not this lady for sure

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Ya’ll. I have 100 followers. How did that even happen? I’m so grateful to have found this community. Especially @mycapt-ohcapt @whostheblondegirl @imhereforbvcky @radical1995 @frostyemma @denialanderror @emilyevanston Thanks for just being awesome each in your own way, whether it’s encouragement, awesome fic, making me actually laugh out loud, pics of our favorite boys, or reminding me that I’m not alone in my politics. 

I’m working hard on the last two chapter of Meet Cute and have a few other ideas floating around my head and my google docs.

So, to celebrate, what should I do? Whatchu want? 

anonymous asked:

Would it be fair to say that, from the moment Jaime pushed Bran from the tower, Catelyn has been slowly but surely transforming into Lady Stoneheart, with Beric resurrecting simply being the final step?

One time in Sabertooth
  • Rufus: I heard at least one girl in every team is lesbian.
  • Minerva: I hope it's Yukino, Yukino is cute.
  • Rufus: ...
  • Minerva: and beautiful and kind and smart and strong.
  • Rufus, Sting, Rogue, Orga: ...
  • Minerva: Oh, and she as a beautiful smile who make me want to kiss her.
  • Rogue: ummm, Lady Minerva, are you sure you're not in love with Yukino?
  • Minerva: What? No! It's not because I want to kiss her, hold her hand, make her smile and past the rest of my life with her that I love her!
  • Sting: No! Of course not, keep thinking this.
  • The whole guild: ...
  • The whole guild: You gotta be kidding me!?
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Sherlock: Is a phone call possible? 

Mycroft: Phone call? 

Sherlock: Sherlock has a brother he may wish to say goodbye. John has a daughter he may wish to say goodbye.

Who Betrayed Who. .

I pull up to my boyfriends driveway shaking. I couldn’t believe I was about to tell him that I’m pregnant. I know he would be excited to hear the news. The only problem is it might not be his. I been with Raymond for about 3 years, he treats me how every woman is suppose to be treated by their man. This man has never done me wrong, he was always there for me, he loved me for me and he sure knew how to please his lady as well. He’s a wonderful guy. I know, I know, If he’s so wonderful why are you cheating right ? Here’s the thing, he’s slacking in the bedroom and it’s bothering me how he can forever eat my pussy and blow my back out but he would never let me give him head and he would never try new positions, only doggy style and him being on top of me. Those two position gets annoying every time. I wanted something new. I asked him why he wouldn’t let me give him head or at least try something new, he said it’s disturbing to see his woman do something so down grading like that, I didn’t know if to take that as a compliment or not so I left it alone. So what I did, I ended up cheating. A part of me wants to tell him, the other part don’t, but the guilt is eating me up inside. He texted me earlier saying he had something to tell me but it has to be in person. Knowing him he would probably end up getting on one knee asking to marry him. I shook the fears out my body, got out the car and walked up to his house.

*rings doorbell*

The door opens and standing there was this gorgeous hazel eye, brown skin brother with 360 waves staring me up and down licking his pink lips.

RAYMOND: damn baby why you look so good

ME: you know I always be looking good for you babe

I gave him a kiss and walked inside. I’m slowly walking around realizing that he has candles set up around the house and dinner prepared on the table for us. I looked at him and smiled. He always knew how to make me feel special.

RAYMOND: I don’t know about you but I want to skip to dessert

ME: what’s for dessert ?

RAYMOND: your sexy ass

He picks me up and pins me against the wall kissing me with his pinks lips all over my neck. Panties got soaked fast. I couldn’t help but to slightly moan. I wrap my legs around him and kissed this man passionately. Next thing I know he was deep inside of me. I felt every inch of him. I started getting emotional, I looked this man in his eyes and started to cry. I love him so much and he knows that. I came to the conclusion that I’m going to tell him I’m pregnant but not that I cheated. His strokes got deeper, moans got louder. In the middle of our session, it came out.

ME: I’m pregnant.

RAYMOND: HOW ?

ME: what the hell you mean how

He stops and his whole mood changed. His eyes showed signs of anger while he was staring down at me.

RAYMOND: YOU CANT BE FUCKING PREGNANT BRIANNA, ITS IMPOSSIBLE!

now I’m pissed off because the man I thought that loved me is saying this fuckery right now, like is he serious?

ME: of course it’s possible Raymond, your the only one I been with for these 3 years we was together.

