not your exotic

Who’s your Boyfriend?

Summary: You wake up from a sexy dream featuring Dean to come face to face with your less than pleased boyfriend, Castiel. 

A/N: @greenappleeyes gave me this idea and I WENT NUTS WHEN SHE GAVE IT TOO ME AND I OBSESSIVELY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS UNTIL MY WRITER’S BLOCK WAS GONE AND WAS ABLE TO WRITE IT

Pairing: Castiel x Reader

Warnings: language, slight dom!cas, oral (female receiving….lots of it), multiple orgasms, over sensitivity, bondage (if you considered getting pinned down by cas’ grace and tied to your headboard with his tie), also, smut. I think that’s it?

Word Count: 2.3k

Originally posted by supernaturalfreewill

You leaned up to kiss Dean as he’d slid an arm underneath you, and pulled you up and straddle his lap. You moaned into his mouth as you sank down onto him. Your head fell back as he slowly filled you, his mouth finding one of your breasts as you slowly began to move your hips back and forth. He sucked and teased your nipple with his teeth, the sensitivity causing you to tremble as you rode him. 

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things that should stop being normalized

-fat animals

-getting your pets high

-exotic pets (im talking servals, coyotes, foxes, etc.) 

-harming or putting animals into uncomfortable situations under the impression that its funny 

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Guys. DON’T DO THIS. I don’t care if you just want to “have fun” or if you think you’re cool and edgy because “rules are meant to be broken”. Do not take your hedgehog (or other pet for that matter) to places where it’s forbidden, especially stores, because:

1) it’s forbidden. That should be enough.

2) people could be allergic, it’s very unsanitary to take your pet to places where they serve/sell food etc. Maybe you don’t care, others do. Stores or restaurants (which tends to come down to their employees) could even get in trouble because of your pet.

3) exotic pets already have a pretty bad rap in many places. Don’t make it worse by taking your hedgehog to places where they’re not allowed. Hedgehogs look cute, but that doesn’t mean everyone likes them.

4) “they will most likely sleep”. Exactly. Hedgehogs are nocturnal animals that sleep during the day. Let them get their needed sleep in their enclosure instead of dragging them around just because you want to have fun.

Unsure if you’re allowed to take your hog somewhere? Just ask. Sometimes dogs aren’t allowed but they don’t mind small mammals. But don’t be selfish and risk ruining things for everyone by just taking your pet wherever you want.

(also I sure hope that fish comment was a joke because that must be the pinnacle of bad care)

Delta (Bucky Barnes x Reader) Pt. 5  A/B/O

A/N: WOW. So here it is y’all (; part 5! I may or may not have gotten carried away a little, but that’s what happens when i write a/b/o fics lol. I hope y’all like  it! ENJOY! - Delilah (-:

Warnings: Heavy sexual content. M/F. Swearing. Daddy Kink. Angst. NSFW. (If you’re uncomfortable with this, keep scrolling.)

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Of Mice and Vets.

A few years ago when I was a fresh faced, ready for anything newly graduated veterinarian I was working in a mixed practice when I discovered one of the simple truths that every new grad vet should know.

Your bosses will make you see every exotic animal that they don’t remember how to deal with.

Consequently, new grads often end up seeing most of the rabbits, guinea pigs, birds, rats, mice and reptiles that the good ol’ boss just feels ‘a bit rusty’ on. After all, that book learning should still be fresh in your head, right?

Which is why very early on I had a little patient called Mouse, who was a mouse, who was presented to me in a tissue box (that he very nearly ate his way out of in the waiting room) by a nearly 7ft tall sausage fingered man who very well could have been Lenny from 'Of Mice and men’.

Mouse had a problem. Mouse was going bald and looked pretty poorly, despite being bright and eagerly looking for a bolt hole. Mr Mouse Owner loved Mouse. Friend of Mr Mouse Owner, who may have been his carer or a relative, did not quite share the same level of affection, and thought Mouse should probably be put down.

There was only three things I remembered about mouse medicine from uni: respiratory disease, mammary tumors and mouse fur mite.

