not-serious

The signs when caught doing something they shouldn't be

Aries: *Queue innocent face*

Taurus: Starts to fidget and talks innocently

Gemini: Starts to change the subject

Cancer: Laughs it off

Leo: Denies everything

Virgo: Fidgets and looks down(If more confident change the subject)

Libra: Acts like nothing happened

Scorpio: Gives an evil look and tries to cover up

Sagittarius: Gives a “reasonable” explanation

Capricorn: Blushes and laughs

Aquarius: *Queue the sarcasm and jokes*

Pisces: Acts completely innocent.

Personality theory will ruin your life
  • Me:Okay, I took the MBTI test!
  • The internet:COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS
  • Me:Great, learned cognitive functions
  • The internet:ALSO YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT SOCIONICS
  • Me:I...will get to that. In the meantime I took an enneagram test!
  • The internet:WHAT ARE YOUR WINGS
  • Me:I have wings?
  • The internet:YES, WELL, ONE ANYWAY
  • Me:Okay I figured out the wing.
  • The internet:OH GOOD NOW WHAT'S YOUR TRITYPE
  • Me:The fuck
  • The internet:HEAD. HEART. GUT. WATER. EARTH. FIRE. AIR. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. I MUST BECOME...SOMETHING ELSE.
  • Me:At least I know my zodiac sign.
  • The internet:THAT'S ONLY YOUR SUN SIGN.
  • Me:What.
  • The internet:DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MOON WAS
  • Me:I was literally a newborn baby.
  • The internet:DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MOON WAS
  • Me:OBVIOUSLY NOT. I give up, I'm going outside.
  • The internet:OKAY GREAT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TELL US WHERE THE MOON IS

the new plan is to spread rumors that big pharma has developed a special cream that can induce complacency and tolerance in men, and that this “cuck paste” is being sold to unsuspecting consumers as tooth paste. if successful, we will get to watch reactionaries swear off oral hygiene and it will be very funny.

  • July 1st
  • Canada:It's Canada day! Let's come together in celebration!
  • America:Sorry, can't hear you over my FREEEDOOOOM!!!!
  • Canada:...
  • Canada:Sorry for bothering you, eh?
  • July 4th
  • America:WOOOOOO EAGLES, FREEDOM AND GUNS!!!! 'MURICA!!!!!
  • Canada:*quietly sips their Tim Hortons*
  • America:You jealous Canada? You jealous of us being free-er and shit? HUH?
  • Canada:Well, *calmly adjusts scarf and toque* actually, here we had racial equality much sooner, in fact, many slaves fled to Canada.
  • America:Yeah, but 'MURICA
  • Canada:*Gently shoos moose away* I see your point. We also have free healthcare.
  • America:OBAMACARE BIAAATCH
  • Canada:Fair point. *bumps into wall and apologizes* We also have marriage equality here... We have for years...
  • America:Er....
  • America...
  • America:I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.

anonymous asked:

I'm a stright guy and i enjoy laughing reading the blog nd i realy want to see some straight white girl texting because i bet a lot of guys submit stuff i know i did but nothing was shown. So my question is why ? Didn't you say the stright white boy is just a NAME !!

because girls are perfect creatures who never do anything wrong it’s only men men are the worst ugh 

How to destroy people who read the INTJ description and took it a tad too seriously

I’m not saying they’re mistyped - they very well might be INTJs - but instead of just, you know, being the person they already are like a sane and healthy INTJ, they decided to become some ridiculous stereotype to ensure everyone knows they are an INTJ. And they deserve to be destroyed.

Subtype 1. Acts like a cartoon villain. Says things like “my plan is almost complete!” and does an evil laugh and spins around in blinged-out office chairs petting cats. If they are a teenager, ignore this phase. Act mildly condescending, like an exhausted parent trying to get a toddler to do things (eg: “yes honey, I know you’re the most evil, now eat the broccoli tree because deforestation is evil!”). If they are an adult, laugh in their face and leave. They have probably already lost their job and have no friends at this point so just wait until they starve.

Subtype 2. “I’m just being honest.” Claims to lack feelings. Acts like being constantly insulting to people who can ‘handle it’ is a complement and an honor. Does not understand that truthfulness and tact can coexist, or that there’s a time for bluntness and a time to keep your mouth shut. You should probably stab them and say “true friends stab you in the front.” They’ll appreciate it.

Subtype 3. Thinks Ni makes them psychic. Like subtype 1, just be super condescending. Miss Cleo jokes and holding up a deck of cards and asking them to predict the cards repeatedly and taunting them whenever they get one wrong (or if they refuse) until they melt down are your best methods.

Subtype 4. Thinks Ni and Te automatically grants them intelligence. If you can, just outsmart them in as public a way as possible. Best them at literally anything that requires a brain. Eg: chess tournaments, spelling bees, becoming class validictorian, solving a difficult puzzle. They will experience such intense cognitive dissonance that they may in fact explode. On the other hand sometimes these people are in fact intelligent, just also insufferable. In that case, either enlist another genius and have them do the dirty work of besting that INTJ, or  just go for the inferior Se and make them look as ridiculous as possible.