not sure i'd actually want to be there

anonymous asked:

I can’t wait for the second part of “The Loner That Wasn’t”! You’re so good at writing!

aaaaah thank you so much!! ;A; i’m really, really glad you like my writing - a lot of my free time goes into it so it means a lot. unfortunately i can’t tell you when the second part will be up, i first have to finish the last 2 chapters of my current multichapter fic and idk how long that will take, but it’s the next multichapter thingy on my list!

again, i’m really glad you like it! thank you for taking your time to read it^^


Trying to figure out if you’re ace or aro can be so goddamn hard because it’s like, trying to find the absence of something. Imagine you’re at a pond and you want to know if there are any turtles, or fish. Say you find a turtle and you’re like “great! Now I know there are turtles.” Or a fish, now you know for sure there are fish. Or you find both, and now you know for a fact there are both turtles and fish in the pond.

But like, if you don’t find any turtles it might be that there are no turtles or maybe you’re just really shitty at looking for turtles and maybe you THINK you saw a turtle over there or maybe it was just a stick. Maybe there are only a few turtles. Maybe you need to do something special to find the turtles. Maybe a bunch of these rocks are actually turtles but you couldn’t tell them apart. Maybe there are no turtles. You have no idea. Meanwhile some people are saying “Oh there have to be turtles! You’ll find them eventually ;)” or “How many turtles have you found in your pond?” or “Try planting some vegetables at the shore to attract the turtles.” Or “Oh no! What disaster happened to your pond that there are no turtles?” And you’re just standing there wet with an empty net and a tired expression.

But whatever because whether there are turtles or fish or not your pond’s ecology works just fine without them because that’s what eco-communities do they form a system around what they have. You aren’t missing anything if you don’t have turtles you just have a pond system without turtles. If someone tried to change you by pouring a bunch of turtles into your pond it would probably fuck something up.

So you don’t have to be entirely sure. You don’t have to search every inch of the damn pond before you can decide there are probably no turtles. If you want to take the aro or ace label because you think it fits go for it. And if you do find your turtles you can rename the pond. That’s fine.

Burnouts, Booze, and Babes

Originally posted by butaer

Summary: Taehyung and Jeongguk are just two small town best friends, getting drunk too often and making big plans they’ll probably never achieve. Taehyung takes it upon himself to teach Jeongguk all of the proper ways to have sex, and Jeongguk swears he’s just hanging around because Taehyung’s good in bed. Who would have thought these small town losers, who used to smoke behind the school, would become jewelers at the biggest department store in Seoul. [Pre Givenchy & Gold]
Pairing: Jeongguk x Taehyung
Word Count: 32.850
Rating: M
Warnings: too much sex, too many kinks, mentions of drug use, Taehyung calling Jeongguk so many nasty things, two bros chilling 5ft apart in a hot tub (“swear I’m not gay”), switching, uhhhh daddy kink
A/N: @blueagust and I have basically spent the last couple weeks screaming at each other about Taehyung and Jeongguk’s history from her story Givenchy&Gold, and with the little restraint I have, this happened. Lou, this is an absolute mess and I probably destroyed your entire fic timeline, but happy early Kwanza or some shit (which is totally an excuse Tae gives when he’s buying Jeon another pair of earrings.) This is not good enough for you but I hope you like it anyway!!

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Full Atypical Chaos, one song for each atypical

Sam, I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel to Be Free
Caleb, Grass
Chloe, People
Damien, Search and Destroy
Mark, Wake Up
Frank, Blue Lips
Rose, Day Disguise

Originally posted by gif-007


…Of all the (non-fanmade) stage musicals that I’m a fan of… Wicked. Les Mis. Phantom. Into the Woods. Legally Blonde. Matilda. Jekyll and Hyde. All the ones based on Disney movies, you get the idea.

All of those…. and THIS is the one I automatically do a fanart of. And I haven’t even seen it yet.

That’s how low I’ve sunk, people.

( @kashimalin​ made me do it!!!)

@lunlucy yoooo I’m the anon that thought your Lance with a backwards cap was hot

anonymous asked:

Hi, I was just looking at your posts about the ouija boards and had the passing thought of "would carving (or just drawing) protective symbols/sigils into the board before using it work at all as a preventative measure for letting anything bad out?" I myself have no intention of using one, as there's enough spirits around me and my family without that, but thought I'd mention it anyway.

