not the first to make this joke but don't care

-audibly winks-

… how are they jumping up like that?

it’s a mystery.

or it’s a bone-based op seesaw situation probably

Things that I learned in my first year at university

1. Some people are not there to work, they’re just joking around. Don't waste your time with them and try to meet the people that really care.

2. One semester passes at the speed of light. Start from day one and try not to let anything unrevised for too long (one week is considered too long).

3. Your teachers will be your saviors. They are the ones who know everything so make sure you have a good working relationship with them (let them see you know stuff and are willing to work) and then when you’re having more trouble learning something they will gladly help you.

4. Be consistent with your routine. A routine helps you get started more easily and defeat the inertia and laziness. Organizing my day as a working day, with study starting at 10 in the morning and classes in the afternoon, helps me focusing on the things I have to do, not waste time, and also have tiny pieces of time during the day to treat myself.

5. Treat yourself. Sometimes I take the bus instead of the metro because I like to watch the views. Sometimes I buy a cake for lunch. Sometimes I take a break in the park and, at the end of the day I go on a walk. Make sure you don’t forget yourself in the middle of everything. You’re the most important thing!

6. Find things that motivate you. A nice looking library, a park, a playlist, everything is valid as long as it makes you ready to work.

7. Choose your group wisely. When making group projects make sure you choose the people who really want to work, and if they don’t talk to your teachers, they will advise you. Also, don’t be afraid to make a group project on your own. You will survive, trust me! And you will learn a lot!

8. The front seat is the best. Choose a good seat in class where you can see and hear your teacher and they can hear you. The front seat is my favorite because it is easier to ignore everyone else and focus on the class.

9. Exercise. Really! Do something like walking every day, or yoga, or whatever you prefer, but make sure you move. It helps your brain and your body.

10. Have fun. At least every week or twice a month, go somewhere you like or visit a new place. Play the tourist and take your mind away from the work. That’s the way to keep your mind sane.

