not-meaning-to-brag-or-anything

okay but guys, 

Lily Evans knowing the Marauders are animagus’ and she tells all of them (seperately, at different times)  that she knows but, they all think they’re the only ones who know she knows. 

  •  So know they all think they’re in on some HUGE secret with Lily 
  • James thinks he’s totally getting somewhere with her since he told “only him” 
  • and they all try so desperately to hide that they know 
  • Sirius is the best at hiding it. Obviously
  • Remus is just very very bad at it. I mean, that entire “WEREWOLF? HAHAHA” scene basically played out but with “HOW WOULD LILY EVANS KNOW YOU GUYS WERE ANIMAGUS’????? THATS SO RIDICULOUS OH MY GOD GUYS, PETER! PETER ISNT THAT JUST PLAIN MAD? 
  • Peter is just a nervous Wreck™ because he thinks that if he says ANYTHING Lily would just immediately hate him and hex him into the next century 
  • James just wants to brag about how Evans totally likes him since she told him she knew but struggles internally for days
  • Lily laughs as she watches them all struggle not to say anything to each other 
  • She makes weird puns about their animagus form around all of them, “Oh deer…” “Sirius, you dog!” “You’re such a sneaky little rat, Peter!” 
  • They all sweat nervously every time. 
  • Remus almost screams when she does it as well. 
  • It basically ends up with them all screaming “LILY KNOWS.” one day and then they all realize they’ve been played by the greatest gamer of all time. Lily Evans. 
Mistakes in MBTI Typing

INTJ - It’s the villain, they’re always so evil and trying to take things for their own benefit!! 
INTP - Oh look, they love science! Pretty clueless too but in a cute way. Also wears glasses and is nerdy. 
INFJ - Ah a psychic hermit mystic who is idealistically dreamy but also a romantic that speaks in metaphors…
INFP - They always want peace and doesn’t like fighting or arguments. 
ISTJ - Boring. No comment 
ISTP - This one isn’t social and doesn’t speak a lot, but a computer science geek. Good at building things. 
ISFJ - I love this person! She’s so beautifully caring and kind and never says anything mean! Perfect~ ^-^ 
ISFP - The quiet, shy person but with a lot of talents and a way with art and words
ENTJ - A natural leader but also have temper tantrums like ESTJ and really rude. Constantly brags about world domination and how everyone must obey them. 
ENTP - Some classclown that talks so fast and really rebellious 
ENFJ - So genuinely nice and warm!!! Just. Really. Wonderful!! This person always understands you and everything!
ENFP - Lol so random! But they’re really hilarious, even though all they talk about are unicorns 
ESTJ - He always have arguments with ESTP and often has a lot of temper tantrums. What a rude dude 
ESTP - Wow they only jumped off the roof yet survived and they want to do it again?! Unfortunately loves the wild experience and is notorious for a lot of crime like robberies 
ESFJ - It’s always the mom! Or people who want to act like moms. 
ESFP - The popular kid, obviously! Always in the spotlight, famous, and flirty. But aren’t all of them popular anyway? Therefore all of them ESFPs. 

When Heidi Cruz is First Lady, French fries are coming back to the lunch room,
— 

Ted Cruz, at an Indiana rally.

What a petty, idiotic thing to say.  Like, are you THAT adamant to be against anything Democratic Party, that’d you’d say an ignorant thing like this?  How partisan are you that you can’t even agree that childhood obesity is bad?  That you can’t even admit that in 8 years, childhood obesity rates have gone done, likely in part to Michelle Obama’s efforts with the Let’s Move campaign?  Are you going to brag that Heidi is going to torch the garden next?

I mean really.  What an ass hat. 

((I like how the two most active Hazamas at this moment have different interpretations of Hazama that both work. Serpents-haste is mean and antagonistic, and even a little bit insane, but he has a little bit of humanity inside that he just can never find the right time to get out.

And then you have me, who just kinda makes Hazama batshit insane, cruel, and just overall evil.))

yea i dont mean to brag or anything but im drinking red wine alone in bed in my undies while painting and i can hear all the summer bugs outside the window and my fan is whirring and my body is covered in coconut oil and i feel so soft and comfortable and safe in my tiny lil room i feel like this room is a pocket of yellow light and it must look so cozy from the outside and that is because it is cozy & very peaceful and good

Itachi, Neji and Temari argue about who’s the best sibling

Requested by anon!

