not sure why i done this

anonymous asked:

I'm decently sure Piemations does porn. I've come across the porn blog multiple times and it looks almost exactly like his art style. Oh, it's also horse porn.

i was like “so what” until the last part

i used to follow a guy who drew weird porn and then would also casually draw horses in sexual positions but i followed because the 10% of stuff that was good was good and then someone sent him an ask asking him to draw centaur porn and then he said “once you’ve done the real thing why would you draw only half of it” or something and then i unfollowed

anonymous asked:

Hi! :) I love your blog. What are your toughts of Ciel's twin being judged worthy and revived by Undertaker? Or maybe he wasn't considered worthy and UT just wanted to save him?

Hi, thank you, Anon! ^^

It’s likely that the twin should have died that day in the cult so if he’s still alive somehow he must have been ‘revived’. One theory is that UT has revived him as a Bizarre Doll which could be possible. However, I’m not so sure about UT’s role in all this at the moment because I don’t think he would agree with the twin trying to hurt our Ciel when he seemed like he wanted to help our Ciel in the past.

But I’ve also thought about the idea before that the twin might have been judged worthy. That probably wouldn’t have involved UT since he’s a deserter and doesn’t work as a shinigami anymore. But another shinigami could have done it. I don’t know why he would be judged worthy but maybe something will happen in the future that could justify such a judgement. So I think it’s probably one of these possibilities (Bizarre Doll or judged worthy) if the twin is still ‘alive’. 

anonymous asked:

wooo, Nordic weekend awesome! could I get some yandere 2p Sweden babe?

Haha sure thing!

Warning: Forceful.

“Y/N!” Bernard yelled after you, you ignored him and kept sprinting through the forest.
“Y/N, there is no use in running from me!” He continued to yell, you panted as you ducked behind a tree. You sat there shaking, holding back the sobs.
“Y/N~~” He sang walking around just a few trees away from you. Your heart pounded against your chest as you hear him getting closer.
“Come on, Y/N, why did you run away from me, hmm…” He says, tears stream down your cheeks.
“…I’ve done nothing but love you, and you run away?” He adds. You hear a twig break to the side of you, you slowly look and see Bernard standing there, you scream and stumble back. He reaches for you.
“N-no!” You shout and scramble to your feet and begin the run again, this time he is right behind you and he pounces on you.
“Gotcha!” He declares turning you onto your back, he pins you to the ground using his hips. He smirks and leans in close.
“That was fun, Y/N.” He whispers, you start to sob and he kiss’s you neck.
“Hmm, what to do with you?” He purrs, you start to kick your legs.
“G-get off me!” You yell, he just looks at you.
“No one can hear you out here, Y/N.” He smiles and trails his hand down along the front of your body.
“That means I can do whatever I want with you, isn’t that great.” He continues, you couldn’t control yourself and you just began to sob uncontrollably, he stroked your cheek.
“Aww, don’t cry.” He says trailing his hand under you top.
“This will be fun.” He adds before smashing his lips onto yours.

My mind is blown over the fact that YUURI was the playboy in the Eros story all along. YUURI is the one that came into Victor’s life, seduced him for a night, and left him behind, smitten and forgotten, leaving Victor with only memories and photos.

Of course Yuuri was drunk off his ass and forgot he’d even done this, but nonetheless, it’s amazing and hilarious and such a wonderful twist. All that time with Yuuri being like “I can’t play this role,” and Victor’s sitting there like “uh hell yeah you can”, and now we know for certain why he was sure of that. 

Yuuri didn’t actually mess up at the Sochi GPF theory

Okay so I was rewatching episode one when I noticed something from the news articles about the Free Skate failure:

The word “today” really did stick out at me here. As you know, both programmes would not be on the same day, so with the way this article is phrased, it sounds like he at least did okay during his Short. And then this comes directly afterwards:

I’m not sure about the original Japanese, but the use of “fell” here suggests a dramatic turn around. To fall, you must be at some height. And for them to make an article on it? No, Yuuri must have not been already in last place. We know Viktor must have been in first place, but Yuuri? I think he was fourth MINIMUM based on this. He even says in some internal monologue:

His ‘big day’? Why would it be a big day if he’d already done disastrously a day or two before in his Short? Surely, a ‘ big day’ would symbolise him possibly winning a medal?

If he was in last place already, he wouldn’t HAVE that kind of pressure. But all of these lines highly suggests to me that he at least had a shot at doing well during the GPF, maybe he was even close enough that he could have had a chance for a silver medal.

We find out during episode five that during the GPF, Yuuri can’t have scored above 94.36, as they announce it to be his personal best. Still, there’s no reason he couldn’t have scored around 90 ish, which when looking at the other scores that year, probably would have put him in a good position

I did the maths as yes, if you plug his Short score at around 90 it gives a realistic Free score considering he pretty much messed up all of the technical points.