Well I’m sure drawing sigils on the back of the board could help for protective measures, for narrowing down what kind of spirits the invitation of communication is meant for. Like it could probably help specify if you want to only invite communication from spirits that already naturally reside in the house or building you’re in. But the spirit you’re talking to isn’t bound to the board, so it’s not a matter of ‘letting anything out’
The spirit in question is just using the board as a means of communication, the actual presence isn’t in the board, it’s more likely to be sitting across the board from you.



anonymous asked:

Do you remember a fic in which Stiles finds himself in a parallel universe where the Hale family is alive and either he never existed or his mom is alive in place of Stiles? I believe he sleeps in his old Jeep in his dad's garage at some point before finally confronting the Hales about finding a way to get back home. -- Though, really, I'd be interested in any alive Hale parallel universe fic. Particularly ones where he can't go back maybe?

We’re not sure about the fic you’re looking for, maybe some of our followers know which fic it is?

Nevertheless, we have some other recs for you!


play it again series by metisket

In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)

nothing ever promised tomorrow today by preromantics

Grocery shopping, waking up, lasagna, and parallel universes. / When Stiles jumps the last two stairs and turns into the kitchen he’s got his mouth halfway open around “Morning, Mom,” before his dad folds down his paper at the kitchen table to look at him.

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anonymous asked:

I have a problem, I have a weird discomfort when I see trans! Headcannons of any character. Like, I'd never force them to change their HCs or anything, and if I don't like smth I'll just keep scrolling, but as a trans guy I just makes me sad and uncomfortable and I'm not sure why? and sometimes I feel like people glorify having dysphoria when it feels like actual hell and idk man I just wanted to know if anyone shared my view

i actually have a friend who feels the same way as u! and im sure there are more ppl who do as well :0 if u want i can tag posts w trans hcs so u can blacklist them

my-heart-in-gods-hands  asked:

Thank you so much for your great answer! Yeah, I don't know, I read a statement of that kind on another Jewish Blog and I think I wanted to be reassured that counter-views on conversion exist. If I were to convert (which I doubt), I'd convert to Messianic Judaism because I'm sure that Yeshua is the Messiah. I know that this is a touchy issue, but you responded very calmly this far. Are you interested in going further? :-)

In that case, I would strongly encourage you not to pursue conversion. Messianic Judaism is not Judaism, and I don’t support it. 

You can learn more about my personal stance of Messianic Judaism by looking at my blog, and more about actual Judaism’s stance on it here.

I am very interested in creating and maintaining a pluralistic Judaism, but that cannot include Jesus or anything else Christian. Messianic Judaism is not Judaism, it is Christianity plus cultural misappropriation. We didn’t spend 1500 years suffering under Christianity’s boot only to allow our culture and sacred traditions to be perverted in that way.

You’re welcome to continue to read my blog, but please know that while I encourage interfaith dialogue, Messianics are on notice and I am not interested in debating with them.

I’m not sure what you meant by “going further”, but this is as far as the discussion of Messianic Judaism goes. I encourage you to explore and seek meaning in your own religious tradition, whether that’s Catholicism or Baptist Christianity or Methodism or whatever. Judaism is off-limits.

