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anonymous asked:

mayb it wasnt fan service before, as this hysteria was just starting. but they saw how people react and they decided to give the fans what they want. how do yall even know if theyre okay with all of these things lol you dont know them personally.

EHM… OKAY

True. I don’t know them personally but queer baiting might be the last thing Miles and Alex would ever do to call their fans’ attention and…

i do NOT know if they’re actually okay with these things but…

their smiles

… tell me

… otherwise

… i mean

…look:

… if this is fake

… please give them an oscar

… for their excellent

… acting

… also off stage

…. that’s all I have to say. :)

(gifs and pics credits to: @tedystaleva , @puppetmum , @bambithepenguin , @kaneandturner , @alexturner2005 , @favourite-nightmares , @icocoon , @beeishappy , @mind-misschieff , @oasislover , @turners , @gloomy-afternoon)

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“You spoiled little bitch!  You used every fuckin’ one of us to advance your shitty motherfucking career!  You’re a fuckin’ whore!!”

There was no point arguing with Alvey this time…he was absolutely right.  On all counts.  True, she’d only suggested they film her partying, but it was still her idea.  She brought this mess on herself.  On them all.

“You wasted my fuckin’ time, put my goddamned gym in jeopardy, and my fuckin’ reputation, the reputation of my fighters, at stake!”

“…I’m sorry…” Her voice cracked, she looked down.

“NO!!  You fuckin’ look at me RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW!!!”

She obeyed, saw the hate in his eyes for her, and blinked away tears.

Alvey took a breath, glared.  “You come into my fucking gym again and I’ll fucking kill you myself, Princess,” he growled out, only to explode again.  “Ya fuckin’ hear me?!”

Addi nodded mutely.

He straightened up, headed out.  “Fuckin’ cunt!!”  He punched a dent in the metal towel dispenser as he left.

Addison began to sob uncontrollably. 


Not gonna lie, cringed writing this one.  Alvey’s incredibly hurt and, when he calms down, I know he’s gonna regret pretty much everything he said.  Just as bad, some of what he said are things Addi already thought about herself so, for her, it’s like a confirmation of her worst thoughts from someone she really cares about and looks up to.  Also, seriously, it’s just a brutal scene to write.  Not sure where this goes next, but I have some ideas.  …Read from the beginning with the masterlist!! 😄

Tagged: @crazytxgradstudent, @despoinak27, @jxnas @inspectorlizlemon​ …Anyone else wants to be tagged, just gimme a shout out!

The Ten Types of Supernatural Episode:  an Illustrated Guide.

1.  The Generic:

This is the kind of episode fandom veterans fondly refer to as “Old School Supernatural.”  Features a 70s rock soundtrack, a classic (yet in hindsight, relatively nonthreatening) ghost or monster, comically bad special effects, and body horror.  Probably from season one. 

Examples:  “Wendigo,” “Bloody Mary,” “Bugs.”    

2.  The Classic:

Not to be confused with the Generic, the Classic is the kind of episode that everybody remembers and everybody loves.  It’s infinitely quotable, carefully toes the line between hilarious and absurd, and is still frequently blogged about even if it came out 7+ years ago.  Almost definitely features Gabriel. 

Examples:  “Tall Tales,” “Mystery Spot,” “Changing Channels.”

3.  The Life Changer:

Once you see this episode, you will never be the same.  Whether it introduces a beloved character, kills them, or raises them from the dead, the Life Changer is the episode that either sends you into a downward spiral of unhealthy obsession, or merely accelerates it.

Examples:  “Lazarus Rising,” “Abandon All Hope,” “Lucifer Rising.”

4.  The Black Comedy:

Though much of Supernatural revolves around a unique cocktail of horror and humor, the Black Comedy is almost impossible to miss.  From famine-induced cannibalism, to a would-be antichrist, to a killer pagan Santa Clause, the humor of these episodes is darker than Batman’s worst nightmares and probably at least twice as depressing, yet manages to be oddly magical all the same.

Examples:  “Yellow Fever,” “My Bloody Valentine,” “A Very Supernatural Christmas.”

5.  The Crack Fic: 

These are the episodes whose only real purpose is to make you wonder if Supernatural is some kind of elaborate fever dream.  Neither advance the plot nor provide much further insight into its characters, but still entertaining in terms of pure absurdity. 

Examples:  “Man’s Best Friend with Benefits,” “It’s a Dog Dean Afternoon,” most of season seven.  

6.  The WELL-WRITTEN Crack Fic:

Despite having the same brand surreal absurdity of the Crack Fic, the WELL-WRITTEN Crack Fic not only serves to further character development, but will also tug at your heartstrings, make you laugh, and very likely make you cry. 

Examples:  “Monster Movie,” “Sam, Interrupted,” “Hunteri Heroici.”

7.  The Meta Fiction: 

Some shows break the fourth wall, but this one comes at it with a sledgehammer.  From directly addressing the fandom and its terminology to the show itself, the Meta Fiction episode is usually surprisingly enjoyable and well-done, if you can get past the sheer mindfuck of it.

Examples:  “Fanfiction,” “The French Mistake,” “Don’t Call me Shurley.” 

8.  The Tearjerker: 

This one specializes in one thing and one thing only, and that is emotionally destroying you.  May disguise itself as other kinds of episodes, like the Crack Fic and the Meta Fiction, before swiftly and efficiently moving in for the kill.

Examples:  “the Rapture,” “After School Special,” “the Man Who Would be King.”   

9.  The Tragedy Porn:

Do you enjoy watching your favorite characters suffer and die horribly for no particular reason?  No?  Well in that case, you picked the wrong show, my friend.  From the heart wrenching pain of Dean being forced to kick a newly-human Cas out of the bunker, to the soul-destroying injustices that were Kevin and Charlie, the Tragedy Porn is an episode that exists for no other reason than to make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

Examples:  “I’m No Angel,” “Dark Dynasty,” “Rock and a Hard Place.”

10.  The Grand Finale: 

The Tearjerker, made ten times worse with the addition of “Carry on my Wayward Son” and a cliffhanger ending.  Specializes in metaphorically ripping your heart out, making you sob like a pre-adolescent girl, and psyching you up for the next season, no matter how emotionally exhausted you may already be.

 Examples:  “No Rest For the Wicked,” “The Man Who Knew Too Much,” “Swan Song.”  

10 reasons Castiel is the best boyfriend in the universe:

1.  He knows what to do on a first date.

2.  And has great, self-confident pickup lines.

Non of this “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven” crap for this angel. 

3.  His smolder game is on point.

4.  Is willing to patiently work through his boyfriend’s “no-homo” bullshit.

Season after season after season. 

Even though he’s fooling absolutely no one.

(Seriously, get it together, Winchester.  You’re supposed to be the smooth one).

5.  Simultaneously refuses to put up with his macho facade. 

6.  Gave up his family, life, grace, and home for him, while asking for basically nothing in return.

7.  Knows how to make an apology.

8.  Would legitimately die for his bae.

(And has.  A lot). 

9.  Willingly.  Completely on his own accord.  Just to avoid being without him.

10.  He’s possibly the most adorable divine entity in the universe.

In short, Dean Winchester is one lucky bastard.

(At least, in this regard.  Seriously, he never should have broken those damn mirrors).