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My campers caught a rough-skinned newt and became convinced that it was pregananant and they were going to be newt grandmas.

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this is the THIRD TIME they’re moving in somewhere together

the

THIRD

TIME

and as we all know third time’s a charm :’)

zoerussle  asked:

These crossovers are amazing! I think kid also disguises as women sometimes, would he ever be bridgette?

(previous installment; 2DPV Ladybug/Magic Kaito crossover)

KID very much does disguise as women! bridgette might be trickier for him because of her height, but i’m sure he’d find some way around that (stealthily putting lifts in everyone else’s shoes?)

felix doesn’t kick the suspicious bridgette in the face like bri did to the fake felix, but he gets a heavy sense of unease when she turns down spending time with him (after being his diligent stalker for the entire school year so far)

he brushes it off and welcomes the reprieve - bridgette can do whatever she wants, right? so what if she’s suddenly decided she isn’t interested in felix any more; isn’t that a good thing? - but deep down in his chat noir bones he knows something weird is going on.

not to sound like an Abused Kid™ but parents and other adults are untrustworthy and can turn on you without a moment’s notice

I NEED A BREAK FROM THE VORE JOKES SO IM POSTING TH IS 

Me and @gayradwhitedad were talking n we ended up getting on the topic of domestic n married boyf riends n i made a daughter for them CUZ THEY WOULD MAKE GOOD DADS OK AY

shes a quiet kid who is the only responsible one of the three of them BUT MICHAEL AND JEREMY LOVE HER A LOT

Dear Evan Hansen characters as stuff my family and I have said
  • Evan: I don't say shit because avoiding conversation is my middle name.
  • Heidi: Never judge a woman by her onions. Especially a woman as awesome as your mother.
  • Zoe: I spend my time recovering from an abusive relationship and putting hot sauce on everything. It's more just a coping mechanism now.
  • Connor: *rehearsing dance competition solo* (in time with the music) I hate my life! When will I die! Everything about life makes me cry!
  • Cynthia: What do I do? I'm an actor for Christian yoga DVDs. I lied. I'm not. But I am very good at making gluten free bread.
  • Larry: Now girls, I'm your father, and I have two doctorates in music studies, but I do have my fair share of vintage baseball cards and haunted softball stories. *shudders*
  • Jared: I spend all my time listening to The Adventure Zone and reading fanfiction, and now you want me to work? Not gonna happen honey.
  • Alana: I wear blazers. BLAZERS. How could you possibly think I'm still "the straight one"?