not what your dad wants to know

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!!

i’ve been working on this for a while and i just read it again and i’m into it! please let me know what you think/want for this bucky au! let me know!!


the united states political system was a mess. you’ve know that practically since you were born. your father always held a respected spot in the us government, but a respected spot wasn’t good enough. no, he wanted the respected spot in the government. your dad wants to be the president of the united states of america. you stood behind your father, during the first speech to launch his campaign, just like you have your whole life. for your whole 21 years of life, you’ve been trained to be the perfect daughter. shake hands and smile at every new person you meet. always talk to little kids. kiss babies. be a roll model for little girls. be what young boys want to marry. be the stereotypical washington bimbo. keep your head up, shoulders back, wave to everyone, never show fear. you remember that’s what’s your father told you when you were only 6 years old after he was announced a congress man and he was making his first appearance with his new job title. your whole life has been pearl necklaces, tight dresses, high heels, and built of self-esteem from the people around you. you were truly blessed to have the parents you have, and not because of the job titles. they cared deeply for you. as often as you believed you were just some puppet to make voters fall in love with your family, you were told how loved you are. your dad never went to a day of work without making you breakfast and kissing you on the cheek. no matter how busy he was he always made time for his little girl.


running for any position in government created tension with anybody. your father was adored by most, but also hated. but there was nobody that despises your father more than George Barnes. The two men have been on opposite sides for anything they have worked on throughout their long careers. George Barnes announced that he was running for president the same night your father was. your father automatically assumed someone had spilled with news to someone on George’s team, so he fired his whole staff and hired a new one. George had a son, James or Bucky, who was an only child just like yourself. anyone would just assume they two of you hated each other due to the rivalry between your fathers, but that was far from the truth.


Bucky collapsed beside you, coming down from his high. the two of you were a tangled mess in the sheets of Bucky’s hotel room bed. as the your breathing slowed down, you two looked at each other and smiled. Bucky placed his hand behind your head and pulled you in for a kiss then pulled you into his warm body and kissed your forehead. this was your favorite place to be, right in Bucky’s arms. the stress of the election, the news, the world, slipped away when Bucky’s arms wrapped around your waist.


“i love you.” he spoke, softly. he was running his hands through his hair, trying to fix it, while he spoke. his bright blue eyes looked right into yours and you smiled softly.


“i love you too.” your head was laid on his chest and you rubbed your hand over his upper body.


Bucky kept a smile on his face while he thought about you two. when you first met at a debate you two instantly clicked and snuck away. he was surprised to see an edgy side to you since the media had always pegged you as miss. perfect role model. but when you were on your knees for him in the men’s bathroom he knew they had no idea. Bucky had always envied you. Envied you in the way that your family didn’t use you as a pawn in their political game. You were useful to your father at all times, you guys had a relationship. Bucky was only useful to George when he needed to look good. Bucky never wanted this, the lime light. It stripped him away from having the most important things in his life. He couldn’t go anywhere alone, always needing a bodyguard or two. He couldn’t have two seconds of peace in his own home. The most important thing he couldn’t have, which a dearly wanted, was a real relationship with you. Bucky believed in love like no other. His mother had always told him wonderful stories about her and his father when they were young, ‘the good old days’ she’d call it, before George lost time for love. Bucky saw his own mother’s heart slowly break and he did not want his life to be like this. He wants to run away with you, run from all this stress, and be with you. The love of his life.


you lift your head up and place it in the palms of your hands. “what are you thinking about darling?” you ask.


he looks at your face. it still has the same effect on him now like it did almost a year ago. to him, you’re always glowing, constantly radiating light. you give everyone around you the sense of joy. Bucky, from the moment he met you, knew you were something special to him. he wanted you to be his wife, the mother of your children, the one he grew old with.


“you, my love. i’m always thinking about you.” he turned and looked at you. he kissed your forehead.


“i’d love to stay like this all day, but i have a dinner to get to with some new investors in the campaign.” you untangled yourself from his grasp and stood up, beginning to collect you clothes.


“off to play daddy’s little princess, are we?” Bucky smirked and you playfully rolled your eyes. “could you imagine what daddy would think of his little girl if he saw you like this?”


you rolled your eyes at Bucky’s comment as you fixed your hair back into a tight top knot. you rummaged through your makeup bag, which you always kept with you whenever you’d be with Bucky, and touched up your lipstick and mascara.

My headcanon about Quackerjack.

Do you ever noticed how tall that duck and his “strange” beak?

In childhood i notice one thing. He’s really big duck, and his beak remind me of pelicans. I just thinking he’s mix of duck and pelican.

Just look at his height!

Most time he don’t straighten his back at some moments in cartoon.

Yeah i know about chickens and etc. Birbs characters who was tall. But we talk only ducks in DD fandom and Quackerjack is really tall.

And i want tell my things about this.

Like, maybe Jack’s parents - Dad-Duck and Mom-pelican? And they have, what they have.

Thanks for your attention✨

Thats all.

P.s. sorry about my bad english. Not 1 language.

Rachel Amber questions that I NEED answers to:

- Why does Rachel Amber want to leave Arcadia Bay so badly?

- Why so suddenly “inspired” and interested in Chloe?

- What are her true motives?

- What does she truly want that she is willing to dance so close to death? And sadly not make it

- Why did she have to pretend her whole life? ex. when Chloe tells he ‘I don’t know how long I can keep this up’ she replies ‘try doing it your whole life’

- What was the deal with her and her dad before she found out he was “cheating”? ex. when Chloe and her were having “therapy” and was asked ‘what’s it like being the daughter of something something’ and her reply was simply ‘it sucks’

Can someone just explain? I find her extremely mysterious, hot, and complex. I can’t seem to decipher her.

(have a gif set of most Rachel Amber emotions that I could find for your troubles)

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Ehren: What’s up Frankie?

Frankie: I was looking for the bathroom but your house is so big…

Frankie: Wow! Mr. Ehren did you paint this awesome superhero painting?!

Ehren: I did!

Frankie: I wish my mom did cool stuff like this, she’s never home and when she is she’s sleeping or something… 

Ehren: Frankie, is it just you and your mom at home? 

Frankie: Yeah, my dad left one day because he said mom was problematic… I don’t know what any of that means but I haven’t seen him since….

Ehren: Frankie, do you want that painting?

Frankie: REALLY?!

Ehren: It’s all yours

Frankie: Thank you, thank you!

anonymous asked:

Not trans specific but, I wante to come out to my parents but it's difficult as I'm foster care. Usually I would be able to see them, but my mom has recently went missing and my dad is in jail and honestly I want to throw up

Hey there, I’m sorry your family situation is so rough. I know what it’s like to have a different family situation with parents missing periodically and people in jail and whatnot l, so i really do understand your situation. If you have your dad’s inmate number and location you can write him a letter and hope he responds. Or if you’re on his phone call list and he calls you, you can tell him then. The same goes for if you’re able to visit. (this is all assuming you have contact with him in one way or another- I know that there are situations where thats not the case). If you don’t have contact, waiting until he gets out if that’s something that will happen can work, but that’s hard to do. As for your mom, there’s nothing you can really do if she’s missing. When and if she does turn up again, getting her to come talk to you is a good idea. Also if you know of places she usually disappears to you can try calling there or sending a letter there if that’s a safe option. You will find a way to do it. Hang in there

-Emmett

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That evening Scarlett heard a familiar voice at the door…

Scarlett: “Oh Dad?! Umm what are you doing here?”

Charles: “Sweetie your brother phoned me last night to say you had arrived here. Me and your mother were going out of our minds not knowing where you were. I know that you desperately wanted to pursue your dream job and your mother didn’t have the best reaction to the news. But, princess you shouldn’t have left without saying a word”

Richie Tozier- unproblematic gay boi

- go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole

- ROCK WAR

- welcome to the losers club, asshole

- can only virgins see this fucking clown?

- beep beep Richie

- did you want one from me too Mrs. Kaspbrak?

