not-funny

So I sometimes work at a bar to earn some money and it can get pretty boring if there is bad weather and no customers.

So I started taking photos of lemons and sending them to my sister.

On a romantic dinner.

Mourning over the ashes of loved ones (that´s lemon flavoured Cedevita in the jar)

Winning a trophy.

Virgin sacrifice.

Murder.

There is a spy among us.

Strip club.

You are in the army now.

And last but not least:

There has been a terrible accident.

My sister didn´t reply to any of my messages…

How telling a joke generally goes when you’re me:

Me: Broken pencils are pointless.

Me: …

Me: 

Me: 

My mom: 

My dad: 

My little brother: 

My aunt: 

My grandmother: 

My grandfather:

 

My cousins: 

My best friend:

 

My boyfriend: 

My best friend’s mom: 

My best friend’s whole family:

 

My hair dresser: 

My professors: 

My friends: 

The US government:

 

The American people: 

The People of England:

 

Canadians:

The remainder of North America:

 

Europe: 

Asia: 

South America: 

Africa:

 

Australia: 

The United Nations: 

Penguins in Antarctica: 

Santa Clause:

Life forms in space: 

All of humanity: 

The Holy Trinity: 

Me: 

Me: 

Me: 

Me: 

Me: 

Me: 

Me: 

Everyone else: