stupid infront of a whole corwd of people (dunno what he said, but his expression is just too fucking cute):

When your friend says something bad about your OTP:

When someone’s talking shit about your fandom and you’re there trying not punch them right in the face like:

When the writers had 7 seasons and still didn’t make your OTP canon:

Telling your friends all about your fav characters/series and all the reasons why you ship your OTP while they just:

Complaining about the shit your fav character’s doing/saying like: