Why are you still kneeling?”
Kai reached for her prosthetic hand and brushed his lips against her newly polished knuckles. “You’ll have to get used to people kneeling to you. It kind of comes with the territory.”
“I’m going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is by giving a high five.”
Kai’s smile brightened. “That’s genius. Me too.
Summary: Amber is on a mission to kill Negan, only to find out that her plan goes terribly wrong. Request Summary: “Request based on S7Ep7? The reader in Carl’s shoes though” – ambroselunatic POV: Amber Characters: Amber, Fat Joseph, Jesus, Negan, and of course, Lucille Word Count: 4670. This is seriously long as shit. Warnings: Cursing Authors note:Let’s see how this goes. Not too sure how this story will come together. I’m literally jumping right into the content, no build up, no B.S. intro. Yes, I looked up the correct gun Carl used because I’m a loser and wanted to make sure it was right. xD I think it came out pretty good. Parts: 1/1 - Completed. Quote of the story: “All I can say is, this isn’t Burger King, you’re not going to have it your way and sadly, this isn’t a McDonalds either, so, you won’t be loving it.” P.S. Seriously, guys, thank you SO much for all the praise and love for my other pieces. You guys are literally the best and it means so much to me! Also, thanks for the 200 followers!
i'm wondering if moo would tell them about the little mermaid and i'm especially wonderig what their (the sirens) reactions would be like..
Instead of telling, let me show you. Here are some of Moo’s favourite quotes from the siren boys when he told them about the Little Mermaid;
“Psh, of course, the humans get it wrong when it comes to music. We don’t fricking harass the sea creatures to play some dumb musical instruments! We’re sirens for a reason, we have our flipping voices!”
“Honestly, she doesn’t even have the correct body! Where in the god damn seven seas are her gills? How can she even breathe properly?”
“God, don’t even get me started on this terminology. You don’t use a dinglehopper to comb your hair, you use it to pick off old scales!”
“Really? In a blink of an eye, her voice is simply taken away by a sea witch? First off, taking voices is complete sharkcrap. Second, my mother is a sea witch and she is the kindest person ever so if anyone wants to talk clam about sea witches, you’ll have to deal with me first!”
“There is literally no way that Triton would give up his powers so easily, like I get that it is his daughter in trouble and stuff but in reality, he’s pretty nasty if you get on his bad side. That ‘sea witch’ would’ve been dead a long time ago.”
There are two types of love. The first type is just a big cluster of things that bring the happiness in your every day life. You can love your cat. You can love your phone. You can love the kid in your math class for actually explaining a problem.
Then, you have ‘love’. The love that makes your heart race, the kind that can make you cry and laugh at the same time. That type of love is used for so little people in your life, that sometimes you don’t know how to use it. Some treat it like they treat ‘that kid’ in their math class. Use it, and toss it. They even treat others love like that, and I just hope… I hope you won’t treat mine like that.
i’m loving those 5sos’ song quotes
“they say we’re losers and we’re alright with that” “we are the leaders of the not coming backs” “we are the kings and the queens of the new broken scene” etc. ‘cause it’s like they are creating this whole new little world for their fans where they can be whoever the hell they want to be and i love that concept
I tried to make a home out of you, but doors lead to trap doors. A stairway leads to nothing. Unknown women wander the hallways at night. Where do you go when you go quiet? You remind me of my father, a magician, able to exist in two places at once. In the tradition of men and my blood, you come home at 3am and lie to me. What are you hiding? The past and the future merge to meet us here. What luck. What a fucking curse.
So, I have a very small theory. It’s really only based on one small but in the show but it’s constantly been bugging me. In Warp Tour, when Steven starts sneezing at the beginning of the episode, Pearl tells him to sneeze into his ‘anticubital fossa’. He has no idea what this means and she repeats it, pointing to her elbow. He never corrects her or says the word elbow. In fact, I can’t seem to find the word ‘elbow’ anywhere in the series.
So with this I have come to the conclusion that there is no Shakespeare in the SU Universe.
Shakespeare came up with a whole mess of words that we use today, including elbow. I don’t really know what impact this would have on the world but it’s a thought that constantly creeps up on me.
Also, as far as I can tell, Jamie, who is a pretty die hard actor, never quotes Shakespeare. With his passion you’d think there’d be at least one quote in there.
(( now, let me tell you something that is flawed with this, this-
is what the fossa, or antecubital fossa is. it’s the other side of your elbow. This is the actual name for this part of the human body. As for why no one says elbow, there might be a little theory hidden here, or maybe, the word has never been needed in any of their sentences.))