not sure if he's making a pun.

  • CHAT IN ENG DUB EPISODE 8 - THE EVILLUSTRATOR:
  • (Ladybug riding around on a hairdryer)
  • Chat Noir:I got WIND that you were being BLOWN AWAY by a HAIRY situation.
  • Ladybug:Fewer puns, more action!
  • (akumatised Nathanael is drawing things)
  • Chat Noir:Well that guy looks pretty SKETCHY.
  • Chat Noir:He sure has a way of ILLUSTRATING his point.
  • Ladybug:UUUGGGGHHHHH!
  • (Chloe trying to make Chat do her presentation)
  • Chloe:Make sure it looks PURR-FECT. I made a cat joke! I can be funny.
  • Chat Noir:*unimpressed and sarcastic as hell* Yeah, hilarious.
ladynoir shenanigans over communicators
  • Ladybug:We need to regroup. Chat, is that electron-monster still following you?
  • Chat Noir:[peers behind him] I think I've lost it.
  • Ladybug:You sure?
  • Chat Noir:
  • Chat Noir:yes, i'm
  • Chat Noir:pawsitive.

theblackandviolet asked:

If you are bored, why don't you write something on Hank who hear the thought of Cat when he pretends to be Supergirl. He figures out that she likes Kara a little more than an assistant and tell to Kara to make a move...

“Are you sure this will work?” Kara stops pacing and wrings her hands out nervously. She turns wide eyes to J’onn, who just barely refrains from rolling his own.

“I’m sure,” he repeats for the fifth time. “Let’s start moving, we still need you back at the DEO,” he reminds her, nearly dizzy with how fast Kara was pacing.

“Right,” she takes a deep breath and lets her shoulders drop. “Right, okay. You be Kara and I’ll be Supergirl and Cat will be…Cat.” She shakes her head and starts pacing again.

I’ll be Supergirl,” J’onn reminds her. He can play the part of a young superhero, but getting Kara’s fidgeting and nervous mannerisms is something he’s frankly too embarrassed to even practice.

“That…makes more sense,” Kara whispers to herself, still pacing and wringing her hands like a child. J’onn is close to picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder.

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help my boyfriend found out i want to fuck the skeleton. he’s got this random blue hoodie he found at his old job and sans already reminds me of him because he’s lazy and snuggly and fucking loves puns. he keeps dropping his voice a little lower and making jokes about the “bone zone.” i’m pretty sure he’s into this and i am excited but i don’t know how to feel about this!!!

anonymous asked:

My friend definitely just insulted Harry's personality. Help me in this time of crisis lol D;

When they came for his hair…I said nothing.

When they came for his clothes…I said nothing.

When they came for his singing voice…I said nothing.

BUT YOU DO NOT COME. FOR THE SOUL OF THE MAN. WHO IS THE LIGHT OF THE FIRST STAR MADE HUMAN AND COME TO EARTH.

THE MAN. WHO IS THE FIRST DAFFODIL OF SPRING. BRIGHTLY BLOOMING AGAINST WINTER’S DREARY SLUDGE REMINDING US THAT THERE IS HOPE AND WARMTH AND COLOR AND GOODNESS TO COME.

THE MAN. WHO TIES THE SHOES OF HIS BANDMATES ON STAGE WHEN THEY COME UNDONE.

THE MAN. WHO TRIES TO MAKE ENTIRE STADIUMS BE QUIET SO HE CAN THEN MAKE THEM MOAN IN UNISON??????

THE MAN. WHO LOVES PUNS MORE THAN ANYTHING AND GETS SUCH CHILDLIKE GLEE FROM THEM I’M PRETTY SURE VLADIMIR PUTIN HIMSELF WOULD LAUGH????? WHO JUST YESTERDAY SAID “BEACH DON’T KILL MY VIBE”???????

NO. NO I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER.

HARRY STYLES IS THE MOST PERFECT CUSTARD FILLED CUPCAKE. HE IS A FLORAL WREATH MADE OF FRAGRANT LILIES. HE IS THE BEST.

INSULT EVERYTHING SUPERFICIAL ABOUT HIM, BUT THAT LITTLE HOE IS BETTER THAN ANY OF US TRASH CANS DESERVE. 

