not usain bolt

So I can believe in a fantasy land

with magic and dragons and blue slurpee zombie people and all that. Completely believable.

But Gendry suddenly becoming Usain Bolt and Arya going psychodiva on Sansa and an additional steaming pile of utter equine feces of plot holes that I won’t bother mentioning? Now we’re talking a whole different kind of fantasy land.

And I can’t believe in that one.