How to attract the signs
  • Aries: smile, be direct, make them laugh, be confident, voice your opinions, give them space
  • Taurus: be trustworthy and loyal, slow and steady, learn their likes/dislikes, touch them, invite them out
  • Gemini: flirt, joke around, be exciting, be kind of dominating, keep the conversation going
  • Cancer: Reassure them in times of need, be kind and caring, talk about family, ask for help, be their friend first
  • Leo: flatter them, show affection, give them full attention, compliment them, emotionally support them
  • Virgo: don't be fake, ask for help, run errands together, start conversations, be patient
  • Libra: win over their friends, give them freedom, look good, be funny/dorky, take them somewhere
  • Scorpio: be mysterious, know what you want, tell them about yourself, be honest and loyal
  • Sagittarius: flirt, joke around, have a carefree attitude, be adventurous, give them space, suggest new things
  • Capricorn: be hardworking and ambitious, make them laugh, be friends first, take your time, show respect
  • Aquarius: debate with them, give them freedom, surprise them, become friends first, be yourself
  • Pisces: be romantic, talk about your dreams, boost their self esteem, be sensitive about their needs
How to tell if The Signs like you
  • Aries: Will be more bubbly, and have less of a mean streak. Will be really fun around you.
  • Taurus: They'll probably try to be with you as much as possible. Won't say much, and will probably try to grab your arm or something.
  • Gemini: Something they do the most: Talk to you, A LOT. They might ask more about you and act interested in what you talk about.
  • Cancer: Will be very low-key around you. Will look at you with starry eyes. They might even open up more to you (more for male than female).
  • Leo: Most likely will try to be really funny around you. They'll just have that look in their eyes that says that they're enthralled.
  • Virgo: They'll probably be super nice to you, and help you with anything that you need. They may even try to do something cute to get your attention. Prepare for a lot of jokes (they might be funny).
  • Libra: Will show a more softer side of them that they don't show to everyone else. But they'll be kinda mean in a joking way.
  • Scorpio: They will share their interests and hobbies with you. Won't be as salty. They may even stare at you a little. When I say little I mean A LOT.
  • Sagittarius: They'll never even make fun of you, even in a joking way. Sagittarius' will be really sweet and will do anything for you. Very loyal.
  • Capricorn: Will start to open up to you. This takes a lot of time. Like Virgo, a lot of jokes, so prepare yourself. Won't say anything somewhat romantic, but will serve you.
  • Aquarius: Has a more independent, and detached kind of love. But will care for you deeply. They'll stand up for you of someone even does something the don't approve of to you.
  • Pisces: At first, will deny they have feelings for you. But in time they start to soften at the idea of love and will try to be as casual as possible. But when they love you. they mean it.
why I like your sign (use rising too)
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> You are fun to be around. Though, sometimes you get mad at me and say rude things and I don't like that. Though, you are one of the most fun/adventurous kind of people i know (besides sag) I would want to be best friends with you. (p.s. you're hot af)<p/><b>Taurus:</b> You are one of the funniest people I know. You aren't afraid to be made fun of or make fun of other people. You are a refreshing person to be around, and you don't pressure me to be someone else. I love you guys.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> You guys talk a lot, but it's always so fun to listen to. Whether you're ranting, babbling, or just having a plain conversation, you never cease to entertain me. You always say something hilarious and make me laugh constantly. You have the best people skills out of all the signs and I love you to death. You're so precious and make a wonderful friend.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> You are literally too sweet. People say you guys cry all the time, but you are just a little sensitive, and there's nothing wrong with that. You have a tendency to bounce back--which is great. You are never hung up on anything for too long (contrary to popular belief a.k.a. from my experience with you.) In certain cancers, I've noticed you don't get hurt super easily, but when something hits you, it hits you hard.<p/><b>Leo:</b> You guys are jokers and I love to be around you. You don't take things too seriously. I can make fun of you, and you won't care; you'll just make fun of me back. You're a quality friend and great company.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> You are so great to talk to. The way you see the world is perfect. You are a mix of philosophy, logic, and fun. You are trustworthy and (in my opinion) never judegmental (at least not out loud.) Sometimes you get a little bored of everything, but you just make a really bad joke to liven it up a little.<p/><b>Libra:</b> You all are kind of quiet. You want to fit in, but remember it's okay to be a little awkward and weird. Some other Libras are just loud and don't care who they are--which is one of many great traits of your sign. You get along with almost everyone. (except for those who like to tip the scale with drama.) You have such a beautiful view of life and you can see the good in everyone.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I like that you can get a little crazy. You are an attractive person inside and out. You have this thing about you that no matter how hard they try, no one can hate you. They can say they hate you, but they don't truly hate you. At first, you act all sweet and nice, but then when someone gets to know you, there's a whole other side to you (which is super fun to get to know.)<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> You make the best puns. People are always saying you don't care, and it's definitely true! You are opinionated and blunt. You share your opinions in a matter that everyone can accept. Though, sometimes you are too blunt for your own good. You like to cover your bluntness with a joke, and sometimes it doesn't work. You don't take shit from anyone and that's great. You are one of the funniest signs and I love to be around you.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> You are so smart, but so down-to-earth. You teach me new things without making me feel stupid. You are always there for me when I need you, and you're sometimes the most awkward person ever, but it's hilarious. You don't get enough credit as a person.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> You have good intentions, but they don't always pull through. Not a lot hurts you, which can be good and bad. Well, it seems like not a lot hurts you. It's fun to mess around with you, because you take it so well. You like to fight fire with fire and if someone does get to you, you won't take it. You'll fight back and protect yourself. The way you present yourself is attractive and your personality is magnetic. I like you a lot. (you're hot af too)<p/><b>Pisces:</b> You're so kind. You seem to always have your head in the clouds and you seem to always be looking at tomorrow. Though it is fun to dream with you, try to live in the present a little. You are so in touch with your emotions and other people's emotions as well. You seem to be able to connect with everyone on a personal level. You can comfort anyone and do it well. You are a great friend, especially in a personal crisis.<p/></p>
Seeing other VC blogs and...

Telling the new kid to vulture culture that that bird they articulated is protected by the MBTA and is illegal to own. And then they say they know and don’t really care.

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I guess I’ve been throwing awkward jokes recently *cries

the first picture supposed to be 19 days’ mock BTS from last the previous chapter (not the latest) and the second picture was a good-for-nothing awkward jokes hahah -_- sorry

oh right, please be careful with internet now! you guys heard about the hacking by WannaCry (cmiiw) no? my friend’s friend just got his laptop infected with that! every file turns to “(original file name).php.wncry” god it was a mess :(

The Houses as Chandler Bing Quotes Part 2
  • Hufflepuff: When I first meet somebody it's usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
  • Gryffindor: Hi, I'm Gryffindor. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
  • Slytherin: If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me!
  • Ravenclaw: Let me think, let me think. Oh! I don't care.

anonymous asked:

*reads the hell out of this blog and can't wait for more* Wonderful. Simply wonderful. Okay, so! How about some hc for Whitebeard Pirates having a blind sister who can't even fight, but is really good cook, and also a bit of a prankster (like some of them, heh) - that also means she's throwing some jokes about her blindness (not only to ease the atmosphere, but also because her disability don't stop her from doing things she likes).

*cries bc you all are so nice & I’m a terrible mod*

I love you nonnie & bless your request

  • Alrighty! So at first everyone would be super careful around her and treat her super delicately. Though once she was like ‘yo, I see what’s going on and I can function without being babied’ 
  • ^ THEY”D ALL MAKE SURE TO PROTECT HER BC WHAT IF SHE GETS HURT WHEN THEY’RE FIGHTING
  • everyone knows they rarely lose but, they can’t have their lil sis being hurt
  • tbh they have a little “secret” room that’s like a little library & tea room, where all the people who cannot fight go to chill and wait it out 
  • At first Marco would be like. ‘finally a nice person who isn’t going to be an actual wild animal’ 
  • Then like one week later she’s mopping his floor with pineapple juice
  • Just saying like… cooking competitions with Thatch 
  • her…. beating…. Thatch in cooking competitions….
  • Ace & Thatch low key kicking objects in her way so she trips & then her picking up said object and throwing it in the way of snickering
  • Haruta & Izo guiding her throughout the ship to help her learn (it’s hard enough for someone with sight let alone without)
  • Also Haruta & Izo kicking Ace & Thatch’s ass whenever they try to mess with her
  • ^ actually everyone’s but…
  • Whitebeard being really proud of her because she’s actually amazing
  • Safe Person™: u make sad
  • avpd: this is it. You knew it was coming. They hate you, you should cut all ties with them so you never have to face them again. They don't want to talk to you, you should learn when to shut up. Everyone leaves so it's better to leave first. They're too good for you anyways, you don't deserve them. Who even cares if they're joking?? They're right, either way. You're just a downer. You ruin everyone around you, you should just be alone. Isolate yourself. Clingy piece of shit. You DESERVE to be alone. You were an idiot to think you could have a friendship that lasted. You ruin everything. Obviously you make them miserable. Just cut yourself off completely. You trusted them and you need them, and that's dangerous. Getting too close always ends badly, you can be hurt so much worse. Distance yourself, learn to stop caring. No one needs you, so you shouldn't need them.

anonymous asked:

Can we talk about the fact that: (oh yeah, might want to tag as spoilers :0) Rohan's last words after EXPLODING are him being concerned with Koichi's safety with complete disregard for his own? Don't know how people can think Rohan is as much of a jerkass as he pretends to be after that. Dude literally isn't even thinking about what just happened to him, and more so cares about it potentially happening to what is likely his closest friend.

THAT CHAPTER SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN BY LITERALLY EVERYONE (and honestly I don’t blame him because he died so many times but) I 100% AGREE WITH YOU

ROHAN ACTUALLY CARES SO MUCH ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE- KOICHI, JOSUKE, THE LIVES OF MANY MORE PEOPLE IF THEY DON’T CATCH KIRA- HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD GUY WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT

Like??? He always does things out of his own best interest at first glance, but there’s so much more to it especially when lives are in danger and it makes me sad when people reduce him to a fandom joke

I just realized that we know from Agents of SHIELD that fully functional ocular prosthesis exist in the MCU, and yet Nick Fury still chose to keep his injured eye and wear a fucking eyepatch over it instead because he probably thought it looked badass as fuck and he’s like the physical embodiment of overly dramatic

How to Get Away with Murder - Starter Sentences
  • Feel free to change pronouns/words to your liking!
  • “I never kiss and tell.”
  • “I wanna be her.”
  • “Do you know who anyone really is?”
  • “Were you screwing her?”
  • “I'm done with your crazy.”
  • “Because I'm not marrying a loser.”
  • “Looks like we have more in common than I thought.”
  • “Hooker Mom turned out to be Bomb Mom. I freakin' love this job!”
  • “Smile or go to jail!”
  • “I just wanted to do something.”
  • “Well, she can't resist a challenge, can she?”
  • “We are so, so screwed.”
  • “This is what pilates can do for you.”
  • “I just know that everyone hates their boss.”
  • “Let's hear it for the greedy little pig.”
  • “[NAME], smile. You're going home.”
  • “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
  • “Did you love her?”
  • “She was just lost.”
  • “That's how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken messes that you just clean up.”
  • “I've been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
  • “I don't believe you. To be honest, I don't even care.”
  • “See? Sexting pays off.”
  • “Oh my god, are you crying?”
  • “Listen to yourself. You just can't stop lying.”
  • “You won't be the first person in the world disappointed by their father.”
  • “Wow, someone have daddy issues?”
  • “That's the best thing I've seen in days.”
  • “Whatever it takes. Isn't that what you said?”
  • “You still feel like making jokes now?”
  • “You forgot his name and he's still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”
  • “He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice. I had to kill him or he was going to kill me.”
  • “He deserved to die. And I'm glad he's dead.”
  • “Take all the time you want. I'll be here.”
  • “Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”
  • “Are you good for anything, or can you only do your job when you're screwing evidence out of someone?”
  • “You're a monster.”
  • “I'm so sorry.”
  • “Please forgive me for what I said.”
  • “So please come home, [NAME]. Come home so we can be together. Come home.”
  • “I have a drug problem, [NAME].”
  • “She apologized to me. That's not something she does. Ever.”
  • “You call it crazy. I call it winning.”
  • “He's not the man we thought he was.”
  • “Hey there, killer.”
  • “You didn't do this. They did. Don't let them ruin you.”
  • “Maybe I'm a good faker.”
  • “When in doubt, shut your mouth.”
  • “I can't sleep without having nightmares. I'm scared I might be going crazy.”
  • “Thank God I don't have a gun or I'd shoot her myself.”
  • “You hurt my feelings. A lot. And I know I should be used to it now because everyone here makes fun of me all the time but you didn't. And then you were mean to me for no reason. Yeah, whatever. I'll, I'll stop being a jerk.”
  • “Seriously, just because my facial hair isn't exactly as luscious as yours, doesn't mean I can't still kick your ass.”
  • “You said you loved me, over and over. But you don't, do you? You love her.”
  • “Don't say that if you don't mean it.”
  • “I mean it. I don't love her anymore. I love you.”
  • “I did it. I killed [NAME].”
  • “You need to leave.”
  • “You do realize I'm not scared to hit a bitch.”
  • “Oh, just throw me down the stairs. (Optional: You did a pretty good job with [NAME].)”
  • “You know I'm not that guy.”
  • “A person can lift almost anything if they're desperate enough.”

anonymous asked:

What if all the boys S/O's were goofy and constantly made jokes in serious situations, but don't mean to( most of the time)? And how do you think Karlheinz would react to this?

Karlheinz: At first he’d find it a bit refreshing, compared to his brides of the past this s/o has a quirky and fun sense of humour. However, were she ever around in his political endeavours he would be very put out by it. 

Shu: They might get a chuckle every now and again. Shu scarcely cares about serious situations so he wouldn’t find his s/o making jokes in that kind of situation a big deal. He may get annoyed with the jokes after a while.

