DM: You’re feeding a demonic creature that works for your arch-enemy?
Marjoram: He’s a messenger! You have to give messengers refreshments!
Another Player, OOC: She’s right, and that’s exactly what Marjoram would do.
DM: Okay, the imp stares at you, nibbles the cookie suspiciously, smiles, and eats the rest. Roll your cooking skill to see how good the cookie came out.
(At this point my memory breaks down, but the cookie was so good the imp added a little information about our arch-enemy’s purpose in sending the message before he left, clutching another cookie for the road. Interplanar void. Whatever.)
genre: fluff and second hand embarrassment; high school!au; drabble
pairing: namjoon x reader
summary: confessing to the smartest boy in the school shouldn’t be too hard, right? all goes well when you slip your letter of confession into his locker… or at least what you thought was his locker and not your arch enemy’s. since when did 151021 even slightly resemble 151020?
“you may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
This is the full version of my mini fic, lil
5.2k words. College!au. Min Yoongi. ft Park Jimin. Fluff.
Maybe making a deal with Yoongi to fake date for a month
and do whatever he tells you to in exchange─ isn’t your brightest idea.
“Just so you know, I don’t like you.” You defiantly
The corner of Yoongi’s lips lifts up into a half smirk,
gaze slanting your way, teasingly questioning your declaration. He tugs your
intertwined hands to his side, yanking you closer to him as well until there’s
hardly any space between the two of you.
“Likewise.” He says ever so calmly, it pisses you off.
You’re about to open your mouth to let a snarky remark
put his smug ass in place but he beats you to it.
The question brings you back to the situation at hand.
Let’s see, you’ve made a deal with the devil, namely Min Yoongi who’s always
been a tough competition in everything, you get the highest score in a test and
he gets the highest score in your best class. Technically, asking your long
term rival to pretend to be your fake boyfriend to ─how do you put it─ one up
your ex, Jimin, whose presence is always graced by a group of female students
after the rumor of the breakup made its way through campus, isn’t the best
idea. But if it’s anyone that won’t judge you for your insecurities when you
see those gorgeous girls Jimin is always seen talking to, or rather flirting
with, then it would be Yoongi.
“Absolutely not.” You breathe out, eyes widening as if
everything’s finally crashing down on you and hitting your square in the face
with a stone brick.
“Good.” He smiles playfully, almost making you forget
1 - How are you? 2 - Post a picture of yourself. 3 - Do you ever wish you were someone else? 4 - What is your entire name? 5 - How old are you? 6 - Age you get mistaken for: 7 - Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: 8 - What did you do on your last birthday? 9 - What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? 10 - What is your hair color? 11 - Have you ever dyed your hair? 12 - What is your eye color? 13 - If you could change your eye color, would you? 14 - Do you wear contacts/glasses? 15 - Your opinion about your body and how confortable you are with it: 16 - Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body? 17 - Say 8 facts about your body: 18 - Do you have any tattoos? 19 - Do you have any piercings? 20 - Left or right handed? 21 - What’s your sexual orientation? 22 - Do you drink? 23 - Do you smoke? 24 - Do you have any pets? 25 - Where do you work? 26 - Something you are working on right now: 27 - Do you have any “rules” about food? 28 - Where are you from? 29 - What would you say is your best quality? 30 - What do you think you’re really good at? 31 - What do you think you’re really bad at? 32 - What talent do you wish you’d been born with? 33 - Are you a bad person? 34 - Are you nice to everyone? 35 - Say 3 facts about your personality: 36 - Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? 37 - What is your ideal bed? Why? 38 - Do wake up cranky? 39 - Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? 40 - What do you think about the most? 41 - Share 2 habits: 42 - What you want to be when you “get older”? 43 - What are your career goals? 44 - What is your ideal career? 45 - Is your life anything like it was two years ago? 46 - Do you replay things that have happened in your head? 47 - Have you ever had an imaginary friend? 48 - Say 10 facts about your room: 49 - Do you have any phobias? 50 - Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? 51 - Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? 52 - Ever broken any bones? 53 - Ever come close to death? 54 - Things you like and dislike about yourself: 55 - A random fact about yourself: 56 - What are three things most people don’t know about you? 57 - An unknown fact about your life: 58 - Share something about yourself others might think is weird: 59 - Five weird things that you like: 60 - Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? 61 - Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? 62 - Describe yourself in one word/sentence: 63 - A quote you try to live by: 64 - A famous person you’ve been compared to: 65 - Weird things you do when you’re alone: 66 - Something you do without realising: 67 - 5 things you want to change: 68 - Someone you’d like to be for a day and why: 69 - Leave me a compliment:
70 - What is your favorite thing to do? 71 - What’s your favorite color? 72 - What’s your favorite band/singer? 73 - What’s your favorite movie? 74 - What are your favorite books? 75 - What is your favorite quote and why? 76 - What is your favorite word? 77 - What is your least favorite word? 78 - What is your favorite type of food? 79 - You favorite ice cream? 80 - What’s your favorite animal? 81 - Dogs or cats? 82 - Describe your favourite texture: 83 - What is your favorite flower? 84 - What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? 85 - What is your favorite season? 86 - What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? 87 - What are four things you can’t live without and why? 88 - Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? 89 - What’s your favorite television show? 90 - Favorite place to shop at? 91 - Say 2 facts about your favorite things:
Family, childhood and places
92 - Say 4 facts about your parents: 93 - Are you more like your mom or your dad? 94 - Do you have any siblings? 95 - Say 9 facts about your family: 96 - What’s your relationship like with your family? 97 - Say 7 facts about your childhood: 98 - The best and the worst childhood memories: 99 - Say 6 facts about your home town: 100 - Are you going out of town soon? 101 - Where would you like to live? 102 - What would your dream house be like? 103 - Where would you go on your dream vacation? 104 - Where you want to be right now? 105 - Top three places to visit:
106 - Would you ever smile at a stranger? 107 - Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? 108 - Who is someone you never tire of? 109 - Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? 110 - Who is your most loyal friend? 111 - Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? 112 - If your best friend died, what would you do? 113 - Something you’ve lied about. 114 - Have you ever felt replaced? 115 - Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s):
116 - The last person you hugged? 117 - Story of your first kiss? 118 - Do you like kissing in public? 119 - Have you ever kissed someone older than you? 120 - You have a preference for boys or girls? 121 - Is the male or female body closest to perfection? 122 - 5 things that irritate you about the same sex/opposite sex. 123 - Do you believe in love at first sight? 124 - Do you believe in soul mates? 125 - What is your idea of the perfect date? 126 - Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend: 127 - What is the first thing you noticed in someone? 128 - Are looks important in a relationship? 129 - What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? 130 - What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? 131 - Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? 132 - Five guys/girls whom you find attractive: 133 - Do you have a crush on anyone? 134 - A description of the girl/boy you like: 135 - Say 1 fact about the person your like: 136 - If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 137 - When was the last time you told someone you loved them? 138 - Do you think someone has feelings for you? 139 - Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 140 - Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? 141 - Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? 142 - Anyone you’re giving up on? 143 - Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? 144 - Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? 145 - Have you ever liked one of your best friends? 146 - Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? 147 - Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? 148 - Is there someone you will never forget? 149 - Say five ways to win your heart: 150 - What turns you on? 151 - What turns you off? 152 - What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? 153 - What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? 154 - What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? 155 - Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Have you had one written for you? 156 - What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? 157 - Are you in love? 158 - Are you in a relationship? 159 - If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 160 - Are relationships ever worth it? 161 - Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 162 - Can you commit to one person? 163 - Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? 164 - Do you ever want to get married? 165 - Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? 166 - Future names of your children: 167 - Do you get jealous easily? 168 - The last time you felt jealous, and why? 169 - What is your definition of cheating? 170 - Have you ever been cheated on? 171 - Do you forgive betrayal? 172 - Have you ever cheated on someone? 173 - Why did your last relationship fail? 174 - Things you want to say to an ex: 175 - A description of the person you dislike the most: 176 - If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? 177 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 178 - How long was your longest relationship? 179 - You’ll love me if… 180 - Share a relationship story:
Music, movies and books
181 - How often do you listen to music? 182 - What kind of music you like? 183 - Do you like to dance? 184 - What was the first concert/show you attended? 185 - Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? 186 - Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: 187 - A song that’s been stuck in your head: 188 - Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: 189 - A book you want to read/have recently read: 190 - Describe your dream library: 191 - Last movie you just watched: 192 - Do you like watching what type of movies?