So despite Mr Mouse Owner’s companion strongly hinting that he thought the mouse should be euthanized, I talked them into spending a whole $6 on a skin scraping to try to identify mites.

For those of you that don’t know what a skin scraping is, you basically put a little oil on the skin and using a sterile, sharp scalpel blade scrape away the superficial and deep layers of skin. This is difficult enough on a wriggly dog, but on a wriggly little mouse was nearly impossible without damaging it. The mouse was barely bigger than the blade. Nevertheless, with help from a slightly confused nurse, we got our sample.

And we found our mites!

Hooray for a treatable diagnosis! Gosh, you wouldn’t believe how smart I felt at that stage.

The next step was finding some ivermectin to treat the mites. Our ivermectin only came in 1 liter bottles for dosing sheep, with dosages given in 50kg increments. It took a lot of maths and double checking to dilute the ivermectin correctly down to a fraction of a drop for little Mouse.

So after all the fuss, the test and the maths, I carefully administered one fraction of a diluted drop to the back of his neck, watched curiously by his owner, his friend muttering that they probably could have bought 30 new mice for the same price as this visit.

But Mouse got better. He was properly furred a month later.

So pay attention to your exotics notes if you’re about to graduate as a veterinarian. The older vets who feel they are 'out of practice’ will fob these patients off to you, and they’re equally as loved as their more common counterparts.

i.
I was sitting in your garden, surrounded by exotic flowers and the scent of fruit. I felt the sunshine on my skin as I watched the sky. It looked more vibrantly blue there than it has ever looked anywhere else, I would almost call it… electric.

ii.
You came to me, let your hand rest on my arm, skin against skin, for a short while. And you showed me the flowers: honey-colored lilies, pale blue forget-me-nots and, not to forget, the roses whose crimson shade reminded me of the blood running in our veins.

iii.
I liked the roses because they were just like you. Or i liked you because you were just like the roses: stunning to look at, yet painful to touch, which I immensely enjoyed. And I found myself tingling with curiosity to see if your thorns were as sharp as I’d heard.

iv.
They keep telling me: “his garden is no paradise but a prison; darkness grows in the deepest corners and the birds stop chirping as he walks by”. I doubt that, for in my eyes, you make the flowers grow and the sun shines a little brighter when you smile.

—  secret garden
FNAF DRAWING MEME

I don’t know if this has been done yet, so here it Is! Ocs work too!

1. Draw yourself with Circus Baby
2. Draw yourself as an animatronic
3. Draw yourself crawling through vents
4. Draw yourself as purple guy
5. Draw yourself rocking out with Bonnie from the first game
6. Draw yourself listening to the Casual Bongos
7. Draw yourself reacting to the animatronics moving around
8. Draw yourself eating Pizza with Chica
9. Draw yourself about to be scooped
10. Draw yourself in FNAF 1
11. Draw yourself in FNAF 2
12. Draw yourself in FNAF 3
13. Draw yourself in FNAF 4
14. Draw yourself in FNAF World
15. Draw yourself in Sister Location
16. Draw yourself screaming as your being dragged to be stuffed in a suit
17. Draw yourself reacting to Balloon Boy
18. Draw yourself reacting to Phantom Balloon Boy
19. Draw yourself Dancing with the animatronics
20. Draw yourself being jumpscared
21. Draw yourself as the Puppet
22. Draw yourself pushing the nose of the Freddy Plush in FNAF 4
23. Draw yourself crawling through Ballora Gallery
24. Draw yourself crawling through Fun Time Auditorium
25. Draw yourself reacting to Golden Freddy
26. Draw yourself eating cake
27. Draw yourself kidnapped by Baby
28. Draw yourself having a chat about the Pirates of The Caribbean with FNAF 1 Foxy
29. Draw yourself reacting to Springtrap
30. Draw yourself reacting to Hand unit changing your name to Eggs Benedict
31. Draw yourself with your Exotic Butters

This is basically a drawing a month challenge, or you can get requests from your followers!

