OK BUT LIKE
IMAGINE RED PLAYING AS KEITH’S ULTIMATE WINGMAN
BECAUSE NOW THAT LANCE PILOTS RED, THEY CAN TALK AND SHIT
AND RED IS TOTALLY AWARE OF KEITH’S BIG CRUSH ON LANCE
Keith was too afraid to admit his feelings to Lance or even try to get him to notice him, but Red on the other hand is like [rubbing paws together] my time has come
Red: [while being flown by Lance] Keith’s eyes sure are pretty aren’t they
Lance: [sighs] yeah…. they are….
Lance: hey wAIT A MINUTE-
Red: so, i noticed you are interested in looking for a person to settle down with after all this is over…
Lance: oh yeah, totally! i’m sure there’s somebody out there waiting for someone as handsome as me to come sweep them off their feet~
Red: really now? do you have anybody in mind yet?
Red: maybe someone with dark hair and dark eyes? someone just a little shorter than you in height?? someone who’s name starts with the letter K????
[Lance and Keith somehow get stranded on a moon and get attacked by Galra drones, Red comes in and blows up the drones]
Lance: Sweet! Looks like our ride is here, time to head back to base. let’s go!
Red: [looks between Lance and Keith]
Red: [turns and takes off, leaving Lance and Keith behind]
Lance: w-wait- where- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?? COME BACK!
Keith: [internal screaming bc he knows what Red is doing]