not your average model

Tipsy

“Oh, come on, Shawn…“ she giggled, stretching out the syllables of his name, handing him the Tequila shot. He shook his head vigorously.

 “No, Jo! No more shots,” he replied, raising his eyebrows at her and she just shrugged and licked the skin between her thumb and index finger.

 Shawn bit his lip, looking on as she put a little bit of salt on her moisturized skin, her pinkish tongue poking out cheekily.

 He shook his head slightly, mesmerized by her beauty.

 There were only a few things that could leave Shawn speechless.

 When the crowd would sing back at him.

 When he found that line that fit the song perfectly.

 And her.

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Overwhelmed

Request by anon - Bruce Wayne and a female s/o that was poor and a little overwhelmed at being in such an elegant and extravagant lifestyle? Can you make it a little comfort and fluff please?<3

Pairing: Bruce x reader

Word count: 1352

Warnings: My writing

Right now you are standing in the middle of one of Bruce’s famous galas in a beautiful gown that cost more than your car and apartment combine. In your hands, you have a glass of champagne that you have never heard of because the mini market around the corner of your apartment doesn’t sell any alcohol that is above $50. There are people all around you with their million dollars suits and gowns. The women are gossiping about who cheated on who with who, and the men are talking about stocks and other business stuff.

Just six months ago you would have been working this event, but that all change once you met Bruce Wayne for the first time.


Exactly six months ago you were working a Wayne gala for the first time as a waiter. You normally worked random old jobs to just make ends meet, but your friend said that if you work at one of the rich people galas you would make a lot of money.

So you gave it a shot, and got in. They really didn’t train you. All they said was keep your mouth close, serve the people, and do not spill anything.

Once you got the tray of champagne, you started to walk to the door. You open the door with your back because no one was there to help you, and when you turned around to walk straight you ran into someone and drop all of the glasses on the guest.

“I am so sorry. I am sorry, this is my first day on the job. No one was there to open the door for me, so I had to do it by myself and I was not watching where I was going. Obviously because I spilled all of the champagne on you. Oh my, I am rambling right now. I am sorry.” you said while trying to get off the stain off with the rag you had. ‘Great I spilled someone on a guest, I am talking to the guest, and I am not serving anything to the other guests. I am terrible at this job’ you thought to yourself, but was interrupted when you realise the guest was talking to you.

“I am sorry what did you say.” you said looking up at the man and seeing his piercing blue eyes. “I said it is ok. I can just get another suit for upstair. My bulter can get it for me. And you really need to stop saying sorry, it is not necessary.” the man with beautiful blue eye said.

Then you realise something, why would he just need to go upstairs to get another suit this was not his house, and you have seen those blue eyes somewhere. Then it hit you, those blue eyes and these mansion belongs to Bruce Wayne. “Oh my god, I am sorry Mr. Wayne. Dammit I said sorry. Sorry I said dammit.” you said while looking at the floor. “It is ok. Let’s start over. Hello, my name is Bruce Wayne.” Bruce said while extending his hand out. “Hi, my name is Y/N Y/L/N. It is nice to meet you Mr Wayne.” you said while shaking his hand.

After your encounter with Bruce, you cleaned up the mess you made and went back to work. The rest of the night went pretty well, you did not spill anything else on someone nor did you talk. You didn’t see Bruce for the rest of the night. You were a little upset because you wanted to see those blue eyes again. But little did you know, Bruce was watching you for the whole night.

Since you only did one bad thing that night and got pay well, you decided to do it again and again until you got hired to do it full time.

Every event that you did you saw Bruce Wayne walking around and talking to people. And at every event he found a way to come and talk to you. You guys would talk about anything and everything until it was time to go. One night Bruce asked for your number, and of course you gave it to him because you thought that you guys were somewhat friends.

Because why would Bruce Wayne what to date someone as poor as you living off of paychecks. You saw the type of women he went after because of the magazines. He was always with a tall skinny model with a thousand dollar dress on. You are about average to above average height, and you are not overweight but you are little above average. Your face was ok, but not model ok. That is what you thought of yourself, just ok. The most expensive clothes you have were from a store that was having a big sale.  

After you gave him your number, he texted you. You guys were going back and forward all night long. You guys have done that for every single day for the last four months. You even went out a few times to have lunch or dinner.

Things were going well between you guys, but everything change at one dinner “date”. After knowing each other for five months Bruce asked you to be his girlfriend. Supposedly, every time you and him went out to get something to eat it was a “date”. You never thought that Bruce Wayne would ever find you to be girlfriend material, he knew about your financial situation and even offer you money but you always shot it down.

You need time to think things over, and Bruce said to take all the time that I would need. Once you got home you thought about you and Bruce being together, and it left a smile on your face. The next morning you hopped on a bus, you do not have a car, and went to WE. You went up to his office and said yes.


Now here you are, standing in the middle of the gala with a beautiful dress surrounded by millionaires and billionaires feeling uncomfortable. You were not used to going out on a Saturday because you needed the money for the next bill. You would not be in this dress right now because it was expensive. You never had to talk to random people you didn’t know, so they who you stood with. You don’t want to say or do the wrong thing because you don’t want to ruin Bruce image.

You were starting to get overwhelmed by it and having a little panic attack. It went away once you felt a large hand on your lower back and you knew that it was Bruce by his gentle touch. You turn around and face him and he knew that you were getting uncomfortable by the look on your face.

He grabs your hand and take you outside to the valet and got the car. You are confuse on why he is leaving, but you knew he had a reason so you followed. Once you both were in the car he started to talk. “I know you were uncomfortable in there. I am sorry. I just wanted to show people my amazing girlfriend.” he said while drive and grabbing your hand and kissing your knuckles. “I am fine I was a bit overwhelmed, I just need to get whelmed-” you got got interrupted by his laugh. “What is so funny” “Nothing I just know someone who says the same thing” “Ok. Anyway, I am not use to the elegant and extravagant lifestyle just yet.” you said.

He put his hand on your thigh and says “It is alright. You can take all the time that you need. Since that is settled do you want to go and grab something to eat. I know a great spot.” he said and you nod yes.

He took you to a little diner that is on the corner and it is a 50′s theme. You both sat there and talk until that ask you to leave. In you mind that was the best date you guys have been on.  

All About You

So this is a request from my 200 followers celebration! Thank you so much to the anon who asked for this.

So this is about Logan, and the prompts that were asked are :

16. “Leave me the fuck alone!”

18. “You’re more important to me than my own life.”

19. “How could you think for just a second that I meant to hurt you?”

20. “Nice hair.”

It’s the first time that I write about Logan, and I’m a bit nervous about this to be honest….

I hope you like it :)

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anonymous asked:

I'm seriously trying to lose weight (I would say I'm pretty much the average size of the models on your blog) and I just can't find a way to love my body. I just hate is so so so much, while I see women curvier than me everyday and I think they are stunning. Why can't I just accept my curves as they are? Do you have any tips?

It can be a very difficult thing to shift your mindset to be accepting of your body and others, especially considering that we are constantly bombarded with the idea that there is only one “ideal” body in advertising and the media. It’s completely understandable that you are struggling to find confidence in your body!

I’d be happy to share with you what I have found to be helpful, but please keep in mind that everyone’s journey towards body positivity will be different, so you may have to try a variety of things.

First of all, I try to relinquish the idea that my body’s purpose is to be attractive. Instead, I like to think about all of the wonderful activities in which  my body allows me to partake. My legs exist to let me run, jump and dance; so is it really all that important whether or not they look attractive in a pair of shorts?

Secondly, I try to expose myself to a variety of body types, rather than the highly limited “ideal” body shape seen in magazines, etc. By becoming comfortable with the diversity of human body shapes that exist, I’ve become much more comfortable with my own unique body.

Thirdly, if you see a curvy woman that you think is beautiful, try to think about how positive you are about curves on other women when you feel down about your own body. Remind yourself that you are your own harshest critic, and that others probably see your lovely body as just as beautiful as the curvy bodies you admire. 

Finally, I really try to consciously monitor my thoughts about my body. It’s perfectly normal to occasionally have negative thoughts about one’s body, but when I do, I try to consciously acknowledge the thought, and then dismiss it. I let the negative thought go, and refuse to allow it to influence my mood. Then, I come up with a positive thought to replace the negative one, and move on with the rest of my day.

These strategies have been very helpful to me, and I hope that you also find them helpful. If not, feel free to message me again and maybe we can brainstorm some other ideas!

Reference Art for Drawing Guns (Zoe, I made this mostly for you.)

Okay, to start off, I really like guns. I like handling them, shooting them, taking them apart, cleaning them, putting them back together, and just looking at them. (Let’s be honest, there are some really good looking guns out there.) But when it comes to drawing them, I usually fail miserably. So I thought I’d compile a list of some of the more common guns, either in pop culture or in the United States, and provide images of them as well as some information on the guns to give you a better picture(no pun intended)as to whether or not your character would use them. Now I know a lot of people are scared of guns, so I’ll try to make sure to put a trigger warning(no pun intended)in the tags.

Let’s start off with a handgun that you may not have seen before, but is very common in the United States, is very inexpensive, and is VERY easy to draw:

This ugly duckling is the Hi-Point C9. It fires the 9mm Luger cartridge, the cheapest and most prolific handgun ammunition in the country, and it can be had for around $150-$175 brand new. It’s not much to look at, but it gets the job done. Mocked by gun snobs for its relatively cheap construction, this gun represents function over form. This gun would NOT be owned by a character who has a lot of money, and it’s a fairly recent firearm so it wouldn’t be seen anytime before the 21st century. It’s also exclusively civilian owned. No police department or military would ever think of arming themselves with these.

One of the most iconic firearms of the 21st century, the Glock 17 is widely seen among civilians and police alike. Also chambered in 9mm Luger, it is the brainchild of Gaston Glock, an Austrian inventor who revolutionized the firearms industry. This gun is very common and has been around since the late 1980′s, so if you’re looking for a default go-to handgun for a contemporary setting, this is it.

The Beretta 92FS is the current issue sidearm of the U.S. military, and has served several law enforcement agencies for decades since the 1980′s. Favored by the likes of John McClane from “Die Hard,” it’s an elegantly designed 9mm pistol that has become one of the most recognizable firearms in the world. Again, like the Glock 17, very common, prolific, and contemporary.

This blued-steel beauty is the John Browning-designed Colt Model 1911A1 .45 caliber pistol. Firing a powerful .45 cartridge, it served as the primary service pistol for the U.S. military from 1911 until 1985 when it was replaced by the Beretta 92FS. Favored by real-life war hero Sergeant Alvin York and fictional war hero Captain America, this gun is still commonly owned in the United States today by mainly civilian owners, and is manufactured by countless firearms companies in many different finishes and configurations.

One of the most recognizable firearms in the world, the P-08 Parabellum, known more commonly as the “Luger,” was the standard issue sidearm of the German army from 1908 to 1938, and spawned the 9mm Luger cartridge which continues to be the best selling handgun cartridge in the United States. Although officially replaced by the Walther P-38 in 1938, the Luger was still used frequently by Nazi officers during World War II, hence its association with the Nazi Party. Highly prized by firearms collectors, the Luger is a very expensive pistol, often selling for well over $1,000. Characters who would use this pistol would most likely be wealthy.