Reiji: His sense of humour is very dry and because he’s so uptight and rigid and anal about everything around him, his s/o making jokes when she shouldn’t be would aggravate him to no end. They probably would only do this once before Reiji enacts punishment for such behaviour.

Laito: He’d be entertained by it and similar to Shu he doesn’t care much for serious stuff anyways. 

Kanato: He’d get annoyed really fast. He likely wouldn’t find their jokes funny to start with and making them all the time especially when the situation didn’t call for it, he’d be fairly put out.

Ayato: This merry prankster is yet another guy who couldn’t give a single shit about serious problems. Half the time he’d encourage his s/o to make stupid jokes when things were boring. 

Subaru: He has no sense of humour really so the jokes might put him off. Generally he wouldn’t care until the jokes annoyed him then he’d tell them to shut up.

Ruki: He might warrant it happening once or twice but once he notices it becoming a thing he will correct their behaviour.  

Kou: With Kou it depends on his mood. If he thinks the situation should be taken seriously and his s/o makes a joke, he’s gonna be in a pretty foul mood, however, if it’s something he doesn’t find a big deal then he’ll laugh along with them.

Yuma: So long as they don’t make stupid puns he wouldn’t care until it gets too repetitive.

Azusa: He probably wouldn’t understand much but he would show concern when his s/o starts cracking jokes in a very serious situation. He’d be more concerned with what Ruki would do since it’d be considered misbehaving.

Carla: His s/o would get a deadpan expression that reads very clearly “If you tell one more joke I will slaughter you.” The look is all his s/o would need to pipe down.

Shin: Like Kou it depends on the seriousness of the situation and if he deems it serious enough. If it’s something Carla says is serious then you’d better believe Shin is gonna shut his s/o up and put them in line. 

anonymous asked:

I'm just really confused by something. Everyone says Theon's arc is about finding his identity. I just...he comes out of this he's terribly mutilated and traumatized for life. Even if he stops trying to pretend to be something he's not and admits what he cares about I just don't understand how he can find himself when so much of his limited options are no longer even possible anymore. It just doesn't make sense to me.

OKAY I’M FINALLY HERE *rubs hands* (first thank you for asking this because it means I get to post a bunch of me ranting about Theon in the tag therefore adding something in the midst of dick in a box jokes) (also this post is LONG sorry)

That said: see, the thing is that… he has found himself already. Sort of. And it’s vastly improvable, of course, but as he is and for how the story’s being set up, I think he has more options than it looks like. Wait I’m just gonna break it down.

