not too bad for 4 in the morning

1
So, it’s morning. Or maybe afternoon.
There’s light pouring through the window
and it’s got you looking the kind of
haloed and soft you only see in movies.
I’m only half awake but I’m already
writing poetry about your eyelashes,
can you believe that?
 
2
In the mirror, I pretend to watch myself
watching myself brushing my teeth.
Instead, I watch you run your hands
through your hair: again and again and again
and again. More than once, I’ve seen the way
you try to rearrange your body into negative space.
Like one of those optical illusions—
the vase with the two faces.
You forgot you could be both of them. You forgot
that when you lean too close to a work of art
the whole picture blurs and disappears.
 
3
A new painting: one with no negative space.
You as steady hands and solid ground. You
with a ukulele and a dog. Coffee and cayenne.
Cheap wine and expensive whiskey.
All that blue in your closet. You
as the perfect first date and
something soft to come home to.
Bad jokes and good intentions and all that—
light.
 
4
Yes, light. Listen,
so, it’s late. Or the time of night
some people call morning.
It’s dark in the car, but you laugh—
I mean, really laugh. The kind that
catches you by surprise and crinkles up
the corners of your eyes—and it’s like
a camera flash in a windowless room.
It’s the best thing I’ve seen, all day.
 
5
Every morning, the sun has to relearn
how to outshine you. Sometimes
even she is not bright enough.
—  INVENTING NEW WAYS TO CALL YOU BEAUTIFUL by Ashe Vernon
how to survive final exams

an informational masterpost by @briellestudies

study tips

- you remember material better if you physically interact with it as opposed to just scanning it over with your eyes

  • instead of merely reading a page of notes, go through it with a pen/highlighter in your hand. underline/circle/annotate things as you review the material

- make a study schedule. include which days you want to study for each subject, deadlines (e.g. “finish essay by tuesday”, “study guide for physics should be done today”), any study sessions you might have with others, and time for sleep

  • finals season often overwhelms students because of the sheer amount of work facing them. by breaking things down into a schedule and focusing on smaller portions of work day-by-day, things appear much more manageable

- use mnemonic devices to help you remember things (when applicable)

  • i like to use them for memorizing groups/orders of things - for example, when i took a class on dinosaurs, i had a lot of trouble keeping the paleozoic/mesozoic/cenozoic and triassic/jurassic/cretaceous orders straight until i realized that both were in reverse-alphabetical order

- different study methods work better for different classes

  • flashcards are best for classes where you have to memorize lots of information (without providing further explanation), e.g. introductory psychology
  • mind maps are good for organizing thoughts and seeing how ideas fit together, e.g. english and literature classes
  • practice problems/practice tests are usually the best way to prepare for STEM classes, e.g. math and chemistry 

optimizing your performance/productivity

- try to get some sleep. try.

  • you probably won’t be getting your full 7-8 hours during finals season. fine. completely understandable. but a couple hours here and there throughout the day will do wonders. your brain doesn’t work at optimum levels when you’re sleep-deprived, so while you may not have time for solid 8-hour blocks of sleep, it’s in your best interests to get 1-2 hour powers naps in when you can. aim for at least 4-6 hours of total sleep time per day

- finals week is not the time for junk food. if you’re going to push your body to its physical and mental limit (as so many of us do), you’d better make damn sure you’re at least giving it the best possible fuel to run on

- you should be aware of your study habits by finals season. take them into account and use them to your advantage

  • more productive in the morning? set an early alarm and get yo ass up
  • procrastinate a lot? bitch me too!! it’s not necessarily a bad thing - some people do their best work under time pressure. try this thing i like to call “productive procrastination”: if you wanna procrastinate on something, do so by working on another assignment/studying for another class. this way, you fulfill your desire to procrastinate but you’re still being productive and not completely fucking yourself over
  • more productive when working with others? try to organize study sessions (or you’re the opposite like me and prefer to study alone, don’t feel guilty about declining requests to work with friends/classmates)

- there’s an app called “self control” that blacklists or whitelists websites for a given amount of time (that you set yourself). it forces you to stay focused if you can’t help but peek on social media sites every so often when working on your laptop