The preferred pistol of James Bond, Peggy Carter and Sterling Archer, the Walther PPK is a classic, stylish, concealable, sexy handgun. First produced in 1931, the PPK was originally chambered in the .32 Auto(7.65mm Browning) cartridge, but was later re-chambered for the .380 Auto(9mm Short)when the gun was first produced in the United States. To this day, it remains a popular choice for U.S. civilians as a concealed carry handgun. This is a good gun for a character who needs a concealable, yet elegant firearm.

On the borderline adorable end of the scale, we have the diminutive “Baby Browning.” Chambered in .25 Auto(6.35mm Browning), this gun will fit anywhere on your person. While it doesn’t have much in terms of “stopping power,” being able to produce this pistol from a handbag/pocket/vest pocket/shirt pocket/garter belt makes it a very appealing firearm for those who don’t want to commit to carrying a full-sized handgun in a holster. Similar-sized pistols are produced today, but not with the same level of quality and longevity as the original, all-steel .25 pistols.

(Colt Detective Special [.38 Special caliber])

Ah, revolvers. Where would firearms history be without you? Not only are they the oldest surviving type of multi-shot handgun, but they are still alive and well and come in many shapes, sizes, and calibers. Small revolvers, like this Colt Detective Special, were often carried by(you guessed it)detectives, private investigators, and even your average concealed carry permit holder.

(Smith & Wesson Model 10 [.38 Special])

The Glock of its day, the Model 10 was seen in the holsters of thousands upon thousands of police officers and military personnel.

(Smith & Wesson Model 29[.44 Magnum])

“…you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya, punk?!” Yes, this was the gun carried by San Francisco’s most (in)famous fictional cop, “Dirty Harry” Callahan. Believe it or not, Smith & Wesson hardly sold any .44 Magnums at all until “Dirty Harry” hit the screens in 1971. After that, the prices on them skyrocketed, and S&W could hardly keep up with production.

(Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum)

This gun is all about dick-waving, pure and simple. An enormous, expensive gun firing a gigantic, almost uncontrollable .500 Magnum cartridge, the only people who use this gun for serious purposes are people who practice handgun hunting. Anyone else who owns one most likely has a phallus smaller than the “i” in this font.

(IWI Desert Eagle[.50 AE])

………Again. Dick-waving. 

Western time!

Created in 1873, the Colt Single Action Army(AKA the “Peacemaker”)was the gun that forever embodied the Old West. Owned by lawman and outlaw alike, the Colt SAA was, and still is, offered in a variety of finishes, barrel lengths, calibers and grip frames. The most common caliber you will find is the .45 Long Colt cartridge, hence the proliferation of the colloquial term for the gun, “Colt .45.”

Of course, in the Old West, once you got past 10 yards, things started to get a little harder to hit. Which is why lever-action rifles are just as prominent in Western folklore. Rifles like the Winchester 1873 and Model 94(pictured above)are some of the more common.

Of course, what discussion on the Old West wouldn’t be complete without the(arguably)most effective of the bunch: shotguns. Double-barreled “coach guns,” like the one pictured above, were extremely effective at close range. In fact, stagecoach drivers would often have a “shotgun messenger” sitting next to them in case the coach came under attack, hence the origin of the phrase “riding shotgun” when sitting next to the driver in a car.

The “Baby Browning” of its day, “Derringers” were small pistols utilizing multiple barrels to fire anywhere between one and four cartridges, depending on the caliber. The popular image of Derringer pistols is often that of a scantily-clad showgirl, prostitute, or femme fatale producing a Derringer out of their undergarments. Derringers are still popular among concealed carry permit holders today, and are offered in much more powerful cartridges, such as the Bond Arms Defender(pictured above)chambered in .45 Long Colt and .410 bore shotgun cartridges.

Bolt-action hunting rifles are the Bread-and-Butter of American hunting. Every fall, thousands of Americans chase trophy deer with a bolt-action hunting rifle slung over their shoulder. Often seen with a scope mounted on top, these kinds of guns are extremely common and can be found in pretty much any household that owns more than one gun.

Pump-action shotguns are just as common as bolt-action rifles. Available with easily interchangeable barrels and magazine tubes, pump-action shotguns can be used for anything from duck hunting to skeet shooting to home defense to military and police service depending on its configuration.

One of the most misunderstood firearms by the anti-gun lobby, the AR-15 is a semi-automatic version of the M-16/M-4 pattern military rifle. Owned by countless firearms enthusiasts and law enforcement agencies, the AR pattern rifle typically has a 30-round magazine that fires a .223 caliber cartridge which, while loud and powerful, produces very little felt recoil, and is thus very popular among female shooting enthusiasts. While the rifle alone produces images of crime among those with anti-gun sentiments, high-capacity semi-automatic rifles like the AR-15(often dubbed incorrectly as “assault weapons” by the media)are only used in a fraction of a percent of violent crime.

The Soviet Union’s counterpart to the M-16, the AK-47 also has countless semi-automatic variations in civilian hands in the United States. Mocked by many AR-15 enthusiasts for being comparatively crude, the reliability and proliferation of the AK pattern rifle is undeniable.

Another one of the most recognizable firearms ever made, the Thompson Sub-machine Gun(AKA the “Tommy Gun,” the “Chopper,” the “Chicago Typewriter”)was a fully-automatic beast that fired anywhere from 20 to 50 rounds of .45 caliber ammunition at a rate of around 850 rounds per minute. Popularly seen in the Gangster era of the 1920′s and 1930′s, the Tommy Gun has since been relegated to museums and private collections of Class III firearms following the establishment of the National Firearms Act of 1934 to limit the spread of fully-automatic firearms. If your character has one, they’re either in the 1920′s, or they’re RICH. Like REALLY RICH.

This is nowhere near a complete list, but these were some of the more common examples I could think of. Happy drawing!

