Here’s Legend’s Strip Poker headcanons.. because why not?
Len is the slippery bitch with that “oh I just have SO MANY LAYERS to take off” for Strip Poker
Mick is scarily ready and okay with stripping, and honestly? He doesn’t even wear much. There’s a good chance he’ll end up in his underwear a lot.
Sara just doesn’t care. She lost the round? Bam, she’s shirtless, fine. Canary don’t give a shit.
Ray is weirdly calm the entire time (until Len catches him counting cards and when he stops, he’s quickly down to his underwear
“You dirty bastard” Len says with a smirk “You’re counting cards.”
“What? No I’m not!” Sara glares at him
“I don’t!” he looks pleadingly at Mick, Mick laughs
“You got caught, Boy Scout, give it up.”)
Nate’s just fucking weirdly lucky, but yet for some reason no one questions it. Stop fucking winning, Nate.
No one lets Jax play.
Martin doesn’t want to play.
Rip gets sucked into this during the 5th game because “Why not” and Sara
called him a chicken ‘pleaded’.
Amaya decides after watching the first game to join because “This’ll be fun” and she wins the first game she played and all she took off was the fucking totem.
Sara gets up after Game 3 to ‘go to the bathroom’ and comes back and has a shit ton of hidden knives and jewelry shit on her after Amaya’s necklace gab and Len’s layers gab. Because if they’re gonna be little shits, she’s joining in on the fun.
Finally, Nate gets caught sleeveing cards when he has to take his jacket off(that he specifically put on to sleeve cards) because he drops the one he was moving discreetly to somewhere else. (”So it WASN’T luck!” Ray antagonizes.
“Oh shut up, you were counting cards.”
“You both cheat more than Len and Mick do.” Sara says incredulously.
“Do not!” They shout ask Sara, Amaya, Len, and Mick all smirk. Because ironically, it’s totally and completely true.
Unless there’s money on the table. That’s a whole other story.)
Sorry I put too much thought into Strip Poker. (Something I never thought I’d say.)