Itachi, Neji and Temari are arguing about who the best sibling is out of the three of them and why!

Itachi: “Well I mean it’s obviously me.”

Itachi: “Not to brag or anything but….everything I did was for Sasuke.”

Itachi: “I even kept myself alive long enough so that I could die by his hand alone.”

Itachi: “Pretty brotherly if you ask me.”

Temari: “….”

Temari: “Are you serious? You literally murdered your entire clan.”

Temari: “You gave him horrible visions of his own parents murders.”

Temari: “Like okay in the end there was a good reason but…dude. That poor kid must have had a terrible childhood.”

Temari: “Now ME. I’m a good sibling. I look after my brothers so well.”

Temari: “When Kankuro was poisoned who stayed by his side? I did.”

Temari: “When Gaara was captured, who was one of the first to run back and save him? Me.”

Neji: “Yeah but before Gaara became friends with Naruto, you were terrified of him.”

Temari: “I had a good reason to be!”

Neji: “Maybe so. But you should never let your siblings know you are afraid of them.”

Neji: “Now I know I made a lot of mistakes in the past regarding Hinata.”

Neji: “But the one thing I did do? I brought her and Naruto together. I literally sacrificed myself right in front of them.”

Itachi: “Okay yeah but I kind of did too-”

Neji: “NOT in the same way!!”

Neji: “I hated Hinata up until….well up until I met Naruto. Why is that such a recurring theme…”

Neji: “Anyway after a whole bunch of stuff happened I made sure that Hinata’s safety was my top priority.”

Itachi: “Sasuke’s safety was my top priority from the moment he was born-”

Neji: “Would you stop cutting me off?!”

Temari: “I looked after not one, but TWO siblings! I get automatic points for that!”

Itachi: “You didn’t let them kill you though.”

Neji: “This is going nowhere. Can we just agree that we’re all great siblings?”

Itachi: “Sure!”

Temari: “Fine by me.”

Neji: “Okay good. That’s it. End of discussion.”

Itachi: “…..I’m still the best though.”

Signs In A New Relationship

Aries: Is really like over affectionate like shit bitch chill. 

Taurus: says ‘i love you’ way too fast. stop that. 

Gemini: tries to make plans 24/7. its really annoying.

Cancer: is way 2 clingy for no reason. fuck off. 

Leo: never wants to stop kissing. has cooties.

Virgo: is actually pretty lit. don’t suggest sex. they’re VIRGins.

Libra: is mean but tough love is their thing. 

Scorpio: BRAGS TO EVERYONE AND ANYTHING THEY KNOW

Sagittarius: doesn’t get in relationships. fuck feelings lmao.

Capricorn: is kind of distant but also clingy at the same time.

Aquarius: takes a while to open up but is annoying aggressive. 

Pisces: acts mature about it. be a pisces.

Exo Reaction To Their Mom's Showing You Their Baby Pictures

Exo Reacting To Your Mom Showing Them Your Baby Pictures

《XIUMIN》

“I’ve never understood why people get so embarrassed when they see photos of themselves as a kid. I mean my aren’t that bad-Oh my god what happened to my hair?”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

《KRIS》

*tries to act confident but feels awkward and blushes*

“I bet you didn’t know I was this cool even when I was a kid.”

Originally posted by qrishan

《LUHAN》

“That’s one manly kid right there.¨

Originally posted by xiundeer

《SUHO》

“My Omma likes to show people how I looked in harder times like before I had my black card.”

Originally posted by lonelylay

《LAY》

“Wait, that’s me?”

“Cool. It’s me before the drugs.”

Originally posted by laygion

《CHEN》

“Not to brag or anything but, I looked good.”

Originally posted by saranghae1702

《CHANYEOL》

“And now you a see a baby ferret in it’s natural habitat.”

“Omma, please stop.”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

《BAEKHYUN》

*talking about himself*

“Wait, who’s this kid in the photo? I don’t know him.”

“Oh, so he’s older now?”

Originally posted by mickyawesomnessninja

《D.O》

*when you gush over how cute he is*

“Aww, Jagi. Hajima.”

Originally posted by themorningwolf

《TAO》

“Ewww, see this just proves that with hard work, eventually you could be as beautiful as I am.”

