not too sure i like this but whatever

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FUCK MY LIFE. I can't even leave my own fucking room. I have no power. fuck this stupid march shit. No one gives a fuck about me. no one wants me to be anything other than a sex toy. Humanity is evil and I will never belong. FUCK LIFE!!

I’m so sorry you feel this way. I can honestly tell you that there was a time that i felt this way too…. and I’m sure you and I are not alone in that, no matter how fucked up that is. But if it’s any consolation… even though i may not know you… I CARE… Talk to me. Please. You can tell me everything you’re feeling and going through if you’d like. You can get stuff off of your chest. We can talk about something else for a distraction.. Literally whatever you want, and whatever will help you right now. Just please message me. 😔❤️

horror films for people who don’t like horror films

i’ve been asked this a lot: what horror movies would you recommend to people who try to stay away from the genre in general, for whatever reason? some people don’t enjoy being scared, some people find horror too unrealistic and outlandish, and some people don’t enjoy the repetitive tropes that are admittedly often present in horror films. 

that being said, when i do give people recommendations for horror movies to dip their toe into, they’re often the same ones, or very similar ones. so i’ve gathered them here today, in case my horror loving followers have any friends who ask them the same questions, but aren’t sure of how to answer. 

Q: Why don’t you like horror?

A: “I don’t like jumpscares.” 


  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Orphanage
  • Rosemary’s Baby
  • The Shining

A: “I can’t stand gore.” 


  • The Babadook
  • The Others
  • Ringu
  • The Conjuring

A: “I don’t like horror’s cheesy tropes.” 


  • It Follows
  • Pontypool
  • Teeth
  • A Tale of Two Sisters

A: “I don’t like the way horror treats women.” 


  • American Mary
  • Girls Against Boys
  • You’re Next
  • All Cheerleaders Die
  • Excision
  • The Loved Ones

A: “Horror is too unrealistic.” 


  • Hush
  • The Girl Next Door
  • Wolf Creek
  • Almost Mercy
  • Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

A: “I’d rather watch something funny.” 


  • Life After Beth
  • Jennifer’s Body
  • Zombieland
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Re-Animator

Okay so a lot of people feel that they should have their life figured out by the time they’re in their mid twenties but let me break down why that is wrong:

Imagine that your life is a 24 hour clock, for ease we’ll say the average life expectancy is 80.

That means at 15 years old, it’s only 4.30am.
At 20 years old, it’s only 6am.
At 25 years old, it’s only 7.30am.

I don’t know about you but most days I’m barely functioning by 8am. Like, sure there’s the odd person who wakes up at 4.30 every morning to do yoga but there are also people who don’t wake up till noon and that’s fine too.

And sure you might have planned to wake up at 6 and be at work by 8am but maybe traffic was bad, maybe you slept through your alarms, whatever, but that doesn’t mean that your whole day is gonna go badly.

Like, it’s okay not to have it all figured out. It’s okay to take a little more time to get there. You’ll be fine.

all i want is someone that wants me back. i want someone, that if i choose them, they choose me too. i want someone that makes me feel like i can do anything and when i dont feel like i can, they are right by my side to make sure i achieve whatever it is that im wanting to do. i want someone that will do everything they can to make sure im okay, the way i would do for them. i want someone who cherishes me as much as i cherish them. i just want to feel wanted. that is all i want.

Drabble request via Tumblr-message was ‘knife’.


It was Phantom, or at least Maddie was pretty sure it was. The ghost had lost his spectral glow and looked haggard and torn, barely managing to stay on his feet. His chest was heaving with each breath. A knife was held in his right hand, the blade awkwardly gripped, the other arm held close to his body, likely gripping broken ribs. Or at least whatever the ghost’s equivalent was.

Whatever had happened to the ghost before making it here, Maddie wasn’t sure. All she knew was that he was here, now, with his back to her, glaring out into the darkness of a lab lit only by the steady glow of the portal. Protecting her, although she couldn’t fathom why.

“Freak,” came a voice from the shadows. There was a swirl of red and black - glittering ectoplasm barely given form. “Monster. Why don’t you give up already?”

“My human,” Phantom growled, twisting his head from side to side in search of the ghosts. “Lay off this one.”

Even as Maddie huddled in the corner, nursing her broken leg and keeping her hand pressed firmly against her side, her mind caught onto the oddness of Phantom having to look for the ghosts. He’d always just known where they were. Perhaps it went with the not-glowing thing.

Cold, empty laughter bubbled through the darkness, high pitched and merciless. “No. Why would I possibly follow the commands of a pathetic little thing like you? Look at you. You can barely hold yourself upright!”

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unpopular opinion - Table Cloth

I thought the whole Table Cloth meme was cute and funny at first, but now it’s gotten old.

@tablecloth-xiv said she was going to delete her character when she rolled a 999, and I’m pretty sure she DID roll a 999, but she’s still here. So, what, did she like the attention a little too much to go through with it?

Fine, whatever. If she continued to act like the joke that she intended to be, I wouldn’t have an issue. But it seems to me like she actually wants to be taken seriously, and that’s where I have an issue. She’s even taken to using her meme status to become some sort of moral compass. Who cares what people say in Shout chat? Why not denounce the people who ACTUALLY have “f/futa sub dom pet lizard healslut whore” in their search info if she’s so worried about minors being exposed to it?

Shit, even the futa ERPers stay in their little corner of the Quicksand and generally keep to themselves, but she chose that table because if anyone wants to RP there, they have to pay attention to her. Lo and behold, that table is now woefully void of any serious RP because nobody wants their immersion shattered by the dead fucking lalafell on it. Get outta here with that holier-than-thou shit.


This is my gift to @rhomilch~ Surprise!! I’m your Secret Santa this year :pp To think that I got you from all people, it’s surely D E S T I N Y *:・゚✧ ahah hope you like it ♥

I hope you had a magnificent and peaceful christmas surrounded by your dearest friends and family. Hope you got nice presents from Santa too :p
May your wishes for the upcoming year be granted and whatever brings you happines, may it be yours this season and through the whole year. Best wishes to you, dear! :)

stariousfalls  asked:

Asdfasdf I noticed you were taking on little doodle requests? If you want to, anything with Ford and Mabel? (Since the winter season will be coming up, maybe them doing something in the snow? But feel free to do whatever you'd like or if you don't want to do it that's perfectly fine, too, and I just want you to know that I hope you have a wonderful day Em! <3 I hope you're feeling okay! <3)

when you said winter my mind immediately leaped to “HOT CHOCOLATE” instead of snow, but i couldn’t imagine you protesting!! 

mabel made sure ford got plenty of whipped cream and sprinkles on his

What is the point of worrying oneself too much about what one could or could not have done to control the course one’s life took? Surely it is enough that the likes of you and I at least try to make our small contribution count for something true and worthy. And if some of us are prepared to sacrifice much in life in order to pursue such aspirations, surely that in itself, whatever the outcome, cause for pride and contentment.
—  Kazuo Ishiguro, The Remains of the Day
the grey dove {part two}

@carryon-countdown day 30: Chapter 61

(also on ao3)

(part one)

length: 4.6k

genre(s): angst(kind of?)+fluff because otherwise y’all would hate me :p

triggers/warnings: none

The one where Simon works at a coffee shop, Baz needs to finish his Christmas shopping, and they both need to find their chill (aka the gay xmas movie we all deserve)

For the first time, I’m actually looking forward to seeing Baz in the morning. I even took the time to make sure I looked nice. I couldn’t do much about my uniform but my hair looks good (Well, I need a haircut; the sides are growing out). I can’t look like I’m trying too hard, anyway. I’ve got to be casual about this. Whatever “this” is. Is this a this? Was that even a sentence? Why am I thinking so hard about this? Oh, right.

It’s almost 9, the time he usually makes an appearance.

I’ve got it all planned out. As soon as he walks in the door, I’ll start his drink and, instead of his name, I’ll write my number and what time I get off work tonight. Is tonight too soon? I hope not, because I really (really) want to see him. Which probably isn’t very casual of me, but I can’t get him out of my head. I can’t stop thinking about him. I don’t think I want to. Which is strange, because I’m usually really good at keeping my thoughts in check. (Or, as Penny puts it, “not thinking”.)

I’m nervous. Christ, I’m actually nervous.

The bells on the wreath we hung up last night ring as the first customer of the day enters the shop. I look up. It’s not him. The second one isn’t him either. Or the third. Or the fourth, or even the fifth. But that’s okay. It’s okay, because he should be here soon. He shows up every day around this time. Every day. He’s probably just running late.

Except…except he’s never been late before. And it’s strange that he would now, especially after we nearly kissed twice. Twice. Enough to make me think he wanted me enough to try again. Except apparently not, because he isn’t here. I don’t know what I expected. Did I think he would just waltz in here and snog me over the counter? No, that’s not his style. Or is it? It hits me how little I actually know about Baz. I don’t even know his last name. I didn’t think I needed to, not yet. I thought we’d work up to that. I thought we might exchange numbers first.

I thought I might see him.

My plan for today is the same. His name is already on a cup (I got a bit overexcited earlier), and I’ve done my hair again. I even got it shaved down yesterday, figuring it was time. (The fact that Baz might like it hadn’t even crossed my mind.) (Much.)

I’ll admit: Baz not showing up yesterday made me nervous, like I’d messed up somehow. Misread the signals. This kind of thing is new to me, but we almost kissed twice and I’m pretty sure there’s no way to misread that. Probably.

Trust me to be the first.

I touch my lips, remembering how it felt to have Baz’s so close to my own. They were like a magnet, pulling me in, pulling me closer, pulling me until I had no choice but to kiss him. Not that I would mind. I’ve never even kissed a bloke before, but I know I’d like to.

I want to believe I’ve never thought about that before, but I’d be lying to myself. It’s a weird feeling, realizing things like this. Isn’t it supposed to be something you just…know about yourself? Deep down I think I’ve always known. Not that I’m gay, but that I wasn’t completely straight, but it was never something I thought much about because I was with Agatha and would be for a long time (maybe even forever). Thoughts like that weren’t necessary.

And now they’re hitting me all at once. Especially the ones about Baz (like how his hair falls in lazy waves across his forehead.) (Or how he looks when he’s blushing.) (And then how he looks when I notice.)

He has pretty eyelashes.

Christ, I’m thick.

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Whatever you say [Remus x Reader]

(Gifs are not mine)

Anonymous said:

I don’t know if you are still wanting requests but i have a Remus Lupin request. You are Sirius’s younger sister and you try to stay away from him and his friends because you have a huge crush on Remus but Sirius prefers you to be with him so he can make sure you don’t get hurt, but you are always shy around Remus and Sirius figures it out and thinks it’s hilarious because Remus likes you too.

A/N: Set in the Marauder’s era. I changed this slightly but hopefully it is still enjoyable.

Description: Your older brother is the first to find out that you have a massive crush on Remus Lupin

Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew

Warnings: Just super fluffy :)

Word count: 1,270

November had come quickly, stripping the trees of their vibrant leaves and leaving a sharp sting in the air, turning the grounds of the castle harsh and grey. Despite the blustering winds you liked this time of year; the mist in the morning, the frost on the grass and the deep, almost unnatural blackness of the lake. It made the entire grounds seem so serene and more beautiful than ever. It was so different to your home in London. Grimmauld place was in a city, and the place did not exactly hold happy memories for you. When you arrived at Hogwarts you were amazed by how much more open it was. In your sixth year, the vastness still surprised you.

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At some point, during one of their weekend walks around town to get Ice cream and hold hands, El can’t help but feeling like someone is following her and Mike. The anxiety grows by the possibility of it being the Bad Men returning until she accidentally uses her powers a little too rashly to pull out of their hiding spot whoever or whatever was moving behind some nearby bushes….

Turns out it was Nancy and Jonathan trying to make sure their little siblings’ date was going alright.

{from a hilarious conversation with @themikewheelers !}

Frog GC #3
  • Dex: Guys, Justine from Econ just told me that Frank Ocean makes her "pop her pussy" and I really don't know what to do.
  • Chowder: say yah, me 2 ho.
  • Nursey: shit frank ocean make my pussi pop too foh
  • Chowder: that was cait!!
  • Nursey: c why the fuck u lyin
  • Dex: She asked me if I was "hittin' that" (she was talking about Nursey.)
  • Nursey: now wait a gotdamn second
  • Dex: And I said yes.
  • Nursey: of course you did
  • Chowder: nursey!!!! i would never call a girl a ho :o
  • Nursey: deceit. stop cockblocking me dexy
  • Nursey: fake youre both fake
  • Dex: Don't pop your pussy for other guys, Nurse.
  • Nursey: i can do whatever the fuck i want, poindexter you dont own me
  • Dex: You sure act like it.
  • Nursey: now what the hell does that mean
  • Chowder: uh if im completely honest idk if ur being serious right now,,,
  • Nursey: my pussy is my property
  • Dex: As I recall, I won custody in court.
  • Chowder: thank fucking god
  • Nursey: this violates my rights
  • Dex: Pussy Property is my new name. Justine left after I said that outloud by the way.


“I’m sure it’ll be real funny if she says it a third time!”

How much you wanna bet the third time is actually gonna be funny?

Yeah… I kinda agree with Amethyst here. It is a little weird.

Okay this is a completely crazy theory and not even I believe it, but what if Bismuth is like those aliens from Rick and Morty that invade your memories and make you think they’ve been there the whole time?

Doesn’t make sense but whatever.

Oh hey, maybe she can enhance Amethyst’s whip too!

That’d be cool

Is that supposed to be a compliment?

Maybe Amethyst really is different from other Quartz, in a good way.


everyone’s like: KYAHHH THEY’RE ALL SO HOT while meanwhile i just got the game because i was pretty curious about it since it showed up a lot on my dash. needless to say, i’d probably get a bad end for all of them.