not sure if i wanna be her or be on top of her tbh

anonymous asked:

what are some things you wished had happened on the show before lexa died? i don't mean just clexa moments, but like, developments for her as a character

i have so many 

  • Lexa interacting with her people and how that plays out in times of peace? I would have loved to see her go down into the marketplace, or even just sit on her throne and listen as her people came to her with issues, complaints and disputes
  • more depth regarding the spiritual role of the commander–I would have liked to see her during a ceremony or a holiday or celebration or something? fulfilling some sort of role? (Well we got a TINY BIT with the wanheda ceremony and ascension day but it should’ve been more)
    • Lexa teaching Clarke about grounder culture, lore, and legends.
    • Or teaching her nightbloods and Clarke sitting in. 
  • Lexa and her handmaidens! I feel like the Handmaidens were alluded to multiple times but we didn’t see them.  
    • And I wanna see them bathing her but that’s just fanservice for me,,,
  • Lexa flashbacks! I wanna know what the fuck they alluded to with her and Queen Nia??? Roan implied that Nia wasn’t the only one in the wrong but the show just dropped it after that line? What comparable shit did Lexa do? Also I wanted to know more about Costiaaaa
    • also her family? either flashback or meeting them in person. 
  • Lexa Going To War in like. a Real War vs. the ice nation, and I wanted to see her in a Real Battle, not CoL garbage.
  • Also Wounded Lexa. like a serious wound but she survives it. 
  • LAUGHING i wanted to see her laughing for real?
  • Honestly just Lexa establishing a legacy of peace for her people and being remembered for it; being able to create a cooperative society for all of the grounder groups 
  • An episode opening with her and Clarke in bed together in the morning, like I’ve seen Thousands of Times for straight ppl
  • Speaking of Clarke their entire s3 arc about forgiveness and falling in love again should have been stretched out over the entire season
  • And personally I think Lexa’s whole head vs heart arc should’ve stretched out longer into season 3 as well; she’s had a lifetime of being taught that love is weakness…. and then pretty much all the development regarding that happened offscreen in the three month gap? no. I want more. 
  • More scenes blurring Lexa & The commander
    • We got some scenes of her being Vulnerable when she was in Heda mode in s2 but I want more
    • Lexa with her hair loose, in her nightgown/pajamas kicking ass? pinning an assassin down and holding a knife to his throat?
    • Or an attack on Polis happening while she’s sleeping and she doesn’t have time to change, just charging out of the room in her pajamas snarling orders at people. Sitting in her throne with her hair loose, wearing a tank top in shorts or The Nightgown™ holding a sword across a lap or a dagger in her hand interrogating one of the other leaders or strategizing 
  • Lexa with her hair in one loose braid draped over her shoulder. just cuz she’d look pretty. 
  • LEXA DURING WINTER - all draped in furs and cloaks with snow glittering in her hair 
  • Lexa in the Polis Tower Library 
  • Lexa hunting 
  • Lexa eating tbh 
  • fffff Lexa deserved to say “I love you” to Clarke. Her entire arc was about love being weakness and then love being strength; for her to not even be allowed to say “I love you” to Clarke, to verbalize that, was really disappointing and pretty glaringly obvious considering what a huge part in her character arc that was? Like not only do I think she deserved to say it for the sake of their relationship because I love Clexa, but she deserved to say it simply for herself and her own development as well. 
  •  I wish she had been thrown from power as the commander, survived, and have to go on a campaign to regain her throne; learning how to navigate the world in order to get shit done when she doesn’t have Incredible Authority Over Everyone and An Army At Her Back. 

i’m sure i’ll think of more but that will do for now

1. I should’ve bought more flowers for you, now I buy flowers even if today isn’t Valentine’s Day or a day with a specific meaning, in a way, every petal is imbued with an apology and every time someone leans in to smell it they can feel the parts of me that you’ve forgiven far long before I could

2. I didn’t start to feel better until I started to take better care of myself, a constant whisper of you saying “i was just worried about you”

3. You can’t let someone be your only source of happiness because once they’re gone, you’re all alone again and there’s nothing worse than starting all the way back over with yourself: square one of a broken heart multiplied by the intensity of she’s not coming back, let her go

4. Music will never betray me

5. Poetry is thinking that you’ve got it figured out and a metaphor is just your way of saying I don’t

6. Art rules the world and I am a masterpiece in progress; how can I love myself like how you did if I can’t see that little bit?

7. Lust isn’t conducive for growth, it’s like an addict trying to get his fix– some day, he’s going to break and not even the drug can help him

8. I buy myself nice things, but I can’t fill this emptiness inside of my heart– I guess some nights, I just miss being next to you

9. I still can’t get used to sleeping alone

10. Sometimes I wish I would’ve picked up your phone calls during the first few months, I broke my promise and you know something? I regret it

11. I threw away our love letters and memories two months ago, I cried the whole time– yeah, still a fool for you, but baby, we’ve changed so much, I’m happy with my unhappy

12. You once told me to go on many adventures without you, did you account for my depression? You know, I don’t blame you for any of this. In reality it was always an us thing, a too young thing, a stupid, mad love thing– as always, I still love you, I just don’t know what love is anymore

13. They were right, soulmates touch you and they change you forever– the moment a colorful paint filled brush hits the water and the figments of colors flow into the cup, you left my soul with so many seasons, I’m still raking up the leaves from last fall

14. The last time I saw you we shouldn’t have had sex, I think that night really broke you– I think that night really broke me too

15. I should’ve laid my head onto your chest and counted your heartbeats more often, I’m sorry

16. Sometimes when I talk to people and tell them random facts that you’ve filled my head up, I swear I can hear your voice echo in the back of my head– “baby, check this out, you’re gonna love it”

17. I always do

18. I still remember your favorite Harry Potter line

19. After all of this time? …Always.

20. I smoke cigarettes to think about how to think less, the fucking irony

21. I take painkillers and my excuse is that my right hand still hurts, in truth, I’m just another addict that believes if I take another maybe my heart might just start to sound like it belongs to me

22. I didn’t cut myself because I wanted to die, I cut myself open because I wanted to feel how often I made your heart break, each scar on my shoulders is a time when I’ve made you cry

23. And each night that I can’t sleep, I stay up wishing that you’re doing okay

24. I don’t pray often, but when I do, I always prayed for your mom, although she hated me, I’m so glad that she put you on this earth to allow us to meet– I have changed so much since I’ve met you

25. The crazy part? You still change me everyday

26. You know the renaissance era? Falling in love with you was like that

27. My favorite photo of us were those two kids eating a banana split at the New Orleans mall, I miss those two innocent kids, oh, how we’ve changed

28. We are destined to have this eternal flame kind of distance– the brighter I burn, the more you’ll read, the only thing that keeps me writing some days is knowing that somewhere, somehow you’re always reading, no matter who you’re with or if you’re laughing or crying or smiling

29. My number one fan was always you first

30. I’ve made so many bad decisions, you were never one of them

31. I’ve written so many bad poems, you were in every single one

32. I’ve written some pretty great ones too tho…!
You were also in those

33. I miss cleaning your eyes for you

34. I have met some amazing people because of what happened to us

35. I can’t get you by Fallbrooke the acoustic version is no longer on the internet, the funny part? The very last day that it was on the web, I downloaded it right before they removed it. It’s still my favorite song of all time, our song

36. Hold your tears by Clazziquai too

37. Sometimes when I get off from work, I sit in the car and cry, some tears don’t have meaning, they just need to come out

38. I claim to write poetry, but I feel like they’re just love letters sent to no one in particular

39. It’s not that I’m not over you, I’m just trying to get used to not needed you

40. It’s not that it hurts to the point where I can’t breathe, I’m just trying to light my own path to self-love and healing

41. The fact that your favorite color is orange, it makes the fruit taste some type of way

42. Sometimes I want to call you, but I don’t

42. Sometimes I want to text you and I do

43. Sometimes I want you to answer, I’m glad you don’t

43. Sometimes I just want to say fuck it all and call, I’m glad that I don’t

44. You stopped writing when we first met, in some way, the girl that waits by the shore has left a million pens near my desk and to this day– I wait by the shore too, just in case inspiration hits, right?

45. Our little codes of love finally decoded enough for me to not be blinded by you

46. We were both messed up people, I think we knew that about each other and maybe that’s why I always know when you’re not feeling okay

47. I still don’t have love figured out, but damn I’ll open every fucking door in my heart even if I have to go down the sewer to find every key

48. Someone says that she’s falling for me, I’m legit afraid to hurt people now– like it’s a real fear, I don’t want to hurt anyone anymore

49. I should’ve given you the stars, but instead I left your heart scattered across the universe

50. It’s been almost two year and I’m still writing about you, but at least it’s less often, right?

51. You’ve always been kinda self-centered, I think you enjoy it when I write about you. Like if I write about you in some way, maybe I’m still yours

52. We were just too damn young to realize how destructive passion, love, romance, stagnation, betrayal and pain is when mixed together

53. Sometimes I go to the places that we used to go just to create new memories without you

54. Sometimes it works

55. Most of the time, it just flicks me off

56. My brain is constantly telling me that I’m a fuck up and the more I try to get it right, the more I keep getting it wrong

57. I am trying to master the art of letting go

58. And this list is a step towards better things

59. And this life is going to be alright

60. Without you, I am still me

61. Without you, I can still breathe

62. Without you, I am still alive

63. Without you, I am still poetry

64. I can barely remember your face, I guess being around a lot of different people at work helps out plenty

65. This world is filled with pain, I hope you look back and smile about us some day

66. Maybe when you’re old and grey– you’ll remember those two young kids who slow danced in the dark

67. If we were made from the same star, I want to return home some day

68. I want to shine bright enough for the two of us

69. You’re still my best friend even if we no longer talk

70. You’ll always be my best friend

71. I still care about you

72. A whole fucking lot

73. The world is full of mysteries, I’m glad that we’re in the known, I’m glad that we’ve met

74. I hope you never regret me, you wanna know why? I could never, ever, ever, ever regret you

75. I don’t know how to open up to people anymore and I’m not sure if it’s my fault or yours– maybe this one time, it’s our fault… are you like this too?

