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“ I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call.

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

—  10 things I hate about you
Things that happen in Hannibal S2

Main Character 1 conspires to trick Main Character 2 into liking him for a bet so another guy can date his sister for law enforcement reasons

so Main Character 1 gets a makeover

and pretends to have a hobby in common with Main Character 2

As they get closer, Main Characters 1 & 2 reluctantly develop real feelings for each other

 but then Main Character 1’s deception is discovered, and they have a falling out

Conclusion: Hannibal Season 2 is actually the first two acts of every 90’s teen romcom

#which means S3 is totally going to involve a Grand Romantic Gesture of Apology #followed by forgiveness #and making out happily ever after #right?

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. 

  • tony stark:i hate your smiling, handsome face, i hate your clear azure eyes, i hate your stupid perfect teeth. i hate that i want to be your friend, i hate that i don't want you to die, i hate that my worst nightmare is watching you die. i hate that we're in this war. but mostly i hate the way i don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
10 thing i hate about you..


I hate the way you talk to me, 
and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car, 
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots 
and the way you read my mind.

 I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always right, 
I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

 I hate it when you’re not around, 
and the fact that you didn’t call.


But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, 

not even close…

not even a little bit…

not even at all.

I hate the way i don’t hate you.
not even close,
not even a little bit,
not even at all..
—  (x-noura)
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I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me ryhme

I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry

I hate the way you’re not around
And the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

—  10 things I hate about you- (1999)

I’m seeing an awful lot of weeping and fists raised skyward, shaking disapprovingly at the heavens over the fact that Rei did not, in fact, hug Nagisa. I think everyone needs a real quick reminder that in Japan, hugging and general PDA is kinda sorta frowned upon in their culture, and usually doesn’t happen, even if someone is upset or crying. Patting on the head is usually as far as it goes, but please keep in mind that usually not even parents hug their children! (Too often, at least.) Characters like Rin get away with stuff like leaning on people and hugging in public places because they ‘lived abroad’ for a while, a popular anime troupe, usually a foreigner *COUGHandusuallyfromAmericaCOUGH* who isn’t acclimated to Japan’s culture and is therefore more touchy-feely.

Hugging in public/in front of others, even between lovers, is a little bit weird. But you know what’s also weird?

ALL

OF

THIS

Holding each other close, making lots of bodily contact, all of this is indicative of a very close relationship, and depending on how you look at it, possibly even a romantic relationship. We already know that Nagisa doesn’t have a lot of consideration/respect for the traditional, (he habitually calls everyone -chan, even if they aren’t good friends, even if they are his seniors, and he’s loud and bubbly opposed to reserved and polite) so this isn’t a HUGE surprise coming from him, but for Rei to continually touch Nagisa/allow touching is HUGE, considering how achingly formal he tends to be in every other aspect of life.

We don’t need a full-on hug, guys. Reigisa is as canon as a non-canon pairing can possibly be.

10 things i hate about you..
  • I hate the way you talk to me:Aries, Leo, Virgo
  • And the way you cut your hair:Aquarius, Libra
  • I hate the way you drive my car:Sagittarius, Taurus
  • I hate it when you stare:Capricorn, Scorpio
  • I hate your big dumb combat boots:Gemini, Cancer
  • And the way you read my mind:Pisces, Aquarius
  • I hate you so much it makes me sick:Taurus, Capricorn
  • It even makes me rhyme:Cancer, Pisces
  • I hate the way you're always right:Virgo, Capricorn, Leo
  • I hate it when you lie:Libra, Aries, Gemini
  • I hate it when you make me laugh:Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • Even worse when you make me cry:Scorpio, Pisces
  • But mostly i hate the way i don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all:Libra, Taurus, Cancer, Leo

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me ryhme

I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry

I hate the way you’re not around
And the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

—  10 things I hate about you
I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive your car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around
And the fact that you don’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close
Not even a little bit
Not even at all
—  10 Things I Hate About you