The Last Master List

The requests are done and we are gone! Thank you to everyone who has requested and read these. Love you all. XX

Master List

Preferences

#1: Matching…

#2: He makes you Breakfast (YouTube inspired)…

#3: You Meet Him (Funny/Rebel)…

#4: Shirt You Buy Him…

#5: What you Word Vomit When Meet Him (Funny/Melissa)…

#6: Key Covers he Buys You…

#7: Key Covers you Buy Him…

#8: Bandages you Bought Specifically for Him…

#9: You do Something Embarrassing that He Finds Cute…

#10: Nail Art he Likes on You…

#11: At Home Date…

#12: The Other Boy(s) Think You Should Date…

#13: He brings you as His Plus One to a Wedding…

#14: He Tweets a Picture of You…

#15: Shoes he buys you…     

#16: Phone Cover you Buy Him…   

#17: Phone Cover he Buys You…

#18: You Give him the Silent Treatment…

#19: Easter Dress/Meet the Parents…

#20: Easter/Spring Treats…

#21: April Fools’…

#22: You Dance and he Reacts…

#23: Wedding Dress…

#24: He Tweets a Picture of you with his Fans…

#25: You have an Affair with Him (Requested)…

#26: You have an Affair with Him Part 2 (Requested) - His POV…

#27: He Tweets a Picture of you and your Friend(s)…

#28: Long Distance Relationship…

#29: Movie Night…

#30: He Tweets a Picture of You with his Sibling(s)…

#31: You find out/ know you can’t have kids together…

#32: You try to Seduce Him (Funny/Kristen)…

#33: He Tweets a picture of You and Your Brother…

#34: He Tweets a picture of You and Your Sister…

#35: He has Fun with your Beauty Supplies…

#36: Sports (Not your Average Preference)…

#37: You are his Celebrity Crush, You Model You (Requested)…

#38: He Finds your Tumblr…

#39: Camping…

#40: At least out loud I won’t say I’m in Love…

#41: No way, No how I won’t say it no no (His P.O.V.)…

#42: 6th Member Interview (Requested)…

#43: He Picks a Tattoo for You…

#44: The Breakup…

#45: He Tries to Cheer You Up (Funny/Jake)…

#46: The Break Up Part 2/ The Make Up (Requested) – His P.O.V…

#47: You Tweet a Picture of Bachelorette Party Shirts…

#48: Friendlier than Friends…

#49: How you Handle the Paparazzi…

#50: Breakup Gif…

#51: Sister’s Boyfriend, but Protective of You (Requested)…

#52: Your Daughter Gets her Period and You’re not Home- His POV (Requested)…

#53: Just Like Daddy…

#54: 6th Member More than Band Mates…

#55: Maternity Shirt…

#56: He Retweets Your MOH’s Picture about the Bachelorette Party…

#57: Lazy Day Shirt…

#58: Necklace he Buys You…

#59: Family Costume Party…

#60: He Tweets a Trick or Treating Picture with your Baby…

#61: Ticklish…

#62: He Convinces you to get a Small Hand Tattoo…

#63: Snowed In…

#64: Faking It With Friends (Requested)…

#65: Frenemies at the High School Reunion (Requested)…

#66: Breaking Walls (Requested)…

#67: That One Thing at Your Wedding…

#68: He has Cancer (Requested)…

#69: Valentine’s Day…

#70: He’s not Feeling Well (Requested)…

#71: Wedding Dress Shopping (Requested)…

#72: Mugged (Requested)…

#73: Just Because I’m Mad Doesn’t Mean I Stop Caring (Requested)…

#74: Masquerade (Requested)…

#75: Hospital (Requested)…

#76: Bus Breaks Down (Requested)…

#77: Cupcakes you Make Together…

#78: Boats ‘N Hoes (Requested)…

#79: You Try to Change for Him (Requested)…

#80: Just Because I’m Mad Doesn’t Mean I Stop Caring Part 2 (Requested) - His POV…

#81: How he Sleeps (Requested)…

#82: First Dance (Requested)…

#83: He Misses the Birth (Requested)…

#84: He Misses the Birth Part 2 (Requested) – His POV…

#85: 6th Member He Sticks Up for You…

#86: Fighting Feelings (Requested)…

#87: Twin Onesies…

#88: Fighting Feelings Part Two-His POV (Requested)…

#89: 6th Member Secret Love…

#90: He Tweets a Picture of You’re Creation…

#91: Your Relationship Summed Up in Gifs…

#92: Giving Yourself to Him  (Requested)…

#93: 6th Member Suspicious Twitter Conversation (Requested)…

#94: Bridesmaids’ Gifts…

#95: His Parents Walk in On You (Requested)…

#96: Pets (Requested)…

#97: Bachelor/Stag Party Tweets (Requested)…

#98: Pretty Hurts (Requested)…

#99: Too Big for Him (Requested)…

#100: All About That Bass (Requested)-His POV…

#101: Youtube Famous (Requested)…

#102: Erectile Dysfunction (Requested) …

#103: He Pranks You (Requested)…

#104: He’s Sick at your Parents House (Requested)…

#105: He Needs You (Requested)…

#106: Twitcam (Requested)…

#107: First Home Together (Requested)…

#108: Family Vacation (Requested)…

#109: Someone Tries to Break You Up (Requested)…

#110: Baby Drama (Requested)…

#111: Lose the Baby (Requested)…

#112: Saying Goodbye for Tour (Requested)…

#113: Stay (Requested)…

#114: Sister with a Physical Disability (Requested)…

#115: Emergency at a concert (Requested)…

#116: Godparents (Requested)…

#117: Sick Kid (Requested)…

#118: Secret Talent (Requested)…

#119: 6th Member You’re Depressed and He Tries to Help You After a Hard Day (Requested)…

