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all these starters are from the 2012 album ‘Fight Like A Girl’!

  • ❛ My heart is a weapon of war. ❜
  • ❛ My voice is my weapon of choice. ❜
  • ❛ There is no such thing as justice. ❜
  • ❛ All the best that we can hope for is revenge. ❜
  • ❛ I’m giving you a head start. ❜
  • ❛ I fight like a girl. ❜
  • ❛ We are under attack. ❜
  • ❛ It’s so easy to kill. ❜
  • ❛ It’s time for war. ❜
  • ❛ It’s time for blood. ❜
  • ❛ It’s time for TEA!
  • ❛ How did I get myself into all of this mess? ❜
  • ❛ We never will forget, and no, we will not forgive. ❜
  • ❛ How do we change our world to what we want it to be? ❜
  • ❛ How do we move beyond all of this misery? ❜
  • ❛ One foot in front of the other foot. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve been in chains since I was nothing but a kid. ❜
  • ❛ Now that we have it, how will we make use of it? ❜
  • ❛ I used to have a home, now I don’t even have a name. ❜
  • ❛ How do I get these memories out of my fucking head? ❜
  • ❛ But just because we live does not mean that we’re alive. ❜
  • ❛ Heaven help us, where do we begin? ❜
  • ❛ Start at the beginning, finish at the end. ❜
  • ❛ Someday we will meet again. ❜
  • ❛ Hell is empty… and all the devils are here. ❜
  • ❛ She speaks to me in noises I don’t understand. ❜
  • ❛ It’s time to show our strength. ❜
  • ❛ The wheels are turning. ❜
  • ❛ We’ve tried to fight this, but we can never win. ❜
  • ❛ At least I have my wits. ❜
  • ❛ One man’s trash is another’s treasure. ❜
  • ❛ I am a scavenger. ❜
  • ❛ It isn’t your diamonds that I’m after. ❜
  • ❛ Why should we waste them? ❜
  • ❛ I will be waiting. ❜
  • ❛ If I burn, so will you. ❜
  • ❛ I could bargain but I’d lose. ❜
  • ❛ There are two sides to every story… except for this one! ❜
  • ❛ It’s not over 'til it’s over, and it’s never over. ❜
  • ❛ Step right up! ❜
  • ❛ If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride. ❜
  • ❛ Grab another cup of tea, and follow me. ❜
  • ❛ Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide? ❜
  • ❛ There’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays! ❜
  • ❛ How big is a lady’s brain? ❜
  • ❛ This seems just a bit inhumane. ❜
  • ❛ What will I remember? ❜
  • ❛ What will I forget? ❜
  • ❛ What will I regret? ❜
  • ❛ Is the future mine? ❜
  • ❛ Where’s my second chapter? ❜
  • ❛ Take this bloody pill and make it quick. ❜
  • ❛ Be careful what you say. ❜
  • ❛ You no longer rule your body. ❜
Sharing A Bed Starters
  • "Did you have a nightmare?"
  • "I had a nightmare."
  • "There's plenty of room for the both of us."
  • "There is not enough room here for both of us."
  • "It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
  • "You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
  • "We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
  • "Quit stealing the covers."
  • "Quit kicking me."
  • "It's better than sleeping on the floor."
  • "It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
  • "Alright. Get up here."
  • "We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
  • "Please go to bed."
  • "Sleep is for the weak."
  • "Do you have any idea what time it is?"
  • "Dutch oven!"
  • "You sleep on top of the sheets."
  • "I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
  • "I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
  • "You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
  • "I have to sleep closer to the door."
  • "I can't sleep this close to the door."
  • "Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
  • "Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
  • "We can cuddle."
  • "Just don't try cuddling me or anything."
More DnD Worldbuilding

A continuation of this

  • Rebel wizards leaking open-source spellbooks for free to spellcasters that can’t afford to join the elite magic schools
  • I don’t know if there’s free press in Faerûn but there are bards that will spread catchy songs about asshole nobles trampling on half-orc rights
  • A gnome-run toy shop that sells kits for kids to learn to build their own cool, animate clockword toys
  • Wood Elves that grew up in a city and have never seen a tree in their lives, but are really good and blending into urban environments
  • Genasi tattoo artists: because not being born with kickass skin markings shouldn’t preclude you from getting some
  • Races with natural darkvision having the same eyeshine as nocturnal animals
  • Dragonborn and Kobolds speaking in gender-neutral Common because they have trouble spotting gender cues of the non-reptillian races
  • A network of druids, clerics, and diviners acting as an early warning system for storms, earthquakes, and floods days or weeks in advance
  • With humans able to intermingle with elves, orcs, dwarves, fiends, djinn, and the occasional kinky dragon, family trees and census paperwork must be a nightmare to sort through.
  • (’Please check any non-human ancestry within 1-5 generations:’ “YES”)
  • A wizard-tailor using mage hand to take measurements, mend to fix tears, and transmutation to change fabric colors and materials
  • Familiars serving as support and guide animals
  • Mage-heavy cities utilzing conjuration and transmutation to make post-scarcity societies
  • A troupe of Kenku performers using their natural sound mimcry to put on high-production plays, musicals, and puppet shows
  • Druid-run animal shelters
  • First day of class, a teacher terrifies some freshman by drawing a sword -but wait he’s…putting it on a pedestal up front? Oh, that’s Professor Eversharp Darkrender, a 1,200 year old sentient blade who has personally impaled three of the historical figures that will be covered in this course.
First-Meeting Sentence Starters
  • Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:
  • "Uh, hi there."
  • "I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"
  • "Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."
  • "Service here is TERRIBLE today!"
  • "Is this seat taken?"
  • "Do you have a moment to talk?"
  • "Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"
  • "Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"
  • "Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."
  • "Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"
  • "Do you work here?"
  • "Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."
  • "Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."
  • "Are you from ____ or ____?"
  • "Hello, ____."
  • "I swear I've seen you on TV."
  • "Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."
  • "Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"
  • "Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."
  • "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"
  • "Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."
  • "Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"
  • "You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"
  • "H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"
  • "You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."
  • "It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "Get in! You're in danger!"
  • "Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"
  • "Grab the spare helmet and jump on."
  • "Are you playing ____?"
  • "Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"
  • "Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."
  • "I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."
  • "Have you seen a lost child around here?"
  • "I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."
  • "That coat isn't real fur, is it?"
  • "If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."
  • "Are we locked in here?"
  • "Can I use your phone?"
  • "Here, take my phone. No questions asked."
  • "What's cookin' good lookin'?"
  • "If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."

Not mine

He protec

he attac

but most importantly

he want his uncle back…

just saying

Tol & smol sentence starters

(some are jokey, some can be insults, some for tall people, some for small people)

“I’m so glad you’re tall, you know?”

“My feet are so small I can get my shoes cheap from the kids’ section so who’s the real winner?”

“You’re tall, can you reach that for me please?”

“Can you not put the chocolate on the top shelf? You know I can’t reach”

“You’re the perfect height for an arm rest”

“How tall are you anyway?”

“Us short people can hide in places you couldn’t think of”

“Once I got drunk and told somebody I was 5′12"

“I bought you a stepstool so you can reach the kitchen cupboards”

“You’re too small/tall”

“You’re in another level of the atmosphere up there”

“You’re so close to the average height of a primary school child”

“If anyone laughs at your height I’ll end them”

“I’ve always been the tallest/smallest of my friends”

“You can’t deny you’re small/tall at (height)”

“I don’t think I’ve grown since I was 12″

“If I knock you out you’ve got further to fall”

Disney insults sentence starters
  • "Oh, it's just you. I was afraid it was someone important."
  • "Let me guess, you have a great personality."
  • "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them."
  • "Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover."
  • "Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?"
  • "It only looks awful because it's on you, dear."
  • "You poor, simple fool."
  • "Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?"
  • "If you don't think, you shouldn't talk."
  • "With the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer."
  • "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
  • "Say that to my face, you limp noodle!"

Some days I am absolutely convinced that the Legends of Tomorrow writers room just consists of a bunch of people playing a weird tabletop RPG and writing down whatever happens:

DM: the countdown is nearly up, and NASA is about to discover the time travellers on the moon

Stein’s player: I start singing the ‘Banana Boat Song’

DM: *sighs* roll

My muse is now in an RPG and their fate is in your hands! Send me an ask to progress the story:
  • ✚ Quest!: Give my muse an objective to complete
  • Encounter!:  Send a monster or a threat my muse has to face and I’ll tell you how well (or how badly) they handled it
  • ★ Loot!: Reward my muse with bonus experience points or items
  • ❤ Party!: Name a character and ill decide if they should join my muse’s party
  • ✼ Adventure!: Send me an adventure you want our muses to go on

plot idea: PLs a hot as fuck high school music teacher who never really got out of his leather jacket and biker phase and used to be in a band but now teaches high school students what real music is and is notorious for being arrogant and vv sarcastic and a kindergarden teacher who loves kids and wears lilac/pink/purple color cotton shirts and smooth pants and is cute as a button and imagine him teaching the kids to make flower crowns and music teacher sees a flower crown on him and smirks and teases him about how cute he looks

do not add conversation while reblogging please

Very gay texts for gay muses

[Text] Pride flags are on sale. Want one? They have all of them here.

[Text] How on earth did I ever think I was straight?

[Text] When you walk into a club and realise you’re definitely bi/pan

[Text] I had to pretend I was interested in boys/girls. It was horrible

[Text] I think that picture made me straight

[Text] My mum still thinks I’m straight

[Text] Have you seen the rainbow? The sky is gay

[Text] Where’s my cute girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Text] Yeah still gay

[Text] I was actually just told I’m “too cute to be gay”

[Text] Gay update: I’ve got a date next week. With a hot girl/guy!

[Text] Straight people will never understand the feeling of seeing a hot person and sighing to yourself because you’re so predictably gay

The Romance Scene I Wanted with Fenris:

Soft kiss, give him a backrub so he can relax, tell him he’s great, cuddle with armour on, he’s not ready and Hawke doesn’t push, a slow romance that’s about trust, Fenris opens up in all cutscenes after this and his constant tension eases.

The Romance Scene I Got:

SLAM Fenris against the wall, biting kisses, Hawke tops, Fenris has flashbacks midway through and HAwke doesn’t even notice, Hawke passes out and Fenris stays up having panic attacks about repressed memories and Hawke is personally offended?? Fenris breaks up with Hawke because wtf wtf WTF HAWKE

Confrontational/Angsty/Other Starter Pack
  • “I KNOW you took my last yogurt.”
  • “How could you do that to me?!”
  • “You killed them, didn’t you?..”
  • “I trusted you..”
  • “You threw it away! You threw it all away!”
  • “Don’t come to me when you need help, you wont find any here.”
  • “I told you to meet me at the OTHER place! Why did you end up here?!”
  • “Why do you keep taking directions from your phone?.. This is the THIRD TIME I’ve had to come get you.”
  • “Hit me again and we are THROUGH!”
  • “I told you i would fight you and now I’m here.”
  • “Please stop, please stop..”
  • “Scream at me all you want but you know what you did!”
  • “I came to get back what’s mine, now give it to me!”
  • “I told you we were done!”
  • “Give me one more chance, please!”
  • “I said keep your HANDS out of my FRIES!”