76. I’ve been told that I’m too hard on myself, I firmly believe that one of the reason as to why we split was because I wasn’t hard enough on myself– I got too fucking comfortable with your promises and I took you for granted

77. Life waits for no one

78. I let an ex of mine break my red and black ring– she said that if I was over you, I’d let her break. I let her break it, but jokes on me, it didn’t change a thing about how I still feel about you

79. I keep writing and writing and writing because one of these days– it’ll stop being about you

80. Sometimes it works, but deep down, I know in some way, you’ll always find a way to sneak back out

81. I can’t get you out of my head sometimes

82. It’s even harder because you’re still inside of my heart

83. I saw this cool picture on Tumblr with someone cutting a piece of herself off that resembled two lovers splitting up, that shit looked like it hurt

84. Love hurts because even eating cotton candy ice cream really fast will give you a brain freeze

85. You didn’t like my rat tail idea, I grew one out just to fuck with you. Jokes on me, I love it now.

86. You never really supported the idea of me being anything, tbh, it’s not your fault. None of it is. I should’ve been my own motivation. I guess by supporting you through nursing school, I wanted to hear you say that I could do it even when I was at my lowest point.

87. I realized a few thing about loving you.

88. When you hit rock bottom, few will be loyal enough to stick it out with you

89. Money rules the world, since I’m not wealthy in any way– one day when I am, I can laugh a little about all of this

90. I think you loved our memories more than you loved me, in truth, I did too

91. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to get close to people

92. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to let you go

93. Maybe that’s why you still read

94. We had something raw and experimental, young and dumb, mistakes on top of mistakes

95. It was a perfect compass to point us to our future selves

96. I know a great many things now– although I am depressed, with or without you

97. I am great, I am strong

98. I am my own happy before anyone else’s

99. I can love myself enough to let you go

100. I had to hurt you to really, really grow–
I think to this day, that’s the thing that hurts me the most. That I had to hurt my best friend in this whole wide world, to make you crumble, to make you cry, to make you hate me– I had to do all of that in order to love myself. And it’s sad because here I am, still trying to figure it all out.

With or without you, I will be a better person.
—  100 things I figured out when we broke up
Anabasis, or: The Persian Expedition, or: the time a bunch of idiot Greek mercs got way too involved in Persian royal family drama

Xenophon was an aristocratic Greek from the city of Athens in the fifth century BC, a student of the philosopher Socrates, a contemporary of Plato, a historian, philosopher and major political thinker in his own right, and one time when he was an idiot twenty-something he managed to get himself involved in the dumbest piece of military adventurism in the Middle East of all time.

Later he wrote a book about it. 

It’s called Anabasis, which is Greek for ‘Upgoing’, and it is my current favourite adventure story. It is full of big personalities, political drama, people getting stressed out about crossing rivers, and stupid battles. I really wanted to share it with you all, but I can’t make everyone read the whole thing, so instead I present Book 1 of the Anabasis, chapters 1-8, abridged:

Chapter One: Prince Cyrus has a bright idea

So in the fifth century BC the Persian Empire - with its heartland in modern Iran/Iraq, and its territory stretching as far as Egypt, Turkey, India, and the Black Sea - is the biggest deal around. It’s the heart of civilisation. The Persians have the best cavalry in the world, and also invented gardening. Meanwhile Ancient Greece is basically forty cats in a sack, where the cats are city-states and the sack is ‘which city-state has the biggest dick?’

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And last but certainly not least is the final member of the maknae line, the second half of the Busan line, the golden maknae who has such a goofy side to him I love that he knows when to be serious but he can still have tons of fun, Jeon Jungkook aka kookie

  • This AU takes place in the college AU, college!kook is here, it’s the photographer!kook post, it isn’t necessary to read it, it’s really just to set the mood and give some feel of a scene for the post
  •  Visuals are up first bc I love this part so much
  • There are so many good looks to choose from, his hair is so nice and it looks so soft 1000/10 tbh
  • But I gotta go with the War of Hormone hair, black hair on Jungkook just looks so amazing idk what it is about it that is so nice but whatever it is, I’m here for it
  • WoH!kook has a special place in my heart though bc the parting of his hair was like oh wow but tbh Fire!kook is also one of my favorite looks he’s ever done so I’ll say he changes his hair style
  • He goes blonde for a bit, he does the pink, he does the red and he looks super cute with all of them
  • I love kook’s style, it’s so laid back and comfy, he wears tons of baggy t-shirts, I found it so cute how in Bon Voyage (I think it was BV at least) joon told kook not to pack any white shirts bc they could get dirty or something like that and kook is standing there in a white t-shirt, in front of like 20 white t-shirts and you just see the “well fuck” go through his head
  • There are so many good outfits to pick for player!kook I can’t choose just one bc there’s this one look where he’s in all black and he’s got black boots, a leather jacket AND a black beanie and he looks so boyfriend it’s ridiculous but there’s also a look where he’s in a white button up shirt with black pants and a black beanie and that’s also really nice
  • So those two will be his casual looks but his date night look is also really cute, I can’t tell what era it is bc he has black hair and he’s had black hair in a few different eras but he’s got this greenish gray coat on and this dark gray sweater underneath it and then blue ripped jeans and black boots and seeing it makes me want to scream both externally and internally
  • Forever in beanies, just gonna point that out, he’s always got one in his bag just in case
  • He’s more of a dater
  • He’s young, he’s doing photography, he’s dancing on the side, he’s got a job on top of being in school so he’s not really ready for a relationship
  • He always uses the term “friends” and he makes sure they know it’s nothing serious bc he doesn’t wanna hurt them by letting them think it’s something more than what it is
  • He’s not doing it to be a fuckboy or toy with anyone but he just takes a more casual approach to dating
  • He does go a couple weeks with one person though and he only dates one person at a time bc even if it is casual, it still feels weird to have a date one night and then go out with someone else the next
  • “Breaking up” is something he tends to try to avoid but when he does do it, he tries to make it as gentle as possible bc kook’s got a soft heart he’s a sensitive kid
  • Dates are always fun with him, he takes a second to get comfortable but once he is, he’s making them laugh nonstop and being extra
  • He loves a good dinner date, he likes going to the arcade or maybe seeing a movie bc it helps break the ice a lot faster bc then you have the movie choices and you can talk about which one to see and why it sounds good, get to know each other a bit and also he can do that whole fake yawn bit so it’s a win win
  • Flirting is a hit or a miss, depending on who approaches who
  • If he approaches them, he has time to prepare himself, he has time to come up with witty things to say, he knows how he’s gonna start, he has plenty of time to just figure everything out so he’s gonna be a lot more confident 
  • He’s gonna do the thing where he leans on the wall as he’s talking to them and he’s so tall and broad and he has a smirk on his face the entire time and he walks away every time with a date planned for that night
  • But if they approach him, he has z e r o time and he gets a bit flustered and is kinda in shock the entire time bc wait what’s happening
  • Similar to Yoongi, he can have that bad boy vibe to him sometimes, especially when he’s in the all black with the boots and like I said in that post, a lot of people are into that sort of thing so they’ll approach him
  • And then they see that he has such a cute, interesting personality and they’re hooked bc he’s got a goofy personality and he’s humble and sweet and just overall wonderful and then to top all of that off, he’s a good looking man, he’s the entire package
  • You two meet at a camera store
  • You’re there to help your friend pick out some supplies and kook works there, he’s a cashier but he also does some organizing and helps with prints when he has extra time
  • Your friend points him out bc the both of you recognize him from campus and you both know all about his reputation but it’s weird to even think of him as a player when he’s sitting there helping a little girl pick out her first camera
  • He’s being so patient with her and answering all of her questions and he even gives her advice and shows her how to use it and your heart is just melting bc he’s supposed to be t h e fuckboy of the campus who breaks heart without remorse but he’s being so sweet and making her giggle a lot
  • When he’s done helping her out, you decide to ask him a few random questions just to talk to him bc you wanna see if he’s actually that nice or if he was just a softie around kids
  • But he’s actually really sweet?? you can totally see why everyone who’s dated him doesn’t hate him, he’s got such a cute smile and he’s a bit shy and it’s not at all what you were expecting
  • “You’re not a fuckboy at all”
  • “What??”
  • In your head, all you hear is oh shi T bc you didn’t mean to actually say that and now he knows you know who he is or at least know about his reputation
  • He tells you that his shift is over in ten minutes so you agree to meet up in the cafe next door when he’s done so he can actually talk without getting in trouble for not working even though he’s the golden employee
  • The more you talk to him, the more you like him bc he’s funny and witty and even just his voice is really nice and you end up asking him out to dinner the next day
  • You two start up a lil summer romance from there and both of you are having so much fun together and he shows you all of his cameras and his photo albums and he gets really personal with you 
  • He even shows you his singing voice, which is something he’s never done with any of his dates
  • Time goes by too quickly and you’re preparing yourself for the breakup when the new term starts bc you assume that’s how it’s gonna go but instead you two only get closer and start spending more time together bc you end up in the same class
  • “Maybe we should give this whole relationship thing an actual shot”
  • “Thought you couldn’t be tied down, Jeon”
  • “So did I but I was a kid then”
  • “It was four months ago”
  • “How time flies”

anonymous asked:

You should just write a whole list of why Inej and Kaz are the cutest, and greatest couple. I live for them.


