not tan enough

gentle reminder that even though yuri on ice isn’t listed as a ‘shounen-ai anime’ victuri can still become a legit canon couple since no.6 wasn’t either .. and bruh that was gay af

You know old Ronnie Reagan, he was a shoe salesman’s son
He got himself in the movies, he impressed everyone
He thought trial by fire was America’s fate -
He made a joke of the poor people, and that made him a saint!

But he was tan enough, he was rich enough,
He was handsome like John Wayne,
And there was no one at the country club
Who didn’t feel the same.

But it’s a little uncanny, what he managed to do -
Got me to read those Russian authors through and through!

“your body is beautiful!” 

the sign is very pink. i’m sitting on a train and there’s a sharpie drawing of satan over the visible hipbones of the girl in the poster. she is throwing leaves in the air and her straight teeth are showing in laughter. i close my mouth.

on facebook a girl who is naturally pretty looks at the camera coquettishly. her curves are beautiful. her skin is free from acne, is white as a lily. her lipstick matches her perfectly. “this is what a real woman looks like,” the caption writes. 

an equation to solve. i am still learning the variables. if i am small enough, if i resist the urge to eat the cake (too late, some distant part of me growls, you already did and you’re fat because of it) - well, then my skin isn’t my fault, it’s genetics and you shouldn’t make fun. but if i am big i need clear skin. and if i am tan enough you see my father’s cuban blood; i need to have high cheekbones and good english on my tongue. if my curves settle in the right places, they might be sexy, but it depends on who you’re asking. 

“everyone is beautiful.” okay. okay. but i never feel beautiful, my crooked teeth and bad skin and wide ribs and big veins and broken nose and

and when she is beautiful, she is still flawed. i am on the train and the man rolls his eyes at the poster, turning to his girlfriend. “women who actually look like that are always so shallow and stupid,” he says. 

a puzzle, maybe. if you snap together enough of the right things, people enjoy the picture. otherwise you’re all jagged edges nobody wants to lay hands on. i click the little heart on the facebook page under the “real woman” and wonder. what is it like to have most of the pieces.

for your entertainment


Sub!Jungkook. very light bdsm themes

loosely based off (i mean, i was listening to it when writing this) this song click here

Originally posted by jengkook

You ran your fingernails down his bare chest, not hard enough to leave pink lines against his tan skin but hard enough that that his muscles tensed under your touch.

“You’re such a good boy, Jungkookie.” You cooed.

If you looked at his face, you would see his teeth chewing away at his swollen lips, his eyes half lidded as he stared at you, straddling his waist. Both of his hands were tied together, arms raised above his head; the bindings connected to the bed so he was unable to touch and grab you. All he could do was dig his nails into the palms of his hand at every teasing, feather light touch.

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A very quick doodle of human Fi. I drew this in 30 min! :D

My human Fi has a tan but sadly it’s hard to convey it in my comics that are black and white. Fi’s tan, but not tan enough to screentone her skin (same with Ghirahim, who I also color with a tan). Plus I already use screentone for Fi’s hair and clothes so if I start screentoning her skin it would be too much screentone on one person. Such a shame!

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@jays-fictional-fun Screw it, there’s no harm in another one. @mauisfursona I hope you know you’re responsible for this~

Name: Renee Niles, introduces herself with and prefers to be addressed by her surname

Appearance: Five foot seven, scrawny. Green eyes, short brown hair that needs a friggin’ trim. Resting bitch face central. Wears glasses in theory, but keeps forgetting them. Considering how pale she is normally, she naturally burns like a piece of toast once she arrives in the region, but at least she recovers and develops a tan quickly enough.

Her primary team consists of an Arcanine (male, Aiden,) a Granbull (female, Betsy,) a Houndoom (male, Lyall,) a Mightyena (male, Wulfric,) a Lucario (female, Lupita,) and a midnight form Lycanroc (female, Little Red.)


Born and raised in Nimbasa City, Niles enjoys contests, especially musicals. As such, she’s a massive theater nerd- especially for opera and ballet.

Niles’ entirely canine team is actually a self-imposed challenge. She has intentionally restricted herself to dog-like pokemon. However, the six named are the only ones she uses in combat and contests. Every ‘mon she’s caught is her ‘baby’ and she treats them all as such. She simply avoids training normal types such as Smeargle or the Lillipup line due to their widespread disadvantages.

Despite this, the first pokemon she ever raised was, in fact, a Lillipup- a gift when she was a little girl, now a very lazy Stoutland named Lambert. The old boy still lives under her parents’ roof in Unova. Her sentiments toward him are very likely the reason she challenged herself to canines-only.

Since coming to the South Pacific region, she has made it her primary goal in life to wipe the smug look off of a certain Lalotai gym leader’s face by besting him in a contest. She clearly has yet to do so, so she settles for trash-talking. For now.

As her ace, Lupita carries a lucarionite. Betsy, on the other hand, is her go-to for contests.

Finally, using ‘Niles’ in this case is just for the sake of differentiating between. Well. Me and an AU persona.