be sure to mind cracks in the side walk (only organic ones matter, the straight separating lines dont count)
black cats are tremendously lucky, but you should be kind to one just for the hell of it
dont look in mirrors today.
if you see ladders obstructing walkways, going underneath it is indeed passing through a portal but it just leads to a separate dimension where everything is the same except a lot more people have been named Frank. Don’t recommend. just walk around it
Don’t make eye contact with the suspiciously normal looking people manning said ladders. theyre Franks.
be sure to make your midday tea and stir counter clockwise with a knife
usually youd have to catch a spider in your home and release it outdoors in order to receive a free answer to any question, but today all spiders will give free answers to questions you didnt know you had, but in obnoxious riddles, and it’s more hassle than its worth. avoid
it is perfectly valid to levitate in your room for 10 hours while shouting ancient hymns in an unrecognizable language and then pass out and not remember any of it. you are valid
say hello to any ghost or ghoul you see today! its only polite
however, if you see a doppleganger of yourself, you must follow it, but from a distance. dont let it disappear from your sights before youve had a chance to spot the one difference between you and it and please do remember that slight changes in hair length is usually just the wind moving it in a strange way.
if your doppleganger approaches you, then you’re the doppleganger this year. run
if you happen to catch a glimpse of your reflection and the movement seems off, dont panic! the system will be lagging a bit, nothing serious
candy will be extra sweet today so if you’re into that then by all means
ok keep it sexy, keep it classy, and most of all have fun
I know one of the common assumptions against bisexuals is that they’re confused, and I know it’s a shit assumption, and I know MANY people who identify as bi are NOT confused and they know who they are….but it’s also okay to identify as bi AND be confused AND be questioning your sexuality.
You aren’t giving into the stereotype, you are valid no matter if you’re 100% sure of your sexuality or not and it’s OKAY to be confused.
excuse me could you direct me to the gayest productions of hamlet? please & thank you
I am delighted by this message, bless you.
Hands down, it’s Hamlet at Elsinore (starring Christopher Plummer & Michael Caine as wee 20-somethings). You wouldn’t expect a 1964 production to be the gayest one ever, but it goes beyond plausible deniability to a true, actor-confirmed queer interpretation of Hamlet and Horatio. And just to sweeten the deal, it’s an amazing production that flows super well, has a GREAT Ophelia and Laertes, and has no gross Oedipus interpretations. By far my favorite filmed version of Hamlet.
Second place for level of gay is even older (1921) and German: the first filmed production of Hamlet, with Asta Nielsen playing the leading role. As it takes the premise that Hamlet’s birth sex was female but he was raised as male so the kingdom would have a prince, his clear attraction to and flirtation with his male companions was acceptable to its contemporary audience. But like. It’s a dude. Who’s clearly not into Ophelia and way into his guy friends. It’s pretty gay.
It’s really really great too, with gorgeous cinematography but is a German silent film so fair warning.
(There are other very gay Hamlets I could have included. Maxine Peake’s is fab, and the RSC’s has some vibes. But these are the two that are also actual amazing performances, so they are always my #1 recs for queer Hamlet.)
Ok so Colbert is trending on twitter because of this string of insults against Trump one of them being “You’re a cockholster for Putin!”
So now the Trumpys are asking him to be fired because its homophobic and????
Is it? Because I’m pretty sure the insult is supposed to be that he’s Putin’s. Not that it’s gay?
Like don’t get me wrong the homosexual act is clearly part of the joke but I felt like this was a play on Putin’s own bigotry?
And finally even if this is just inexcusably out of taste, does anyone who supported Trump actually have a right to cry bigot anymore? I mean, Mike Pence exists. In real life.