- do you know what staph infection is? / I’ll show you staph infection !

- look at this motherfucker! he’s leaking hamburger helper !

- is she hot? / no, she is not hot Richie !

- I’m glad I got to meet you before you died

- I heard the list was as long as my wang / that’s not saying much (Stan)

- are those birth control pills ? / yeah, I was saving them for your sister

- what’s gray water ? / it’s basically piss and shit

- doesn’t smell like caca to me señor !

- do you share the same bathroom as your mother?

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Sometimes a Family is One Daughter and Her Eight Dads

“You told me not to make a big deal but you seem to have forgotten that my entire mission in life is to make a big deal out of your accomplishments. So consider this your graduation party. Surprise!”

“Dad, everyone’s here!”

“Well yeah, everyone wanted to come and support you.”

“Is that… a mac and cheese… bar?”

“Sure is. Fully customizable, down to the type of mac. And there’s an ice cream cake. The good kind with the crunchies in the middle.”

“I… don’t know what to say.”

“Don’t say anything. Just go have fun with your pals, alright? I’m so proud of you, Amanda.”

ashen-tax  asked:

My step dad is supportive of me being a trans guy but he just doesn’t really get it? Like he’ll say stuff like “well you still have a girls body so right now you’re a girl.” But that’s not how it works? I don’t know how to explain it to him any other way.

Tell him that gender is decided by your mind, not your body. So if you are a boy, you have a boys body. It doesn’t matter what parts it has. And you can always change that if you want to. If also maybe find a YouTube video to show him explaining what it means to be transgender. Chase Ross has some good videos in his Trans 101 playlist, I would link you but my app keeps crashing, I’m sorry. Good luck!

-Emmett

first impressions - peter parker x reader

w/c: 838

warnings: none!!

Could you do a peter x stark!reader where he comes over to get a look around and the ( homeschooled ) reader walks in in a croptop and tony complains like “ you know I don’t like you wearing that shirt bc it’s too ” and she interrupts notrlly caring “ revealing Ik ” and grabs an apple and turns to a nervous peter and says “ sup hot stuff ” and bites it then winks and leaves ? You can finish the rest. Sorry it’s so specific ❤️ 😂

a/n: i got this request ages ago and i really loved it but i just got the motivation to do it so here it is! i hope you all enjoy!

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To say Peter was nervous to visit the Avengers compound was an understatement. Especially because this time he would actually be getting the tour, not just brought in for five minutes to be offered a job as an Avenger. As he rode in the car with Happy on the way there, a million thoughts rushed through his head. What if I break something? What if I go into an area that I shouldn’t go into? What if I accidentally say something rude to one of the Avengers? And then, as if his anxiety couldn’t get any worse, he remembered that Mr. Stark had a daughter that lived at the compound: you.

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Maybe More Than Friends (Peter Parker x Stark!Reader)

Word Count: 4,729

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: After Peter joined the Avengers, you were basically forced into spending a lot of time with him, being that your father is being that your father is the Tony Stark. Your relationship starts off fairly innocent being as Peter was fairly shy around you, and not to mention that Tony had strictly forbid you two from dating. But despite your best efforts, the sexual tension between you two is undeniable. And one night while the rest of the Avengers are out on a mission, leaving you and Peter alone, the sexual tension comes to a peak. Peter is 18 in this fic.

Warnings: Extreme fluff. Language. Smut smut smut

You remember the first time you met Peter Parker. It was embarrassing, to say the least.

It was a pretty unexpected meetup. You didn’t even know that he was in the tower. You were working in the lab with another one of your dad’s employees, helping design a suit for the new Avengers recruit, Spiderman. It was your first major job, and you were so focused that you hadn’t even noticed when your dad and Peter walked in.

“Hey, Y/N, meet the new recruit, Peter. Peter, meet Y/N, my daughter.” Tony said loudly as he entered the lab, startling you and making you hit your head on the wall.