Now he gets up off me and we both standing up looking at each other with anger. I can’t believe this nigga right now. He turns his back and i hear something that sounds like Velcro. I couldn’t believe this bullshit. The Velcro was connected to a dildo. This nigga just took off a strap on in front of me. Now I’m standing here with so much fucking confusion.

RAYMOND: you can’t be pregnant by me bri.

He hands me a birth certificate and this nigga name isn’t even Raymond it’s Raynell Myers. I was fucking a female this whole time.

SPOILER WARNING and some thoughts this morning, but…

As vague as Final Fantasy XV’s lore is, according to the Wiki page the FF series has, Ifrit betrayed the kingdom of Solheim, causing it to fall after cursing people with a parasitic virus called the Starscourge. In order to combat this, the Astral Bahamut selected the first Oracle from the Fleuret family to help combat and heal the Starscourge before it brought upon eternal night and daemons. Also, as they mentioned that the one of the first king of Lucis when the nation was formed was chosen to fight alongside the Astrals with the help of the Oracle to combat the darkness. But the conflict caused so much destruction that it basically was viewed as a holy reckoning by those who didn’t understand the power these Astrals had unleashed.

But according to the Wikipedia page, the Trials of the Six is noted only two thousand years ago, meaning that there’s a really good chance that nobody has ever made a pact with the Astrals like that until that time.

And guess who was king of Lucis about two thousand years ago? Or, at least, going to be?

Ardyn. He was chosen by the Astrals to help them find a way to end the daemons and ease the Starscourge that Ifrit had let out. But perhaps in the wake of destruction they left, Ardyn took the brunt of it all. The Astrals are still beings that seem rather surreal, so you can’t necessarily blame a god for wrecking things.

But you can blame a man for helping them destroy the nation. So as Ardyn was doing his task to heal the Starscourge, he ended up taking the demons inside of him harboring them until somehow, they can be cleansed and Ardyn can fulfill his duty to the Astrals and return to his kingdom once again.

However, things didn’t go the way they planned. Ardyn did everything right in the scenario, but perhaps when he returned back to Lucis, the king he put in charge (Izunia, I believe?) called him to become a demon, a monster, a destroyer of their home in the wake of the Starscourge’s devastation. And perhaps it was then that Ardyn’s corrupted and daemonic nature began to show, the effects of the Starscourge that he harbored in his way to remedy the daemons. And when Ardyn left, hoping to die in sorrow and grief, the Astrals claimed he was ‘too corrupt’ to enter into the afterlife. A man such as Ardyn could not be allowed to pass in such a state, and so, they too betrayed him.

Perhaps thinking back on it though, Ardyn could have avoided this fate. The daemons are infecting people that turned into these monstrous creatures of darkness because light was unable to reach them. But think about it: when Noctis and the others in the party kill a daemon, they merely vanish into a violet haze. All daemons disappear like this, even Ravus when he was transformed. They merely go back up to the darkness that the Oracle usually keeps at bay, and it’s hoped that it stays there. And yet, Ardyn became a host to daemons. Why?

Because, what if, Ardyn thought these people would be saved? He kept the daemons within himself, their souls and spirits, twisted by the darkness, because – at the expense of his own life – he thought the Astrals could save them? He fought so hard to contain the daemons so that they too may find peace in the Astral realm, or whatever their equivalency to paradise is. But his thoughts were too generous, and he ultimately found out that the Astrals would never help those afflicted with the Starscourge, only condemn them for turning in the first place.

Even Ardyn quotes it in a vague sense. ‘His body would come to host a myriad of daemons, that countless lives be spared.’ Ardyn was sparing daemons, saving those that were alive, and yet it still wasn’t enough. His kindness and his compassion for others became his downfall.

someone shared a thing on fb where a guy put like rose petals & candles etc around their room for his gf and was like “guys this is how you treat your lady right”, and one man commented saying “guys, i’m sure your gf or wife will appreciate it more if you just regularly do your share of housework and cooking rather than making a mess in the house” and a woman replied to his comment saying “Agreed! my husband did this one valentine’s - threw rose petals around the room & on the bed and candles everywhere - and after valentine’s day was over he left it all for me to clean up” and I wish I could say I was surprised that a man would be such a colossal jackass but I’m really not. 

Jonsa/Gendrya: Bastard Kings and their Northern Queens

The War for the Dawn is over, but another war is brewing. Bickering over which line of succession is the true one, the great houses are divided in their support of Houses Targaryen and Baratheon. Jon and Gendry, brothers in arms from the war, want nothing to do with the conflict—or the crown. Exasperated by the silly traditions of the kneelers, Tormund finally suggests an alternative that will make everyone happy: Just share the bloody thing!