Yuuri Katsuki was most likely in line for bronze or silver after his Short

What does this mean?

This little interaction of Viktor not recognising him as a skater is so much worse, as is Yuuri’s FS failure overall

tl;dr Yuuri actually did very well in his short last time


Edit: I’m kind of bored of getting the same response now so I’m just adding that I don’t really think Viktor actually didn’t know Yuuri as a skater. What I think is that Yuuri probably took the interaction to mean that, and he thought Viktor didn’t recognise him maybe. 

  • harry: the platform is closed, what do we do?
  • ron: well, there is absolutely no way we can just stay here and wait for an adult. it's not like my parents have to come back to the car when they're done. literally nobody will notice that we didn't get on the train, bc it's not like we came here with like, six other people. i'm sure if we explained this situation, via the owl you have with you right this minute, to any of the teachers at hogwarts they would, in no way, offer us any sort of assistance.
  • harry: you're right. there is only one option.
  • ron and harry: -fly the goddamn car to hogwarts-
  • me: whY THE FUCK???
Behind the Scenes of SEVENTEEN’s Boom Boom MV

Pledis: Okay you guys it is FINALLY time! We are going to release a dark concept!

Jun: Thank God

Joshua: *quietly* noo

Vernon: *high fives S.Coups*

Hoshi: Wait…Why????

Pledis: Um maybe because you have only done cute concepts since debut, and Carats are ready to see you be mysterious, dangerous, bad and show yourselves as tortured souls.

Minghao: *looks up with puppy eyes* I thought we already were tough?

Seungkwan: *pulls out nail file and begins filing nails* Yeah our manly image exudes in every performance we give!

Jeonghan: *rolls eyes*

Pledis: Whatever. Look I want you to come strong with the action and charisma. We need mega sex appeal!

Dino: Pretty sure I’m not legal

Hoshi: Pretty sure nobody cares, SO! I have a great idea for the outfits!

Woozi:*under breath* of course you do

Pledis: Tell me

Hoshi: How about we wear these really cool jackets and we ta–

Pledis: TAKE THEM OFF AND SHOW BARE SKIN! GREAT IDEA! Usually that’s something Starship would do, but it’s not like that’s helped them one bit so we can do that most definitely!

Hoshi: I was going to say that when we take them off we reveal a track suit underneath!

Joshua: *raises hand* I second this idea.

S.Coups: Wow that is sexy! And how about we have a lot of spy and espionage type things, maybe even sho–

Pledis: SHOW YOU GUYS KILLING OR BEING KILLED IN LIKE A SUPER TRAGIC WAY! THAT IS GENIUS!

S.Coups: No…I was going to say we can show a bunch of maps and kind of stand out on in a soccer field or something.

Seungkwan: And I can even have a restless sleep with a ship in a bottle behind me!

Pledis:

Vernon: Wow, This dark concept sounds awesome. Move over BAP. We’re about to be the top dogs of darkness!

Wonwoo: I want to dye my hair blonde, I want to really show the bad boy look

Mingyu: And we did get the okay to dye my hair out of this ridiculous orange color right? It’s bad enough having one video with this color I DEF don’t want two.

Pledis: DO ANY OF YOU BOYS EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF DARK CONCEPT???? NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SUGGESTED ARE EVEN DARK!!!!

S.Coups: Oh so you want us to suggest something dark to you?

Pledis: YES!!!

S.Coups: *gestures to Jeonghan*

Jeonghan: *flicks his hair back and walks over to Pledis*

Jeonghan: *puts hand on Pledis shoulder*

Jeonghan: *leans in and whispers* If you don’t let us do whatever the CENSORED we want to CENSORED do then we’ll leave you and your CENSORED company in the dust so fast you’ll be kissing Nu’est butts with chapstick to try and hit it big again. Got it?

Pledis: Wha-wha-what??

S.Coups: *yells* DID YOU GET THE FREAKING PICTURE?!!

Pledis: *jumps* Y-yes Sir…I mean Sirs!

S.Coups: Good, now go. And don’t come back unless you have our paychecks and a–

Dino: bag of skittles!

S.Coups: *rolls eyes* Bag of skittles in your hands!

Pledis: *turns and leaves*

Joshua: So….when did we get so bold exactly?

Hoshi: when we realized our record sales were the only thing that was keeping the lights on.

Woozi: Finally.

Joshua: I’ll admit, it does feel a little good.

Jeonghan: *stands back up* I’ll be back. I want to go scream at him again and see if he’ll cry this time.

S.Coups: Have fun!

4

SOPE & *opening the doors to the hwagae market*

BONUS: *Hobi closing the doors*

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Quick thing for @springtrap-trash! Happy birthday!