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Dadzawa thought of the day

At one of the first few UA Sports festivals Aizawa is a teacher for, he puts Shinsou on his shoulders so that his son can see the games. It’s Shinsou’s first experience seeing so many heroes (and potential heroes) in one place, and he’s really excited. Aizawa spoils him with a hero mask and fun treats.

When Shinsou excitedly yells that he wants to be in the festival too, Aizawa laughs and tells his son, “Absolutely. Do you want to be a hero, Hitoshi?”

“I wanna be the best hero! Like you, dad!”

Aizawa can’t help but feel immensely proud and full of sappy, fatherly emotions. But, it’s tainted by an ever-present layer of sadness, knowing his son’s quirk will make getting into the hero program at UA difficult, if not nigh impossible.

“If you want to be the best hero, that’s exactly what you’ll be, Hitoshi.”

I’ll do whatever I can to make sure your dreams come true.

you know what? we have fics for nonbinary virgil and logan.

but give me nonbinary patton.

patton who’s proud to be a parent but dad and father don’t sound right.

patton who doesn’t research anything but can’t help but to wonder and wonder and wonder

patton who is so accepting of everyone no matter what but isn’t sure if nonbinary is the right word and not wanting to be wrong

patton who eventually goes by nonbinary because hey, might as well not be hypocritical and try things out, right?

but give me nonbinary roman.

roman who doesn’t mind he/him pronouns

roman who’s proud of being masculine but boy and male and man make him feel like both romeo and juliet in act 5 scene 3

roman who will fight anyone who misgenders his friends but limits himself to snide comments when he’s belittled himself

roman who names himself after an empire

give me roman and patton bonding and picking names and protecting each other

Imagine being Dean’s daughter and announcing to him that you are dating Jack.

“Him?” Dean’s rough voice broke the heavy silence that had set between the two of you “You are dating him?” he all-but-growled as he stared deeply in your eyes.

“Well, I- I wouldn’t say exactly dating yet, he’s not that familiar with the term and I’m-”

“Yet?!” Dean exclaimed, his voice coming slightly high-pitched “Yet? You mean this will keep going on?!”

“Well, yes dad of course it is!” you huffed, rolling your eyes “That’s why I am telling you, because this is actually important to me. And maybe Jack doesn’t quite understand the terms yet but I know that his feelings are real, that all of this between him and I is real as well.”

“Which again brings me back to my original question: Him?!” he looked at you with so much shock it made you groan and cross your arms over your chest.

“Will you try to be a little less surprised, please? I thought you’d be a little less shocked at your daughter-”

“Dating the son of Lucifer? Oh yeah!” he cut you off full of sarcasm and a hint of angst “Why the hell would I ever mind that (Y/n)?!”

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Best Birthday - Smut

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Author: @dumbass-stilinski
Rating: NSFW 18+
Pairing: Dylan O’Brien/Reader
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AN: Okay I’m late I’m sorry! This fic was to celebrate my favorite little nugget’s 26th birthday. It would have been here sooner but they just wouldn’t stop having sex? Sorry, not sorry.


You woke up, your boyfriend’s firm body pressed against your back, and you sighed in delight. You were so glad he was home, finally, after being away for so long with his hectic schedule. His nose was pressed against your shoulder, his deep, even breaths tickling along your skin. You pulled his arm tighter around your waist, and settled back, your eyes sliding shut as you tried to go back to sleep.

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I had too much banana milk and I saw this amazing picture of this 80s guy wearing a shirt with this text and holding a cockatoo and all I could think of was maglor… in whatever universe, to me, maglor would be this… the luxury chemise guy

Meeting the Family

Prompt: Batfam meets Batmom’s large extended family

AN: I interrupt our string of votes to bring you an actual story. Enjoy!

Words: 1490


          You’re more than a little surprised when your brother walks through your office door. Though not technically an employee of Wayne Enterprises, your office space is still in the building, just one of the perks of your husband owning the building. That also means your security is top notch, and well, you haven’t seen anyone from your family in about ten years.

          All of this is what’s running through your mind as your brother, your baby brother just stands there and fidgets. “You’re still drifting off I see.”