  • So, the thing is that Theon’s arc is already presented like that technically - all the chapters in ACOK are titled Theon, so that’s who he is, and then in ADWD you have one with that title, the others are all obviously all the personality changes he undergoes through until he finally gets at the end, and count that it basically goes backwards from the ACOK arc. Like, it was incblackbird who noticed it a while ago in the tag somewhere - if you look at the story progression, in ACOK Theon does go from Theon to turncloak to prince in Winterfell to Reek pretty much, while in ADWD it’s the contrary - he starts Reek, goes through all the others backwards and comes back to Theon. So it is about someone finding his identity. And I’m not saying reclaiming for a reason.
  • Which would be: Theon-in-ACOK thinks he knows who he is and that he has it all figured out. He’s Theon Greyjoy who’s also the heir to the islands and an ironborn and he’s also Robb Stark’s bff for the ages and he’s Ned Stark’s ward even if he doesn’t want to really acknowledge that and he thinks he’s done with it. Then since he can’t be both, which is what basically this whole mess stems for, he ends up taking his shitty decisions that bring him to the Reek point, but all of that is basically built on the fact that he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing half of the time. And I say it with all the love in the world of course, but - like, he wants to be an ironborn and then he conquers a castle that he wants to rule like Eddard Stark insofar as doing shit that ironborns would never do like killing the men who raped/tried to rape the women in Winterfell. And that’s because he wants approval and clearly he doesn’t get it because to the northerners it’s the proof that he’s just a thieving ironborn like all the rest and the ironborn think he’s too soft and the north ruined him and shit. He’s pretty much a mess mostly because of that, and count that he’s really fixated on his heritage/on having an heritage at all. As in, if he can’t be prince of the iron islands then he should damn well be prince of Winterfell and so on. In short: this dude is confused as fuck though it’s not all his fault - it’s pretty much the natural consequence of his upbringing - and he gets shit wrong regardless because he behaves the way he thinks he should according to whichever role he’s playing/whatever he thinks he’s supposed to be doing according to his role at that moment. 
  • Tldr: he thinks he knows who he is, he knows nothing. Ygritte would have had a field day.
  • Meanwhile, while he’s Reek, in theory he’s stripped down of everything that made him himself. And sure he’s traumatized for life and he’s mutilated and everything you said, but the thing is that I think one of that entire storyline’s points is showing that he’s actually made of stronger stuff than pretty much everyone in those books.
  • Case in point: even when he’s Reek, he has to come up with the rhyming thing to remember that he’s supposed to be Reek. Like, it’s so fundamentally wrong to him that he can’t fully buy into it even then and so he comes up with the rhyming thing - count that Ramsay never mentions it and that the more ADWD goes on the more the rhymes get ridiculous - I mean, until he says weak and freak and shit it’s all good, but leek? Cheek? It’s obvious he’s kinda grasping at straws there to find anything that will work. The moment he’s away from Ramsay (when he goes Moat Caitlin) he thinks about himself and Robb joking at Roose’s expense during war councils. He thinks of himself as Theon more progressively while the chapter advance the moment the Reek ones are done. And at random times he does shit that he might have done before - like, it’s mostly in the last chapter (which is titled Theon, no shit XD) but he sorta grins to himself when he realizes that the spearwives can’t kill him if they want their plan to succeed, then he goes like ‘if only I had any strength I’d wish I could fuck her against the table’ at the spearwife that looks wrong at him and shit. And if you look at the WoW chapter, other than thinking of himself as Theon at any given time, he sasses Stannis internally pretty damn often all things considered.
  • Tldr: he’s gone through a lot of shit, but he never really was completely fucked up to his core.
  • Also, core difference between last-chapter-of-ADWD-Theon and ACOK-Theon: in acok as stated he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s supposed to be because he had… too many conflicting options and he never could work it out for himself. ADWD is basically him working through most of his shit albeit in probably very unhealthy ways, but by the time he’s walking up the stairs to Jeyne’s room he’s pretty much realized that a) he did some bad stuff, b) that he’s sorry for what he did, c) that he went at things completely wrong, d) that his priorities were scrambled wrong, e) that he might have wanted to be a Stark but not because OMG I LOVE THE STARKS but because it was the closest thing to a home he ever had - he never says that he had one, f) he should have been with Robb.
  • Now, I went about the importance of the Robb thing a lot in the past so I’m just gonna leave links because no one wants me to rehash it again (here is a thing about the parallelism in their storylines and this about Robb seeing in him the person who’d rescue Jeyne Poole rather than the ass everyone else thought he was), so I’ll just do the tldr: the moment Theon realizes that he should have been with Robb all that time I think he kinda put two and two together and realized that it was what he, Theon, not the heir to the islands/turncloak/prince of Winterfell/etcetera, would have wanted. I also have complicated feelings about how Robb saw Theon and the fact that Theon probably never thought that good of himself deep down, but never mind that.