“I doubt it but”

Originally posted by asdfghjklool

《KAI》

“Omma, no not this. Anything but this she’s going to tease me forever please-Wait, is that me eating chicken?”

Originally posted by prisonvault

《SEHUN》

“Told you so. I looked cuter than you did and I still do.“

Originally posted by vane-sky948861

Wilden and CeCe Related?

I think I just found something to support my theory about Wilden and CeCe (A and BV) fighting over the liars theory. (I have long suspected they are siblings and the Halloween story was about them, only like most stories told, the details were changed.

In the 3B finale the liars get a text that says 

I always wondered what this was about until now. 

CeCe kills (or thinks she does) Wilden who was acting A then sends the text to brag about getting ownership of her “dolls” She thinks she has won.

The next day while driving by Wilden’s body Mona says “I know what that text means now!” She realizes that the game has been stolen from Wilden by CeCe/BV/Redcoat.

This would mean that Mona knew Wilden was A and if he is still alive like I suspect is not saying anything because she knows and is afraid.

Interesting that the title of the episode is A for Alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMM5RDg8f8o

CeCe shows up the church to mourn her “beloved” brother.

I need to work on this a bit more but it was one of the missing pieces I needed in my Wilden/CeCe master theory.

Not that I’m complaining or anything, but how come I never get hit on? I mean, I know I’m clumsy and awkward and one of my two best friends is a naked mole rat, but I’ve gotten significantly better looking since my cartoon days if I do say so myself. Also, not to brag or anything, but I’ve been lifting every once and a while and it totally shows. I’m just sayin’.

7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius (As Written By One)

Not to brag or anything but us, Sagittarians are notorious among astrology for being the most attractive personalities. We’re a double whammy, fire signs ruled by Jupiter. That means emotion, constant surprises and a lot of passion. So skip the drinks: loving a Sagittarius is intoxicating enough on its own.

Whether you’re a Sagittarius yourself (or just on the roller coaster that is dating one), these truths probably sound eerily familiar to you:

1. We’re inconsistent. We know we told you last week we were taking up coding to learn more about computers. This week, we want to learn everything about growing our own succulent garden on the fire escape. We’re more than okay with not being just one thing so if you love a Sagittarius, you’re getting a lot of different people wrapped up into one - lucky you!

Keep reading

Ikon reaction: You're a Hallyu star and are on many covers in Korea, Japan and the U.S

Requested

Hanbin

He didn’t really like to talk about you in interviews and stuff cause he was shy but that didn’t mean that he wasn’t super proud of you 24/7. He would try to keep cool but sometimes his inner dork would come out when someone mentioned you

“Look at her oh my gosh she’s so cool” *proud noodle

Bobby

He would just gush about you to everyone around him. He wasn’t trying to brag about you or anything but he was just so happy and excited for you and your successful career that he had to share it with the world. 

“Hey guys did you see the latest magazine (Y/N) was in?”

Originally posted by hanbi-i

Jinhwan

He worried a lot and would call you to make sure you weren’t overworking yourself. He knew people would ask him about you often and honestly he didn’t mind it. He loved talking about you because he loved you.

“Yea (Y/N) works really hard there’s no stopping her” 

Junhoe

He would like to show you off a lot and talk about you because he thought that it was really cool that you were so well known in many countries but he’d also worry about you a lot too even though he didn’t show it.

“Yeah well what can I say, she’s amazing”

Originally posted by kim--hanbins

Donghyuk

He was excited for you and your career and he would remind you constantly that he loves you and to work hard.

But other than that he would be too shy to talk about you to anyone so anytime someone asked him he’d disappear

“YES I LOVE HER NO MORE QUESTIONS”

Originally posted by vinegarboy

Yunhyeong

He was your number one fanboy. He was super supportive of you and would call you every time something awesome happened like you landed another cover for a big magazine. He was there to cheer you on 100%. 

“My jagi is the best” 

Originally posted by ikonis

Chanwoo

He was honestly super proud of you. He would want to know about all your current projects and he’d try and help you as much as he could. He would compliment you so much that you often ended up flustered by him.

“Chan the magazine cover’s not even that good…”

“Oh come on let me see I’m sure you look beautiful



Originally posted by stop-thirstin-dae

-Admin S