how it all started
  • /after dance practice/
  • Chanyeol: let's go home!
  • Kyungsoo: mmkay
  • /on the way home/
  • Chanyeol: it's Junmyeon hyung and Jongin! Guys!
  • Kyungsoo: *squints hard*
  • Junmyeon: Chanyeol! *drags jongin who is hiding behind* hey! Oh, hello Kyungsoo-ssi
  • Kyungsoo: *bows*
  • Jongin: *still hides*
  • Chanyeol: where are you two headed?
  • Junmyeon: we're going to eat
  • Chanyeol: Soo, let's eat with them. I'm hungry.
  • Jongin: *tugs Suho's shirt, shakes head, whines*
  • Junmyeon: Huh?
  • Kyungsoo: that's fine with me
  • Jongin: *whispers, shakes head* i don't want to eat with that hyung
  • Kyungsoo: *shy, looks down but steals glances at jongin, he knows jongin is a great dancer*
  • Chanyeol: So where should we eat?
  • Junmyeon: *pulls jongin behind and throws an arm around him, ruffles his hair* don't be shy now. My treat. Follow me.
  • Jongin: *looks at kyungsoo, looks away*
  • Kyungsoo: *worried, looks at jongin, walks beside chanyeol but would steal glances at jongin because he's very worried*
  • /in the resto/
  • Jongin: hyung, i don't want to sit beside him. he's scary.
  • Kyungsoo: *looks at jongin, smiles* sit down now jongin-ssi and eat. *pats the seat beside him*
  • Jongin: *eyes wide because wow when kyungsoo smiles it's like when he first fell in love with dancing*
  • Junmyeon: *chuckles, gives chanyeol a knowing look*
  • Chanyeol: just eat jongin
  • Kyungsoo: *serves jongin rice and grilled meat, looks at jongin worriedly* i'm sorry if i seemed i scared you
  • Jongin: *looks at kyungsoo intently* y-you didn't
  • Kyungsoo: *chuckles* i know i did. this is not the first time this happened to me. do you want more meat or chicken?
  • Jongin: but why do you look like--
  • Kyungsoo: *squints hard* like this?
  • Jongin: *nods*
  • Kyungsoo: because i have bad astigmatism. i don't like wearing contacts *scratches his nape* uh i broke my glasses so i'm not wearing one lately and i'd squint like that.
  • Jongin: Ohhh
  • Kyungsoo: *chuckles* you're a great dancer you know
  • Jongin: *beams* chicken please. and i am?
  • Kyungsoo: i always watch you dance *smiles shyly, looks on his food, giggles*
  • Jongin: t-thank you, hyung! by the way, do you want me to accompany you to buy you new glasses?
  • Kyungsoo: *smiles, feeds jongin suddenly*
  • Jongin: *shocked, eats what kyungsoo fed him, chews, smiles*
  • Kyungsoo: i'm actually planning to buy one tomorrow
  • Jongin: tomorrow then, okay?
  • Kyungsoo: okay *smiles, turns to yeol* Chanyeol, Jongin will go with me tomorrow.
  • Chanyeol: sure thing *smiles* go hang out tomorrow too and get to know each other
  • Jongin and Kyungsoo: *looks at each other, smiles widely*

I don’t want to see another fic where Victor and Yuuri get excited over hearing about or are interested in hearing about Yurio’s sex life in my entire life, in my entire after life, in my entire next life, in my entire life in any parallel universes lives of mine, or in any lives I may be missing. 

Why would a pair of mid to late 20 something adults ever… want.. or consider… omg. 

CONCERN for him if they were worried he was involved in something dangerous, sure, but that’s entirely different. 

(Another one to add to the pile is Victor and Yuuri going on double dates with Yurio and his SO. Why would they go on double dates with a fifteen year old. In what universe is this normal. That’s like chaperoning for them. One thing if they just happen to go out to eat all together really casually after practice or something, but an actual planned date…) 

anonymous asked:

now this is the type of discourse im interested in. this is the type of poll i'd want to see. tan is sure nice but declaring myself forever team soft blue shirt.

i’m making this an actual thing now this is the only bellamy discourse i ever want to see in my life ahem *clears throat*

LIKE if you’re team TAN SHIRT

REBLOG if you’re team BLUE SHIRT


Here’s my gift for @citrusfluegel for the hq!! rare pair exchange! Tried my hand at a Magical Girl AU, not sure if it worked out. I wanted to give you KiyoYui but also boys in skirts, so here’s the result! Hope you like it!

Pray for Yui, new handler who’s actually trying her best to get this hopeless team off the ground while Kiyoko just sits back and watches the fun.

anonymous asked:

(sorry this might be kinda silly xD) In your last bunch of ship asks you said you'd connect Natsu with everyone from Crime Sorcière except Richard and Sawyer right? So you'd also see a thing in Meredy x Natsu and Sorano x Natsu? I'd just like to know because I have a list with ft ships (I try to write all of them down) and I want to be sure I can put these two on the list too. Sorry if I got that wrong though I'm just asking so I can correct mistakes as this list became kinda important to me xD

Oh wow lol. Actually, I don’t see other things in Sorano/Natsu and Meredy/Natsu except that they look cute together; the demon/angel thing and the pink hair duo thing. So, idk if they’re worthy to be on a ship list >v<

  • Archie: Hey, Betty... I know we've been kinda distant lately, but I want you to know you can always count on me.
  • Betty: Oh, thanks Arch... It means a lot.
  • Archie: Just so you know, you can always talk about Jughead with me whenever you feel like.
  • Betty: Are you sure?
  • Archie: Absolutely! I know him, so I'd love to help you guys out. Come on, give it a try!
  • Betty: Well... Now that you're talking about it, I think you're probably the only person that I can actually talk to about this. Jughead, he... He was so good in the kitchen! He-
  • Archie: Oh! Tell me about it! Those cookies are delicious!
  • Betty: ... What?

