not the prndl

Zodiac according to things my friends said.


Pisces: I’ll honestly be honest.

Aries: His PRNDL is stuck in reverse!

Taurus: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I need a brownie!

Gemini: I’m completely okay with my sexuality, Miss non-gay man lover. …Oh no! My fairies!

Cancer: Am I going to bed? No I’m going to floor!

Leo: Guys, my eyes are numb!

Virgo: Why am I on Tumblr on my laptop and my cell phone?

Libra: Oh yeah, that had alcohol in it.

Scorpio: Why do I keep having gay music video thoughts!?

Sagittarius: I’m not a hermaphrodite if it comes off, right?

Capricorn: I’m not a ho.

Aquarius: Do you know how many people I sold for cigarettes?

  • Seokjin, teaching Taehyung how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Taehyung: You mean the PRNDL?
  • Seokjin: ...
  • Seokjin: The what?
  • Taehyung: The PRNDL.
  • Seokjin: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Taehyung: I'm not a child, Jin-hyung, I know how to spell PRNDL.
  • Seokjin: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
  • Taehyung: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
  • Seokjin: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!
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What do Holly Blue and Mr. Moseby have in common?

 THEY WON’T TOLERNATE NO DAMN RUNNING IN THEIR HALLWAYS!

Love it tbh.

  • Lauren, teaching Dinah how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Dinah: You mean the PRNDL?
  • Lauren: .....
  • Lauren: The what?
  • Dinah: The PRNDL.
  • Lauren: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Dinah: I'm not a child, Lauren, I know how to spell PRNDL.
  • Lauren: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
  • Dinah: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
  • Lauren: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!
  • Stiles, teaching Erica how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Erica: You mean the PRNDL?
  • Stiles: .....
  • Stiles: The what?
  • Erica: The PRNDL.
  • Stiles: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Erica: I'm not a child, Stiles, I know how to spell PRNDL.
  • Stiles: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
  • Erica: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
  • Stiles: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!
  • [Nayeon teaching Dahyun how to drive]
  • Nayeon: Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Dahyun: You mean the PRNDL?
  • Nayeon: The what?
  • Dahyun: The PRNDL.
  • Nayeon: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Dahyun: I'm not a child, Nayeon I know how to spell PRNDL!!
  • Nayeon: It is not something you spell. It is the gear shift. The letters stand for Park, ReVeRSe, NeTURaL DRIVE AND LOW
  • Dahyun: YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS WITH ALL THIS TECHNICAL TALK
  • Nayeon: Oh I'm sorry, why don't we just relax, turn on the radio. WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  • James, teaching Matthew how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Matthew: You mean the PRNDL?
  • James: ...
  • James: The what?
  • Matthew: The PRNDL.
  • James: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Matthew: I'm not a child, James, I know how to spell PRNDL.
  • James: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
  • Matthew: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
  • James: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!