Me: *Driving down road. Sees tiny caterpillar hanging from silk thread attached to driver’s side mirror.*
Caterpillar: *Blowing haphazardly with the wind, hanging on for dear life.*
Me: Oh, god! I must spare your precious little life! *Slows down*
Caterpillar: What the fuck is going on!? *Groping at air*
Me: I gotchu dude! *Stops. Safely removes caterpillar and releases on nearby tree.*
—Always looking out for thy fellow being.