          You shrug and point to one of the chairs, on the opposite side of the room. There’s several minutes of silence, as you take in the changes on your brother, before you ask, “What are you doing here, Ricky?”

          “Mom’s in the hospital … It’s bad. She wants to see you.”

          That takes you by surprise. Your fight was never with your mother; it was just a side effect of the war with your father. “What’s wrong?”

          He shrugs. “Kidney failure, she wants to come off treatment. She won’t listen to anyone. The doctors say she still has a chance you know. If she continues her treatments, and waits for a transplant. Either way she wants to see you.” You open your mouth to say something but he stops you “This isn’t about dad, it’s about mom. The fight wasn’t with her, it wasn’t with any of us but dad. It was you who chose to leave. It was you who cut us off.”

          You nod. “You’re right, I did.”

          “She’s your mother, and she’s dying. You should see her.”

          “I won’t make any promises.”

          Your brother stares at you for a moment before laying an envelope on the table, and walking out.

          You debate on going for several days. Bruce is out of town on business for the week, and the boys are all gone as well. It’s just you and Alfred in the manor. And while the butler doesn’t pry he does acknowledge something is wrong.

          It all comes out two nights later about the fight that separated you from your family. The fight that ended up leading you to Bruce. The fight that led the two of you to each of the boys. “It’s weird how a fight that, at that time, nearly ended my world, led me to a brand new one. One I wouldn’t change for the world. “

          Alfred just smiles. “If you called Master Bruce he’d return home to go with you.”

          You shake your head. “No, I think this is something I need to do alone.”

          You’re packed and out the door several hours later. You catch a last minute flight, and you just go. It’s nearly midnight when you get to the hospital, suitcase in tow. You follow the nurse to her room. She leaves you at the door with instructions, to try and not wake her. You agree and slip into the room.

          Your eyes focus on the woman in the bed. She looks frail, and much too thin. Her hair though is still brushed, and delicately styled, your sister’s doing no doubt. And she’s dressed in nice looking pajamas.

          You prop your suitcase against the wall and move to the chair beside her bed. You just sit there staring at her. You study the changes and with a feeling of sadness you realize she’s actually gotten older, not old, just older. At the same time, it hits you. You’ve gotten older too. You have a husband, and kids now. You have a successful business. Things have changed not only for you, but for them as well.

At some point in the night, you turn to a book. You’re nearly halfway through when a voice whispers, “You always did have your nose in a book. Couldn’t get enough of them. You’d always beg her for one more chapter when she’d read to you before bed.”

You book mark your page and turn towards the voice. Your father is still very much like how you remembered him. He’s tall, and wide, but his hair has a lot more gray in it now, and there are more lines along his face.

He gestures with his head and you follow him out. “I didn’t expect you to come.”

You cross your arms. “I wasn’t completely sure I would myself.”

“She’ll be happy to see you.” You just acknowledge the statement with a nod. “I suppose we need to talk.”

You shrug, suddenly feeling like that twenty something again. “I don’t see why. We both said all we needed to all those years ago.”

He looks you in the eye and says, “I want to make things right.”

“I don’t know if I’m ready for that.”

“It’s been ten years.”

“And a lot has changed in those years. Right now, I’m here for Mom.”

“Which means you’re here for me. She wanted you here so we could settle things. She wanted to make sure that you had your family in case something went wrong, or something went right. She wanted you to have us around for when you got married, when you have kids. She’s terrified you’ll be alone.”

“And what do you want?” You ask. He just looks at you confused. You shrug and say, “So far everything has been about what Mom wants. What do you want?”

He stares at you for a minute before he says “I want my daughter back.”

You nod. “Small steps. This was a good first one.”

Without another word, you slip back into the room. Your father is right behind you and he takes the seat on the opposite side of the bed. Neither of you say anything, but you don’t go back to your book either.

          Your mother wakes up at about eight in the morning. She opens her eyes and she comes to life. There’s tears when she sees you, and a lot of saying sorry on both your parts. Your father just watches. You take her hand and don’t let go for several hours.

          Over the next several days you see a lot of family you haven’t seen in a long time. Some greet you with smiles, others with nods. Overall, you spend a lot of time with your mother and siblings. Things start looking up, and then suddenly something happens. No one’s quite sure what, but suddenly her blood pressure starts to drop, and you’re pushed out of the room, as she’s rushed back to emergency surgery.

          You’re a bit disoriented, as you watch the family surround each other. You consider joining in, but they’ve formed this little cocoon, and you can’t help but feel there isn’t a place for you there anymore.

          You watch from the outside, your arms wrapped around yourself. Till a noise you’d know anywhere hits your ears. A very tired looking Bruce rounds the corner, with the boys trailing after him. Dick and Jason are on the lookout for you while Tim and Damian bicker about something.

          You smile as Bruce’s eyes lock onto you. You meet him halfway, and he pulls you into an embrace. That feeling of safeness washes over you, and you allow the tears to come. Bruce guides you away from your family and suddenly the boys are all trying to reach you.

          They’ve never seen you cry, and you imagine it’s a bit unsettling for them. You hug and kiss each of them, before explaining the situation. Bruce disappears, and once you’ve collected yourself, they go with you back to the waiting room.

          You can see the curious looks on your family’s faces. And you do your best to smile and say, “Everyone, these are my sons. This is Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian. And my husband Bruce will be along any minute.”

          Almost if by magic, Bruce appears and says, “I’ve got her moved to a better hospital room, a private room. Not a private room, that can be turned into a semi private hospital. I’ve also called Lee, she’s flying in to take a look, and she has some recommendations for doctors that might be able to help her a bit more until she comes up on the transplant list.”

          Before you can even say ‘thank you’, your brother says, “And where the hell is all that money coming from?”

          Bruce just raises an eyebrow and says, “Me. I suppose I should introduce myself. I’m Y/N’s husband, Bruce Wayne. I’ve take care of her medical bills, everything is settled. And my company donates quite a bit of money to this hospital every year, so they’ve comped the private room. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to get my wife something to eat.”

          Without another word he begins guiding you down the hallway, the boys following behind, with smiles on their faces; and you can’t help but smile, because your family is right here with you.

Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):

Summary: Just dating Peter… and being Tony’s daughter.

Authors Note: This was highly requested in the comments and I really enjoyed making the last one, so here ya  go! <3

Warning(s): swearing and deadpool (again)


Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):

•y'all “tis about to get wilD


•you and peter have a stable relationship™

-y'all don’t really fight

-if you do it’s something stupid

-“I CANT BELIEVE YOU ATE THE LAST BROWNIE, THE AUDACITY, I AM DISGUSTED, YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS ATROCIOUS”

-“ I’m lactose intolerant Peter”

-“YOU ARE A TERRIBLE- wait you are?!?!”

-“HAHAHA SIKE” *cue you running away with the last brownie*


•Tony usually mediates your fights.

-he doesn’t want his spiderlings to be sad.

-not good for his representation in the ‘approving dad’ world

-“(Y/N) I suggest you give Peter back his brownie”

-“I ate it”

-*tony giving you the scolding parent look*

-“what do you want me to do? Shit it out?”

-*cap bursts through the door* “LANGUAGE (Y/N)


•peter still uses pickup lines on you

-“my Spidey sense isn’t the only thing that’s tingling”

-“peter do you know what that means?

-“yes it means I feel all tingly and happy when I’m around you”

-“BOiIi”

-he clearly gets these from Wade


•peter going on dad dates with Tony

-“I can’t believe you remembered our anniversary”

-“I could never forget it Mr Stark”

-“um Peter…you’re dating me?”

-“This is an A B conversation (Y/N) leave”

-your dad and Peter have probably been on more dates with each other than Peter has with you.


•you and peter are always together

-the avengers freak out when you aren’t.

-“WHERE IS THE LOCATION OF BROTHER PETER?? HAS HE JOINED THE DECEASED??? I SHALL AVENGE YEE MAN OF SPIDER”

-“Thor chill… he went to the bathroom”


•Peter always has his hands on you

-whether it’s holding hands, or he’s touching your shoulder, wrapping his arms around your waist.

