“I can’t bear this heat anymore.” “I’m melting. I’m actually melting.” “What? You said ‘get me something cold’. You never implied I couldn’t throw it over you.” “Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a bit of warm weather.” “We’re going to the beach. Now.” “Yes, I’m naked and no I’m not ashamed.” “Is it socially acceptable to go out in nothing but a wet towel?” “Wow, you look even worse than I feel.” “Just how many popsicles have you had already?” *runs ice cube along the back of your neck* *throws you into the pool, whether you want it or not* “If you’re that hot, then why don’t you take something off?” “No, no, no… not now. It’s way too warm for sex.” “I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know existed.” “I went out for ten minutes. Ten minutes! Look at me, I’m basically fried.” “That looks like a nasty sunburn…” “You’re not going out there before I’m lathered you in sun cream.” “I can’t get up… Can you get up? I can’t… I can’t get up.” “You’re such a stick in the mud! Everyone’s out enjoying the weather and you’re sitting inside complaining about it.” “Another shower?” “Please kill me now. This is unbearable.” “Let’s break into that office block. I’m sure they have air conditioning.” “I know! Let’s have a water balloon fight.” *sprays you with a water pistol* *blows cold air into your neck* “I can think of some more things to do with ice cubes…” “This is the perfect timing for an ice bucket challenge.” “I can’t sleep in this heat.” “I might as well sleep in the bathtub and it would be less wet.” “I need refuge, my airco broke.” “Your neighbours have a swimming pool, right? Let’s sneak in tonight.” “I’m going to book a holiday to Alaska. Now.” “I shouldn’t have stayed out so long… I think I have a heatstroke.” “Is that a rain cloud? Is that a mother fucking rain cloud?!” “Did you feel that? It was a breeze. We are blessed.” “Even my cat wanted to take a shower.” “Don’t smell me. There’s no deodorant that can mask this.” *throws water balloon straight at your face* “I take it back, summer is not my favourite season at all.” “I made an ice water bath, specially for you.” “If only it was always this nice and warm.” “I feel lazy and it’s great.” “Let’s go to the supermarket again and take a very long time staring at the frozen vegetables.”
Mutli-muse blogs get a lot of hate because of having more than one muse? I don’t understand it but can you all like or reblog this post if you are open to interacting with mutli-muse blogs. Thanks a bunch!
So there’s a PSA going around about underage players trying to coerce adult players into mature RP so they can turn around and get them into legal trouble because apparently “it’s funny”. So to those doing this, I have this to say to you:
First of all, this is disgusting. If you genuinely believe that ruining someone’s life is “fun”, you genuinely need to seek professional help. That’s not normal, that’s not healthy, and that’s not what an even remotely decent human being would do. That is a huge red flag, intentionally harming others as source of recreation.
Secondly, not only can it ruin the person being accused’s life– it can ruin your life. If they go to court and the defense has documentation that you said you were 18+ and that you were able to consent, there’s a good chance the case can be dismissed– and then the person you accused can turn right around and sue you for slander/libel, lost wages if they’re fired from their job, punitive damages, and perhaps even pain and suffering if your actions result in them being emotionally or physically harmed (which in cases like this is a very high risk, so keep that in mind too). It’s not as black-and-white as you think it is.
Thirdly, I don’t think you seem to realize how much of a pain the legal process is. If you pull this crap, you’ll more than likely have to testify, which means going to court, probably paying for legal fees, travel, etc. More than likely, your parents/legal guardians will have to escort you there (driving, taking a plane, whatever), and they’re going to be pissed that you intentionally got yourself into this mess. Cases like this can be over in hours, or over in days, depending on how much the prosecution and defense have to go over. That doesn’t even include preparing for a trial, which is super stressful.
So before you go thinking about trying to wreck someone’s life for funsies, realize that it’s not going to go down the way you think it is in your head. It’s going to ruin someone else’s life, but it’s also going to affect– maybe even ruin– yours. Even if it doesn’t affect you today, or tomorrow, one day it’ll catch up to you– you’ll wake up and realize that you ruined someone’s life, and that’ll haunt you until the day you die. Trust me– that’s not something you want to live with.