How to tell if your partner “who loves you so much” is racist:

  • Unwilling to learn the  basics of your language to speak with (typically older) members of your family. 
  • Reminds you constantly just how different you are from others of your race.
  • At the beginning of your relationship they question if the ‘rumors’ of people from your race are true. I don’t fucking know Deborah Anne because I am in fact human and don’t know what a jungle cat would be like in bed.
  • Makes excuses to not participate in events that are typical of your culture.
  • Speaks about how exotic and different you look compared to others. Listen here Charles, I am actually not a snake or a condiment, fuck off. 
  • Tries to stop your from wearing things that are associated with your race and culture “Come on baby why are you wearing hoops you know only chongas wear hoops” Pues clearly to wrap them around your neck and strangle you, Susan.
  • Constantly ask ignorant questions followed by “But I’m just trying to understand, baby” there’s a thing called the internet Christopher James, it’s not my job to reform you of all your nasty white habits. 

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FAIRY AU’S
  • yes im tiny, yes im sparkly, and yes i have a squeaky voice, so can you fuck right off and stop calling me cute
  • im a fairy, not a pixie, dont even call me that those guys are assholes
  • my fairy dust allows you to fly, but its only for a while and you constantly come back asking for another fix, what am i man, your drugdealer?
  • im your gardener to this exotic wilderness behind your house and you constantly ask how i manage to keep them all so healthy and i always say its ‘love’ but really its my bloom magic
  • alternatively, OHNO MY MAGIC WENT OUT OF HAND AND NOW THERES KUDZU GROWING ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE AND IT WONT STOP IM SO SORRY
  • people think im really badass cause i got this wingspan tattoo on my back but its just my real wings, im such a fraud i know i know
  • i accidentally walked into some weird ingrown tree house and stumbled upon a very serious looking fairy meeting, jesus fuck guys your magic looks more satanic than witches
  • fairies are really connected to the moon apparently so whenever theres a new moon you freak out and panic so bad because you think it’s gone forever and aw sweetie its gonna be okay
  • additionally, fairies are also very good friends with werewolves thanks to this fact, so dont be confused when you see a swarm of fairies riding a giant dog on a full moon
  • AND, fairy x werewolf for adorable innocence and curiosity about everything they come across together
  • TINY FAIRY PRANKS
  • i was running away from my friend and accidentally bumped into you and you crashed into the wall and diSAPPEARED IN FRONT OF ME JESUS FU—oh wait you just turned back into your tiny fairy form, okay—DONT DO THAT TO ME
  • listen, i understand you and animals are very connected and they are attracted to you, but you cant have a deer and five squirrels living with us, please put the rabbit down—no, the birds have to go too, please babe—pl—
  • say what you want but fairies party hard as shit, how the hell do they manage to drink a whole keg with their tiny little bodies omfg
Just as Shy as You

Summary: Being the younger sister of Don Saladino had its ups and downs. You were about to experience both, at the same time, when you meet the handsome Sebastian Stan

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Word Count: 2910

Warnings: none really, just bits of fluff. the reader is v introverted and talks a little about anxiety and stuff

A/N: Thank you to @elivanah for requesting! This was so cute to write!

Requests are open, feel free to drop an idea/prompt/imagine :)  

Originally posted by avengershaveboobs

There were two places in the world you felt oddly safe in; hiding under the covers of your bed, looking up constellations of the night sky and the gym your older brother Don Saladino worked at. You understood the former, but the latter confused you.

You’d always been completely introverted, choosing to speak with actions rather than words. Of course, manners weren’t particularly thrown out the window. You always kept a steady conversation to whomever started it.

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BTS Reaction - Saving them from a sasaeng but not knowing he’s famous

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Seokjin [Jin] -

Jin was signing autographs at the airport as he made his way out, but his panic levels rose as a particular fan waited behind the rest and decided to attack him. Security was too late and you did what any honourable person would do, you jumped in front of him and took the hit. The fan ran as Jin looked towards you, seeing a scratch on your cheek.