-he likes to know that you’re always there.


•hUgS frOm BehInD

-y'all this is the only time Peter feels like he’s the big spoon

-he’ll rest his chin on your head and your back will be pressed to his chest

-aw™


•peter using his height to his advantage

-he’ll hide your things in high places

-so you call for help

-usually ends in you standing on him to get what you want.


•HICKieS yO

-it happened when you first showed Peter your room

-Tony told you to leave the door open but y'all didn’t let that bother you ;)

-“YOU HAVE TAINTED MY YOUNG PETER HE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”

-“ father why do you not express this concern for me”

-“it’s because you’re the devils spawn”


•finally perfecting that spiderman kiss

-“WE FINALLY DID IT”

-“HELLS YEAH”

-“how do I get down?”

- *cue peter’s web snapping*


•stealing Peter’s clothes

-old and new

-he leaves a sweater at your place?

-BAM it’s yours

-buys a new shirt?

-BaM It’s yours

-he eventually runs out of clothes

-Tony buys him a new wardrobe


•having a meme group chat with Ned

-sending memes about spiderman

-peter regrets introducing you to Ned


•going on dates to the zoo

-Peter taking pictures of you admiring things

-a passerby reports Peter to the security guard for looking like a creep

-your dad has to bail peter out


•whenever peter loses you in a large group of people he always knows how to find you.

-“yo Pete where’s your girlfriend?”

-“hold on one sec” *shakes wallet*

-“DID I HEAR MONEY?!?!”

-“found her”


•spoiling peter bc you’re filthy rich and he deserves the world

-“happy birthday baby!!”

-“(Y/N) is that a car???”

-*you smiling uncontrollably*

-”(Y/N) I can’t drive’’

-’’Its a keepsake’’ 


•convincing your dad to take peter on missions.

-instantly regretting it bc peter is a soft boi who needs protection.

-“If you die on this mission, I will kill you”

-updating the suit bc you must protec™

-“I’ve added extra padding to your suit to soften any falls”

-he literally cannot breathe now


•accidentally admitting that Tom Holland is your celebrity crush.

-“but we look exactly alike??”

-“don’t be ridiculous Peter, you look nothing alike”

•dates to museums and science exhibitions

-watching peter nerd out

-v cute™


•going out with Liz and Michelle for girls nights

-peter dropping in on you as part of ‘patrol’

-almost activating ‘instant kill mode’ when a guy talks to you


•you putting on the suit just to talk to Karan

-“am I the only one that thinks Peter smells like avocado? Like does he even eat avocado?”

-“I too have detected this unusual scent Ms Stark”


•Peter freaks tf out when you get sick

-like mental break down freak out

-he googles your symptoms

-which means he always thinks your dying.

-“I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SOUP YOU LIKED SO I BROUGHT ALL OF THEM USING YOUR DADS CREDIT CARDS”

-he brought like 50 tins of soup

-will not let you leave his sight

-“Peter I need to take a dump”

-“I’ll come with you”


•Wade is always crashing your dates

-he thinks you guys are friends

-“Wade will you ever leave us alone?”

-“Of course Peetie! When (Y/N)’s father accepts my adoption papers”

-“Why would a grown ass man need adopting?”

-“It’s to fund my expensive lifestyle”

-Wade also steals Peter’s wallet so he has an excuse to come along.

-eventually getting a restraining order on Wade.


•Star Wars marathons

-you thinking Luke Skywalker is hot

-Peter getting jealous

-he dresses up like Luke the next day.


•he finds your old spiderman fan account on tumblr

-when he does he just stares at you smugly from across the room.

-“what?”

-“oh nothing” ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

-he starts texting you the ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) face.

-“so you bet spiderman is one sexy specimen under that mask?“ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

-you want to die

-"I will delete you from my life”


•going to Starbucks for your anniversary dates


•peter insisting you have him on speed dial just incase anything happens

-you mostly use it to get food

-“hi”

-“(Y/N)??? Are you okay??”