- okay i wanna start off with something that’s totally obvious but is never rly discussed/mentioned? but kanej is a beautiful, healthy, AMAZING interracial pairing that’s written in a way that doesn’t constantly showcase inej’s ethnicity just for the sake of pointing it out but that doesn’t mean it’s any less valid or important or special and leigh doesn’t give a fxck about other people’s whitewashed white mysteries so it’s a bit like ‘this is inej, she’s a woc, don’t EVER whitewash her but also don’t forget who she is and who she’s in love with bc that’s important and rare and must be treasured and appreciated’
- they bring out the best in each other
- and by best i don’t mean they compliment each other well (which they do but that’s beside the point), i mean they literally heal each other’s wounds, mend each other’s weary hearts and are there for each other 24/7 no questions asked
- kaz “my father is profit” brekker, the boy who literally breaks people’s kneecaps with his crow cane if anyone so much as looks at him wrong, went OUT OF HIS WAY to fulfill inej’s dream (which is kind of ironic bc inej IS the girl of his dreams so… fulfilling the girl of his dreams’ dream?)
- like you know those het couples that are like… “you’re my happiness” blah blah blah “i know you have other interests and imma let you finish but i bring me so like be grateful” which is smth i absolutely DESPISE in any shape way or form but kaz was just like?? hey inej i heard you like ships so here’s a ship, captain ghafa and oh by the way your parents are on it
- he threw away his one shot at happiness just bc he knew what inej wanted and that was his top priority
- he’d go to hell and back for her (he almost did)
- kaz “ketterdam is full of monsters i just happen to have the longest teeth” brekker’s biggest weakness is inej’s SMILE?????? name a more iconic & pure duo than kaz and his teenage crush?? i’ll wait
- inej, fully aware of kaz’s ptsd, NEVER rushed him for anything and their love was literally never sexualizied therefore breaking the status quo that a pairing is only interesting when the people involced they have physical contact and/or are intimate. intimacy runs so much deeper than (having) sex
-kaz, fully aware of inej’s past and her own anxiety, never rushed her for anything and never demanded anything from her and was the perfect gentlemen despite his bad boy talk that portrayed him as this cold emotionless antagonist like you’re not fooling anyone son we see right through you and honestly bless your wicked barrel boss heart ily
- kaz’s only attempt at “winning” inej was when he said “you inej, you” and even that was super pure  (esp given the fact that it was probably the most honest thing he’s ever said & admitted - not just to inej but to himself) bc yes OFC he wanted to overcome his ptsd and wanted to be able to touch inej in some - any - kind of way but he also meant her presence? actually scratch that, that’s all he meant
- inej’s always been his beacon, his idol, his goddess, his salvation, his anchor, his emotional tether if you will and it was inej who brought him back when he started to slip back into his dark memories, inej was the one who pulled him out of the murky waters licking at his feet
- kaz would literally kill & die for inej a.k.a kaz is all of us
- inej, a kind, beautiful soul who yields not just one but seven knives, all named after a saint, would do anything to help kaz
- inej wanted kaz to become a better person, a better version of himself but it was never for her? like, she never had any personal agenda or subplot that connected her with kaz’s path to greatness, she wanted him to become better for his own good and that just makes me start crying on the spot tbh catch me bawling my eyes out bc of these two (usually at 4am when no one can hear the ugly dying pterodactyl noises coming out of my mouth)
- kaz softens around inej while inej hardens around kaz and that, too, makes me very very emotional b y e
- the peak of their relationship development was to finally be able to hold hands
- they might not be together right now but that’s fine by kaz bc he just wants inej to be happy and sail and help/free slaves and that’s fine by inej too bc she knows kaz has a business™ to run and she knows the dregs need him more than she does
- and that’s okay bc it doesn’t mean they love or need each other any less. it just means later.

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OH MY GOD HIEU. hfdlgkjdhsd. okay. this is gonna take a while! hahaha.

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anonymous asked:

Hello! I love your blog, and just saw the Birthday ask, mine is actually coming up really soon and to say the least... I'm not excited. So I was curious as to how the RFA + V + Saeran would react/what they would do when they find out the MC really, really dislikes her birthday (Due to crappy birthday experiences for the past several years)

sorry it took a while!! happy (late????) birthday, anon!!!!!!


-it’s not that he doesn’t care that MC hates their own birthday
-bc he super does
-it’s just that he’s determined to change that
-he wants MC to anticipate their birthday, rather than dread it
-because…….. it’s the anniversary of the day that MC came into being
-it’s one of the major things that brought MC into his life
-and he feels so incredibly lucky that they’re here, in his life!!
-but i mean,,,, if MC insists that they rly just wanna,, Not. do anything. for their bday,
-he won’t push
-he just
-he just cares so much about MC


-he’s not sure he understands but…..
-he just wants to make MC smile
-even if MC doesn’t look forward to their birthday, dreads it, even
-one smile from them
-would be a victory better than winning at any event in LOLOL
-so, even if MC doesn’t want to celebrate he still does stuff for them
-full on Domestic Yoosung
-cleans Everything
-cooks a shit ton of food (and bakes a cake!!!)
-draws them a soothing bubble bath
-shoulder massage!!
-it’s rly fuckin nice omg thanks 4 ur hands yoosung


-understands, for the most part
-she hasn’t looked forward to her own birthday for years
-not since her parents…..
-but still wants to at the v least spend some time with MC
-no expectations
-just time together
-prolonged bath time tbh
-comfort foods delivered right to their home
-cozying up in blankets on the couch
-hot drinks (and maybe some cocktails or something lbr)
-the watch Homeward Bound and both cry this was a poor choice let’s watch Zen’s musicals instead g o d
-it’s a low key, kinda nice day


-he asks all the questions
-wants to understand the reasoning behind this hatred
-MC pls he just wants to spoil u
-but if MC doesn’t want to do anything for their birthday, then he respects their wishes
-tho he does do a few little things
-breakfast in bed
-a small gift
-a single rose
-aaaand the day after MC’s birthday he takes them out on a fancy date bc
-“Since you didn’t want to do anything on your birthday, I figured the day after would be preferable. Was I wrong?”
-he is actually nervous pls b kind
-y is he so precious wat t h fUkc


-first of all he listens
-he understands
-hasn’t rly celebrated his own birthday
-especially not in his own childhood and since leaving Saeran
-he makes the shittiest powerpoint presentation for MC about all the reasons they should celebrate their birthday and look forward to it
-first slide is just photos of cakes
-they aren’t even all birthday cakes, and the photos are all diff sizes and resolutions and they’re all crammed into the slide and sitting on top of each other it’s a mess
-next slide is one stock photo of a wrapped gift box and the caption “P R E S E N T S”
-the bg can actually be seen and it is the most eye-searing orange with gradient to one corner of bright-as-the-sun yellow
-it’s physically painful
-he did this on purpose the lil shit
-one of the slides is just text.
-it’s statistics. the probability of MC’s birth, etc. and how that makes them a miracle
-there’s definitely at least three slides of cat photos
-one is entirely Elizabeth the 3rd
-even if MC still doesn’t want to do anything for their birthday, Saeyoung would just be glad to have gotten a laugh out of them about the shitty powerpoint


-doesn’t understand the appeal of birthday parties
-too many people
-too much noise
-all that shit to clean up afterward
-would much rather spend time with just MC
-doesn’t want to share? MC’s attention???
-he kind of gets the appeal of birthdays in general
-like……. a day devoted to someone’s life
-it sounds……………
-but he ends up treating MC’s birthday mostly like any other day, except that he’s more cuddly and less caustic
-on this day the birth of his SO….. he just wants to please them
-but don’t expect him to bend over backwards for them


-low key upset about this
-high key upset for MC
-like……… how dare??
-how dare bad things happen to his sweetheart MC on their birthday????
-h e c k
-insists that they can make new memories for their birthdays from now on!!
-better ones!!!
-after all the past does not have to define the future
-asks what MC wants to do for their birthday and makes sure that thing happens
-small get-together of just them and their friends? he organizes it!!
-a walk in the park?? happens!!
-staying in doing nothing, just existing? he is for it!!
-as long as MC is happy!!!!

halfblood joonie
  • guess what my school computer has a blue screen lol what is this i dont understand what’s going on
  • not gonna lie i would rather be updating my nct blog because those are written scenarios and i prefer writing that way because i feel like it actually shows my ability but i owe it to you guys to get something out there
  • my mark lee thing can wait yikes :((
  • anyway demigod joonie was the most requested?? and i was like
  • anyway i was gonna do like birth order but here we are now, doing namjoon
  • which is fine because i love namjoon
  • okay so if you guys couldn’t guess
  • namjoon is the son of athena
  • how could he not be??
  • the stereotype was always like blond hair and gray eyes but nah fam me and namjoon both don’t fit that stereotype and we are athena kids
  • but in this au namjoon is gonna have that off blond hair like there was that one photoshoot and there is a specific image in mind but it’s like sandy blond and it’s always messy because he constantly runs his hands through his hair when he’s thinking so always a mess but a nice mess because cutie
  • and he wears the big wire rimmed glasses that aren’t perfectly circular but almost like a bowl shape kind of thing?? like rounded at the bottom but then straight at the top or only a little bent is this making sense i bet it isn’t lol
  • he’s that kid that always wears the camp half blood tee with skinny jeans and some obscure accessory like idk a scarf or hat
  • and the aphrodite kids sit there and constantly roast him for his fashion sense but jin always scolds them and says that namjoon is a pure cutie bean who must be protected…
  • okay but backstory time because hell yah i love backstories
  • namjoon’s dad was a professor at a local college and he was a genius so it was no suprise that athena was attracted to him
  • unlike jin’s situation, athena and namjoon dad’s romance was a fleeting thing, and it only lasted but a few months
  • both of them were too proud and too headstrong to admit actual feelings or that they needed each other
  • but i personally believe that you don’t just have one true love, you love a lot of people in your life and it’s okay to love and be loved more than once and the mentality that you should save love for the true one actually pisses me off not gonna lie to you
  • and like they were in love and maybe it wasn’t the strongest love and maybe it wasn’t the truest love but it was still love regardless
  • athena kids are thought of like that’s how the athena kids happen i remember because percy was like do you have a belly button??
  • so athena was like you’re different than all my previous lovers and i think our child should be different too and that explains why namjoon naturally has black hair and brown eyes, not the usual blond and gray thing going on
  • when athena and his dad split up, things were kinda not amazing
  • his dad didn’t want to think about the relationship and about athena and so he just kind of chose to selectively forget about it
  • and so he doesn’t tell namjoon that he is a half blood
  • he tells namjoon that his mom and him were a college thing and that she didn’t want to deal with a child because she needed to finish her schooling whereas namjoon’s father was graduating
  • namjoon never felt a bitterness towards his birth mom but he always had the want to meet her one day and just have a conversation with her and have some sort of relationship with her…
  • his dad got married when namjoon was fairly young, in the third grade, and his stepmom and dad had three kids so namjoon has a bunch of half siblings
  • he really loves his family though, like he was extremely close to them especially his brother who’s the middle child out of the three half siblings
  • namjoon never felt out of place with them but there was always that longing to meet his mother that never went away
  • and guess what namjoon gets that chance
  • by age ten namjoon has already attracted numerous monsters, despite his dad’s efforts to mask his scent by marrying someone else and spraying febreeze in the house every two seconds
  • namjoon is already an extremely gifted and powerful demigod, already exhibiting powers that mimic something like telekinesis, and monsters have started to take notice
  • but namjoon, our clumsy bean child namjoon, always has a way of avoiding any harm
  • it’s because athena has her eye on him constantly and she’s always doing her best to make sure he’s safe
  • so like one day for instance, he’s walking home from the school bus and this monster comes at him and athena was posing as mom waiting for her kid or something and as soon as namjoon looked away she pulverized that monster into dust
  • but she seriously underestimates her child
  • because at age eleven namjoon is like boy genius and he notices the same lady always around and he’s like yikes creeper alert maybe??
  • so one day instead of you know, telling his dad, he confronts her down at the dollar store where he’s going to by his siblings some candy with his allowance money
  • idk the dollar store is within walking distance from my dads so this makes a lot of sense to me like this a very valid and relevant point in my mind okay so um like
  • anyway she senses another monster attack so she’s posing as a cashier and namjoon just kinda heads over to her counter and slams his five dollar bill on the table and he’s like
  • “we have the same eyes i think”
  • “also i see you around all the time”
  • and he just blinks up at her with big inquisitive eyes and she’s like oh sh-
  • and she’s like well i cannot just tell this kid that i’m his mom but i can at least get him to safety right??
  • and she’s like i gotta talk about this demigod thing but
  • suddenly a horde of monsters appear from the aisles and athena is like there is no time and so she uses her goddess powers to transport them to the boundaries of camp half blood
  • and she’s like look i know you’re probably scared and confused and worried but you need to go past this boundary here and you’ll find help i promise, but i need to get going, i’m not allowed to be this attached to you-
  • and she ushers namjoon past the border but then she’s gone and namjoon is like what the duck is this about
  • he doesn’t know if he should run back out and chase after her or if he should move forward and explore but maybe he should cry? always a valid option??
  • he just stands there dumbly and he feels like maybe he will cry because he doesn’t understand what’s going on but he wants to be home with his dad, not standing in the middle of god(s) only know where
  • but alas his saving grace arrives
  • it’s you
  • you’re the saving grace
  • you’re also a younger demigod and you’re in the hermes cabin currently because you haven’t been claimed and you’re just kind of wandering around camp because you still are a little !! about this whole demigod thing and you need some time to adjust
  • but you see namjoon standing there and you’re like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • you run over and stare at him for a few seconds and you then grab his hand and you’re like we gotta find chiron
  • “you mean the centaur from greek mythology”
  • and you smile and nod excitedly “well duh, you are at camp half blood”
  • “what now”
  • “that place where all the kids if the greek gods and goddesses chill to escape the monsters in the mortal world? seriously how did you get here if you don’t know what this is”
  • so namjoon tells you his story and you’re holding his hand because small kids and you’re like oh i see i see okay i got it
  • and then you take him to see chiron and you’re like hello this is a new camper his name is joonie
  • and namjoon is like actually- but chiron is so busy welcoming him and all that he never really gets to say his official name (is that the right word probably not lol) isn’t joonie but whatever
  • anyway you stay by namjoon’s side while he gets the explanation of the whole demigod thing
  • and you’re the one who takes him to the hermes cabin and you’re like yes you can have your bed under my bed because we are basically best friends now!! and ofc namjoon agrees
  • he’s the kid who sits up really fast and bangs his head on the bunk above him
  • i actually fell off the top bunk once but that is another story
  • you and namjoon become bros and all the older demigods think it’s so adorable how you two always waddle around camp together and challenge everyone to duels and riddles and the likes
  • but then namjoon gets claimed
  • oh yes namjoon gets claimed one day when you two are sparring and it’s been a while now since he’s arrived at camp and you know what being claimed means
  • it means that namjoon isn’t gonna be your bunk mate anymore and it means that he’ll be at a new cabin with new siblings and he’ll probably end up forgetting about you or something
  • and your small brain is not about to let that happen no siree so you fail to mention the glowing emblem above namjoon’s head
  • you think that it would like go away eventually but it’s been thirty minutes now since it first appeared so um yikes a daisy it probably won’t go away anytime soon but you are not about to lose namjoon
  • while you’re sitting there debating what to do, one of the athena kids (is it annabeth chase, my queen, my hero, my everything)
  • no another athena kid comes over and they’re like duDE UM!!
  • and you’re like b i t c h do you wanna throw down
  • and namjoon is like wait what’s going on what’s happening am i dying or something
  • and the athena kid is like no, well yes, we are all technically dying, but i mean you’re our new sibling
  • “our”
  • “the athena cabin, i’m sorry”
  • and namjoon’s eyes light up and he’s so excited and you’re like who am i to take this happiness from him
  • you don’t walk with him to meet up with chiron or anything, you go sulk in the hermes cabin tbh and kick his bunk and then whine when it hurts your foot
  • but guess what guys
  • guess what
  • guess who comes back later
  • you right
  • it’s namjoon
  • he waves to you and you’re like !!
  • “i missed you already, you wanna keep sparing. i already got my new bunk set up and all. it’s not as fun around here without you”
  • and then you run into his arms but he is not expecting that and he tries to catch you but that doesn’t really go so hot and he ends up toppling backwards with you crashing down on top of him
  • based on true events in case you’re wondering
  • you knew from that day on that you and najoon were inseparable
  • fast forward many years so you are out of the awkward small child phase which isn’t awkward really because it isn’t middle school yet
  • you got claimed by your godly parent so neither you or namjoon are in the hermes cabin anymore!!
  • but you still are thick as thieves get it lol because hermes cabin-
  • okay anyway
  • i dont wanna be generic with all of these so guess what
  • in media res my dudes, on media res
  • behold you and namjoon are on a quest and guess who else is there it;s hoseok and yoongi and you guys are having a blast because yoongi nearly managed to become the captive bride of the god of the west wind
  • hoseok kidnapped a dog and he keeps the thing in his shirt when you guys are setting up camp for the night so he won’t be cold
  • namjoon almost became a gang lord down in southern new york
  • you had to fight off rampant cereal gods when the others were going to take a group bathroom break
  • you and namjoon are sharing a sleeping back
  • wait what
  • hoseok somehow managed to burn his and yoongi was like you can’t sleep with me you freak, im still mad you love that dog more than me anyhow and hoseok was all excuse me are you trash talking our child
  • they were so busy bickering and whining and namjoon, the designated squad leader, was not having it, and so he’s like hoseok here just take mine okay
  • and then you were like but joonie what about you
  • and hoseok was all like share
  • namjoon looked to yoongi hopelessly and yoongi just flipped him off
  • “excuse me, how;s jungkook gonna feel when he knows you’re trying to win me over”
  • and you kinda “well i mean i guess we can share”
  • and hoseok is like “wow what are the odds you’re the only person with the huge two person sleeping bag haha #crazy”
  • yes he said the word hashtag
  • but namjoon is all stamerry and blushy and it’s so funny because the super composed, super calculating, super strategic son of athena is at a loss for words and it’s
  • #crazy
  • and yoongi is like wow i guess hoseok will take the first watch then
  • and hoseok is like wow that’s so sweet of you for volunteering-
  • yoongi smirks and curls up in his sleeping bag and yawns and slips off into dreamland and hoseok is pouting but he starts patrol duty with his puppy safely poking his head out the top of his shirt
  • and namjoon kinda gives you this look and you shrug “it’s not any different than that time we had to share a bunk when connor and broke the one and they needed extra room you know?”
  • except it is very different because namjoon is in l o v e with you and he doesn’t want to share a sleeping bag because he might do something weird like try to hold your hand or sleep talk about you and that would not be a good time
  • but he curls up in the sleeping bag and he motions for you to join and you’re like okay chill nice not like i like namjoon or anything haha
  • you snuggle up beside him and you’re like are two person sleeping bags even a real thing
  • they are confirmed
  • you guys refuse to speak and you can hear hoseok giggling and that makes things more awkward tbh but it’s okay because he’s warm
  • and so your put your feet on his legs and even through the socks he can feel your cold feet and now the two of you are laughing
  • but then yoongi sits up and threatens to murder you both in cold blood
  • so you end up zipping it and going to bed
  • hoseok wakes namjoon up an hour or two later because switch shift and he’s sleepy
  • namjoon groggily wakes up and he goes to sit up but??
  • is that your head on his chest??
  • why yes it is??
  • hoseok starts to squeal and namjoon glares but hoseok is
  • you know that spongebob meme with squidward and crabby patties
  • that’s hoseok @ namjoon
  • “you like them don’t you namjoon”
  • and namjoon was like hoe i thought that was obvious please
  • and hoseok was like um idk if they know dude
  • and najoon just groans and stands up and waves hoseok off and goes to stand guard
  • he doesn’t like the whole crush thing because his entire life as a child of athena you know, he’s used to approaching everything as a problem that has a solution
  • something that he can work through and tackle if he takes the right steps
  • everything is a process and with the smart logical choices, he can accomplish anything
  • but this is different because suddenly his head isn’t in charge and no matter how hard he tries to examine the situation logically, you can’t think like that, not when you’re in love with someone all rules go out the window and namjoon is like wth is this i am not a fan can this not be a thing
  • he overanalyzes every single scenario and one second he’s determined that you must be in love with him but one second later, he thinks you must hate him or something and that the two of you will never work out and it’s such a vicious cycle
  • he just wishes he would have some answers-
  • and then this voice pops up in his head and it’s very familiar and namjoon is like i know who this is but also at the same time i have no idea whatsoever
  • and then it hits him- the mysterious lady from his childhood, the one who got him to camp and he’s ! because he had totally forgotten about her till now
  • and the voice is like “you really forgot about your own mother”
  • and namjoon is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because mom since when was that a thing
  • but it makes sense and suddenly everything starts to click and namjoon is like wow your local son of athena couldn’t figure that one out, amazing
  • but she’s like look kid im sorry that i havent been around, things are complicated, dont be mad
  • and namjoon is like im not dont sweat it
  • athena just tsks like thats because you never let your emotions lead
  • “but it’s okay to let them take over sometimes you know”
  • you know what she’s implying and the conversation doesn’t last much after that
  • and namjoon is like right i should maybe confess maybe ill do that when i get back home or something—
  • but suddenly he’s taken aback because there’s this clanking and rattling and all of th sudden there are these skeletons rising from the earth and namjoon is like just my luck
  • he draws his sword and starts yelling for the rest of you to wake up and hoseok is first up and he’s racing to get yoongi awake and meanwhile namjoon is battling off these monsters
  • he uses those telekinesis powers i mentioned to hurl boulders and other projectiles at them while using his long sword to fend off others but they keep multiplying
  • hoseok comes in with his double daggers and he’s slicing and diving and jabbing
  • and yoongi has his scythe and he’s totally wrecking these monsters and smashing them to dust
  • you’re nowhere to be found though and namjoon turns his head for a split second and that’s his mistake
  • he doesn’t feel the arrow pierce his shoulder, not initially, but he feels the searing pain as yoongi yanks it from his flesh later
  • he stumbles and trips forward and he’s clutching his shoulder and hoseok is shrieking and yoongi is cursing
  • namjoon feels like he’s slipping from reality and he doesn’t know what’s happening save that the world is spinning before his eyes
  • but then your cry snaps him back from his daze and he watches you stumble towards him
  • yoongi and hoseok fight off the rest of the monsters as you kneel beside namjoon, cradling his head in your lip
  • namjoon is too shocked to cry but then he sees the tears streaming down your face and he suddenly feels overwhelmed
  • yoongi and hoseok run over when the coast is clear and yoongi is the one who pulls the arrow out because hoseok is shaking too badly to do so
  • “i thought i heard something and so i woke up and went to check it out, but clearly i wasnt right and now you’re going to die because of me namjoon, oh gods, you can’t die!!”
  • and youre sobbing and hoseok is like you need to calm down so i can treat this thing and namjoon is slipping from consciousness and you’re holding his hands tightly between your own
  • yoongi is praying hard while hoseok does his best to clot the blood flow and go through his bag in search of ambrosia and nectar
  • namjoon’s eyes close and his lips part and you’re crying harder now because this it, this is the last time you’re going to see namjoon
  • “i love you, i love you more than life itself namjoon, and im not going to let you die, do you hear me!?”
  • hoseok pulls out the thermos of nectar and he hands it to you
  • for those who dont know, nectar is like the healing thing for demigods and it’s not guaranteed life saver, it works hella good
  • anyway, you hold the thermos to namjoon’s lips and do your best to make sure he drinks some of it
  • hoseok assures you that namjoon is gonna make it, upon further examination, the wound isn’t deep and it missed any vital nerves or organs
  • still you can’t help but cry
  • you hold namjoon in your arms the entire night and none of you guys sleep because you’re so scared??
  • namjoon does wake up, and he’s fine… he’s just sore the next morning
  • he first asks about you though if you’re okay and then he looks up and finds you staring down at him and he’s o h
  • you smile down at him “i swear to god, dont you ever pull that on me again”
  • “i wasnt trying to die”
  • omg wth my namjoon ones are always the longest, namjoon, yoongi and jungkook
  • anyway you mouth “i know” and then stroke the hair from his eyes
  • hoseok and yoongi watch on but they don;t interfere and they dont get nosy, they jsut let you guys have your moment
  • it’s like a mutual understanding after that
  • like the scare makes you realize that yes, you love namjoon, more than a friend
  • and yes, namjoon loves you too, more than anything in the world
  • and hoseok and yoongi realize that they’re third and fourth wheeling on the quest and it’s awkward
  • because once namjoon starts feeling better, it’s like a switch was turned on and now he’s trying to impress you with the psychology of attraction and holding hands and love and it’s a hot mess
  • and he’s vowing to protect you and you’re like honey i gotta protect you…
  • yoongi and hoseok regret their life choices
  • but they think it’s cute and when you guys all return home safely (with the dog in tow), everyone starts handing over drachmas and dollars because their was a camp wide bet on if you guys would get together on your quest
Random fucking headcanons/ideas

None of these are worth making their own post over so have a compilation

  • Owain has dandruff (prob cause those spikes are hard to wash properly lmao
  • Brady often wakes up at night because of nightmares, esp after being through wars and all. He’ll go for a walk and feed stray animals around town, or check on the kid(s) to make sure they’re okay before returning to bed
  • Modern AU: the Awakening bro quartet (Owain, Brady, Inigo, Gerome) have misadventures. Gerome’s the only one with a car big enough to fit them all; his mom’s old van with license plate M1N3RVA (I never said these were going to be *good* headcanons
    •  Brady going into a convenience store and ppl think hes gonna like buy cigarettes cause he looks tough and has a leather jacket but he just walks out with a copy of Soap Opera Digest which he swears is for his ma
      • That part’s true but he doesn’t mention he watches them right along with her. They both get really into it and yell at the antagonists whenever they’re on screen
      • Maribelle also spoils her grandkid(s) rotten. @espanya suggested she calls them her “grandbabies” and feeds them sweet cornbread
        • Adrian and I have been arguing for the past 3 days whether regular cornbread is sweet or only sweet cornbread is
    • Anyway back to the quartet, they all fight over the radio. Gerome just likes dad rock, Inigo wants to sing along to top 40/pop stuff, Owain likes hip-hop (tbh it’s like, a modern form of poetry is my reasoning), Brady just wants them all to stop bickering lmao. Maybe classical is his jam.
    • Inigo also chews a lot of gum. Like a pack a day (I used to do this)
    • Stupidest one yet; them all trying weed and doing dumb shit and daring each other to kiss and stuff. At one point Cherche walks by (cause I just assumed this would be at Gerome’s house) and don’t give a fuck she’s just like “remember to stay hydrated boys! ^^”
  • Also @ high school Brady and Gerome are the Cool Kids all the underclassmen (Morgan?) look up to. Gerome just shrugs and tells them he’s not a great influence. Brady tries to use his powers for good
    • “U-uh, if ya wanna be cool like me, be sure to eat all yer veggies, and don’t let anybody give ya sh- give ya crud.”
    • Everyone thinks Gerome goes behind the school to smoke during lunch. He’s actually just chewing bubble gum cigarettes and texting mushy shit to Inigo

I love everything that Frustrated Jacob says about Kairi in his “The Top 10 Things That Kingdom Hearts III Needs” video so much.

I love everything that Jacob says about anything in general, tbh. He’s just so smart and good at making his points. And this video in particular highlights a ton of the series’ problems, and how they could be made better.

But just keep in mind if you’re reading this, that he made this video before we really knew anything about KHIII. But even though we know Donald and Goofy will be going with Sora now (and other things), I think a lot of what he said here still stands, honestly.

“Kairi’s been around since the very beginning. She’s the second character we see in the entire series, for crying out loud. Unless you wanna count the opening cinematic. And she needs to finally have the chance to step into the spotlight.

I know that a lot of people have given up on Kairi entirely as character. Especially since she’s barely had a presence in the games. In Dream Drop Distance, she has maybe five seconds of screentime, no dialogue, and is mentioned perhaps twice. But personally, I like her.

Yeah, she hasn’t been all that fleshed out. But I think people’s complaints about her being a completely helpless damsel in distress are unfounded.

Sure, she lacks the ability to take care of herself for the majority of the series, but that doesn’t stop her from trying.

When Sora rescues her in Kingdom Hearts 1, she asks to go back with him for the final fight. In Kingdom Hearts 2, she actively leaves to go and look for Sora and Riku, as soon as the opportunity is presented to her.

If you go to the manga–…yeah, I’ve read the manga. What are you gonna do about it?–she’s even more proactive: punching a Nobody, and biting Axel when he tries to abduct her.

What does Princess Peach do when Bowser kidnaps her? Oh, yeah: She screams, ‘Mario!’, and that’s it. I’m not even sure Kairi even has it in her to ask for help, because she never does.

And when Riku does give her a weapon, she doesn’t waste time brooding or stumbling around like a jackass. She jumps straight in and starts killing things. I’m telling you: this chick is awesome!

…And since we were talking about escalation before, Kairi would be the absolutely perfect third protagonist.

As I said before, Sora and Riku should be unstoppable at the beginning of the game: So having a character like Kairi start at level one, and work their way up, would be a good contrast.

She could be the tutorial character like Roxas was in Kingdom Hearts 2. And then the player could get eased into the systems of the game, without having to worry about whatever complex tricks Sora and Riku have up their sleeves. 

Kairi would also massively change up the gameplay. The experience of playing as her would be totally different and refreshing, after doing an entire campaign as Sora or Riku–even moreso than switching between Terra, Aqua, and Ventus was.

But seriously: Kairi is the crux of this whole thing. There’s simply not enough depth to Sora to carry a major, emotional character arc. And Riku’s bout with darkness, while interesting, is getting a little stale.

Introducing a new character, with her own set of wishes and goals and faults would be fantastic.

Maybe Sora–afraid Kairi won’t fare well by herself–sends Donald and Goofy with her, instead of bringing them with him. Think of all the weird banter they could have: Donald would probably feel gypped, for having to spend time with Kairi instead of Sora. Kairi could feel belittled and embarrassed, but over time they’d come to like each other.

Oh! And just think about how much Donald and Goofy could tell Kairi about Sora! …And all the times that he talked about her… and all the embarrassing things that they’ve seen him do- it would just be a great dynamic. Even if it was just for a small part of the game.”


Request: can you do a cute fluffy kylo imagine where him and the reader have a kid(girl or boy) and it’s just cute. thanks!

A/N: I tried making this as cute as possible, I hope you enjoy, anon! BTW, yeah, it’s so repetitive to use the name Padme for the daughter but you can imagine whatever you want to be your daughters name :)

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In all his life (or at least the life he started with the First Order) he never thought for a second that he’d be a father–let alone–a good one. Not after being the ultimate menace of the galaxy, the commander of the First Order, and the master of the knights. Being a father was the las thing on Kylo’s list, something he couldn’t see himself doing or even achieving; he never even thought for a moment that he would even be married, yet here you were, being his wife and the mother of your beautiful three year old daughter.

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lucas looking @ riley pt. 2

so, as promised, i’m continuing to post every file that i have of lucas looking at riley because apparently you guys all want to suffer and i want to suffer right along side you !!! it’s been like three weeks but i kind of forgot that this one was in my drafts but i hope that you all enjoy it!!!!! this post covers the rest of s2 (cory & topanga - legacy) and then the next (and last) post will be covering s3. so enjoy this one fam!!!!!!!! it’s painful but it’s worth it i promise!!!!! 

here’s part one. 

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zerrie/zigi VS ZIAM

I’m sure most of y’all have watched the zayn x morning mashup interview (if you haven’t, click here) and i just gotta do this, just had to, it’s just too funny i had to.

They talk about the song (IDWLF), mentions T swift and her birthday and asks if Zayn wished and all (no, because he is a ‘shit’ friend xD) and then he casually remarks about gigi which prompts the radio dj to ask him:

“Listen, for all the guys out there, how did you land her?

And of course, like given their one year plus oh so romantic relationship, hashtag goals, how she is the anchor to his anxiety woes, surely they got together in a sweet way? Surely they met at macdonalds where they lock eyes and some sort of emotions burst at the seams of their heart and neither of them can wait to tell the world–

Instead Zayn says–

 Yeah, of course he doesn’t know how are you supposed to say ‘oh it was in a little room where we signed the contract to our faketionship, or because she needs publicity sooOoOooO

I mean lowkey or private aside, ziam aside, surely you’d have the slightest inkling on how y’all got together no? Even if it’s nothing theatrical. 

But radio dj really wants to know, damn it how does he get the girl??? (Just hire a publicist) “You had to ask her out on a date so how did it start?”

I wanna know how did it start too Zayn :P 

And Zaynie, he well, he just doesn’t give a fuck–

I love how he just doesn’t even try, sounds like something I’d do too, honestly.

 I mean, AGAIN, ziam aside, wouldn’t you remember the slightest detail? Doesn’t have to be romantic it could be extremely unromantic but because yall are so in love it’s actually romantic (get my drift–clearly someone writes fanfic here coughs). I totally get it if celebrities wanna be private (hell I’ll be lowkey af), but doesn’t this: oh yeah we were having burgers and then her lips got some mayonnaise and I realized how much I wanna licked it off, so i asked her out proper– sounds a teeny better? No? Yeah I liked his answer too.

This reminds me of-

I can’t bloody find the video where he talks about how he proposed to Perrie to make gifs (sobs) but how he described it:

  • We were, watching a film in the back garden and her mum was there
  • my mum was there… 
  • Erm, my two best mates were there which was quite sick… 
  • And that’s it, and she said yeah which is quite sick! 

I swear it sounded (to me) like he literally just came up with that story on the spot HAHA (if you’ve watched the video you’d know what I’m talking about), and then there were 254372919 articles on how sweet the story was i’m like bitch where?? if anything, it was vague af lmao (but that’s how zaynie rolls and i like it)

what about this: oh yeah we were having burgers and then her lips got some mayonnaise and I realized how much I wanna lick that pair of lips forever and ever so i got on one knee and whipped out my ring–

sorry i digress



                                              MOVING ON–

With a platonic friend:

(remember this?)

stop it zayn, stop

 idk what audition he’s referring to (i dont think it’s the x factor ones cuz the first one the shoes are black and the second Li’s wearing boots so–) //  X

ah, young love :’)

Remember this iconic moment? (Then again everything is iconic with ziam tbh)

extensive display of knowledge zayn, well done indeed! i’m a shit friend, i don’t  know what the top ten most frequently played songs my closest friends listen to (fav artists/ preferred genres i can still get away with), but then again they wouldn’t know mine(!!)

You’re drooling Z, stop (actually don’t)

Here’s a good romantic story to tell next time: We were singing on stage to an arena of thousands of screaming girls and i pretty much professed my love to my boyfriend by giving him a rose…and he took it ٩(♡ε♡ )۶

It really did happen…

I live for Liam’s heart eyes really CAN SOMEBODY PLS LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT GDI

Ok so i made my point of how much fucks Zayn give (-100000) and I got a tad carried away while doing so orz. I wanted to add in a bit more zigi observations that i picked up on buuuuut ain’t nobody ruining ending this post with any sort of nonsense  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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*GIFS CREDITS GO TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS! Mine are only the ones at the top half (before the zayn/macs gif, engagement gif + ‘wna lick u so bad’ gifs: just added text)*

Yo ok so im on mobile so i cant do a read more and its 3am but ive been thinking about overwatch college au all day specifically for genyatta pls hear me out
Ok so middle school genji would be the equvilent of “before he fucking almost died” genji so hes loud and brash and probably in the anime club
And then i figured the equvilent of him “dying” would be like if he got kicked out of the house. Ive seen a lot of ppl do things were he got super physically injured but i like him being kicked out more. It’d probably be necause of Hanzo or something so like, the end of freashmen year of highschool genji (maybe sophmore? I havent decided) just kidding i just decided sophmore. Genji is kicked out but im not sure why? Genji is trans so maybe like transphobic parents? I dont wanna put genjo through that but it makes the most sense,,, escp if he comes out
So Genji is kicked out end of sophmore year, the year hanzo is a senior and geaduates
Genji’s homeless for a bit and the equivilent of him joining overwatch would be like, him joining video game club? Im still working on this but i want there to be a club that genji joins thats all of the og overwatch members and that gives him a circle of friends, een if hes not very open with them. Also everyones queer so its like a nice little gsa club on top of the video games so genji feels good there. Even though hes not super close to anyone, everyone basically opens up their homes to him so hes like couch surfing for the last two years of highschool. (Mercy, who was a grade above Hanzo, maybe has an apartment and thats where genji frequents the most? Mercy used to be in the club so Genji only knows her through upperclassmen who used to hang with her but the arangment is still better than nothing)
But Genji is also like furiously dysphoric during this time bc thats pretty much what his canon backstory talks about with him “feeling wrong in his new robot body” or whatever, which made him really irritable and anti social. Same goes for this au, so people who knew him before see him going from the guy he was in middle school to this irritable ball of anger and distrust and its a big chane tbh. It prevents genji from getting closer with anyone from the club bc he isolates himself a lot, but he sticks around for the living arangments
He doesnt have the means to afford or attend college and is in a shitty place mentally so he decides to take a gap year after highschool probably. This is probably when he meets Zenyatta, whose a senior from a different school during Genji’s gap year (a year younger than genji) Idk how they should meet? Maybe just, randomly at a park but then they keep bumping into each other and Genji hates it but Zenyatta thinks its fun. Maybe Zenyatta’s school is near Genji’s work so Zenyatta will visit Genji a lot and Genji is like Why Are You Here. Zenyatts gives some cute answer about thinking Genji isnt as happy as he could be and wants to help. Also in case u didnt know Zenyatta is nonbianary (they/them) so they could invite genji so some trans support event? And they hang out after the event and genji starts warming up and they become good friends throughout the rest of Zenyattas school year. (Genji always forgets Zenyattas still im highschool because of how mature they act) Their friendship makes Genjo way calmer and more acxepting of himself, so we see the transition from angry genji to at peace genji
And then zenyatta is like “im going to college, you should try applying to some schools to! So you arent stuck at this deadend job for the rest of your life”
Maybe he gets a scholarship? The kids been through a lot he deserves it, so he gets a scholarship and he and zenyatta end up attending the same school >:3c both freashmen and idk what their majors are its not that important
And i know this isnt really practical but what if all of the overwatch videogame club ends up going there?? And theyre excited to see genji because he seems so much happier, asks him if he’d rejoin the video game club if they started it at the college. (Basically this aus versiom of the recall)
He says yes, invites zenyatta, its a fun time
UNTIL it turns out hanzo also goes to the school and was invited to join the club by mcree (despite never being in the highschool one)
And shit gets tense
Genji and Zenyatta kiss at some point
Are you proud of me


-Other members who werent in the original overwatch group (in game) like the junkers or are from different schools but joined the club regardless

-i think 76 and reaper should either be like way older (a couple grades) and in the club or club sponsers. Reinhardt would be a proffesor, same with hob goblin man

-this part of the au focus’ on genji but like it could be anyone with this same concept? Im thinking of doing a version for the junkers

-what if genji finds out hanzos a big gay and hanzo freaks out bc of internalized homophobia and the fear of being rejected by the family like genji was and thats what makes genji like “im here for you”. Because genji’s wasted so much time on hate he doesnt want that anymore (basically the same as in canon)

-hanzo is still screamimg though like hes convinced genji hates him and he hates himself and hanzos just having a rough time tbh

- i guess thats it im sorry for all of this maybe ill draw s/t for it later or make a reference sheet for everyones classes in relation to one another (ie how and lucio are in the same class and tracer is a class above them)


anonymous asked:

How do you think that keith is in bed like apart from amazing

So Keith is (mostly) described as a great lover, even by himself (rat lol).

“Mick Jagger was quite sexy. But Keith Richards was even better. He was my best lover. He knows women and he knows exactly what they want.”
-Uschi Obermaier

“The best night of my life? The one I spent with Keith Richards. Even now it just stands out.”
-Marianne Faithfull

“If you’re gonna be a band, you can’t sit in the studio the whole time… I’d like to do more the only thing I can do really well, apart from screwing.”

So it does look like he knows a thing or two about fucking…
It is said that Keith is extremely good with his fingers and mouth. A groupie in 1966 described Keith as ‘shy and a lovable guy’, who also happened to be one of the greatest bed artists of all time: ‘That tongue!’
Also the lyrics of his song “Coming Down Again” ruin ovaries. “Slipped my tongue into someone else’s pie / tasting better every time”
Yes daddy😪
And Keith is a guitarist and he also plays bass, so I think it’s safe to presume that his he is VERY skilled at fingering as well. Fuck💦💦😩

There is plenty of evidence that the rat actually knows the anatomy of women very well and he knows how to satisfy their every need, like a certain song suggests.

“Mick is the most charming man in the world, but Keith is the better lover. He just knows the anatomy of women…”
-Uschi Obermaier (aka Our Lord and Saviour)

“The same guys (guys who don’t respect women) they never seem to learn anything about women. Y'know, they’d be hard pushed to tell you where the clitoris is. Now if a guy doesn’t know where that is situated, then he’s got a big problem ‘cos he ain’t gonna satisfy any woman. (…) I’m not going to spend my time drawing maps for guys who haven’t learned to find their way around. All I can say is that I haven’t had any complaints. I never left a woman feeling pissed off. I never had any woman chase me and tell me I’d let her down. There’s an art to that and it’s an art that has to be learned.”

Looks like he doesn’t leave women unsatisfied..
So he’s excellent with his fingers and tongue, and he can actually find the clit! Not a bad combination, huh ;)
I’ll leave the rest to your imagination..

“But, y'know, some guys don’t want to go all night. They’re happy with something a little quicker. As for myself, I’ll keep going until I run out of steam.”

Although he probably likes to quickly fuck a groupie backstage like any other rock star, it would appear that Keith could keep fucking you for a good long while. Let’s not forget he literally fucked Uschi so fucking hard she accidentally ripped off his earring. And it is said that they spent several days in bed just fucking and stuff.. Wow😳

When we start talking about BDSM or dominace/submission things or whatever, it’s quite unclear that does Keith prefer to be top or bottom.

“‘She’s in bed with a chick,’ he told Keith.
‘Don’t worry man,’ Keith guffawed. ‘Anita’s been like that for years. You want to get in there with them and teach ‘em a lesson’”

-Up and Down with the Rolling Stones

“Like we got into trouble over the posters for the Black And Blue album - with all these chicks tied up. Well, I know a lot of chicks who like to be tied up.”

So it seems that Keith does have some dominant tendecies. So if you want Keith to discipline you or “teach you a lesson” you might want to fool around with another lady. It would also appear that he’s down for tieing you up😋
We also know that Anita had whips that she used on Brian. Mmmhhh maye she used them on Keith too..😈
Who knows ;)
So after all Keith’s preferences are kind of a mystery. We can assume that he swings both ways. Early 60s Keith is a pure and innocent mouse that is probably very easily dominated, but in 68 something happened and he turned daddy, so he might have started to act that way and start having his way with all these girls that wanted him…😪 and in his True Daddy™ era in the 80s he looks like he could just pin you against a wall and ruin you :/

“I don’t think anybody realized it, because Bill Wyman usually grabbed the honors in this department, but Keith was the member of the Rolling Stones who was particularly well endowed. He was impressive to say the least. Oh my God! He had a hard-on parallel to his knee for a solid twenty minutes. (…)
“Many men are incapable of achieving even the slightest tumescence under the influence of drugs – that’s one of its many curses. Keith clearly had no such problems.”

-Bebe Buell

Clearly Had No Such Problems. And yes, it would appear that Keith’s manhood is quite impressive. In 1972 he wore those fucking jeans all the time that showed the outline on his dick and it looks very nice indeed😍😩 And we have been blessed with many photos where you can see his bulge and there are even some pictures where you can actually see his cock.😛 So he could fuck you hard with his big cock or make you gag on it tbh 💦

“I’ve never been able to go to bed with a woman just for sex. I’ve no interest in that. I want to hug you and kiss you and make you feel good and protect you. And get a nice note the next day, stay in touch.“

Keith is also said to be extremly romantic and he has many times said that sometimes he goes to bed with a woman just to cuddle with her awwwwwwww *needs a moment*
So he can be very gentle and sweet.
Also a girl who slept with him in the sixties that after they spent the night together, in the morning he cooked for her and played her a guitar :3 she didn’t forget to mention that he was a great fuck :3

“Are you kidding, man? I’m a fucking expert when it comes to wanking. Bloody hell. Quick ones. Slow ones. In-between ones.”
-Keith Richards, world champion in wanking 1955-1963

So if I took that correctly, he might actually wank in-between you fucking. Why is that hot. And I’m sure since he’s such a wanker, he’d gladly jerk off to you masturbating :/

There is no direct evidence that Keith is into kn*feplay, but this nerd has such a kinfe fetish not to mention his fucking knife collection. And according to Pamela Des Barres Keith had tied a switchblade with a leatherband to the neck of a groupie named Flo. No offense but I bet my ass that the rat is into knifeplay. I could see him gliding a knife across a girl’s chest and cutting her strings with it… Hot
(Also I should mention that he also loves dem shooters. Maybe into gunplay as well😈)

“Oh, I do like the odd fetish. Lingerie is particularly nice to look at. It’s even nicer to take off. I can’t say the same for my own lingerie. But a chick’s stuff - that’s made to be taken off. It’s part of the courting dance.”

So yeah, if you wanna get Keith really hard you should wear a sexy lingerie and he’ll probably be dying to tear it off you💦 tbh he always said that in the early sixties girls threw their panties at him and that he kept them all. And he was such a wanker.. Mmmmh I wonder what he did with them👀

And also let’s not forget that he probably enjoys biting. Everybody knows the pic Andy Warhol took of him, where he is biting a chick. So he might leave your thighs and neck full of bitemarks ;)

Also if we think about his physical qualities, he is kinda a skinny rat (which I find attractive???fight me?) but you can see that he’s fucking strong. His fucking shoulder and back muscles god… Those are made to pin you down of hold your hands above your head💦😛 and in the (daddy) 80s he started working out and his hands were like muscular af so he could slap your face hard (if you are into that idk). Also his tummy is hot. I just had to mention that. And don’t forget his guitarist fingers!!!!

So we might come to a conclusion that Keith is a blast in bed. And he seems very considerate on what you want to do. He can cuddle and make sweet love to you just as he can treat you like a whore and make you choke on his big cock. I also bet he could keep you on the edge of cumming for hours with his tongue and fingers… Yeah I’ll stop *blushes*

puppydanvers  asked:



  • lena’s a lil touch starved tbh and by a lil i mean a lot like she has zero friends in national city and had a scant few in metropolis thanks to the shit that went down (and honestly even before that???  her friends were the children of her parents’ business associates and were obligatory, weren’t particularly all that affectionate towards one another) and her parents weren’t warm and fuzzy (an Understatement) and honestly???  lex was probably the last person to hug her, like an honest to god hug where he held her tight enough that a few of the little broken bits started to stick back together and then he sort of bulldozed her all over again so THANKS FOR THAT LEX
    • this is a very long way of saying that kara is a cuddler and when she notices the way lena panics a lil at first before melting and seems to be physically pained when they separate, when she notices how tense lena is all the time, how she quite literally deflates, shrinks, relaxes when kara hugs her, she starts doing it more.  she clues in on this even before they date and instigates friendly hand holding and hugs whenever they see each other, sits close enough that their shoulders will brush, little things like that and when they start dating its just cuddle central ok like lena doesn’t seem to realize it, not at first at least, but kara makes a concerted effort to make sure that they see each other at least a couple times a week, even if only for a little bit, even just for a quick coffee break where’s she’s sure to press up close to lena on the couch or hold her hand or hook her foot around lena’s ankle just for some point of contact and doNT LOOK AT ME 
      • they just……..are constantly touching.  and then it sort of expands naturally and kara’s family welcomes lena into the fold and they’re all relatively physically demonstrative people and lena learns to be so, learns that apparently she thrives when she isnt deprived of affection (who’d’ve thought)
  • lena’s never really had serious relationships, always been too busy, always hurtling towards the top too fast to keep up with the level of commitment necessary; her first and only serious girlfriend before kara was back in boarding school and it ended terribly and everyone after that was short lived, more sex than anything else, so she’s a little……unsure??  off balance???  those arent the right words, but she’s out of her depth when it comes to kara, who tells her this incredibly deeply personal thing, makes herself so vulnerable and lena has to backtrack and change her methods, her timelines, her tried and true models of relationships because holy SHIT she likes kara a lot, a lot more than she should, than she thought she could and she doesn’t???  wanna mess it up????  whatever it is, considering they haven’t really defined it like good god level the fuck up lena
    • she’s probably more nervous than kara is at the beginning, though she’s loathe to admit it.  like she really really really likes kara, head over heels for her really and considering her track record is like The Worst at intimacy building or maintaining a relationship or being a happy person in general she’s sort of pretty sure this is going to be ruined and it’ll be her fault but lena luthor is nothing if not stubborn as hell so she takes the fear and the doubt and shoves it somewhere deep down inside of her and focuses instead on being good for kara, checking in at every point, can i touch you?  is it okay if i take your shirt off?  is this okay?  she’s just rlly into clear boundaries to begin with, even more so with kara because she absolutely doesn’t want her to feel rushed or like lena’s impatient or something
      • kara’s pretty sure she’s dating a giant softie even before this and then once she figures out whats going on she’s convinced that lena luthor is actually just a mushball in v expensive shoes
        • which, true

(and this one isn’t specifically supercorp but it makes my heart a lil warm and happy to think abt so i feel like it should be shared)

  • the first pride parade after alex comes out, kara goes as supergirl and her cape is rainbow and she’s got the bi flag painted on her cheek and she takes so many selfies with all these kids that are so scared, but so relieved to see their hero is like them, one of them, will protect them and she ends up doling out a fair amount of hugs, too, because there are a lot of kids that have spent their whole lives hearing that theyre wrong, sick, broken and now theyre here, a revolution in of itself, and the city’s superhero is here too, and not just as security or support but to march with them, beside them and one girl just starts crying when she sees kara, just sobbing because shit it feels good to know that your hero is like you, feels good to know that she understands
    • the whole gang is there; maggie and alex are wearing a ridiculous amount of rainbows and lena’s got her own rainbow cape and winn coordinated his outfit with the bi flag and james, my sweet str8 son, knows to stay in his lane and he serves as one of photographer for it and gets hundreds of shots of kara holding these terrified, relieved kids close, holding their hands, wiping their tears, promising that they’ll be ok in the end and everyone’s sort of crying like by everyone i mean everyone at the parade because its been a hard fuckn year
      • kara’s heart’s is broken and remade by the end of it.  she makes it a point to swing by the lgbtq youth home a couple times a month and maybe on her free time she goes back to some of the kids’ houses and picks up their stuff, glaring at their stricken (awful) parents the entire time.  she gets a new phone and gives the number to only these kids, gives them free reign to pass it on to other kids that might need it; they use it for emergencies and stuff but they also use it just to talk to someone that understands and cares and thats how supergirl becomes the unofficial big sister of national city’s lgbtq teens
          • the closest kara has ever come to murder was when she found out that the father of one of her kids had forced her to move back in and was taking her off hrt and deadnaming her and cutting her off from her friends and generally being awful and kara literally dropped everything and ran out of work, no explanation given when she got the text and like a) got the girl out of that house and b) eventually had to be held back bc murder is technically illegal, even for supergirl
        • lena notices, bc of course she does, and expands l corp’s partnership with an organization that works to give these kids more protection, more rights, more options and of course they partner with supergirl who is, without fail, at every fundraiser and 5k
      • im sorry this turned into me crying abt supergirl becoming a beacon of hope for these very sad, often scared kids.  when laws are passed that put them in jeopardy, they take to the streets and are loud and there are hundreds, thousands of them and i’d say at least half are wearing supergirl shirts, jackets, have the insignia on their signs or the tattoos on their arms and you can be damn sure that when the riot police come to tear gas them, fire on them, break it up, supergirl plants herself resolutely between these children and danger and i am incredibly emotional abt this concept ANYWAY

this is for @pretendtobepunkrock ’s singledad/domestic!5sos blurb night! the second michael mentioned his barbecue in that interview i knew i wanted to write something cute and short like this,, so enjoy! xx

“Claire, stop running!” Ashton called out to his giggling daughter, chasing Michael’s little girl around the backyard. He put his drink down, mumbling a quick for fuck’s sake as he stepped down from the deck to catch the short blonde. 

Michael laughed to himself, pulling his attention back to the fish and vegetables grilling on his barbecue. You were sitting on one of the deck chairs, your newborn baby in your arms–Fae. Michael looked over to you, flashing you a quick smile. “How’s our babygirl doing?”

“She’s getting sleepy,” You said, eyes flickering down at her, bundled up in your arms. “I might go put her down, actually.”

“That’s probably a good idea.” Michael agreed. “C’mere”

You stood up, walking over to him and allowing Michael to kiss her forehead. “Love you babygirl.” He cooed to the now-sleeping baby.

“Love you more.” You teased, winking slyly at your husband before disappearing into your house. 

“No, I’m not a monster! Stop hitting me with sticks!” 

Michael looked out into the backyard and saw his older daughter, Maia, teaming up with Claire in repeatedly hitting Ashton’s legs with tree branches. “Maia! Stop hitting Uncle Ash!” 

The girl looked at her dad before dropping the branch, trailing behind Ashton as he carried Claire back up to the deck. “I think that’s enough playtime for tonight.” Ashton sighed, patting his girl’s back. “Your old man is getting too old to be the mean dragon you have to slay.”

“But it’s fun, Daddy!” She exclaimed. He couldn’t argue with that logic; seeing his little girl laugh and show nothing but the biggest smile–that was better than anything else in his life. 

Maia scurried up to Michael, clinging onto his legs. He looked down, chuckling as he rest his hand on her blonde head. “How are you doing, little one?”

“I’m not little, Daddy!” She huffed, looking up at her dad with narrowed eyes, piercing into Michael’s. “I’m almost 4!”

“You’re right, how could I be so silly to forget?” Michael feigned being wrong, making his little girl smile proudly. “You wanna go run inside and get Mommy and tell her dinner’s almost ready?”

“Okay!” She ran off into the house, Claire following right behind to see where her friend was going.

Michael glanced over at Ashton, who stared off in the direction his daughter ran. “How is she holding up after you and Kate…y’know…”

“Oh, she’s fine. She really is.” Ashton said, shrugging off the fact that he and his wife recently split. “She wasn’t much of a mother anyways; to be brutally honest, she never even wanted to be a mom. Claire was confused at first, but she’s too young to get the whole situation, I think. She’ll be fine. I mean, I’m not going anywhere, that’s for sure.”

“That’s great. And if you ever need anything, you can always come over here. Me and Y/N love having you guys over.” Michael said, making sure his friend knew he was there to support him through anything.

“Thanks, man. Maybe I’ll be able to actually use this barbecue next time I’m over.” He said, running his hand along the metal top in admiration.

Michael took the skewers in his hand and smacked Ashton’s hand away. “Paws off my barbecue.”

anonymous asked:

you're really talented tbh, and i think that im addicted to your blog😭 im just going to request you a Namjoon scenario where you two are in a serious relationship and after that you spent the entire afternoon w/ him and your newborn niece, he starts thinking about how much he wants you to be the mother of his children? sorry if i made any mistakes ahah but It´S 4am where i live and my brain doesnt work right at that time😂😂❤️

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THANK YOU SO MUCH, THIS IS HONESTLY SO AMAZING. I will try not to disappoint you!!!! Enjoy Namjoon fluff you lovely person. (˘ ³˘)♥ (Sorry it’s so short!!! I have no excuses.)

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You finally put your niece to sleep in the crib, and walked downstairs to where Namjoon lay on the couch. For the past few days, you’d been taking care of her for your older brother because he took his wife on a trip. For a 10 month old baby, she was very easy to take care of.

Namjoon, was sleeping just as soundly as the baby was. His whole body was sprawled out disorient on the sofa with a woolen blanket kicked to his feet. Smirking, you went over to him and sat down on the coffee table to get a better look at his face. Namjoon was wearing a very peaceful expression, his mouth hung open slightly and head cocked to one shoulder.

You brushed a hand across his soft cheek, pulling it away when he shifted his body slightly. He felt cold, so you stood up, picking the blanket up at his feet and laying it over top of him. You turned away from him to pick up the remote and turn the TV down so he wouldn’t wake up.

The past few days, he’d been taking care of the baby with you. He barely had any time off, but it was so amazing that he’d want to spend it changing dirty diapers and playing peek-a-boo every hour. You were proud to call him your boyfriend, but had no way to tell him you appreciated the time he spent with you here.

As you put down the remote, Namjoon sighed loudly and his eyes fluttered open. You gently shoved his shoulders back down against the sofa, pressing your lips against his forehead.

“Namjoon ah, go back to sleep. I’m sorry for waking you.”

“I wasn’t sleeping,” he muttered, eyes closing again. Namjoon sat up, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you against his body.

“No, no. I need to clean up.”

“Just lay with me for a minute. Just a minute, (Y/N) ah.”

“Mm, okay.” You huddled under the blanket against him, laying your head on his chest. Namjoon kissed the top of your head, laying his head back on the decorative pillow. He sighed again, tangling his hand in your hair.

“Oppa and his wife will be home tomorrow… We should go pack our stuff” You told him, circling your thumb into his back affectionately. 

“Mm, I don’t wanna go. Their bed is more comfortable than ours.”

“We can buy one like theirs, then.” You laughed quietly, cuddling closer.

“What about a baby, then?” His voice was lower, sounding a little shy. You picked your head up quickly, to get a look at his face. Namjoon was blushing furiously, and had a sheepish grin plastered on his face.

“We can’t buy one.” You joked, trying to make him feel better. He leaned his head back and chortled quietly, before kissing your nose. 

“We can make one, though.”

“Or two.”

“Yah, I’m serious.” He whined, shaking you immaturely. You laughed, laying your head back down and kissing his clothed chest.

“Me too, I’m serious too. But…” You felt yourself blush.

“But what? Come on, tell me!”

“Shouldn’t we get married first? My mom… she want’s me to get married before having kids. I promised her when I was young.”

He was quiet for a moment, so you just tried to regain composure. You felt shy, and embarrassed for saying those petty things.

“Aren’t I supposed to be the one to bring up marriage first?” He asked quietly, sounding like he was talking more to himself than to you. You broke into laughter, but kept quiet so you wouldn’t wake the baby upstairs.

“Well, do you?” You mumbled.

“Of course I do. I’m just so busy lately that I didn’t think you really cared…”

“What changed your mind, though?” You questioned, closing your eyes.

“Nothing really changed my mind. I was already sure of marrying you, (Y/N). Just, seeing you with the baby… Ah, I don’t know. I love you, I just really love you.”

You giggled, pulling him tighter against you. “Dork. You’re a major dork. I love you, too.”

“Can you carry me to the bedroom?” He whined, and you punched him in the side.

“Can you carry me?”

So he did. He picked you up bridal style despite you telling him you were joking. “No, no, no. I’m just listening to what my wife want’s.”