not the best thing i've ever did

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Diana: […] she’s disinclined to stay at home since her companion died.

Anne: Her companion?

Diana: Her best friend forever and ever.

Diana: Aunt Josephine never married. Neither of them did. They lived with each other their whole lives.

Anne: I’d live with you forever if I could, but I know you’ll leave me the day you get married to some wealthy and handsome gentleman. 

Anne: I hate him already.

they Did That™

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Jeremy: And despite all of their bitching they sung along to all the songs anyway.

Christine: Yeah and then you and Mike were making bedroom eyes at each other during “Love Will Find A Way”.

Rich: Not to mention you wouldn’t shut up about how much you loved Kovu for the entire movie lol

Jeremy: Wha? Hey!!

Michael: Yeah we know you’re a furry but do you have to make it so obvious?

Jeremy: I AM NOT–

Michael: Saying that you have a crush on Kovu immediately results in classifying you as a furry, Jer.

Jeremy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


Bonus:

CAPTAIN MARVEL IS SET IN THE EARLY ‘90S

NICK FURY WILL HAVE TWO EYES

THE SKRULLSA RE THE VILLAINS

LAURENCE FISHBURNE IS GOLIATH IN ANT-MAN AND THE WASP

MICHELLE PFEIFFER IS JANET VAN DYNE

I think in the next Star Trek movie they should have John De Lancie somewhere in the background just randomly watching. He’s deciding if he should make official contact yet or wait a few more generations. He never says anything about the Q or anything at all but we’ll know

we’ll know

signs that you’re trapped in an unhealthy RP relationship:

  1. you develop fear of shipping with other muses.
  2. you develop fear of shipping with duplicates of your rp partner’s muse
  3. you notice your circle of acquaintances is growing smaller and smaller because your partner wants to be your ‘one and only’
  4. you feel pressured to roleplay certain plots/scenarios that make you uncomfortable or uncertain
  5. your partner ‘guilt trips’ you when you don’t comply with their demands (ooc or ic). 
  6. you feel obligated to login at certain times during the day, otherwise your possessive partner will get pissed. 
  7. your partner shows possessiveness by causing their character to be extremely clingy to your character
  8. they shower you with compliments ( aka. ‘what would i do without you?’. ‘you’re my everything!’) in an effort to keep you dedicated and devoted to them until the end of time
  9. at the slightest offense they’ll vague-post about you, ignore you, or make rude/passive-aggressive comments at you. 

I have fallen into many a toxic RP relationship, and have successfully escaped them all. It’s not easy, but it’s possible. If you need HELP, advice, or even a listening ear, please feel free to message me. <3

Me, Doing College Theatre: “Why do we keep doing all these Weird as Shit™ shows? Wouldn’t we get more butts in seats if we did musicals?”

Me, now, doing Butts-in-Seats-Musicals: “Hokay, please direct me towards the Weird Shit. I would like one Weird Shit Play, please.”

The Signs As Things I've Said
  • Aries: meet me in the shadow realm bitch
  • Taurus: sometimes self care is lounging in the shower while playing best fiends and that's ok
  • Gemini: at what point did the moon say "hey motherfucker time to turn into a god damn wolf for the night"
  • Cancer: if that's a kink i am out bye
  • Leo: spyro the dragon is the disabled hero we deserve
  • Virgo: sorry buddy i'm not here for that shit tonight go haunt someone else
  • Libra: have you ever wanted to fight an artist who's been dead for centuries
  • Scorpio: remember in 2005 when everything happened
  • Sagittarius: the sagittarius in me wants that but the rest of me does not
  • Capricorn: what do you put on a playlist with an anime opening? owl city
  • Aquarius: fight me you spectral bitch
  • Pisces: go for it vampire dude
All I can think of right now is Bitty with a big dog

That is a concept I thoroughly enjoy. Just Bitty at his home in Georgia, cuddling his best friend who is probably twice his size in his room or something. Or when he leaves for college, his dog running up to him and almost tackling him to the ground. Bitty bringing Jack home and having him meet this big, furry dog and Jack looking at Bitty like “how did you not get crushed”. Bitty and Jack getting a big dog of their own, spending their days off cuddling each other, and the dog laying right besides them in bed.

  • Takenaka: Alright, Kageyama, I've decided it's finally time to read your mind and see what you're really thinking.
  • Shigeo: Ok
  • Shigeo, internally: Broccoli is the most noxious vegetable in the damn world. I never want to have anything to do with it again. I hate broccoli so much, I hope it gets completely shredded in the blazing pressure of the atmosphere and never comes back. I hope aliens are real so they can abduct it and do horrific experiments on it before eradicating it permanently from existence in the most painful way possible. Alas, my vengeance still waits; my mother served broccoli in stir fry for dinner last night and I almost cried at the dinner table in front of God and everyone. Not that my expression would give it away, but it's the truth. I was almost brought to tears by a cooked vegetable. She had no way of knowing, bless her. She won't know. She can never know. The secret of my grudge against the broccoli must stay in my heart forever. Broccoli takes out everything that is good in this world if you let it take root. These health fads going around somehow still worship it like it's some sort of health god... I'll admit it's good for you, but their faith only makes the foul thing stronger and more palpable in its malcontent. The fools. The disrespectful, ungrateful naïveté disgusts me. Why should I shoulder this burden, this knowledge and pain of the truth, the real truth, all alone, while they continue on, still worshipping it in the face my loss. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow. Fuck broccoli.
  • Takenaka: Dude, what the fuck????? What did broccoli ever do to you?! Kill your best friend in some weird and horrific manner? Make everyone you know and love turn on you? Steal your life and identity?!
  • Shigeo:
  • Takenaka:
  • Shigeo:
  • Takenaka:
  • Shigeo:
  • Takenaka:
  • Shigeo: Yes.

#throwback to when i had a wattpad when i was like 13 and i marketed a book i was writing as a straight werewolf romance but slowly i started adding lesbian and bi characters everywhere and then i straight up had the protagonist kill her male love interest bc he was a fucking piece of shit and no one was getting that and then she ran away to the fairy kingdom (or should i say QUEENDOM) and ended up fucking the fairy queen for the rest of her days

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Yo, this one’s mine!

Are you ever so disproportionately proud of something that you want to hold it up and show it to everyone you know because that’s exactly how I feel with this drawing

BTS as things I heard at the Highschool pt.2
  • Seokjin:
  • "-it was the only one left, and she ate it... and she was like 'sorry' and I was like 'okay', but really I was so mad like what the FUCK bitch that was the LAST ONE!"
  • Yoongi:
  • "Did you have violin lessons?"
  • "No! I went to go... see... my friends... dad...?"
  • Hoseok: "FUCK this is so cool! Best 25 cents I've ever spent"
  • Namjoon:
  • "I've spent $200 on pizza slices and soda... and I don't even like pizza."
  • Jimin:
  • "I remember one time I just shot a gun so I'd have company, but the cops didn't even show up."
  • Taehyung:
  • "Oh hey you guys!"
  • "Hey."
  • "Hi!"
  • "Um, hi..."
  • "Okay bye!"
  • "Bye?"
  • Jungkook (ft Jimin:
  • "Please don't hit my butt"
  • "I won't"
  • "Thank you"
  • *Smacks ass*
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There’s no way we could meet. But one thing is certain. If we see each other, we’ll know.” 

Kimi No Na Wa (2016), dir. Makoto Shinkai

heathers sentence starters; part one
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • "Now that's deep."
  • "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Greetings and salutations."
  • "Maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
  • "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
  • "You look like hell."
  • "God! I sound like a fucking psycho."
  • "Real life sucks losers dry."
  • "You're beautiful."
  • "I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway."
  • "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
  • "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "How very."
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven."
  • "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
  • "Jesus H. Christ!"
  • "Is your life perfect?"
  • "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit."
  • "They should throw his/her ass in jail."
  • "Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
  • "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"
  • "Why are you pulling my dick?"
  • "Our love is God."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "I'm worshiped."
  • "What the fuck?"
  • "I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose..."
  • "Did that sound bitchy?"
  • "This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."
Look who has another rant! It’s ME.

I’ve been thinking a lot about the CW really trying to push the idea that Supercorp are JUST FRIENDS and now, LIKE SISTERS. 

Which isn’t a terrible thing, it’s just, the way Kara and Lena are written and the way they are played by Melissa and Katie, does not support this.  

Women are usually very open with their best friends, I know I am, and comfort levels between really good friends can be really close to that of significant others.  

Like, EXAMPLES:  One time my friend was wondering if when she lost weight, her boobs got smaller.  So naturally, we just went over to the mirror and compared boob size.  Or the time my friend and I attempted to do at-home bikini waxes.  Or my one friend who for whatever reason is always taking a shower at my house, I sit in the bathroom with her so we can talk.  My friends and I tackle-hug each other, snuggle, play with each others hair, give each other back massages, always share beds during sleepovers (because who the fuck makes their best friend sleep on a couch when there is PLENTY of room in bed?)

None of those instances had any romantic or sexual undertones, it’s just, what we did.

What I’m really getting at is that if these kind of things were regularly put in Supergirl, I would believe the best friend thing more, truly.  

BUT ITS NOT THERE.

Instead, there are longing, loving stares, lip bites, and the unbelievable overuse of, “that’s what friends are for.”

THAT’S why Supercorp as a couple is plausible.  If Kara started greeting Lena with bear hugs and saying shit like, “what’s up binch, did your rich ass bring that expensive wine I like?” I would start believing this friendship thing a little more.

Until then, 

youtube

This is 30 mins long. It’s worth it.

Here’s a summary:

...Ready for It: biiiiitch

End Game: she wants to be the main chick. not trying to be no side hoe

I Did Something Bad: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!

Don’t Blame Me: TAKE US TO CHURCH BITCH!

Delicate: this bitch is for sure trying to get album of the year, yes she is.

Look What You Made Me Do: a song that grew on us. we stan.

So It Goes…: SCRATCHES DOWN YOUR BACK-DID SHE SAY THAT *SNAPS*

Gorgeous: a song we’ve heard and love

Getaway Car: LET’S GO LET’S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

King of My Heart: then came her knight in shining armor!!!

Dancing With Our Hands With Tied: she tried to stick it out

Dress: A GROWN ASS WOMAN DOING GROWN ASS WOMAN THINGS

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US

Call It What You Want: she is happy. call it what you want she don’t give a shit.

New Years Day: *mom-crooning*


Conclusion: Miss Taylor Swift did not come to play