Situations and crazy things
193 - You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? 194 - What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? 195 - If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? 196 - You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? 197 - If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? 198 - If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? 199 - If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 200 - You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? 201 - If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? 202 - What is the first curse word that comes to mind? 203 - What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… 204 - Halloween costume idea? 205 - How you’d spend ten thousand bucks? 206 - Press ctrl+v and post: 207 - Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why. 208 - 5 things within touching distance: 209 - A drunken story: 210 - What are you supposed to be doing right now? 211 - Currently wanting to see anyone? 212 - Why you follow me? 213 - If you met me what would you do? 214 - YOU have to leave me a random/ridiculous question: 215 - YOU have to leave me a cute message:
Opinions and beliefs
216 - Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now? 217 - Do you believe in fate/destiny? 218 - What you wish for on 11:11? 219 - Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm? 220 - Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? 221 - What is your religion, if any? 222 - Would you go against your moral code for money? 223 - What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind? 224 - How important you think education is? 225 - If you were the president, what would you do? 226 - If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? 227 - Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial? 228 - If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? 229 - Which movie character do you most identify with and why?
Feelings and Others
230 - Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? 231 - Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance: 232 - Say 5 things you love unconditionally: 233 - What motivates you in life? 234 - Something that you’re proud of: 235 - Five words/phrases that make you laugh: 236 - Share the story of something that makes you smile: 237 - Something you always think “what if…” about: 238 - What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? 239 - Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life: 240 - Something/someone that you miss: 241 - Are you over your past? 242 - What is your saddest memory? 243 - One of the hardest moments in your life: 244 - Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? 245 - What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? 246 - What was your most embarrassing moment? 247 - Share one of your fears/insecurities: 248 - Something you’re currently worrying about: 249 - Have you done something you regret very much? 250 - If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be? 251 - Does anyone hate you? 252 - Do you hate anyone? 253 - Lyrics that apply to your current situation/mood. 254 - Are you good at hiding your feelings? 255 - What’s something you hide about your personality? 256 - How do you approach social situations? 257 - Are you a social or an antisocial person? 258 - Are you an introvert or an extrovert? 259 - Do you care if people talk badly about you? 260 - How do you deal with criticism? 261 - How you hope your future will be like? 262 - What’s something that scares you about the future? 263 - Five items you lust after: 264 - One thing you’re excited for: 265 - Describe the most terrifying/strangest/beautiful dream you’ve ever had: 266 - Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? 267 - Who is your celebrity crush? 268 - Make a confession:
everyone in the world was born with heterochromia. one of their eyes is their own colour while the other is your soulmate’s eye colour. when you look into their eyes for the first time your eyes turn back to their natural colour.
so imagine going to a show and making eye contact with while he’s on stage performing. watching his eye tun back to their original colour as he watches yours turn back to your original eye colour.
the first thing you hear your soulmate say is tattoed onto your skin at that moment.
imagine walking down the street and bumping shoulders with someone. as you say ‘watch it’, you hear the person say ‘holy cheesepuffs’. both of you double over in pain as a searing pain rips through your forearms. turning around and noticing the tattoo. both of you recalling the words that had been spoken just moments earlier. both of you imagining your futures.
whenever you draw something on your skin, it shows up on your soulmate’s skin. every paint stain and pen mark.
before getting ready for school you drew a complicated pattern of flowers, lines and circles on your skin. for no reason, you simply had time. you walked into school that day assuming it was going to be normal but fate had other plans. you were called into the office to show around the new student in your grade. as you walked in, you couldn’t see the boy’s face but you noticed the pattern on his arm, the exact same thing you drew that morning. as the receptionist saw you she spoke “(y/n) (l/n) meet corbyn besson, the student you are going to be showing around”. as she finished you thought ‘and the kid i’m going to spend the rest of my life with’
your heart starts to glow when you first touch your soulmate.
imagine being arch enemies with jack. if you have a class together, you sit at the opposite ends of the classroom. if you were partnered up in a class, both of you were willing to fail the class then work together. yup. that is how much you hated each other but the problem was your parents were great friends, so you were around each other a lot of the time. everything was fine until it came to a get together your families’ had. You both were standing in front of each other arguing about which band was better. metallica or linkin park. but you didn’t see ava barreling towards as she ran away from a bee. ava ran right into you, pushing you into jack. suddenly you realized a glow in jack’s chest right where his heart would be and jack noticed your glow. one thought ran through both your heads’ “why him/her?”
everyone is born with a step counter on their wrist. counting down to the number of steps they have to take to reach their soulmate. the number changes based on where in the world you were at.
it was another normal weekend for your family. your family was going to dinner with another one of your parents’ friends. your parents kept reassuring you “mr. and mrs. seavey have a kid your age” but that didn’t help. you walked into the restaurant that day, ready to fake smiles and act like you care. what you didn’t know when you walked to the reserved table was that your counter had been nearing zero with each step. hearing your footsteps a boy who seemed about your age turned around and locked eyes with you. as your eyes locked you felt a tingle up your arm. looking down you saw that your counter had reached zero. that was it. you had met the love of your life.