  • Though on that I should add one moment that - well, everything’s Theon ever wanted was validation from others and to be looked up at/seen as a worthy person. If we don’t count his mother (which we don’t really know about in depth), there’s exactly one person who was only too happy to give him that, aka Robb Stark, and we just established that Theon has just realized that he should have died with him, so… let’s just keep that in mind.
  • At this point, someone who’s thoroughly fucked up by the circumstances would probably just give it up, also considering that by this point he’s suicidal. And instead what is the first thing he does after putting two and two together? Right, he saves Jeyne’s life. And - that’s actually kinda hero/fairytale worth - I mean, he can barely even walk and nonetheless he has it in him to grab her, drag her to the roof and forward and when he realizes that it’s either risking death or going back to their abuser he jumps when he could as well have gone back and told Ramsay she had tried to escape and he caught her. That’s… hardly someone who’s broken down in the spirit, if we catch my meaning.
  • And, when he meets Asha and she goes like Theon?, he goes like yes my name is Theon. Not Theon Greyjoy or anything else. And he’s pretty damn sure about that. He knows perfectly where he’s standing at and the WoW chapter doesn’t really deny it imo - I mean, he kinda sounds unhinged at times but can you blame him XD
  • Now, context. It looks like he’s a hostage again and that Stannis is gonna kill him, but as I said other times, GRRM never kills off someone if he already told you he will. Also, Davos has been MIA since mid-ADWD. I’m gonna pay you money that he gets to Stannis’ camp with Rickon before the execution and at that point it’s gonna have to happen that people realize that Bran and Rickon weren’t dead, and so goes the only reason Stannis has to kill him himself, because he has no real title to do it otherwise. And as much as people say Jon might do it… people, he has bigger fish to fry. Like maybe that he’ll have to die, come back to life and come to terms with being Azor Ahai, but never mind me.
  • At that point Asha might try to make a deal or something, but I’m betting you money that he survives at least WoW.
  • Which means that there’s an entire book of storyline and possibly another one (I don’t think Theon’s dying at all for that matter). During which pretty much anything could happen, but… he’s not with Ramsay anymore and I HIGHLY doubt he ever will be again - he escaped on his own, he’s out, not even GRRM would be the kind of sadist to throw him there again especially after he put all that work in the ‘he escapes while doing an extremely selfless thing’ storyline. If Asha manages to make a deal he’d have relative freedom, and the fact that he’s not obliged to be anything that he was supposed to before might actually be good because if he doesn’t have to be his father’s heir or Robb’s friend or the Stark ward… then he actually could have enough freedom to realize what he actually wants. He probably doesn’t know yet and the thing about his SL is that I really hope it somehow is also about him trying to find that out.
  • Sure, proven that the white walkers don’t get there because I have no clue of what he’s supposed to do in the northern storyline tho if he’s there it has to be important, but.
  • That said, if he survives the war - which I think he will - then who stops him from actually looking around, seeing his options and take his decisions, especially since while he’s pretty damn bad off physically I think he’ll eventually be okay enough mentally. Not ever completely okay, but at some point he’s gonna get there somehow. Also let’s be real, GRRM is bad when it comes to realism - the way Theon is right now, he shouldn’t have been able to walk up the stairs without stopping every three steps, never mind running across the roof and throwing himself off it. Like, he’s missing at least four toes and it’s all the outer ones, try walking while curling them so you can’t use them and tell me it’s easy after ten steps. Irl it’d take him years to get back to a semblance of healthy, but if in fiction GRRM just goes like ‘he’s totally gonna go and use a bow again even if he lost all his muscle’ I’ll just roll my eyes and go on.
  • Anyway, I think he actually can have options the moment the war is done and since it looks like he’s coming back to himself all along and he has to a degree already found himself I don’t think he’s in a bad place for the arc to go forward at all. That said, it has to because you don’t bring someone at that point just to kill them off. If you do that kind of arc either the person somehow gets over their trauma and moves on to a degree and says fuck you to who put them there or you kill them long before this point, as the text is right now it would make no sense killing him off. (I think I ranted about it in the above link re why/how he would survive XD) So no, I don’t think he’s gone yet or that he can’t come back from it. It was beyond words horrid of course, but he never really went away in the first place - well, the core part that eventually came out during the last ADWD chapter that I was talking about before. So - I still think there’s a lot of ways it could go and they don’t necessarily have to be bad y’know.

