not that they don't have lovely husbands

The bad news: I asked my mom if we could schedule a time to ~hang out~ (my ulterior motive being to come out as trans) and she said, “Yes! We’ll have a Girls’ Day Out!”

The good news: My husband, who overheard our phone conversation, wrote the event on our wall calendar as

“Girls’” Day Out

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Richard Madden as Peter Leigh in Oasis

Simon: *peeks out from behind menu he’s not reading*

Baz: *glares*

Simon: *visibly blushing*

Baz: *narrows eyes*

Simon: “So, I was feeling… something… and I did… something…”

Baz: *places down menu in the restaurant they’re sitting at* *takes deep breath* “Simon… what did you d-”

~music starts playing… sexy violins… romantic stylz music~

Waiter #1: *brings giant bouquet of roses*

Waiter #2: *brings giant red velvet cake to the table, adorned with many a decorative, edible flower*

Waiter #3: *brings comically large valentines card over (even though it’s only half way through January)

Baz: *actual rabbit in the headlights*

Simon: *starts babbing* “So, that feeling I was feeling was love and I got carried away and gosh, I was just thinking about everything and things and then you! And then I asked these waiters to come over here and bring all this stuff and so *takes deep breath* Basilton Grimm-Pitch… will you be my valentine?

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Simon: *puppy-dog eyes, looking adorable*

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Waiters: *uncomfortable squirming*

Baz: “SIMON SNOW WE ARE MARRIED!”

Simon: “Still…”

Waiters: *still uncomfortable, now also confused puppies*

Baz: *resigned sigh* Yes, I will be your valentine

Simon: *fist pumps in the air* *whooping and holling with pure joy* *high five’s confused waiters*

Baz: *blushes* *hides behind his menu and secretly grins at his adorable amazing sunshine husband and thanks his lucky stars he’s married to the most wonderfully amazing goofball in the whole wide world*

@carryon-valentines

“You’re rescuing kittens now?”

“Look, it’s got such lovely eyes.”

“We have places to be - though…you are right.”

so guess who loves ineffable idiots

averysmallfox  asked:

Ahh I've seen your art around and I love it so so much but I finally am actually on you blog?? And there's so much of it?? And it's so amazing? I'm so happy! you're the best!~

;_; thank you and please have this placeholder hug from Jim you wonderful person

anonymous asked:

I FUCKIN LOVE SLOANE/HUX DOODLES OMG <3 <3 <3

Have some more of them then!

Because both of them probably didn’t slept a lot.

I’m so glad she beated Brendol’s abusive ass

And her training young Hux.

I am so glad my hc about her taking care of Armitage might be canon (maybe leading into an angsty relationship due to morale divergence and maybe a betrayal)! I’m so happy she’s still alive! 

I love Rae so much <3<3 and I hope people will join the hype train because she is probably one of the most fleshed out imperial characters in  all SW who might also be canonically bisexual since she talk about having no husband or wife waiting for her in Empire’s End.

 Please consider check out at least her wookiepedia page! She is so underrated and deserve all the art and fics!

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You deserve much better than me...
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Ah Jin: I like trees. They don’t budge, even through storms or typhoons. (Ki Ho: You like them because they don’t budge?) Yes. I don’t like changes. That’s why I like trees. They’re always there, at the same spot.

Ki Ho: I like flowers. (Ah Jin: Why?) Because they’re pretty. They smell nice, too. And they look pretty. I just like looking at them. (Ah Jin: People don’t really say “smell” when describing flowers. They say “fragrance”) Sure. I like the fact that flowers are always changing. They were seeds, then they bore fruit. They make leaves. Then they blossom..and become seeds again. But still they stay fragrant.

kixboxer  asked:

How to Lose a Coach in 10 Days

(hey look, another one that got long, what a shocker)

canon divergence au where yurio never comes to hasetsu. 

victor still gives yuuri the eros program, but yuuri sees him practicing agape. 

“oh no, he still wants to compete! he’s got a program and everything!”

conveniently, there are still ten days left until victor would need to submit his paperwork. 

“I must convince him to go back to russia. even though it will break my heart.” Yuuri says

“you should stop talking to yourself dramatically in random corners first,” mari replies. 

yuuri decides that the CLEAREST MOST LOGICAL (and therefore not logical at all) course of action is to embarrass himself so much that victor sees yuuri isn’t worth his time and he goes back to russia while yuuri breaks his own heart in the process. 

Keep reading

  • What she says: i'm fine
  • What she means: do you know how hard it must've been for Killian Jones to stop drinking and gambling in his pre-navy days? to claw out of the hole he was in? a man with so little self-worth would've literally drank himself to death and squandered every penny he had. a man with such supposed weakness in the face of darkness would've backslid right into drinking even after joining the navy, just as alcoholism affects jobs. a man with as much self-loathing as he had would've self-destructed and embraced every demon. but he didn't. he got his fucking act together during his time as Lt. Jones because his brother was his world and his light and his inspiration and his love and the source of hope for him. and then, that light DIED––due to machinations by the system that fucked them over in the first place. it wasn't just understandable for bright and starry-eyed Lt. Jones to fall so far after his brother's death. it was inevitable.
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PSA: Thace has a cute face ^3^

Polyamory sentence starters
  • You know I love you, right? Because... I think I'm attracted to someone else.
  • My wife/husband and I want you to be our boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • Have you ever tried dating two people at once before?
  • Wait a minute, so the both of you want me?
  • I'm so confused, I don't understand it. I want you, but I want them, too.
  • Are you sure they're not going to get jealous over us being together?
  • Wait, so how does this work? Are you just going to share me?
  • If I wanted to try kissing both of you, could I?
  • I don't want to get between the two of you, but I love you. Both of you.
  • Remember that guy/girl from work I was telling you about? I want to invite them to join us.
  • I can't sleep without both of you there.
  • It's not cheating if we have permission to be together.
  • Wait, is this a date? Did the two of you invite me out on a date?
  • We were wondering if you'd like to come home with us. Both of us.
  • We don't have the usual sort of relationship, we're open to inviting others.
  • I'm not sure who's eyefucked me more tonight, you or your boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • I've never known of three people making it work before, but I want to try.
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Jimon Week Day 1 → social media AU [Valentine’s Day edition]

Two months following their engagement, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis spend a very special Valentine’s Day together as soon-to-be husbands.

Shout Out to that time Anna and Abe got grabbed by some Rangers? and Caleb wasn’t able to help them and there was very little Abe could do about the situation so Anna straight-up rescued herself and, consequently, all three of them.