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Heather Duke has a jeep, why did Macnamara have to ride the bus? Sure Duke was an ass, but did she really make her friend ride the bus? Unless she didn't have her license, but in that case, did she also ride the bus? I mean I don't think that would fly with her, right? She would bitch at her parents to give her some other way. But would she really still make her so called friend still ride the bus? Why does Macnamara not ask for a ride? Is she afraid of Duke? I mean it would make sense if she was because Duke has the ability to ruin her like Chandler used to be able to, but why is Duke more popular than Macnamara, is it because she's bitchier? Maybe it's because she's meaner in general? Or she's just louder? Either way, Macnamara was the more liked of the surviving Heathers, so wouldn't she "inherit" the throne? Or maybe Duke was the only one who wanted it. But in all of Duke's popularity did she really have to make her friend ride the bus? Would no one else give Macnamara a ride?
I do not know why there is this difference, but I am sure that God keeps no one waiting unless He sees that it is good for him to wait. When you do enter your room, you will find that the long wait has done you some kind of good which you would not have had otherwise. But you must regard it as waiting, not as camping. You must keep on praying for light: and of course, even in the hall, you must begin trying to obey the rules which are common to the whole house. And above all you must be asking which door is the true one; not which pleases you best by its paint and paneling.
—  C. S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
who should you fight: lazytown edition

as written directly after a xyrem dose, by someone barely into season 2

Stingy

look i know the fandom is divided on this guy but we can all agree he is a literal child, do not fight him. do watch your back because he will run you over with the vehicle he is somehow allowed to own and operate.

Trixie

again a literal child, do not engage. if you see a slingshot, run.

Stephanie

why are you trying to fight children? anyway she could probably beat you up.

Pixel

again he is a child, do not engage. could, without question, destroy your life. once casually invented a scanner that transferred living people into a computer. regularly monitors his town with an elaborate spycam setup.

Ziggy

why? why would you ever? you will have to fight me first. just let him eat candy.

Mayor Milford Meanswell

Listen. The man is trying. Whatever he’s done to wrong you, just talk to him about it and I’m sure you can work things out. If you do have to fight him, you’re probably okay.

Bessie Busybody

Again, you can probably take her. But again, why? I know she can be a little demanding and manipulative, but really, just refuse to do what she says. Don’t fight her. Just leave.

Sportacus

Honestly, go ahead. I mean, listen: if push came to shove, Sportacus could absolutely end your existence in about 2 seconds flat, and it would only take that long because he would have to start off with a couple of backflips. But the far more likely outcome is that he will talk you down, ask if he can help you with anything, let you vent to him for a while, give you some advice and/or general encouragement, and then cartwheel away because there’s a cat stuck in a tree. You might feel very silly and maybe a little disappointed in yourself, but ultimately you’ll come away a better person with a deeper understanding of life and what you want from it.

Robbie Rotten

You don’t even need to. Seriously, just leave him to his own devices and by the end of the day he will have essentially lost a fight to himself. Why do you want to fight him, anyway? Just let the man sleep. Just let him sleep.

2

“Listen to me, I sound like a Blake Shelton song!”
“Yours is better!”

Me: I have very high standards!
Everyone: -submits their fanart/fanfics-
Me: YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!!11!!


I’m sorry. Not really. I just love all your fanarts.

DM: … I will permit you do spin kick the plant golem, but only if flavor wise you do it as a dance move since you’re a Bard

Bard: Then can I roll perform instead of acrobatics

DM, not knowing the bard put expertise into perform and has like +8 to it: Sure why the hell not.

*Later, while MOST of the table is howling from laughter*

DM: You successfully perform a terminal velocity ballet spin kick through every plant golem down the stairs while travelling inside the slipstream. I expected you guys to get through this section quickly but this was just something else, well done!

Fighter, who was looking forward to this because DM told him it was gonna be a combat gauntlet: Yeah it was kinda cool I guess…

161210 yongsan fansign

hoshi: i ate korean mixed soup for breakfast…
jeonghan: lunch lunch.
hoshi: it was lunch…for breakfast…
jeonghan: donkatsu omurice!
hoshi: donkatsu omurice…it was really good. make sure to eat everyone.
jeonghan: hoshi is..
hoshi: i am done with my diet!
s.coups: hoshi really doesn’t diet anymore!
jeonghan: now he’s eating whatever he wants.
hoshi: i’m now eating whatever i want! …going to gain (weight) again~
s.coups: did you know? when he was on his diet, i ordered chinese food for breakfast once. hoshi cried because he was hungry.
hoshi: that time, really, ah…i really cried!
s.coups: he really cried!
hoshi: i thought “wow, why am i dieting like this?”
s.coups: he had his head down so i asked him “hoshi what are you doing?” then he cried “hyung, i’m so hungry…”
hoshi: doing that and working out gave me so much stress. but now since i’m not doing that (it’s whatever~). i’m happy now~
jeonghan: he’s really crazy~
hoshi: i am now living happily~

source: black crush
translation by mountean