So, April Fool’s is pretty much over, or at least I’d say it is, since it’s night now here. I’m sorry for anyone that had to deal with the ones who pointed it out. Unfortunately you’ll have to deal with those people who like to ruin jokes in life, even if they’re obvious ones.
REGARDLESS, ONE OF THOSE NOTES T’WEREN’T A JOKE, YO!
That’s right, Fresh will be able to possess ANY Sans follower of your choice (excluding mercenaries, except unlocked follower mercenaries), taking over their body. This allows him to combine their skills and stats with his, allowing multiple combinations to suit any sort of combat environment. This is his special skill, and he can take over any Sans you’d like, or just be himself if you prefer.
That isn’t the best part, though. He’ll be in the UPCOMING update SO YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF! Now, the update isn’t as close as I said in the April Fool’s day post, it’s still a month or so away from true completion.
Imagine Fell!Sans’ voice speaking in Fresh’s lingo, or Swap!Sans’?
So I’m looking online on the USA gym website to take a look at all the junior girls competing in Jesolo today. I clicked on Emma Malabuyo’s profile and she started gymnastics in 2009 LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.
This refers to a 2017 April Fools’ Day joke on Tumblr.
On 1 April 2017, a digital icon of a horse appeared at the bottom left of Tumblr users’ dashboards. When users clicked on the horse, a mini-game appeared in which players attempt to clean the poop of a uniquely named digital horse friend.
If players didn’t click on the horse poop quickly enough, the horse would die, leaving behind an option to hatch a new horse and restart the game.
The day before, on 31 March 2017, Tumblr staff made a post about “How to love a horse.”
Although this meme does not have a specific format, many users made posts, fanart, and other references to horse friend.
Note that mobile users may not be able to access horse friend.
I’m rebooting the story again. I wanna take it in a more mature direction–one about how robots first gained sentience and tried to murderlize all human life. Pivot spearheaded the offensive as a shocktrooper.
Whereas before I wanted to include themes of mortality, identity, and purpose in PV02, as well as what defines a person as a ‘person,’ in this new chapter I plan to explore the themes of of violence and how cold and calculating artificial intelligence can be! Forget all those silly complexities involving Pivot’s origins or her relationships with her friends and stuff–as we all know, while it might be fun to imagine machines as having any sort of multifaceted personality, at the end of the day they are remorseless and don’t care about humans at all, and won’t hesitate to cut them down as long as their programming doesn’t prevent it. Or, as Asimov has demonstrated in his writings in I, Robot, how they’ll manage to do so while STILL upholding their programming! So basically robots will always come down to killing humans–that’s just good writing.
I hope you’re all as excited for this [April Fools Day Joke] as I am!
The second you walk through the door, Sungjae practically launches on top of you, never happier than to see your face. Your two siblings look cleaner than you’ve ever seen them, Sohyun’s hair tight in braids and Sungjae’s own hair swept to the side in the style of the 1940’s. Aunt Eunhye is happy to see you back too but doesn’t waste any time to scold your messy attire.
But as you look around the apartment, everything is well kept and spotless. Most importantly, your siblings have been well fed, are happy and completely safe.
For the next week, you find yourself with less responsibilities and hardships, despite your aunt nagging you to do more chores. Sometimes you even become shocked at how little you have to do or worry about; if your siblings ate or not, how much you had to spend on groceries and what you were going to make - the list was endless but at the same time all but disappeared. For once you were exactly what you should be: a teenager.
Nevertheless, all good things must come to an end.
•"if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!“
•"spell pig backwards and then say pretty colors”
•February 30th jokes
•any classic April fools day jokes (whoopie cushions and other shit like that)
Please add more I’m suffering bc I can’t think of any