Dating Jimin Would Mean...

- ALL THE SKINSHIP

- He would never be able to take his hands off you tbh

- Him playing with your hair in the morning

- Kissing all over your face to wake you up

- He would never leave in the morning without waking you up to kiss you goodbye and tell you he loves you

- You taking lunch to him to make sure he’s eating properly

- He’d always blush when you showed up at the practice room with enough food to feed an army

- You getting all embarrassed when everyone thanked you and Jimin kisses you in front of everyone

- Sexting

- you’d send him suggestive texts when you know he’s busy and try to get him wound up

- Him getting flustered and having to leave the studio early so he could “take care of you”

- Him trying to cook dinner for you on your anniversary but he almost burnt the house down so you just order Takeout instead

- Pun wars

- Both of you cringing at the lame jokes

- Him calling you cute and pinching your cheeks

- Being the one that makes him giggle

- Both of you fighting for jungkooks love

- Namjoon having to stop you guys from ripping the poor maknaes arms out

- Hugs where he spins you around till your both dizzy

- Taking forever to get ready for bed because you get into lame competitions

- Like, who can get their pants off without using their hands or racing each other to the bed from the living room

- being actual children together

- Cuddling at night and talking about everything

- Hearing his sleepy voice

- Laying your head on his chest

- Whispering that you love each other before falling asleep, cause it seems like something you’d whisper

I went to Hawkmoth tag, read that he makes puns and all I want now is Chat Noir/Hawkmoth Pun Battle

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Ladybug and Chat Noir finally face Hawkmoth (he communicate with them by skype or something, big screens everywhere and stuff). He tells them this time he’ll take their Miraculous for sure, and make some bad pun in the process. Chat Noir answers with even worse pun.

Next thing Ladybug realizes, The Big Villain of Paris and her respectful partner shout bad puns at each other like kindergarden kids. 

No one wins, and after Hawkmoth out dramatically, Ladybug goes to Chat Noir and starts talking about akumas. Chat Noir cuts her lines.

“We need to stop him.””

 “Well, ye…”

“ÏT’S PERSONAL NOW.”


(It’s even funnier when we assume Hawkmoth is Gabriel. Puns are strong in Agreste family.) 

anonymous asked:

Harry looked ridiculously in his element last night. He really is quite a performer. Imagine all the horrible puns, terrible jokes, filthy minded comments - it makes my heart hurt. I'm sure it was epic, I hope someone recorded it for Jeff, as he apparently was quite wasted by the end of it, would be a shame if he couldn't remember. But one of the best parts of the night, IMO, is that LEO DiCaprio was there. I mean - dear God, yes! Please get Harry and Leo working on something together. I NEED it

This is all good, except the terrible jokes part. He’s hilarious, and his jokes were great. The snapchat joke? COME ON, he’s fantastic. But Leo? Niiice

youreturningscarletscarlet asked:

LeoNERD Snart

omg yes, this adorkable nerd.

do I like them: DO I LIKE HIM? I FUCKING LOVE HIM.

5 good qualities: his love for cold puns give me life; his protective nature towards those he cares about (the way he’ll do anything for his sister, the way he make sure his buddy Mick wears a seatbelt, the way he warned Barry…); ALL OF HIS SNARK; he’s a survivor; and he’s queer.

3 bad qualities: his inability to believe in the good in him (makes me cry); he’s a killer (his first kill was probably a result of his father’s sloppy plans, which is one of the many reasons he hates his father’s plans), and 

favourite episode/etc: Family of Rogues, followed closely by Rogue Air

top: COLDFLASH

brotp: I’m here for all of the len/mick/sara friendship.

ot3: coldflashwave; i blame @phynali​ for this.

notp: ColdAtom (sorry, ray palmer in relationships trigger me, i’m getting anxiety thinking about it).

best quote: there are so mannnnny to choose from.
“Cocoa isn’t cocoa without the mini marshmallows.” Because bb has to have his mini marshmallows and it goes to show how damn adorable this “hero ain’t in my resume” man really is. :D<33333333.

head canon: Leonard Snart goes out of his way to prove he’s not superstitious. To the point that he has a black cat and purposely breaks mirrors and spill salt. Well, he didn’t mean to adopt a cat, but Kiki followed Len to one of his safe houses one day and never left. When he’s gone and Lisa is out, peek a boo feeds her, and when that fails, he finally asks Barry. 

Barry is delighted! Next thing he knows, he’s spending all of his free time with Kiki. To the point, Kiki cries when Barry leaves, making Len really fucking jealous. (one day, Barry accidentally falls asleep in Len’s bed (it’s not his fault, he sat down staring at Len’s parka hanging in the closet and Kiki climbs in his lap and Barry is too scared to move, but ends up sleeping with Kiki on top of his chest) and that’s how Len find Barry, tugging Len’s heartstrings and he feels a surge of want)

anonymous asked:

At a pun battle/contest between Chat Noir and Sans , who do you think would win ?

Mmmh, that’s a hard question…

But, tibia honest I think Sans would end up winning. Even though Chat would do purrty well in a purrn contest and has a tailent for this kind of things, in the end no body can beat Sans. I mean, he was bone to make sansational puns, it’d take a while for Chat to pounce to his level.
But I’m sure a battle between them would be clawsome to watch!

Siwon Imagine

You’ve heard of tiny pocket size police officer Donghae, now get ready for pocket size police officer Siwon. Imagine waking up to the smell of hot coffee in the morning where tiny pocket size Siwon is working hard to push the mug towards you as you walk over to sit on the table. Tiny pocket size Siwon helps you with skin care and agrees to wash his face along besides you. Tiny pocket size Siwon picks out your outfit while you shower and when you come out of the shower with your towel on, tiny pocket size Siwon immediately closes his eyes and covers them with his hand and runs out the room. While you dress and get ready to go out, tiny pocket size Siwon draws you a cute little doodle and makes sure to write something inspiring to keep you motivated throughout the day adding a silly joke or pun to make you laugh. When you’re all prepared and ready to walk out the door, tiny pocket size Siwon blows on his tiny whistle to stop you so he can kiss you on the forehead and bless you, hoping and praying for you to have a wonderful day.

anonymous asked:

A, G, V, W and X for my tin can man, Paladin Danse?

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) He is generally very sweet, kissing and holding. He acts very different like an affectionate version of himself, he takes the effort to clean up and get anything that his partner needs and wants to be sure that they also got to finish.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He is mostly serious but occasionally he will tell a silly little pun or joke, like the fact that he sometimes calls his penis “The little Paladin.”

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He’s pretty quiet, other than sometimes speaking, asking if his partner likes it and such, but other than that he mostly just softly grunts.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) He has a bit of a size kink, he loves his partner to be tiny so he can hold them and they are light as a feather to him. He just likes the whole dominance, alpha male thing.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) He’s BIG but proportionate to his large frame. He’s roughly around 9 inches in length and 7 in girth, its also somewhat veiny.

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Krillin: Okay, now listen: I believe that if we were to come to blows, I would, uh, come up short–no pun intended.

Android 18: He’s funny.

Android 17: Roll it back, pint-size. We’re not going to fight you.  You’re about as threatening as a cocker spaniel..  

Krillin: You bring up a  fantastic point!  So I shall continue to stand here and do nothing.  

Android 18: Sounds good.  We’re going to go kill Goku.

Krillin: I….dammit, you can’t kill Goku!

Android 17: Yeah, pretty sure we can.

Krillin: Okay, but you shouldn’t…

Android 16: He makes a fair point, but I insist we still kill Son Goku, on the grounds that I want to.

Android 17:  Well, you heard the mandroid. Hands are tied. 

Krillin: If that’s you’re answer….then…I will be forced…to stop you…

Android 18: That’s cute.  You’re cute.  Have fun living to not fight another day.

-”DBZ Abridged”

I swear, I'm not on drugs

Characters: Mark/OC with a hint of JB

Summary: Mark wants to know why you’re acting weird for being you and you end up telling him about your crush.

Genre: Best friends?

Words: 1075

Mark had noticed that you were acting weird the past few weeks. Sure, you were weird before, always doing some weird dance or acting out some strange scene from a movie that he had never seen or telling the worst puns, making him laugh just because you’re so weird. But those weird quirks were why he liked you.

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