not that they're dumb right now

@ my rimworld colonists: if you shoot an animal, bring it back home. it’s not that fuckign hard. don’t just shoot the raccoon and go “all right that’s done then” and leave it in the woods. why are you fuckers so… stupid…

Don’t you just love that scene where after the boys get back from Wills “Funeral” and Mike was explaining to Eleven about the acrobat and the flea, and talking about the gate and figuring it out, and Mike being the smart geek he is just like “How would Will get there right?” And Eleven slowly says “ri-ght” like she’s thinking (I have no fucking idea what you just said Mike. I know nothing about this whole science bullshit) I honestly don’t know why but that scene is just so cute.

anonymous asked:

T my old job we had these things called fried clam strips. Pretty self explanatory, right? One day this couple comes in, in the middle of dinner rushy, and asks me what fried clam strips were. At the time i had just stasted and it was my first job, so i was a little flustered. So i look her in the eye and said, "they're strips of fried clam" and everyone who was working heard me say that so for the rest of the shift they made fun of me. In all fairness it was a dumb question..

Well, damn, now I’m hungry. lol -Abby

anonymous asked:

The reason we haven't really gotten bumblebee yet is because Miles and Kerry don't know how to do romance well. They've admitted as much on podcasts, they don't know how to write it. That's why they've been so cautious and silent about any ships, especially one that would mean so much to the fandom, and one that they would absolutely be crucified for if they got something wrong or rushed. That's why it's taken so long, they're taking their time to make it right, and avoid angry fans

And if that’s the case, then I 100% support it. Though they did well with Jaune and Pyrrha, even though those two never really had the chance to “be” romantic. 

I’m all for taking the time to do it right, and RWBY has never been about romance (which I actually enjoy) so anything related to Bumbleby would be more of a B or C story. That’s why the whole “there’s no buildup” argument is dumb. For one, there has been plenty of build up and two, they’re not suddenly together now just because of the song. They have all the time in the world to get Blake and Yang to that place. 

I am not about to come on here and run Miles and Kerry into the ground. They’ve done nothing to upset me with the show, they’ve given me a great world with great characters that I love. Kerry’s answer to LGBT characters in the show and about not “wanting to make it a thing” I think was his way of saying that he didn’t just want token gay characters. Which is good, and if it were Blake and Yang they would definitely not be that because they’re principle characters in the show. Their names are a part of the title 

At the same time though, this song and all the moments Blake and Yang have had deserve the payoff at some point. I would just like some kind of small confirmation that they get it and that either Blake or Yang or both are in that headspace of actually having romantic feelings for one another. They don’t need to kiss in volume 5, but it would be nice to put to ease the doubt and be able to know that it’s a part of the direction going forward. 

Originally posted by gifsarefunny

Well, the jackasses that I work with weren’t outright hostile, but they clearly had some negative feelings.

Guess what.  I don’t effing care anymore.  No matter what we do, they shoot it down and are straight up rude.  Then they act like they’ve been shut out of the planning and don’t understand.  There is literally nothing else I can do.  I have explained, I have shown them the official regulations, I have asked for their collaboration.  I don’t know what else is possible.  They just don’t like it and want to make it known.

Imagine a world where they acted like freaking adults and not like toddlers. 

anonymous asked:

honestly i think harry is dragging antis at this point and they don't even realise they're being dragged like lmao all those headlines about him talking about his exes to nick and then all they got is the vaguest "umm" unrealistic answer about dating. harry's truly out there going stfu antis y'all dumb every day.

things can’t be too good in anti land right now harry is stepping all over their already withering crops

anonymous asked:

Any i ask “which artist” you are? Your art seems familiar and I feel it’s like right in front of me but I’m dumb >> so sorry if you aren’t comfy tho!! Forget this ask if it is the case!!

ooc: I honestly have no clue who people are thinking of, because I’m really not that well known ;;

I have some Vocaloid ask blogs which you can find at @swords-and-hearts
My (rather inactive) art blog is @eggsofart

A lot of people seem to think my art is familiar, and at this point I just wish they’d tell me what/who they’re thinking of, because people keep asking… It’s not that I’m not comfortable with sharing who I am, I just don’t know why my art is familiar.

Also please note: the way I draw 2P Canada is heavily influenced by @spacedrunk, but our art styles aren’t exactly that similar… only the way I draw some of Matt’s features.


Based on a conversation between leviathanteacups and myself earlier this evening. I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO IT.

tzaritsa  asked:

hlp the epilogue just started playing on my computer and now im listening to every version i have (there are seven) pls happy headcanons where no one dies and they're all just dumb happy college kids

Pppfftt I’m so sorry this took so long!!