-“I’ll have a double cheeseburger and fries please.”

-“(Y/N) pls”

-“what? I’m hungry”

-“may I remind you that I am  not supposed to be used for ordering take out”

-“then what the fuck are you supposed to be?”

-“your boyfriend”

-“oh yes that too”


•you wear matching outfits to school sometimes

-you are the power couple of the school


•taking Tony’s car for a joy ride

-crashing it bc peter gets nervous and webs up the windscreen

-it’s all good tho

-you use his card to buy a new one

-and blame it on Wade


•cute goodmorning texts

-“make sure to brush your teeth, you have terrible morning breath xox ~ (Y/N)

-"please brush your hair today, yesterday you looked like a yeti that had been run over and drowned in toilet water <3 Peter”


•everyone noticing how whipped Peter is for you

-except you

-peter doesn’t even know what that means he’s so outdated


•Peter has coffee mornings with Steve

-you’re never invited


•sending each other selfies

-your ugliest ones usually end up as your lock screens

-“who’s that horrendous looking creature?”

-“my fucking boyfriend bish”


•you die when peter speaks Spanish

-“pan caliente”

-“ I don’t know what you just said but please let it be the only thing you say at my funeral”

-he said hot bread


•Peter worries about your wellbeing

-he sets up daily reminders on your phone to drink water

-irl it’s just him texting you h20 puns and jokes


•you are very territorial

-if a girl so much as looks at Peter

-you will snatch the weave

-one time you actually pulled out some girls hair

-Peter thought it was hot™

-Steve and Tony did not ™


•stony are your parents tbh


•like your dad you have a lot of issues

-you’re scared peter will leave

-but he never does

-he always comes back


•arcade dates

-Peter gives you a promise ring from a vending machine

-the avengers freak out and think it’s an engagement ring.

-Steve gives you a lecture about patience and how you should wait.

-Tony on the other hand…

-“I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR MONTHS”

-“Uh Mr Stark, we’re 17 and it’s just a promise ring”

-“You are both disappointments and disgraces to the Stark name”


•caring for him after missions

-cuddles

-back rubs

-Peter is very clingy at this point.


•knowing exactly what calms each other down.


•Training with Peter

-having a run on the treadmill whilst he does weights.

-you trip and hit your head

-Peter drops a weight on his foot bc he’s shook.

-you both go to hospital and agree never to workout together again.


•carnival dates

-peter sees a game and insists he wins a price for you

-he loses

-3 times

-you end up having a go and you win a fish

-peter has the fish for 4 days of the week and you have him for 3

-the fish is your son™

-his name is ‘the fish™’


•stargazing and talking about a future together


•you both trust and love each other a lot

•you love peter a lot

-although you don’t say it often

-you show it though

- but he already knows it

You CAN

Y’all this is important. I am 43 and I am going to tell you something most adults won’t.

If you want to draw for a living, if you want to write for a living do it. If you just want to do it for fun, do it, if you want to play video games as your hobby DO IT. All my life, even now, I have people telling me “when are you going to get a real job instead of trying to make a living at that 3d thing you do” and “oh are you STILL playing video games”

You know what I’ve learned over the last few years? There are people with PhD’s playing video games and writing fanfics, there are people with art degrees drawing for commissions and just for fun of other people’s OCs. No one tells you those things. 

My Dad who is like the biggest douche on the planet and is all about appearances hides in his office at home on the weekends to play PC games but will tell everyone around him that gaming is for kids no self-respecting adult plays games. 

I am calling BULLSHIT! If you want to write, draw, dance, play video games, LARP, play board games, raise goats, whatever you want to do…DO IT! People will LIE to you to make themselves feel better about the things they gave up, or to hide the fact that they do those things too.

The thing about life is, we only get one (unless reincarnation is real) so do what makes you happy. Yes, you may have to work a separate job to afford to do the things you want to do, but you don’t have to give them up, not at 16 not at 60 and not at 160 (except death might stop you) don’t ever let anyone tell you that you CAN’T because you damn sure CAN!