The Bastard Kings, as the smallfolk call them, take the Iron Throne and immediately their small council starts suggesting marriage offers. But both the kings have their eyes set North. 

[3 Panel Illustrated Comic Titled “Service Dog” with Service being underlined.

Panel 1 Description: A woman is overhearing a conversation behind her between a family, while shopping for clothes with her service dog. The dog has a harness on it that reads “Do not touch”. Behind her a mother, father, and daughter are having a discussion. The father says “Aw look sweetie, a puppy!” The daughter responds “AWWWWWW”, as she looks at the dog with large excited eyes.

Panel 2 Description: The scene cuts to an areal view behind the parents, while their daughter is looking up at them in excitement. The father looks down at the child and says “I think it’s one of those blind dogs!” The daughter looks up at the mom with big eyes and asks “Can I pet it? PLEASE!!” The mother smiles and says “Yes! I’m sure the lady won’t notice if you pet it.”

Panel 3 Description: The woman with the service dog turns to the family and says “Yes I will, and F.Y.I., I can see and hear you.” The mother quickly ducks down behind a rack of clothes in embarrassment. The father turns his head to look away while muttering to himself “Uh, uh - What’s over here…”. The daughter shrugs in disappointment, with a frown she says “Dang it.”]

Never ever touch a service dog, especially without asking it’s owner for permission first!

Idea submitted by @etahreybased off their story about people invasively wanting to pet their service dog.

anonymous asked:

Jumin + MC who happens to share the same name as his pet (not necessarily be Elizabeth)? Other RFA members may join in for reactions.

Hello~!! I’m not sure if this is quite what you were asking for, but I went for the humorous side of things :3

– R.I.


CHATROOM – DAY 01

Yoosung: Ehh? Are you sure she’s trustworthy?

Seven: Yes yes, I’m already doing a background check on her and so far she seems wait what the- PFFT GYAHAHAHAHA

Seven: be back later omg lolololol what is this…?

Yoosung: what is what?!? Is there a funny photo of her or something? I want to see, I want to see!

Zen: OI!

Zen: Don’t invade her privacy like that! Anyways, what’s your name, mi’lady? I’m sure you have a wonderful name! Must be just as beautiful as yo-

You: Elizabeth the 3rd

Jumin: Oh, how did you know my cat’s name?

MC: What? No… that’s my name…

Yoosung: …

Zen:

Jumin: …

Jumin: I see. What a wonderful name.

Yoosung: OMG!! So THAT’S what Seven’s laughing about!!

Zen: God. I hope he’s not dead from laughing

Seven: still here let me st o ppp laughinasdfkljsdfj

Yoosung: Seven’s laughing so hard he’s having trouble typing!!

You: …

Zen: Oh! No, we’re not making fun of you, I swear! It’s just… your name is really uhm, unique.

Jumin: ?

Jumin: Why would we ever make fun of her for such an elegant name?

Zen: You, shut up.

BEHIND THE SCREENS:

Yoosung

  • I’m so shocked!!
  • Her name is the same as Jumin’s cat??
  • Such a coincidence…
  • Should I laugh? But no, I don’t want to be mean, I just met her…
  • But… pfft… oh no, I can’t stop laughing
  • -silently prays to God to forgive him for being a bad kid-

Zen

  • THIS IS AWFUL.
  • This wonderful lady shares the same name as that Trust Fund Kid’s cat?!?
  • This must be a joke or something
  • -exits the chatroom-
  • -re-enters the chatroom-
  • WHY IS IT STILL THERE?!
  • I-I mean… she has a wonderful name but… Trust Fund Kid’s cat…
  • GRRR. It’s all the Trust Fund Kid’s fault for his stupid naming sense!!

Jumin

  • She shares a name with the most beautiful lady in the world…
  • I wonder if she looks like Elizabeth the 3rd?
  • Hm. I must meet her at once.
  • Would she like to eat lobster…? It’s seafood, after all. Then again, it’s not fish…
  • Wait no, this is a human. Right.

Seven

  • -still dying of laughter-
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  • The Defender of Justice is currently laughing too hard. Please try again later.
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gilmore girls appreciation month ☕ week one part one: favorite female character
ㅤ ㅤ ↳ i have a huge dilemma that i need your opinion on. am i more beautiful today than i was yesterday?