… wow that was long. I hope it made any sense and that I actually covered the issue you were addressing, at some points I really just started rambling, lol.

How to Get a Date with the Signs
  • Aries: Play as hard to get as you can, while still subtly letting them know you like them. No one likes a chase more than they do.
  • Taurus: Be patient and pay attention to what they say. Be ready to make the first move.
  • Gemini: Joke around a lot and bounce off ideas with them. They don't care that much about who makes the first move.
  • Cancer: You have to either be ready to wait or make the first move yourself. Make it clear that you like them and, even with little things, they'll notice.
  • Leo: Shower them with compliments. Seriously, stroke their ego a lot and they'll bite. Make sure they feel like you think they're the best.
  • Virgo: Ask for their help and compliment them on their work. Make it obvious that you're not taking advantage of them. You'll probably need to make the first move.
  • Libra: Watch a lot of romantic comedies or read a lot of romance books and take tips from that. Don't let them see you be rude and give them their space.
  • Scorpio: Ask enough about them to make it seem you're interested, but not enough to be intrusive. Pay attention to what they have to say.
  • Sagittarius: Be fun. Talk about philosophy, history, whatever; they might not seem like the type, but they're immensely attracted to that kind of thing.
  • Capricorn: They're used to their work going without notice, so appreciate what they do. Don't pick on them, they're really not into that.
  • Aquarius: Hope for the best, because you can be as obvious as you want and they wouldn't notice. Rule of thumb is to be as non-judgemental as possible.
  • Pisces: Pay a lot of attention to them and use what you learn in offhanded comments. Be as sweet as you can.
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'Fresh Off the Boat' Star: I Don't Need to Represent Every Asian Mom Ever

Constance Wu talks about accents and preserving authenticity

“Stereotypes are only dangerous when they are used as the butt of the joke, and our writers have taken great care to never write a single joke that is based upon a stereotype. The fact that this is the first show in 20 years that has Asian leads— carrying a story instead of supporting a white person’s story — takes away that burden of stereotypes. What makes a stereotype harmful is when it’s a one-dimensional person.
"I think the reason people have been quick to throw the stereotype criticism on us is because there will always be people who are laughing at the wrong thing. Some people are like, “Oh, stereotypical accent!” An accent is an accent. If there were jokes written about the accent, then that would certainly be harmful. But there aren’t jokes written about it. It’s not even talked about. It’s just a fact of life: immigrants have accents. Making the choice to have that is a way of not watering down the character and making it politically correct. It’s choosing authenticity over safety, and I think that’s bold. The people who are going to laugh at the alleged stereotypes are the same people who are going to laugh at their Chinese waiter in the restaurant next door for very coarse, uneducated reasons.
"We’re not writing the show to placate the idiots. So to anybody who accuses us of utilizing stereotypes, I would challenge them to point them out when they’re used as humor tools, because they aren’t.”

Imagine Eren and Levi going to the zoo and they see a rhinoceros or something, and it’s so cool and Eren is absolutely beside himself with excitement because he’s never been to a zoo before. He’s gushing about it, reading the little information plaque to Levi and pointing out each one and commenting on their horns and stuff. Levi’s just watching them graze and tuning Eren out, for the most part.

They’re about to move on when Eren freezes in place. The rhino turns away from them, defecates, then promptly steps in it and kicks it backwards. Eren turns his head slowly, nervously, to look at Levi’s face, and… Yep. Twisted in absolute horror. Predictably, and much to Eren’s dismay, Levi ends up completely and totally appalled and disgusted and 100% done for the rest of the day.

And it was the first fucking enclosure. They still have the whole zoo to see.

Poor Eren.

(seriously have you seen them poop oh my god i don’t care how many poop jokes levi makes he would have a fit look at this jfc)

anonymous asked:

Hi, you are awesome and your writing is the best! Could you please make rap monster make a dad joke? I don't know why but it just sounds hilarious in my head. Love you~~

“What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?”

“I don’t care,” Yoongi replies to Namjoon, who doesn’t seem to be interested in what the younger is saying.

Yoongi was interested in the first ten jokes, but anything after that just calls for Namjoon’s mouth to be duct taped. Namjoon has entered a tacky dad joke phase and has been non-stop since the other night.

“You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!”

“What about the glue?” Jimin asks, definitely looking more entertained by Namjoon’s jokes if laughing like a hyena and clapping his hands is any indication.

“I knew you’d get stuck there.”

Jimin stares at Namjoon, who stares back and waits until the younger registers it. The younger takes a few seconds before he catches the pun and starts losing his shit once more.

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