He wasn’t able to form words, too awestricken by your dignity to do what you did for a stranger, but also because of your exotic beauty. Jin figured you were also a fan and that’s why you saved him, but as you chatted with him as if he were a normal passerby, he realised you didn’t have a clue who he was. He decided to keep it a secret for now, what harm could it do?

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Yoongi [Suga] -

Yoongi couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw you sitting on the ground, clutching your bleeding nose as the fan ran away. He quickly scurried over to you and inspected the damage, while apologising for getting you into this mess, which you meekly replied, “It’s not a problem.”

Yoongi chuckled a bit at your failed attempt at Korean, and took your hand to get you cleaned up at the mall’s bathroom, while ignoring the other screeching fans who were were taking pictures that would most probably raise some questions later. He explained to you that he was part of a band called BTS and the fan recognised him. Your mouth formed an ‘o’ shape and you asked if you could hear some of his music.

“I’m willing to show you it over dinner.” He smiled, noticing the small blush on your cheeks. 

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Hoseok [J-Hope] -

He saw a fan coming towards him, but he didn’t have enough time to more out of the way. When you stepped in saving him from being attacked he was speechless. He noticed your bruised lips and would immediately feel guilty, offering to take you out for coffee for all your trouble. When you replied back in broken in Korean he couldn’t help but smile.

“I’m sorry! Are you okay? Oh my God, I’m sorry!”

When you met for coffee Hoseok would apologise repeatedly, taking responsibility for your actions. He would quickly grow feelings for you and would teach you Korean over the little dates you had, while he learnt English from Namjoon. You learned overtime that he was actually part of BTS and quickly fell in love with him through his raps.

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Namjoon [Rap Monster] -

Namjoon called for security who detached the girl from you. He went over and offered you his hand which you hesitantly took hold of. Once in a secure location he thanked you, and explained to you that they were fans, and he wasn’t actually being attacked. You meekly let out an embarrassed laugh and shook your head slightly. 

Namjoon had no problem communicating with you unlike the other boys, as he was quite skilled in the English department. He would enjoy your company until his manager called him back, saying it was time to leave. “Can I have your number?” You quickly typed it into his phone and smiled once he was gone, practically racing through the crowd with a dimples smile of his own.

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Jimin -

Jimin was surprised to see a smaller figure cover him from the fan who was currently grabbing at his arm. The fan finally backed off and he got a better look at your face. He was immediately attracted to you foreign looks and was surprised to see you didn’t freak out or even recognise him. 

“I can’t believe she would attack you like that!”

Jimin chuckled and shook his head. He then explained his career to you, leaving you shell shocked. After walking with you for awhile, while dodging a few more fans, he became quite fond of you and offered to take you on a date. 

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Taehyung [V] -

Taehyung cursed to himself as he saw a fan come running full speed towards him. One slip of his mask and he was revealed. He was used to this kind of thing, but what he didn’t expect was a smaller girl step in front of him and telling the fan off. Taehyung kept his identity hidden from you for quite some time, loving the idea of being normal. However the fans didn’t let up, which caused you to ask some questions.

“I’m famous.”

You had laughed at first, thinking he was joking. But after he showed you a few videos you were speechless. He quietly laughed and asked, “Do you still want to see me?” You giggled quietly and nodded you head shyly. He was glad you stepped in that day.

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Jungkook -

He was surprised to see you stand up for him, and thought it was cute since you were noticeably shorter than the girl, who had just scoffed and walked away. You had turned and asked him why she was bothering him and he was kinda confused as to why you were asking, he was sure you would know who he was, however it was refreshing to meet someone who was geniuley nice.

After he told you who he was he expected a look of surprise or a bit of astonishment, but to his surprise you just chuckled and nodded your head. He thought you didn’t believe him, but you said your friend back in your home country/city was a huge fan of him but you never really listened to his music.

“How about we listen to it now? Over lunch?” He asked, his cheeks tinted red.

Originally posted by jeonggukk

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I should be studying for my certification exam, but instead I’m working on this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

original prompt poster: @//thoughtlessinspirationss

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warnings: none

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Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS