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karkat-vantas-is-a-romcom-fanboy  asked:

Concept: someone with their vampire bf on laughing gas cause he just got one of his mollars pulled and he doesn't understand why he has fangs

The vampire bf just ends up trying to bite things he shouldn’t, like the s/o, dog toys, etc

He also starts quoting Generic Vampire Shit when told he’s a vampire

Of course the s/o puts that on the internet. This shit is TOO GOOD