#120: You’re Pregnant and He Needs a Break (Requested)…

#121: Going to Another Boy’s Wedding (Requested)…

#122: Know one meet the Rest (Requested)…

#123: The Dollar (Requested)…

Imagines

Niall Imagine (Bianca): He Embarrasses you In Front of Friends…

Harry Imagine (Marissa): Birthday Surprise…

Harry Imagine (Carissa): You meet at a Signing…

Harry Imagine (Sam): Breaking Point…

Harry Imagine (Sam): Breaking Point Part 2…

Harry Imagine (Sam): Breaking Point Part 3…

Niall Imagine (Bre): Misunderstood…

One Direction Imagine/Preference (Kaylynn, Laura, Leah, Maya, and Molly): Wipeout…   

Niall Imagine (Hannah): Single Rider…

Niall Imagine (Gia): Meet the Horans…

Niall Imagine (y/n): Starbucks Sweethearts…

One Direction Imagine/Preference (Madison): The Bachelorette…

Harry imagine (Li): BUSted…

Niall Imagine (y/n): Falling Hard…

Harry Imagine (Alexa): Our Little Secret…

Niall Imagine (Andi): Just a Number…

Niall Imagine (Ava): I Pick You…

Louis Imagine (Brittany): My Life, My Voice, My Reason to Be …

One Direction Imagine/Preference (Kee, Ogo, Eden, Haley, Soumaya): Disaster Date…

Louis Imagine (Cathleen): Love Hate Relationship…

Harry Imagine (Anny): All Your Little Things…

Harry Imagine (Gabby): A Masquerade…

Louis Imagine (AJ): Opposites Attract…

Louis Imagine (Danielle): Staged…

Harry Imagine (Destany): I Do(n’t)…

Harry Imagine (Tannyr): You’ll be Saving Mine (His POV)…

Harry Imagine (Abbi): The Dressing Room Dilemma..,

Liam Imagine (Casey): Compatibility Game…

Zayn Imagine (Nishat): Wedding Romance…

Harry Imagine (Abbi): Take your Newborn to school…

Harry Imagine (Y/N): LAFS Radio/Love at First Sight Radio…

Harry Imagine (Y/N): Meet the Styles…

Harry Imagine (Destany): Good Morning Beautiful…

Harry Imagine (Corrinne): Sugar Daddy…

Niall Imagine (Hannah): He Spoils You…

Zayn Imagine (Vinhya): Love is Blind…

Harry Imagine (Ashley): Daughter is 16 and Pregnant…

Zayn Imagine (Von): Masquerade…

Liam Imagine (Tia): The New Girl in Town…

Harry Imagine (Jennifer): Surprises…

Louis Imagine (Shana): Rude…

Niall Imagine (Kat): Baby Girl…

Season 16 Episode 1-JC Penny Does Not Fit All

So the season begins with a red carpet challenge, exciting right!? WRONG!  I was actually pretty dissapointed with this challenge as there were only a select few looks I could actually see on ANY red carpet.  I also felt like the judges may have been on crack this challenge…

Anyway let’s just get into the looks, and pray the seasons gets better.

16. Sentell

Lordt Jesus save us from this sack.  Not only is the design pretty much nothing, the fabric, sewing, and styling are also pretty awful.  I really can not find one redeeming quality to this look.  I think Sentell got a model that was SLIGHTLY larger than your average model and just decided women that size belong in potato sacks.  I wasn’t impressed with many outfits this week but this was clearly the worst.

15. Batani

Blah fabric, poor design and shawtaly made.  This looked so much better in the workroom before she added the fabric in the front.  And that lace applique is atrocious. 

14. ChaCha

Oh poor ChaCha.  This competition was just not made for him and his quirky designs.  Though it’s another sack there is at least a spark of an idea here and a defined point of view, however tacky it may be. Not the worst of the week but I can’t say his elimination wasn’t justified.

13. Shawn

The top was one of the better designed pieces of the episode, but the tacky lame running shorts make this wholeheartedly NOT red carpet, even for the VMAs, especially with those hooker heels.

12. Samantha

*Designs with JC Penny in mind*  Seriously there is nothing to say about this except “NEXT”.

11. Aaron

This is the point where I begin to find some redeeming quality in the designs and would have been disappointed in the designer went home.

I enjoy Aaron’s carefree genderfluid attitude to fashion, but I think it may be too limiting in the real world.  That being said, this look had good ideas but poor execution. The pants actually look like muslin and tea length pants are rarely an exciting moment, especially on the red carpet.

10. Brandon

It’s ok, and that’s the best I can say about this look.  The top is ok but the pepto skirt leaves a bit to be desired.  I am impressed he pulled this out though, considering his struggles.

9. Deyonte

Crack. Smoking. Judges. Looks like someone also designed with JC Penny in mind.  I’m sorry but as much as I tried I could not get behind this as a winning look for a red carpet challenge, and I think it stems from the 80s Boca couch print.  And the red trim on top is atrocious.  If this is the standard setter for the seasons we are not in for a treat.

8. Kudzanai

Amazing design, unresolved, and not red carpet.  I’d wear the hell out of the jacket though.  His styling is on point as well.

7. Margarita

This could have been in my top 5 without those damn shoulder loofahs.  There is interest in the back, and she clearly has both construction and draping abilities, and I’m excited to see what she can do.

6. Amy

The transformation was stunning on the runway, but the payoff wasn’t as good as I would have liked.  I wish she had mad something besides a bikini top underneath the jacket/skirt.  I am impressed with how much she got done though.

5. Claire

Dear half of the designers I’ve already mentioned, THIS^^ is how you do a VMAs look.  The ruffles with a pop of color are well thought out and I love the straps in the back.  The boddess is also incredibly well done for Project Runway, and she picked a perfect color pallet for her model.  

