not-a-hate-post

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and you are the reason i’m s m i l i n g

malum + the front bottoms

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re

gun

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I’ve finally done the selfie challenge!! i was tagged by the lovely poppunk-merman and a few others! 

i tag dammitbands cuz amara would slay this, danmangan, pac-lady, pastel-gaskarth, capndani, my-names–blurryface

so, here’s my first follow forever-kind-of-thing bc i love yall so much

mutuals bolded // cute nerds (people i talk to) italized

A - D
 adoredfoggy  atwellling  b-xckybarnes  barneses bcttombucky  bibretttalbot  bisexualsugden  bluemavor  bluesargently  bogdamarks  buckyspanties  buckkbarns   capheusblue  captainsteveroses  clexark  crihsevans  cptjamesbbarnes  cptnbrns   cypresssunn deansvoluptuouslips  directorfuriosa
E - I
eaumygold emmerossum foreverrhapsody gamoora gogharty goldenholdeb hswkeye hartboiledegg hunterbruckner hunterintrenchcoat imaducky irina2010med
J - N
karhunpalvelus  kcvnsky  livesy  luftputebat mabsa  maeaettae margaretcrater merlinmaccheese michaelfassbender murdux mockinslay natalinaromanoff neathehero nulikkaprinssi notallbees 
O - S
ohwidow ohdeardevil orlandobloom personal-houseplant petermaximoff pegsimmons peggaycarter protectivestevergrs poutymickey reillyblues richardganseyiiii ross-barton satan-in-a-floral-dress scaredbarnes scottmcfluffy sgtjimbarnes silvcrmoons smugsuggers sokovia sonickitty spacetide spider-womans steviebucks suicidevsquad
T - Z
tonybruce thesilent-lurker undeadrobin victoriasugdens voihanshit warfilm wishingbucky xaviersdolan

Tumblr trying to raise awareness
  • Tumblr:Hey reblog this and spread it around! It will really help! :D
  • Me:Oh sure lemme just hit that reblo-
  • Tumblr:But of course 99% of people won't reblog it because they are pieces of fucking shit who harbor satan in their anuses and deserves to be put to death because they are probably really big assholes. But I would appreciate people who reblog it. :) :) :)
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oneshallstand:

He’ll scroll back up to peer at the screen. Oh. She was correct.

>[You are right, my vision must not be as it once used to.]

>[u3u]

Elita gave a small chuckle, and a roll of her optics - not that it mattered, there was no one around to notice.

> [ So, are you suggesting I make you an appointment with Ratchet? ]

> [ :P ]