not the jerks

I wish I knew how exactly Mon-El’s date with Eve went.

Like how did he even get onto the topic of Kara?

When they were getting on the elevator did he say something like “Did Kara seem upset to you? She said it was nothing but I think I saw The Crinkle.” and then after explaining what the crinkle is just never really stopped talking about her? Did they go to a restaurant that served potstickers and he told Eve they were Kara’s favorite? Did Eve make a passing comment about how nice or sweet Kara is and Mon-El was like “OMG! You have no idea.” and then just ran with the topic?

What did he say about her? What kind of things did he think were so fascinating and wonderful about Kara, what details has he learned about her that he needed to share? Obviously he’s been paying more attention than some people like to give him credit for because he’s learned enough about her to occupy the conversation for an entire date with Kara Facts - and keep in mind they couldn’t Supergirl Facts - they had to be strictly Kara Facts.

Did he even realize he was doing it? Did he notice that it was happening but couldn’t help it? I know he’s a talker and can ramble but he had to be really involved in his Kara talk in order to go through an entire date talking exclusively about her.

I would love to hear some headcanons! Oooooh has anyone written a fic about this?

Capture and Release, Chapter 6

THIS STUPID CHAPTER OF THIS STUPID STORY FINALLY DECIDED TO COOPERATE AND LET ME WRITE IT. I am glaring at my muse so hard right now, you guys. Holding words hostage is RUDE RUDE RUDE. Pfffft.

Anyways, here’s the current chapter:

And here’s the story from the beginning, if you’re just like “what the hell is this?” (and aren’t bothered by obikin, bondage, snuggling, and kink meme responses that get way the hell out of hand in the wordcount and plot bunny departments): 

Friendly reminder that asexuals are accepted in almost every official LGBT+ organization and there is absolutely nothing ace exclusionists and gatekeepers can do about it 🏳️‍🌈♠️💜🌈