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Floor 20
Floor 20

Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and uhh… it is, uhh, an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And uh, as–

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As– what?

Justin: [snorts]

Travis and Justin: Floor 20!

[3 whole seconds of unedited silence]

Griffin: We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like–

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at Floor 20.

Griffin: We have 30 more minutes to go, and we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: [laughs]

Griffin: Did you even think about that?

SPOILERS BE CAREFUL

FRIENDS I HAVE INFORMATION

I’m gonna preface this by saying that this is not first-hand information.  I am not a reporter.  However, another user on this site is friends with a reporter who was at the bfi screening in London and got pulled into a press huddle with TPTB and told me about this.  

This user told me:

“The reporter who attended the showing supposedly was told that they could not write a review because there were “different versions.”  Basically, making everyone – even the press – wait until after the actual televised episode because anything that comes out before that won’t be the truth.”

Full disclosure, this is friend of a friend information, but the reporter isn’t even a Sherlock fan and is pissed she has to watch the episode twice.  

GUYS THIS IS HUGE CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS THIS IS HUGE IF IT’S TRUE

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And I thought I would have help, but Sookie has Davey, and Michel has Celine, and I’m–I can’t do it all by myself. And I don’t even have time to see my kid, and hell, forget see her, just even talk to her. And I miss her. And I sat there in my parents’ house just listening to my grandmother basically call me a charity case, and I couldn’t even argue with her. I couldn’t even say anything, because I am. I’m running out of money, and I don’t know what to do about it, and I was gonna, I was gonna ask you for $30,000 at dinner tonight. That’s how pathetic I am.

The quieter we are, the more we observe

I’ve always been quiet. I’ve always been an introvert. I think these qualities made me a good observer.

During conversations I only talk when I have something to say, I’m not a fan of small talk. This means that I spend a lot of time watching how people express themselves, observing their attitude. I know when they’re excited to talk to me, I know if a conversation is not gonna last long because they wanna leave asap even if they don’t say anything about it. Over the years, I started seing the same patterns in different people, and I put the people that acted quite similarly in the same “mental bag”. (Of course, words were also an important factor.) This way I know who I can trust to keep a precious secret or who not to ask if I want a sincere answer. 

This procedure is the only exception to the “don’t judge a book by its cover” rule I allow myself. I wonder if other people do something like this too.

Watching ROTJ again, and just, man. Darth Vader’s blatant sidestep of Luke’s assertion that there is still good in him. He’s like “I don’t want to talk about this, so I’m just gonna pretend you didn’t say anything and start looking at your lightsaber.”

Just… Vader, dear, could you be any more obvious? He doesn’t even try to talk around the statement. He just jumps to a whole ‘nother conversation with no segue.

And it doesn’t even phase Luke. After his brief startled moment when the saber ignites behind him, he jumps right back on his redeeming-my-father train and tries to convince him to come with him. He’s not gonna let his father get away with trying to derail the conversation.

And Vader, of course, falls back on his old rhetoric of “you don’t know the power of the Dark Side” and “I must obey my Master” because he doesn’t know how else to respond. Luke is challenging him in a way that he hasn’t been challenged in over two decades. And then he runs from it, sending Luke away with the troopers because he can’t handle being called out like that.

Luke’s parting jab “then my father is truly dead” is born out of his frustration that his father isn’t even willing to listen to him or engage him in any sort of conversation. It’s the same sort of knee-jerk annoyed/angry reaction we see from Luke throughout the trilogy, the one that made him snap at Han when he left before the Battle of Yavin and throw his gloves down after crashing on Dagobah. And it had to have hurt, both of them.

Then Vader watches Luke go, staring after him even after the lift’s door closes, and goes to stand where Luke had been just moments ago and leans on the same railing. I love that, and I would give anything to know what was going on in Vader’s head in that moment.

This went longer than I was intending it to. But there are about 70 reasons this 3 minute scene is my favorite in all of Star Wars, and this is one of them.

Reasons why we will always ship riarkle aka the relationship y’all call a “fantasty”:

  • Because Riley is Farkles sunshine; “Riley is the sun. Warm and bright, and lights up my whole day.”
  • Because Farkle has been in love with Riley since the first grade (but we still don’t know why); “I know I’ve told you I loved you since the first grade, but I don’t think I ever told you why.” And before anyone comes out saying Farkle also loves Maya, he always had more affection towards Riley, especially in season 1 (and all the seasons actually). I could go into a further argument about this, but all I’ll say is, a few kisses in the cheek ain’t gonna cut it as “endgame11!11!” for me (Maya and Farkle are more of a brotp than anything)
  • Because Farkle believes in Riley even when she has the most ridiculous goals set for herself; “I think we should have some faith in Riley” … “I’m here because I believe in Riley” 
  • Because Riley admires Farkle (especially in season one when everyone thought he was weird and dorky). Ex: she applauded him after the romeo and juliet play even when no one else would (although this was more of an ‘I want him to be happy and not hurt’ sort of act)
  • Because Riley was the first one to know Farkle was being bullied and helped him embrace his quirkiness again (orange turtle neck). She was the most sensitive toward him about the situation too.
  • And because Farkle was the first one to figure out Riley was being bullied
  • Because they both believe in Pluto. And please don’t turn this into a Lucas x Riley thing. Pluto is a Riley and Farkle thing you have your jellybean in a box okay
  • Because “always” 
  • Because “I love you, Farkle” … “And I love you” 
  • Because you know Farkle would never yell at Riley in the middle of the school hall and walk away even when she cries (ya I’m petty lol) 
  • Because he’d do anything for her. Ex: he was willing to help her flirt with Lucas although he loved her; “I want you to be happy” and vice versa (Riley wanting Farkle to learn about/embrace love)
  • Because “Riley ends up with Farkle, how did we not see that coming?” (Charlie might’ve been annoying but he knew what was up)  
  • Because Smackle felt intimidated by Riley (not Maya! aka the girl he also loves, equally but not the SAME. very great difference); “hi girl who’s not going to be with Farkle at midnight, because I am, because he’s mine” and of course we learned that Smackle was insecure about her love with Farkle, but again, why didn’t she feel as equally intimidated by Maya?
  • Because height difference (how cliche but thats always cute)
  • Because “I’m sorry I could never hurt you”  
  • Because they argue like an old married couple; “Good”.. “Fineh!” … “FIINEH” (and ya they did this with sm*rkle too but,,,, ima just leave it at that and not show any pettiness). Oh and “You had one job to do!” … “You mean take care of the babies Farkle?”
  • “Because he’s great!” … “For the rest of our lives, lets never settled for anyone less than Farkle”
  • Because he knows her so well; “Riley I  came over to check on you because well I kinda expected this.” and “I just want to be asked to the dance” … “You wanna go to the dance?” … “No” 
  • And because “You get me”
  • Because “one two three, farkle!” 
  • Because sparkely farkley 
  • Because “You, me, mars. lets do this thing” 
  • Because “There will be many twists and turns that no one will see coming” (huh) 
  • Because of their little glances
  • Because they’re both quirky and proud 
  • Because Riley encouraged Farkle to figure out love; “I hope Farkle remembers that science can’t explain people and that he keeps himself open to love”
  • “Because you’ve always been Riley, that’s your permanent record” 
  • And because “You’re farkle and it’s a state of being. There’s only one and everybody that cares about you knows that”
  • Because they don’t lie to each other (stated by Farkle two times in the same sentence for reassurance)
  • Because “I’ve loved you since the first grade. I always will wherever you are” 
  • Because “You and Riley have the deepest feelings I have ever known” Lucas said that about them… yup :)
  • Because the look Farkle gives her when shes with charlie (and not jealously, but more of heart-brokenness and disappointment) 
  • Because he always puts Riley and Mayas friendship first 
  • Because her giggle is his favorite sound in the world 
  • Because “he saved my life Maya! He saved my life twice”
  • Because of their scientific metaphors; “A scientist has to look under a microscope, Riley. That’s the only way you can see what’s right in front of you.”… “Did you ever think that when you look under a microscope, you’d miss the bigger picture?” (How obvious can it get. And no by this I don’t mean Riley and Farkle are talking about their potential love!!! It’s the writers hinting little things at us. Watch the episodes closely even if that means clothing detail. “There is no such thing as coincidence”- said by the writers themselves via twitter) 
  • And another; “There’s a lot of layers to experiments, right?” … “Well there’s what’s going on in the surface-“ …  “And what’s going on that you don’t see, so what’s going on here?”
  • Because “You’ll come back for me after the war, won’t you, darlin?” (aka the ship wars) 
  • Because Riley fought for Farkle; “Are we really fighting over Farkle?” … “Yeah. But I’m gonna win” 
  •  Because “We don’t leave Farkle” (and cue the intense and emotion-full stare down) 
  • Because of girl meets STEM; when Riley tells Farkle “okay” after he apologizes and the look she has on her face is a very eye opener 
  • Because of their hugs 
  • Because Riley is such a wife towards Farkle 
  • Because of their deep conversations (sorry Lucas, but one conversation about you wanting to be a vegetarian ain’t gonna cut it. Not even ski lodge was enough to top every convo Riley and Farkle have had. Honestly if anyone doubts me I’m more than willing to list all of them lmao. And yes this also includes season 3) 
  • Because Farkle brought two hazel the hippos just in case Riley lost the one he gave her
  • Because “I’m Canada… a little taken for granted but I’m always there for you”
  • Because Riley put a spider on her head just for Farkle
  • Because Farkle loves Riley for who she is alone and didn’t even notice her beauty until Smackle pointed it out (and ya this was also about Maya, but I’m still putting it in here) 
  • Because of Riley little head tilts when she looks at Farkle (aka smiley Riley) 
  • Because Farkle hardwired his watch with Rileys voice to say “I love you Farkle” and in season 2, she actually says it to him (#development) 
  • Because Riley was worried when Farkle passed out; “We lost Farkle! A little help, Maya?”
  • Because of Rileys face when Farkle transformed (girl meets yearbook) 
  • Because “Who’s a good genius?” .. “I am!” 
  • Because words of hope; “You will love again Riley” 
  • Because both Riley and Farkle retrace their steps (girl meets stem and girl meets she don’t like me). It’s safe to say they both think and act alike
  • Because they love space (cue Farkle wearing a space shirt in riarkle moments. Or even moments when the screen is focused on Riley and Farkle)
  • Because “Nice job partner” (they make the best team)
  • Because of their unconditional love; “We love you just the way you are” … “Farkle, we couldn’t love you less just because you have more than us” 
  • Because they went on a cute lil ice cream “date” (even Farkle was a bit taken aback by this gesture) 
  • Because “I’m always here for you” and he truly is 

feel free to add onto this post with more reasons and if you don’t ship riarkle, kindly ignore!! 

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Prompt: You accidentally butt dial Dolph while you’re masturbating and leave a voicemail on his phone of you moaning and saying his name. Before you can stop him, he listens to it. Anon.

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TianShan Parenting (Scene 1)

Child: You made cake Baba? 

He Tian: Can we have some?

Mo Guan Shan: You can have it after dinner. Don’t even think about putting your hands on it before that.

Child: *pouting* Fine

He Tian: Ok


*Mo Guan Shan leaves the room*


He Tian: *winks* He didn’t say anything about putting our mouths on it though

Child: Yay!



(Baba - Dad/Daddy)

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When Robbie was approached for the coveted role of Harley Quinn, she asked the usual questions one would want answered before signing on to what would probably amount to a decade of booty shorts and green screens. Questions like “Is there a script? Or other actors attached? Is there even a director for this goddamn thing?” Only one of those received a yes – David Ayer was set to direct. For Robbie, that was good enough. She signed on to play the character comic book lovers have been dying to see for decades without knowing what she was gonna say, do, or look like for the entire movie.

Harley’s bosom buddy Deadshot required an equal amount of non-preparation. Smith admitted that he didn’t truly know anything about his character even during filming, because the script was such a guarded secret. Ayer would simply send bits and pieces to the actor in question on a need-to-know basis in an attempt to reveal as little information about the plot as humanly possible. Nobody on set had any clue what their character’s purpose or motivations were. According to Robbie, “We don’t know what our characters’ relationship is really gonna be [because] it’s ever-changing. We’re not being secretive, we just actually don’t know.”

6 Actors Who Had No Clue What Movie They Were Making

what she says: im fine

what she means: it’s been 10 damn years since Anakin left Tatooine, you’re telling me in all that time queen and/or senator Padme couldn’t have lobbied a special outer-rim anti slavery bill. shes like so upset about how the republic isn’t shit out here in ep 1 but she’s not gonna try do anything to free these slaves?? she couldn’t even as a special gesture send an envoy back to tatooine with a bunch of tatooine dollars to buy the freedom of the woman whose son saved her ass and her planet?? really???? no damn jedi had any problem with slavery on tatooine either?? they’re like serving freedom and the republic and shit, why not go enforce the laws where you know for a fact they’re being broken. like i get Anakin couldn’t just go back once he grew a little but damn we don’t get Any mention that he or any jedi or fucking Padme tried even a little to free his mom and/or all the other slaves on tatooine???honestly it’s extremely bad and lazy and shitty storytelling and also where are all the Shmi stans, she’s the one who didn’t do anything wrong and got the most thrown under the bus for this narrative.  the writers couldnt have even given her any less than a MONTH’S worth of torture at the hands of the Tusken Raiders oh my god, a few days would have been quite enough!!!!!!!! really a fucking month of torture (and tbh all sorts of nastiness implied ugh) to fuel her son’s awful character arc?? I HATE!!!! WHERE ARE ALL THE ANAKIN STANS WHEN IT COMES TO HIS DAMN MOM???

ok even though nobody asked I’m still gonna say why I think Jyn is Asian because it’s important to me. When I first heard of the character, before I knew anything about the film, I was so excited because Jyn sounds just like a traditional Chinese surname, Jin, which is also one of my names. I hoped I could relate to her more than Leia, a morally clear princess as in actual space royalty, destined to be a hero. Jyn was supposed to be a person raised from the ground up whose path was divided between submission and a tough fight against oppression.