  • The first time Grantaire saw Enjolras, he was trying to give away leaflets about student rights and living conditions in uni residences. Grantaire took a flyer cause a) Enjolras didn’t really give him a choice, the bastard has one well-oiled crab dance to get you from the side and b) He’s Sriracha hot. Thing is, Enjolras came every day to give the same leaflets and every day R took one. Turns out Grantaire made a magnificent collage on his wall out of the 84 flyers. The first time Enjolras stepped foot into R’s room, he gaped at the thing for 5 solid minutes. That earned Grantaire the most intense make out session of his life
  • Bossuet met Joly in a bar. Joly was celebrating his first med school year graduation, which involves being hammered as a nail. They flirted all night but never exchanged names. Joly fell asleep in the midst of giving his number to Bossuet, so Bossuet asked for his name and all that Joly moaned was : “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell“. Long story short : Joly was “mitochondria” in Bossuet’s phone for 2 months
  • Feuilly didn’t get enough money to pay for hot water at the end of the month so he used the uni gymnasium’s showers instead. Except he didn’t expect to step into a sausage fest of after-rugby-backrubs. And it’s very hard (aHEM) to focus wit hot water running down your skin and well defined meatstacks all around. His vision a bit blurred by the steam, he took the first towel available and started to wrap himself up but he heard : “"That’s my Beyoncé towel you’re stealing there Nutmeg!“. It was, of course, Bahorel

you know

it’s a recurring thing for me that a lot of my favorite books are ones where the setting is basically a character with-in the narrative as well

see: the City of Astreiant, everything by Martha Wells, the just-mentioned-and-flailed-about Confederation of Valor, most of anything by Seanan McGuire/Mira Grant, how Heyer basically created the Regency genre as it is now… how you can’t have Wonder Woman without Themyscira, or Superman without that dichotomy between Krypton/Kansas. (No Batman without Gotham?)

Honestly it’s part of why that No Shepard Without Vakarian line is so powerful for so many people. You can’t have Shepard without the Alliance, without the world ME built around her. I mean, it’s more you can’t have Shepard without the people around her in ME’s case, but there’s a glimmer of that same sentiment in the set-up of the games as a whole, in the importance of the Citadel and the Mass Relays, in the way the galaxy as it is created the people as they are.

Imagine spamming Woozi with pictures of cute baby animals just because you find them adorable.

So apparently making bows entirely out of any type of metal is really dumb and stupid because they can’t bend well, and if you tried to make them bend there’d be a good chance they’ll just break. In other words, I now question the frightening power of basically every archer from Fire Emblem: Heroes as they almost all use steel, bronze, or gold (lol) bows which would require the strength of an industrial machine to draw, and the arrows launched by them would likely go right through basically any type of armor. They should have the highest attack stats in the game, realistically speaking, yet they seem to have the lowest.

Maybe it’s because they actually CAN’T pull the bows back that far cuz, well, they’re fucking metal, and are actually just projecting arrows by the tension of the string alone. I dunno, but that would explain why most of them are so fucking weak. Takumi obviously being akin to a demigod has no problem with his.

agent may,

you look nice today. the enclosed is a cd lovingly professionally prepared by us for the team to enjoy. we believe a good mix played over the loudspeaker before missions would greatly boost morale. and since the p.a. system is in the cockpit and fitz is too scared UNWILLING to mess with it without your permission OUT OF RESPECT NOT FEAR, we are submitting this to you for your approval. did we mention you look nice today?

love respectfully,

trip & fitz

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gingeremoji  asked:

Soft dex who, once he got a good friendship with nursey, opened up to him and just talked to him about everything like nursey was so shocked at how sensitive he was when he opened up, he crawled into nurseys bed one day and put his forehead on nurseys shoulder and was like "why are dogs so good and pure" and was truly distressed and nursey was like "!?????? Oh my god?????" I bet they have had sleepovers and when it's like three am and they're buzzed on boxed wine that have deep convos about life

excerpt from Breakfast and Boxed Wine, a fic I’ll never write:

“Remember when I told you the first time I watched the Breakfast Club I thought it was dumb?” Dex says, even though Sixteen Candles is on the screen right now. Nursey nods anyway.


“That was a lie. I didn’t even sleep that night cause I was so worried over whether or not they would’ve talked to each other on Monday, y'know?”

Derek feels his Adams apple bob in his throat as he swallows and says, “Yeah, I know.”

Three kinds of Kingdom Hearts fans right now
  • <p> <b>1:</b> Unchained is dumb and probably won't add anything to the plot. All I want is 3, I don't play side games they're dumb and unnecessary.<p/><b>2:</b> Unchained is so cute! This is my avatar and they have such cute clothes! It's really fun!<p/><b>3:</b> I have no friends left. I lost my job. I sold my family for gems. People have died.<p/></p>
Quotes for the signs from the Cry Baby album
  • Aries: I don't give a fuck about you anyways Whoever said I gave a shit about you? - Play Date
  • Taurus: I love everything you do When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do - Training Wheels
  • Gemini: You won the spelling bee now, But are you smarter than me now? - Alphabet Boy
  • Cancer: Cry baby, cry baby I just let them drown - Cry Baby
  • Leo: Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too - Milk And Cookies
  • Virgo: Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed Why do I always spill? - Soap
  • Libra: Right, right when I'm near, It's like you disappear, Where'd you go? - Carousel
  • Scorpio: Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad? - Pacify Her
  • Sagittarius: I'm peeling the skin off my face 'Cause I really hate being safe - Mad Hatter
  • Capricorn: Can anybody hear me when I'm hidden under ground Can anybody hear me when I'm talking to myself? - Tag, You're It
  • Aquarius: Pill diet, pill diet, if they give you a new pill then you will buy it If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it - Sippy Cup
  • Pisces: I'll cry until the candles burn down this place I'll cry until my pity party's in flames - Pity Party