4. Kentaro

 The top two tiers are beautiful and everything I expect from a red carpet challenge.  The bottom looks a bit unresolved, but I like the idea of the peak-a-boo white. With a bit more time (and possibly more fabric) this could have been a real show stopper.

3. Ayana

I am really excited to see what Ayana pulls out this season, and I hop she sticks around for a while.  I felt like this one really deserved to be in the top 3, though it isn’t completely my taste with the asymmetrical placement of the lace.  This is 100% a red carpet gown.

2. Kenya

Given the judges top 3 Kenya was ROBBED.  This was by far the most red carpet garment that came down the runway.  The construction was crazy for the amount of given.  My one complaint is how the mermaid seam just seems tacked on, I think she had too much fabric down there.  Still a great look and deserved the win.

1. Michael

This is purely personal taste.  I thought the top was the most gorgeous piece on the runway this episode and pairing it with simple yet designed pants was inspired.  This easily could have gone too crazy but he showed restraint and above all that he has taste. I’m hoping that he sticks around for quite a while.

Judges Top 3: Deyonte, Kenya, Brandon

Judges Bottom 3: Shawn, Batani, ChaCha

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Perseverance: Chapter 2

Chapter 1

Genre: Angst/Suspense

Men fail much oftener from want of perseverance than from want of talent. - William Cobbett

If there was a lesson to be learned from this less than ideal situation, (Stan had to pause to laugh at that. Him? Actually learning from his mistakes? It was never going to happen.) it was that trying to cross the leader of one of the most powerful weapon and drug cartels in all of Colombia, was a very dumb idea. This was especially true when the crime lord in question also just so happened to be one of your former ‘prison buddies’, and apparently hadn’t taken much of a liking to you while you’d both been holed up in there. Oddly enough their other cellmate, a loan shark by the name of Rico, hadn’t really taken much of a liking to Stan while he’d been there either (He couldn’t imagine why, Stan personally found himself to be very likable).

Wait; speaking of Rico, didn’t he owe that guy some money?

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anonymous asked:

Lol so confused when people who are model pretty are like "No way. I never expected people to like my pics. Oh my gosh!" I'm sure you looked in the mirror when you did your makeup/ outfit. You know know you're above average.

I’m no model. But just bc you see someone and think they’re pretty doesn’t mean they always feel that way themselves. All you see are pictures. Just bc you do up your makeup doesn’t you feel great about it. Sometimes it’s a shock when people find you amazing but don’t necessarily always do. You’re with yourself everyday and others may see things that you don’t always see bc you’re so use to yourself or use to being very judgmental about yourself.

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Resqueted: no.

Words: 3123.

Storyline: You are going on a date with a guy that your friend set you up with, but it goes horrible but Niall (your waiter) helps you.

A/N: This is my first Niall imagine. Cursive writings are your thoughts.

Request anything here. | My writings.

| YN |’s p.o.v.

Tonight i have a date with one guy that my friend set me up with according to him he is husband material, but what the hell does husband material mean?. This whole thing came onto me out of nowhere, i wasn’t looking for any men to be romantically involved with, but she thought that because i have been single for more than one year, that i needed some man to be part of my life. 

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anonymous asked:

Hi! Could I like get a prefrences masterlist? That would be awesome!!

While I’m at it I would also like to explain that we are going to be leaving this blog in a little bit. So if any of you have any last requests for preferences, or imagines or whatever, now is the time! I’ll explain it more in other posts, but just a heads up that in about a week requests are going to be closed and we are going to stop writing on here. Love you guys. XX