After I saw the film, this became even more important to me. I loved all the diverse male leads, but it really let me down as a woman. I couldn’t relate to a white actress from Britain, a country that colonized and oppressed half the world, telling us a story about parents sacrificing themselves to a corrupt organisation in hopes of a better future for their child. Not to go too into it, but china sucked while my parents were growing up, and it still sucks pretty badly. It’s even worse in other Asian colonized nations, which is why Jyn could be from any of them as well. Jyn’s story is not a white story. Her story could have been so much richer if played by an actress of Asian descent.

||So… Ryohgo Narita himself says in a tweet that Izaya likes Shinra as a friend, and the narrator of the light novels say “Not a friend by Izaya’s standards but a ‘friend’ as defined by most humans in the world” before Izaya punches a telephone pole when he is trying to tell himself there’s no reason to be afraid of Shinra being mad at him since he has simply always lived his life like that. How much more obvious does it have to be? This is IZAYA we’re talking about. He isn’t gonna come right out and SAY aloud that he cares.

No, he will stubbornly try to deceive himself to believe he doesn’t(even if he did, nobody would believe him). I simply think too many people forget and purposely ignore the very important, but subtle things(which he has done in relation to Shinra to support the canon truth of their friendship as well) just because they refuse to see Izaya as anything but cold-blooded, therefore they simply reject truths to justify their hatred in their minds.

People want to insist that Izaya can’t and won’t ever change. You’re not Narita. You don’t know. Period.

He has changed some. He at least has admitted that he failed to accept Shizuo as human before, in the Sunset novel.

And he has also said that his love for humanity was “impure”.

This is IZAYA.

He’s not just gonna change over night, especially if nobody feels inclined to give him a chance.

Izaya is childish and as such, you have to work with him, at his own pace and be willing to put up with him.

In return for that, you’ll be extremely surprised how far he’ll go for you after afterward.

But even you probably won’t know he’s going that far.

Even so, he’s actually being more honest about his feelings and even admitted the he had “a bit of a personal trauma”(in regards to his and Shizuo’s fight)

He doesn’t know how to deal with his own emotions and, subconsciously or not, constantly avoids them, avoids what he’d rather not face, even if it means denying love.

Narita has also said himself that Izaya’s parents’ absence may have been part of the reason he turned out the way he did, and emotional neglect can be detrimental to the child. He doesn’t know how to handle love, nor reciprocate love.

He may bring it on himself, but he actually doesn’t know how to function any other way.

He has even told Mikado(or Shinra’s sister, one) that he is self-conscious, so that much implies something.

He’s jealous of Shizuo especially for being loved and being able to accept love.

He was jealous of Mikado.

He was jealous of Shinra.

He was obviously also a bit jealous of Celty as well.

Shinra calls him a masochist.

He actually feels a deep jealousy towards the world.

Multiple times, he basically says, “Even I can’t trust me.” and admits, as the narrator, to not being able to control himself at times and leading himself into terrible situations because of it.

He said he felt guilty for how his sisters turned out, but said he didn’t know how to deal with them when his parents put them on him to raise.

They idolized him, and held him to a higher standard than he could probably deal with, and he likely resented it in some way or another.

Izaya obviously has problems.

And he is human. You can’t just ostracize him and decide that he doesn’t deserve to be given a chance and say that he can’t care, when you can’t read him, and especially when he says himself that he even lies to himself.

I love 2NE1 and I will still love them but blaming their disbandment on the girls or on YHS himself is idiotic. None of the girls had anything to do with this and YHS isn’t even the CEO, his brother is. If you want to blame someone for what happened, blame the idiotic people that believed unsourced rumors more than the police or YG investors that cared more about what people, that were gonna hate on them anyway, would say than the millions of dedicated fans.

I need to talk about how Isak calls Even his boyfriend. His dad is clearly not someone he’s very close to anymore, his reaction to this is unpredictable and potentially scary, Isak doesn’t know how he’ll react, but he says it anyway, he calls Even his boyfriend not ‘his friend from school’ or ‘a guy I know’ or anything, he’s very clear about his relationship status with Even, and the fact he’s comfortable enough in who he is now, to do that, is so amazing and so courageous oh my gosh he’s come so far!