- prioritize! know which finals will require the most effort on your part and plan accordingly

  • give more priority to finals that are worth a higher percentage of your overall grade
  • calculate the minimum score you need on the final that’ll still get you the overall grade you’re aiming for - generally, you should be spending more study time on finals that you’ll need a higher grade on

test taking tips

- if you finish with extra time, go through your test again and attempt to answer every question you left blank (unless you’re penalized for guessing, of course). the potential for partial credit is better than definitely receiving no credit

  • for multiple choice, use process of elimination and then make your best guess
  • if you don’t know the answer to a short answer/essay-style question, then answer around it. for example, if you don’t know the significance of caliban’s soliloquy in shakespeare’s the tempest, talk about the character of caliban in general and/or the role soliloquies are meant to play in shakespeare’s works
  • if you’re stuck on a math problem and have no clue how to even begin, just start manipulating numbers and applying formulas

- dress in layers so you’re comfortable no matter the room temperature

- always answer the questions you’re sure of first

- don’t be afraid to ask the proctor if you’re unsure of what something on the test is asking of you (i.e. questions for clarification)

- pay attention to the questions on the exam - sometimes one question may hint at the answer to a different question

  • e.g. 2) what year was x fossil discovered? and 31) who discovered x fossil in the early 1930s?

miscellaneous advice

  • try to get everything you need (calculator batteries, scantrons, blue books, writing utensils, etc.) the weekend before exams start. this way, you’re not freaking out right before a test because you’re missing something
  • try to time your coffee/lack of sleep crashes such that they don’t happen during a final exam (see tip about scheduling above)
  • if you’re pulling an all-nighter, set alarms periodically throughout the night (e.g. every hour and a half) so that if you accidentally fall asleep, you won’t sleep through the whole night
  • also set an alarm 20-30 minutes before each final. just in case ;)
  • bring an extension cord to the library if your school always seems to be short on outlets during finals week
  • always use the bathroom right before sitting an exam (even if you don’t feel like you really need to) to avoid getting up and wasting time during the test itself
  • turn off your motherfucking cell phone before your tests omfg

a note on adderall, a popular “study drug” students take during finals season:

i personally advise against the use of any study drugs that are not prescribed by a medical professional, but the fact of the matter is that students are going to use them regardless of what i say. when they don’t know what they’re getting into, they put themselves into very dangerous positions - often ending in trips to the emergency room or rehab. so in the interest of promoting safety (well, as much safety as is possible given the circumstances) and knowledge, here are a few things you should know about adderall if you decide you want to use it:

  • addy is very addictive and can make the user dependent on it
  • if you take it, you’ll start to sweat. a lot. dress accordingly
  • addy will make you lose your appetite. don’t listen to your body when it says it’s not hungry. you gotta force yourself to eat bruh
  • it’s also really easy to get dehydrated on addy - not only do you sweat a lot, but lots of people tend to pee a fuck ton while they’re on it. stay hydrated
  • addy is a stimulant. you won’t be able to sleep until its effects wear off
    • and just like other stimulants (e.g. caffeine, ecstasy), you will experience a “crash” afterwards. the crash is more pronounced than one you would get from coffee or even caffeine pills
  • there are two “kinds” of addy: IR and XR
    • IR means “immediate/instant release” - whatever dose you take will be released into your system all at once
    • XR means “extended release” - there will be an initial release of the drug into your system and then small amounts thereafter over an extended period of time
  • always err on the side of caution with dangerous drugs - when in doubt, start with a lower dose

as a parting note, i would just like to remind you all to keep in mind the importance of self-care and finding balance. there is a fine line between making temporary sacrifices and being self-destructive. sometimes it’s good to push yourself - “no pain, no gain” as they always say. but analogously, you also gotta recognize when it’s time to dial it back a bit - allow yourself a nap or an hour break to grab dinner with some friends every once in a while. trust me, you deserve it. good luck!

Person A-D are in B’s car driving on the highway. It’s 2am in the morning and everyone is very tired. Person B stops at a rest stop get to some gas for the car. After, Person B comes back to the car.

Person B: okay we’re half way there, who’s driving now.

*everyone points to person B*

Person B: wait, we all promised that one of us would drive the next 4 hours to our destination. 

Person D: I’m too tired

Person C: I have a bad foot, it fell asleep

Person B:……..

Person C:  A will do it

*Person B looks at A*

Person A: *picks up the soccer ball from his/her feet and puts it under his/her shirt* I can’t , I’m pregnant. 

Person B:……..

Person A: I’m not putting our child in danger.

Master list!

This will be my whole list of imagines and preferences. Do not steal my work, they are my own ideas and writing. 

Warning: Some contain smut and will have two stars after them. 

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I do take request at anytime, but I don not do one shots. Follow me for more! Thank you dolls.

And I will try my best to keep this updated. Last updated 1-23-16

Preferences:

1.  He’s angry with you.   - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

2.  Heated moments. **- {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

3. You see him change for the first time. {Semi Dirty} - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

4. How you fall asleep together. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

5. The first “I love you” - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

6. PDA - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

7. blowjob ** - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac}

8. Crying - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

9. He yells at you - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

10. Nickname he usually calls you - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac, Derek}

11. “Baby…“  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

12. Hickey’s - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

13. Silent-treatment. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac}

14. He hurts you while play fighting. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac, Derek}

15. Make up sex. ** - {Scott, Stiles. Theo, Liam, Isaac}

16. You give him silent-treatment - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

17. You’re sassy - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

18. “But babygirl.”  -{Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

19. “Please don’t go.” - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

20. You Shower together.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

21. How you kiss. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

22. Over protective brothers. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac, Derek}

23. You get Jealous.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac, Derek}

24. Over protective boyfriends. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

25. Mate. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Derek}

26. “Kiss me.“ - {Scott Stiles, Theo Liam}

27. You’re in heat. ** - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

28. He makes you cry.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

29. Distractions.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

30. His favorite body part on you.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

31. Your name in his phone. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

32. Meeting.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

33. Daddy.** - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

34. Making out.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

35. Break ups. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

36. Pick up lines. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac, Derek, Brett.}

37. Needing Cuddles.  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

38. Makeups. {Pt.2 of Breakups.}  - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

39. His name in your phone. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac, Derek, Brett, Jackson}

40. Messages. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Derek}

41. shorty - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam, Isaac}

42. Missing you. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

43. Periods. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

44. Big Butt. - {Scott, Stiles, Theo, Liam}

Imagines:

Scott McCall

1. Good morning babygirl. **

2. Bad girl. **

3. Can’t stop love.

Stiles Stilinski

1. Always here.

2. Bites. **

3. Teach you a lesson. **

4. I’m sorry. **

Theo Raeken

1. Daddy. **

2. My step brother Theo. **

3. Blowjobs. **

Liam Dunbar

1.  Broken. Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

2. I want it rough **

3. Make up. **

4. Anchor.

5. Booty rubs. **

6. You’re mine.

7. I love you.

8. “I thought I lost you.”

Isaac Lahey

1. Too late to say sorry.

Threesomes**

1. A little help. ** {ScottxreaderxLiam}

2. Sex lessons.** {TheoxreaderxLiam} Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

Fanfiction

Dark. - Liam Dunbar 

Don't give me bullshit before 10am

Low-key fake customer service expert here working at the big M “arts and crafts store”.
First of all, lady. It is 9:30 in the fucking morning and I’m still getting over a really bad cold that had me out for 4 days. Despite feeling like my face was going to cave in at any moment, there was absolutely no issues with our interaction.
Until.
Your ass. Decided to suddenly remember your 50% off coupon AS YOUR PAYMENT WAS PROCESSING.
You asked if I could cancel. I couldn’t.
“Oops, too late.” I said in my painfully bubbly Minnie Mouse customer care voice that should not be possible that early.
“Well…VOID it.” You spat back with your eyebrows raised and a tangy little dip in your voice like a 15 year old, pretending your jowls weren’t trying to slide off of your face from roughly 50 years of your shitty attitude rotting you away from the inside out.
“I can do a return and adjust the price for you no problem!” I nearly choked on the sugar pouring out of my mouth trying to subdue your bullshit in honey and sprinkles so I didn’t get overwhelmed by the desire to choke slam you, because I would prefer one of you every now and then over jail.
Great thing is, I’m pretty stellar at my job and an absolute expert at doing the literal most basic resale with a price adjustment.
We were so close.
We were almost golden, Ponyboy.
But no. That wasn’t enough for you.
“Don’t you KNow ME?!”
What.
“I practically live in this store!” Suddenly your smile reminded me of the evil witch convincing Snow White to eat the apple. I inaudibley gagged on the horrible excuse for a laugh that I let out in response. A common joke many regulars make.
“But…I’ve never seen YOU before..so you must be new. I’m here all the time. You should know I always use coupons and you should have just done it for me.”
…….what. what? What?!
I have never seen you in my entire life let alone the 7 months I’ve been working here. Besides, we have hundreds of customers a DAY, so even if you were camped out in the canvas, I probably still wouldn’t know or care to know you.
At the same time, even if you were my mother (which I cannot thank the universe enough that I have no connection to you whatsoever), I still would not just automatically scan a coupon for you.
Know why?
I. Would. Get. Fired.
I don’t care if you are the Pope, if you don’t have a coupon you don’t get the discount!

Normally this would not have bothered me as much as it did but the absolute last thing I want to deal with first thing in the morning is a grown woman speaking to me with an attitude that was so awful and obnoxious, my middle school self would have throat punched you.

Crotchety old bitch.

11 p.m. is for single mothers
who cradle a glass of wine in their fingers
and wait for the sound of a child crying
they hope will never come—
it always does.

12 a.m. is for high school students
to do homework they didn’t have time to do
after lacrosse practice and dance rehearsal—
they yearn to rest their tired eyes
but cannot.

1 a.m. is for sneaking into your bedroom
on a school night at seventeen,
reminding yourself how tired
you will be in the morning,
convincing yourself it was worth it.

2 a.m. is for star-crossed lovers
rolling in bed sheets smelling of
alcohol and tragic dreams that
ironically lull them to sleep.

3 a.m. is for hopeless romantics
wishing under late-night skies
for someone to talk to,
for someone who gets it.

And all of those people think
they’ve got it bad, but
when 4 a.m. rolls around the corner,
the past sinks into your veins—

4 a.m. is too late for anyone to save you,
for when 4 a.m. tells you,
“You can’t do this anymore,”
you believe it.

—  4 a.m.
With All My Heart - Part 4

Word Count: 1852

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: None

A/N: Unbeta’d. All mistakes are mine. I feel like this is just bad and I’m sorry. 

Comments and constructive feedback always appreciated

With All My Heart Masterlist


You woke up way too early for your liking the next morning. The day was going to drag by, which you hated, but there was no way you could get back to sleep. You dragged yourself out of bed and to the living room, grabbing a quick breakfast and throwing yourself down on the couch, trying to find something to do.

You decided to check Netflix when a thought came to your mind. If you were going to be spending more time with Jensen, you should probably watch his show. You scrolled through until you found Supernatural and pushed play, starting at season 1 episode 1. As soon as you saw him you couldn’t help but laugh. He was so young even his voice sounded like a baby. It didn’t take long though before you found yourself completely sucked in until your phone started to chime.

Jensen: Hey. Helping Jared took longer than I thought. You still wanna come over?

 

Y/N: Yeah, right after I finish this show on Netflix. Text me your address.

 

Jensen: K. Bring a bathing suit and extra clothes.

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Stages of becoming a Supernatural Fan
  • Stage #1: "Wow someone said this show was cool, lemme give it a try"
  • Stage #2: "WHAT!? I liked Jess! How can they kill someone off on the first episode!?"
  • Stage #3: "Okay I've watched 4 episodes today that's enough"
  • Stage #4: "OoOOooOoOoOoOohhhh that Angel is so adorable..MINE"
  • Stage #Woah, six eps in one day is enough:
  • Stage #5: "Wait no...THAT ANGEL IS DEANS, DEAN LOVE HIM"
  • Stage #6: *you realise that you have been sucked in so hard that it's now been 48 hours since you slept*
  • Stage #Shit a season a day is emotionally damaging:
  • Stage #7: *you realise that its 5:45 in the damn morning and all you've done is read Destiel and Sabriel Fanfiction*
  • Stage #8: "What was life before Supernatural?"
  • You: I WANT OUT
  • The fandom: *satan voice* Too bad, bitch.

i was in a really shitty headspace yesterday and the outpouring of support i had from you guys was just… incredible.  like, i am so, so, so thankful to have become part of such a wonderful community.  thank you thank you thank you

anyway i cleared my head this morning and got to finishing this.  i hope you guys die over the mutual pining as much as i did.

title: you’re hot in a world that’s cold, pt. 4 (jeté)
   ( 01, 02, 03 )
fandom: hamilcast(???), basically lmao
pairing: rafael casal x reader
rating: i don’t think there’s even a single swear in this one??  holy heck.  t for lame cheesy flirting and too much fluff and painful pining
word count: 2602
tagged: @tailored-shirt-tails @nervous-crossbow @ordinaryornate​ @haletotheking24 @butlinislin @goodhamiltonaesthetic @notalwaysfair @christophercwoods @my-body-is-not-a-temple @jugjcnes​ @overcaffeinated-and-underslept

After a bad knee injury and surgery, you’ve been forced to take a break from ballet.  You decide to take some classes at NYU Tisch in the meanwhile, where Rafael Casal is guest teaching, and the two of you tiptoe the blurred student-teacher boundary.

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Glass drippin’ honey (NCT). Episode 1.

Pairing: NCT x Reader (giant mess with multiple options romance).

Characters: Reader, Ten, Yuta, Jaehyun, Winwin, Taeyong and Johnny.

Warnings: Cursing words, violence, death mention and sexual innuendos.

Modern angel/ Demon AU.

Note: Before you start reading this i want to say that this is a fanfic with about 16 episodes, so it is long. But you can count with one chapter every wednesday because it is fully written already.

Word counting:  1.485

Summary: The summer break after your high school graduation is coming to an end but an unexpected occurrence makes your life turn 180º. You get immersed into a new sphere where you can trust no one and the good and bad guys can’t almost be told apart.

Ep.1- Ep.2- Ep.3- Ep.4- Ep.5- Ep.6- Ep.7- Ep.8- Ep.9- Ep.10- Ep.11- Ep.12- Ep.13- Ep.14

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Bachelor {Tony Stark Oneshot}

“Could you write a Tony Stark x Reader with 28 & 3 where the reader and tony are engaged and tony comes back drunk from his bachelor party and gushes to the reader about how he loves her and is excited for their marriage then gets all embarrassed the morning after I love your blog!!”-Anonymous {xoxoxo}


  I’m going to kill Rhodey and Happy. How could they let him get this drunk! And how much freaking glitter could possibly be on him ? Oh God, I can only imagine how many strippers this glitter came from. Gross.

  4 am you received a call from Tony’s limo driver, requesting help in getting him, along with rhodey and Happy, out of his limo. It wasn’t too bad , rhodey and happy leaned on each other as they drunkenly made their way into your home, Tony could barely walk straight , so you had to toss his arm over your shoulder and slightly drag him in. You make sure the other two men are settled in the guest rooms, telling Friday to monitor their vital incase they need assistance .

 You finally get mumbling tony into you room, and drop him into your bed .

“You know You’re even cuter when I’m drunk ” he slurs, wiggling his eyebrows at you,“ c'mere baby.” He reaches for you , but you step back

“ you are not getting anything tonight Tony. You need to sleep this off .” You grab him some Tylenol and water, watching as he takes them , then sheds his clothes until he’s in his boxers .

“ how was your party sweetheart ?” You ask when you’re finally in bed with him .

He turns to you with a smile , “ it was great ! There was strippers , and booze , I’m pretty sure rhodey talked sam into licking whip cream off a strippers ass crack.” You both snort out laughing ,

  “ you guys need to stop picking on him tony!”

“ hey he loved it !” He argues . “ but you know what? It was missing something.” His tone changed , going from excited to sad. .you wait a few seconds before he continues “ it was fun, everything a party should be ! Hell I’d say it was even Stark party level good . But it needed something to complete it for me … it needed you. It wasn’t the same without you there.” You know he’s trying to be sweet, but you can’t help the laugh that slips out .

“ I love you darling; but I will never go to a strip club with you . Ever ”

  “ no no I know that. But I just- as much as I appreciated the party, I just wanted to be home with you. I can’t wait for this - for us to finally be married , forever.” He takes our hand and brings it to his lips. “ waking up to you everyday is going to be awesome , regardless of your morning breath and crazy hair . ”

“ watch it Stark , you’re breathe doesn’t smell like rainbows in the morning either!” He leans closer , gently kissing your lips.

“ I love you more than you can imagine my dear. Always remember that , no matter how much of a grade A jackass I can be, you are it for me. You are my life, you are my love . ” For a second you can’t believe how deep drunk tony just got , maybe he was faking being trashed .

  “ we can be like those old people from the notebook. What were their names ? Aoah and nallie? Oh shit no! Ryan and Rachel right!? We’ll be better than them, we are way more attractive anyway, have you seen me? Have you seen you? Damn.” Oh no, he’s definitely trashed .

“ their names are ally and Noah , love.”

“ no , that’s not it. I’m pretty sure it’s jack and rose.”

You bite back your laughter, “ I love you to Tony , there will never be anyone else for me.” When you turn to look, he’s passed out, drool already starting to form. Yep, I’m marrying this.

 The sound of groaning wakes you up, a smile already forming on your face.

  “ good morning sunshine.”

what the hell happened last night? I - when did I get home ?”

“ around 4 darling .”

“ oh god . I didn’t do anything stupid , why do I remember something about whipped cream and strippers.”

“ Wilson licked whipped cream off a strippers ass.” You answered casually. He let or a quick chuckle groaning right after. “ anything else I should know about ?” He asks

  “ Tony, what’s the name of the couple in the notebook?”

“ how the hell should I know?”

  “ so it’s not aoah or nally ?” The mispronounced Names must of sparked a memory.

“ oh dear God. What-”

  “ you declared your undying love for me, and said we are going to be better than jack and rose from the notebook .” He rolled over, shoving the pillow over his face

  “ that so many different levels of incorrect.”

You snort out laughing at how embarrassed he is . “ don’t be embarrassed love. It was sweet .”

“ yeah yeah, what do you say to a little morning sex, you know , to show how thankful you are for my sweetness .” He wiggles his eyebrows at you before rolling himself ontop of you. His lips are about to land on yours when FRIDAY interrupts

  “ sir, I thought you would like to be informed that happy and rhodey are wandering around your kitchen … in their underwear.”

  “ what the hell.”

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Bad Luck~Part 4

Originally posted by check-mark

(gif isn’t mine credit to owner) 


Hi, so part 4 is here, and I’m way too into my storyline ffs i’m loving this, sorry not sorry :’) 

(also I AM PROUD OF MY BOYS AT THE BBMAS THEY DESERVED EVERYTHING) 

i hope you like this part as much as i do :3


smut

-3 194

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader + Namjoon x Reader

Genre: Highschool AU 

~You try making Yoongi jealous..~

prologue, part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8 


Keep reading

MM Werewolf AU

I’ve been writing so many of these, thought I’d create it’s own post and throw them all in here. I think I got them all, but I might have missed some :/

Werewolf Choi Twins 1, 2, 3, ][ Werecat MC Saeyoung/MC,][ Werecat MC 2 

forms 1, 2][ Saeyoung angst ][ Werecat/demon MC ][ Hunting ][ RFA 1, RFA 2]

[ protective ][ MC kidnapped1, 2, 3, 4 ][ Sick MC  ][ Pregnant ][ Marshal ] 

Government, 2, 3, 4, 5 ][ bonding2 ][ baby ][ Yoosung parents ]

[ Yooran cuddles, Morning Glow ][ childhood tales ][ Laser ][ MC friends ] 

bad mom ][ evening walk ][ lunch ][ family time ][ Gyeong ]

[ Saeyoung & baby ][ Return of Mint Eye 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ][ Too much]

[ Mint Eye revealed ][ MC/Saeran apology ][ Yooran angst ][ Gyeong&Ki ]

[ Cheetah form ][ Surprise party ][ attack ][ cheetah fluff ][ catnip tease ]

[ VxJumin ][ kitty affection ][ animal shelter, 2 ][ Saeyoung coma ]

[ Saeran unknown ][ trespassers ][ Jaehee study ][ wild catnip ]

[ alt werewolf mc ][ more Yooran cuddles ][ breakfast attempt ]

[ MC/Saeyoung fluff ][ test help? ][ more fluff ][ SaeyoungXMC smut ]

[ Jumin lunch ][ MC/Saeran ice cream ][ werewolf fluff ][ Yoosung/MC ]

[ serval MC ][ No flirting ][ SaeyoungXMC NSFW ][ beach fun ][ ear purr ]

[ sick Saeyoung ][ Druid Yoosung 1, 2, 3,][ Yoosung proposal ][ Yooran NSFW

[ Harry Potter ][ Scar ][ Future Fluff ][ Heart Yoosung ][ Death ][ runaway MC]

[ lactose intolerant ][ Restaurant ][ Zen/Co-star ][ curly hair MC ]

[ Werewolf fear NSFW  ][ Jumin Blind Date, 2, 3, 4 ][ Vampire Zen 1, 2 ]

[ Werewolf Yoosung, 2 ][ Dream ][ Shapeshifter MC ]

[ Supernatural RFA 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8a, 8b, Bonus: Aftermath ] 

[ Yooran Split 1, 2, 3 ][ Werewolf Jumin ][ werewolf teens ]

[ WW SaeyoungxHuman MC ][ Dad’s weekend ][ birthday Choi boys ]

[ Mating Fight ][ Jealous MC ][ Jealous Elizabeth ][ Cake for Ki

Back Home Again~ Cesaro Imagine

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

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Note : This was so cute to write. Let me know if you want to be tagged in my imagines. 

A pain shoots through your stomach making you cringe. Besides you is your husband,Cesaro sleeping besides you. He went out with Sheamus and some of his friends for a drink.

 Slowly, you slopped out of bed trying not to wake him making your way into the living room. Cesaro was home for the week, he came back yesterday morning surprising you. 

“ You just won’t let mama sleep, will you?” you asked,looking at your pregnant belly. Antonio turned on his back, looking besides him to see your spot empty next to him. 

He sits up, running a hand down his face before dragging himself out of bed looking for you.

“ Baby?” he asks, making his way to the living room. 

“ Oh Antonio, I wasn’t trying to wake you up, I was-” 

He made his way over to you, kneeling in front of you on his knees. 

“ Did something happen? What’s wrong mon amour ( my love)?” A smile reached your lips as you take his hand placing it on your stomach.  

“ The pain is getting much bigger but it’s alright” Cesaro rubbed his hand over your stomach,trying to soothe the little rocket. 

Rocket was a nickname that you two gave the unborn child. It was cute. He knew there was very little he could do to take away your pain, he doesn’t like seeing you in pain. It made him upset.

“ I’m so sorry bella.” 

You looked at him, how tired he was from the road. Reaching over to place your hand on the side of his face, rubbing circles with your thumb. You loved this man with all your heart. 

“ Why? We are having this baby together. Don’t be sorry, I’m glad that I can make you a father, just like you wanted a year ago. I- “ you winced,closing your eyes as the baby kicked. Cesaro looked at you worried, grabbing a hold of your hand, “ Is it that bad? What should I do?”

Shaking your head, “ I’m fine Antonio, the baby just kicked hard. It’s okay.”
Antonio wanted to be every part of this child’s life, he wanted to see his child first words, first step etc. He doesn’t want you to be on your own. You knew he cared about you and the baby but he was still responsible somewhat; he felt guilty of working too much. 

He sat down besides you on the couch, continue rubbing your bell comforting you.He leaned over placing a kiss on your cheek. It was 4 in the morning. You felt tired and sleepy. Cesaro rubbing your belly and nuzzling his nose against your cheek was making you sleep. It sounded weird but it was working. 

“ He likes his father more than his mother, I see.” you giggled. Antonio smiled against your cheek. 

“ I think he just misses me, I’m not home all the time” 

“ We both do, he’s going to understand when he’s more older that his dad is doing something he loves and doing it for the both of us” 

You closed your eyes,leaning back into your husband’s arms, placing a hand on top of his as you fell asleep, safe in his arms.

mmmm i love ao no flag

Sickfic alphabet part 2.

N. Never
1. You are never cooking for me again…
2. I’m never going on another roller coaster.
3. I feel like I’m never going to get better, I’ve been sick so long…
4. I never want to even smell alcohol again.
5. I don’t know what’s wrong… I’ve never gotten like this before…
6. I’ve never thrown up before…

O. Oh
1. Oh, god it hurts! Please make it stop.
2. Oh, you’re just being a giant baby.
3. Oh no, not in here… let’s get you to the bathroom…
4. Oh… I think I’m going to pass out…
5. Oh, I’m so dizzy, I need to sit…
6. Oh crap, I forgot to bring water… (in a situation where dehydration will happen and there’s no access)
P. Please
1. Please pass me a bucket, I need to get this over with…
2. Please stop, I know you’re trying to help, but you’re making it worse.
3. Please rub my stomach, it hurts so bad…
4. Please don’t make me go, I don’t feel good…
5. Please, check my fever? I think it’s up again…
6. Please cuddle with me? I know I’m sick but I’m so lonely being stuck in here on my own…
Q. Quit
1. Quit trying to hold it in…
2. You need to quit drinking, you can’t get like this again…
3. Quit giving me a hard time, I’m just trying to take care of you!
4. I can’t quit shaking…
5. I wish I could quit throwing up already, it’s getting old…
6. Had your head quit hurting?
7. Please quit pressing on my stomach…

R. Rest

1. Rest your eyes, they’re red…
2. I know it’s four am, but I feel too sick to rest…
3. You haven’t slept in days… please rest.
4. I know you’re worried, but you need to get some rest.
5. I think your stomach will feel better with some rest.
6. Rest, you will feel better in the morning.
S. Stomach
1. My stomach is too full…
2. My stomach really hurts. I think we should turn back…
3. That food is really bothering my stomach.
4. My stomach feels so bad, I can’t even sleep on it.
5. The medicine feels weird in my stomach…
6. Your stomach is so bloated… that’s not good…
T. Trust
1. Trust me, I’m an excellent cook!
2. I trust you to take care of me after my operation…
3. I’ll never trust you again.
4. Trust me, I can drive us no problem.
5. Trust me, the fever is not that bad.
6. Trust me, I feel okay.
U. Upset
1. I’m really upset this cold hasn’t gone away.
2. Your fever is making you upset, you need to calm down.
3. Is your stomach upset? You seem uncomfortable…
4. I shouldn’t have eaten all of that… my stomach is really upset…
5. Slow down! You can’t eat that quickly, you’ll upset your stomach.
6. I know you’re upset, but please try to understand.
V. Verge
1. I’m on the verge of being sick. I really need to leave.
2. You look like you’re on the verge of tears, what’s wrong?
3. I’m on the verge of losing it if I’m not better soon… I can’t handle this.
W. Well
1. Well, at least it’s over now.
2. Well, I told you not to drink.
3. Well, you can’t cook, we found that out.
4. Well, I don’t know why you thought we should eat there…
5. Well at least it’s not your stomach.
X. Extremely
1. You’re extremely hot. We need to get your fever down now.
2. You seem extremely tired, I really wish you would take a nap.
3. Just so you know, ___ is extremely out of it. Don’t be surprised if they don’t make sense…
4. I am extremely nauseous…
Y. You
1. You look awful.
2. You think I’m dehydrated?
3. You think you could give me a back rub? I’m really sore…
4. You’re gonna love what I made for dinner…
5. You’re too cautious! Take a risk…
Z. Zero
1. There’s too many zeroes in your temperature, you’re not going to be able to go today…
2. There is zero reason to be acting this way, I’ve been taking care of you all day…
3. Now we’re down to zero healthy people. Great.