Preferences Master List…

#1: Matching…

#2: He makes you Breakfast (YouTube inspired)…

#3: You Meet Him (Funny/Rebel)…

#4: Shirt You Buy Him…

#5: What you Word Vomit When Meet Him (Funny/Melissa)…

#6: Key Covers he Buys You…

#7: Key Covers you Buy Him…

#8: Bandages you Bought Specifically for Him…

#9: You do Something Embarrassing that He Finds Cute…

#10: Nail Art he Likes on You…

#11: At Home Date…

#12: The Other Boy(s) Think You Should Date…

#13: He brings you as His Plus One to a Wedding…

#14: He Tweets a Picture of You…

#15: Shoes he buys you…     

#16: Phone Cover you Buy Him…   

#17: Phone Cover he Buys You…

#18: You Give him the Silent Treatment…

#19: Easter Dress/Meet the Parents…

#20: Easter/Spring Treats…

#21: April Fools’…

#22: You Dance and he Reacts…

#23: Wedding Dress…

#24: He Tweets a Picture of you with his Fans…

#25: You have an Affair with Him (Requested)…

#26: You have an Affair with Him Part 2 (Requested) - His POV…

#27: He Tweets a Picture of you and your Friend(s)…

#28: Long Distance Relationship…

#29: Movie Night…

#30: He Tweets a Picture of You with his Sibling(s)…

#31: You find out/ know you can’t have kids together…

#32: You try to Seduce Him (Funny/Kristen)…

#33: He Tweets a picture of You and Your Brother…

#34: He Tweets a picture of You and Your Sister…

#35: He has Fun with your Beauty Supplies…

#36: Sports (Not your Average Preference)…

#37: You are his Celebrity Crush, You Model You (Requested)…

#38: He Finds your Tumblr…

#39: Camping…

#40: At least out loud I won’t say I’m in Love…

#41: No way, No how I won’t say it no no (His P.O.V.)…

#42: 6th Member Interview (Requested)…

#43: He Picks a Tattoo for You…

#44: The Breakup…

#45: He Tries to Cheer You Up (Funny/Jake)…

#46: The Break Up Part 2/ The Make Up (Requested) – His P.O.V…

#47: You Tweet a Picture of Bachelorette Party Shirts…

#48: Friendlier than Friends…

#49: How you Handle the Paparazzi…

#50: Breakup Gif…

#51: Sister’s Boyfriend, but Protective of You (Requested)…

#52: Your Daughter Gets her Period and You’re not Home- His POV (Requested)…

#53: Just Like Daddy…

#54: 6th Member More than Band Mates…

#55: Maternity Shirt…

#56: He Retweets Your MOH’s Picture about the Bachelorette Party…

#57: Lazy Day Shirt…

#58: Necklace he Buys You…

#59: Family Costume Party…

#60: He Tweets a Trick or Treating Picture with your Baby…

#61: Ticklish…

#62: He Convinces you to get a Small Hand Tattoo…

#63: Snowed In…

#64: Faking It With Friends (Requested)…

#65: Frenemies at the High School Reunion (Requested)…

#66: Breaking Walls (Requested)…

#67: That One Thing at Your Wedding…

#68: He has Cancer (Requested)…

#69: Valentine’s Day…

#70: He’s not Feeling Well (Requested)…

#71: Wedding Dress Shopping (Requested)…

#72: Mugged (Requested)…

#73: Just Because I’m Mad Doesn’t Mean I Stop Caring (Requested)…

#74: Masquerade (Requested)…

#75: Hospital (Requested)…

#76: Bus Breaks Down (Requested)…

#77: Cupcakes you Make Together…

#78: Boats ‘N Hoes (Requested)…

#79: You Try to Change for Him (Requested)…

#80: Just Because I’m Mad Doesn’t Mean I Stop Caring Part 2 (Requested) - His POV…

#81: How he Sleeps (Requested)…

#82: First Dance (Requested)…

#83: He Misses the Birth (Requested)…

#84: He Misses the Birth Part 2 (Requested) – His POV…

#85: 6th Member He Sticks Up for You…

#86: Fighting Feelings (Requested)…

#87: Twin Onesies…

#88: Fighting Feelings Part Two-His POV (Requested)…

#89: 6th Member Secret Love…

#90: He Tweets a Picture of You’re Creation…

#91: Your Relationship Summed Up in Gifs…

#92: Giving Yourself to Him  (Requested)…

onedirectionpreferences  asked:

Master list?:)

Master List!!!

Preferences

#1: Matching…

#2: He makes you Breakfast (YouTube inspired)…

#3: You Meet Him (Funny/Rebel)…

#4: Shirt You Buy Him…

#5: What you Word Vomit When Meet Him (Funny/Melissa)…

#6: Key Covers he Buys You…

#7: Key Covers you Buy Him…

#8: Bandages you Bought Specifically for Him…

#9: You do Something Embarrassing that He Finds Cute…

#10: Nail Art he Likes on You…

#11: At Home Date…

#12: The Other Boy(s) Think You Should Date…

#13: He brings you as His Plus One to a Wedding…

#14: He Tweets a Picture of You…

#15: Shoes he buys you…     

#16: Phone Cover you Buy Him…   

#17: Phone Cover he Buys You…

#18: You Give him the Silent Treatment…

#19: Easter Dress/Meet the Parents…

#20: Easter/Spring Treats…

#21: April Fools’…

#22: You Dance and he Reacts…

#23: Wedding Dress…

#24: He Tweets a Picture of you with his Fans…

#25: You have an Affair with Him (Requested)…

#26: You have an Affair with Him Part 2 (Requested) - His POV…

#27: He Tweets a Picture of you and your Friend(s)…

#28: Long Distance Relationship…

#29: Movie Night…

#30: He Tweets a Picture of You with his Sibling(s)…

#31: You find out/ know you can’t have kids together…

#32: You try to Seduce Him (Funny/Kristen)…

#33: He Tweets a picture of You and Your Brother…

#34: He Tweets a picture of You and Your Sister…

#35: He has Fun with your Beauty Supplies…

#36: Sports (Not your Average Preference)…

#37: You are his Celebrity Crush, You Model You (Requested)…

#38: He Finds your Tumblr…

#39: Camping…

#40: At least out loud I won’t say I’m in Love…

#41: No way, No how I won’t say it no no (His P.O.V.)…

#42: 6th Member Interview (Requested)…

#43: He Picks a Tattoo for You…

#44: The Breakup…

#45: He Tries to Cheer You Up (Funny/Jake)…

#46: The Break Up Part 2/ The Make Up (Requested) – His P.O.V…

#47: You Tweet a Picture of Bachelorette Party Shirts…

#48: Friendlier than Friends…

#49: How you Handle the Paparazzi…

#50: Breakup Gif…

#51: Sister’s Boyfriend, but Protective of You (Requested)…

#52: Your Daughter Gets her Period and You’re not Home- His POV (Requested)…

#53: Just Like Daddy…

#54: 6th Member More than Band Mates…

#55: Maternity Shirt…

#56: He Retweets Your MOH’s Picture about the Bachelorette Party…

#57: Lazy Day Shirt…

#58: Necklace he Buys You…

#59: Family Costume Party…

#60: He Tweets a Trick or Treating Picture with your Baby…

#61: Ticklish…

#62: He Convinces you to get a Small Hand Tattoo…

#63: Snowed In…

#64: Faking It With Friends (Requested)…

#65: Frenemies at the High School Reunion (Requested)…

#66: Breaking Walls (Requested)…

#67: That One Thing at Your Wedding…

#68: He has Cancer (Requested)…

#69: Valentine’s Day…

#70: He’s not Feeling Well (Requested)…

#71: Wedding Dress Shopping (Requested)…

#72: Mugged (Requested)…

#73: Just Because I’m Mad Doesn’t Mean I Stop Caring (Requested)…

#74: Masquerade (Requested)…

#75: Hospital (Requested)…

#76: Bus Breaks Down (Requested)…

#77: Cupcakes you Make Together…

#78: Boats ‘N Hoes (Requested)…

#79: You Try to Change for Him (Requested)…

#80: Just Because I’m Mad Doesn’t Mean I Stop Caring Part 2 (Requested) - His POV…

