• Molly Weasley: That was Ginny’s school calling. Apparently, she’s been using some very creative language today.
  • Sirius Black: Oh? Do tell.
  • Molly Weasley: Well, she called her Potions homework a “cluster duck” and her professor a “mother flunker”.
  • Sirius Black: [amused] Did she call anyone a “sock sucker”?
  • [Molly looks at him, pissed]
  • Sirius Black: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.
  • Molly Weasley: I can’t believe you’re teaching my daughter loophole swear words.
  • Sirius Black: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of her, I might add.

So about that sp cat au… 

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