#81: How he Sleeps (Requested)…

#82: First Dance (Requested)…

#83: He Misses the Birth (Requested)…

#84: He Misses the Birth Part 2 (Requested) – His POV…

#85: 6th Member He Sticks Up for You…

#86: Fighting Feelings (Requested)…

#87: Twin Onesies…

#88: Fighting Feelings Part Two-His POV (Requested)…

#89: 6th Member Secret Love…

#90: He Tweets a Picture of You’re Creation…

#91: Your Relationship Summed Up in Gifs…

#92: Giving Yourself to Him  (Requested)…

#93: 6th Member Suspicious Twitter Conversation (Requested)…

#94: Bridesmaids’ Gifts…

#95: His Parents Walk in On You (Requested)…

#96: Pets (Requested)…

#97: Bachelor/Stag Party Tweets (Requested)…

#98: Pretty Hurts (Requested)…

#99: Too Big for Him (Requested)…

Imagines

Niall Imagine (Bianca): He Embarrasses you In Front of Friends…

Harry Imagine (Marissa): Birthday Surprise…

Harry Imagine (Carissa): You meet at a Signing…

Harry Imagine (Sam): Breaking Point…

Harry Imagine (Sam): Breaking Point Part 2…

Harry Imagine (Sam): Breaking Point Part 3…

Niall Imagine (Bre): Misunderstood…

One Direction Imagine/Preference (Kaylynn, Laura, Leah, Maya, and Molly): Wipeout…   

Niall Imagine (Hannah): Single Rider…

Niall Imagine (Gia): Meet the Horans…

Niall Imagine (y/n): Starbucks Sweethearts…

One Direction Imagine/Preference (Madison): The Bachelorette…

Harry imagine (Li): BUSted…

Niall Imagine (y/n): Falling Hard…

Harry Imagine (Alexa): Our Little Secret…

Niall Imagine (Andi): Just a Number…

Niall Imagine (Ava): I Pick You…

Louis Imagine (Brittany): My Life, My Voice, My Reason to Be …

One Direction Imagine/Preference (Kee, Ogo, Eden, Haley, Soumaya): Disaster Date…

Louis Imagine (Cathleen): Love Hate Relationship…

Harry Imagine (Anny): All Your Little Things…

Harry Imagine (Gabby): A Masquerade…

Louis Imagine (AJ): Opposites Attract…

Louis Imagine (Danielle): Staged…

Harry Imagine (Destany): I Do(n’t)…

Harry Imagine (Tannyr): You’ll be Saving Mine (His POV)…

Harry Imagine (Abbi): The Dressing Room Dilemma..,

Liam Imagine (Casey): Compatibility Game…

Zayn Imagine (Nishat): Wedding Romance…

Harry Imagine (Abbi): Take your Newborn to school…

Harry Imagine (Y/N): LAFS Radio/Love at First Sight Radio…

Harry Imagine (Y/N): Meet the Styles…

FanFic

Dirty Dishes

I was telling my family all about meeting Hayley Atwell last night, and I was explaining how she gets cast a lot in 40′s type films when someone mentioned her size.  At first I was a little worried they were going to bash her for her weight or something but it went ok and they actually made an interesting point. They started talking about how she’s not thin by todays standards and she’s obviously okay with it cause she was showing off her stomach off (like she should tbh) but how it makes sense that she plays so may roles set in the 40′s. During that time period, the way Hayley looks would have been considered drop dead gorgeous by EVERYONE. She’s what Marilyn Monroe looked like before she dyed her hair blonde. In today’s day and age though, she’s still seen as beautiful, but not in the same way. My mom made a comment along the lines of “She’s not thin. She’s your size 12 woman but she’s healthy. That’s how women are meant to look.” (Side note: I have no clue what size she actually is so don’t take that line literally. Just mean it in a round about, not size 2 way). I went on to explain how great of a role model she is because she doesn’t have your average look for a woman in the industry today and so girls and women can really relate to her. Anyways, this was sort of rambly but basically what I’m trying to say is HAYLEY’S GOT CURVES AND SHE LOOKS DAMN GOOD AND DESERVES RECOGNITION FOR THAT.

Living in a society where the “love your body” is becoming more and more popular I decided to look into a few things.

Fat is considered the “norm” now and people who are fat/over weight/curvy, whatever you consider yourself if you are this, often demands “plus sized” models so show the fat community what clothing looks great on them, that clothes can look great on them, and to focus on that being “curvy” is OK.

The above is your average plus-sized model(s).

Growing up with many over weight friends and family none of them looked like this. Most of them had their stomachs hanging over their pants, their arms had extra rolls especially in the armpit area, and back fat rolls were always there. I’m not being rude, you can’t deny that a lot of over weight people have these common factors. I had friends who said these things too and they were over weight and admitting these things. So, all I see above is big boned women with some extra weight on them.

Yet the fat community worships and praises these types of women for going out there and looking fierce and showing off those curves, and yet none of the people saying this look like these women. I have never ever seen a person in my life look like this.

Have I seen skinny women look like the skinny models you see so often? Yes, in fact I have more often than not.

I’m not saying these women don’t exist, don’t think that. I know they do. But the majority of over weight people in the world do not look like this.

So the next time you think “Oh a ‘curvy’ girl should be represented here too!” It’s probably going to be a mostly flat stomached big boned woman.

Which sets an unrealistic standard for plus-sized women.

And an even more unrealistic standard for people like myself, who are neither “plus-sized” nor “skinny” but the border line of both; the in between.

(All in all, almost everything stated here can be reversed and said the same for slender/skinny women as well.)