anonymous asked:

What if, when Fake Chop first met FAHC, Aleks only spoke in Russian, but, the second time meeting, he spoke perfect English? I'd like to see FAHC's reactions 😂😂

Let me preface this by saying, I don’t know any Russian. I also didn’t want to look like I’m making fun of anyone from Russia by letting Google Translate butcher what I’m trying to get across, so anything Aleks says in Russian is in italics. I hope none of you mind, and if you do I will gladly accept the actual Russian translation for any of the italic sentences past this paragraph. I thank you for the prompt Anon (you are the only one who didn’t ask for hurt Aleks… you all sure like to make Fake Aleks suffer…) and I hope you enjoy this.

Aleks needs to make one thing perfectly clear; this is in no way his fault. It’s not his fault he had been in the middle of a phone call when Jeremy and Michael approached him; it’s not his fault that the guy on the other line had been one of his contacts in Russia; it’s not his fault Michael and Jeremy assumed he only spoke Russian.

He will admit, he could have corrected them after he ended his call. Could have turned around and said something like, “Can I help you?” Or, “You must be from Fake AH, I’m Aleks.” He could have done this, could have made things so much easier for all of them, but when he heard Michael say, “Shit, dude, you didn’t tell me he didn’t speak English.”

And Jeremy say, “I didn’t know!”

Aleks figured, why not screw with these two for a while. So, he ended his call, turned to the two guys standing right behind him, and cheerfully said in Russian, “I can’t believe you assholes know nothing about me. Like nothing. I’ve talked to your boss like six times on the phone. James talked to him. Brett met with him. How do you not know anything about me?”

The look of pure panic on both of their faces had Aleks holding back a laugh. He waits patiently for a response, hands in his pockets, rocking back and forth on his heels.

Michael stares at him, mouth agape, for a good ten seconds before stammering, “W-what do I say to him?”

“I don’t know,” Jeremy replies, shaking his head.

Aleks tilts his head to the side, narrowing his eyes in thought, almost as if he’s trying to follow the conversation. Suddenly, he nods, grinning, and says, “I should feel bad, messing with you assholes, but I really don’t.”

“Okay, just follow me…” Michael yells and Jeremy elbows him in the side. “Ow, what?”

“That’s not gonna help, Michael. Yelling at him. He’s going to think he did something wrong. Plus, yelling isn’t going to make him understand English any better.”

Michael concedes the point, nodding his head. “Sorry,” he says in Aleks’ direction. “Well, what do I do then?”

“Uh…” Jeremy waves his hand, beckoning Aleks forward, and says, “We…” he points between himself and Michael, “-we help you.”

Aleks points to himself, and Jeremy nods. “Yes, we’ll… uh… we’re friends.”

“Friends,” Aleks says, pretending to sound out the word.

“Yes!” Jeremy jumps up and down, shaking Michael. “He understands, Michael. He understands!”

“Jeremy, stop shaking me,” Michael screams at him, and Jeremy immediately stops. “Alright, let’s go.”

Aleks follows them towards Michael’s car, making a few more comments in Russian, shaking his head at Michael and Jeremy. He really feels insulted by their lack of knowledge about him; he’s like second in command in his crew (co-leader if he should be so bold… and he is so bold). The least Fake AH could do is put forth some effort to learn about him; even if it’s the simple fact that he’s bilingual.

It’s a fifteen minute ride to Fake AH’s hideout, and Aleks cheerfully insults Jeremy and Michael the entire way. He doesn’t say much in the elevator, nerves getting the better of him, but once the doors open he can’t help muttering, “Shit, dude.”

The place is impressive, all leather and chrome with a glowing sign that says Fake AH right behind an empty receptionist’s desk. So far, the only thing Fake Chop has is a warehouse that smells vaguely like piss, but they’ll get here eventually. Hopefully.

“Wait, what?” Michael whirls around, face scrunched up in confusion and anger. “You know English?”

Crap, Aleks thinks, the jig is up.

“He what now?” Jeremy turns to face Aleks, too, betrayal clearly etched across his face.

Aleks shrugs and whispers, “Next time fellas, just ask.” He then walks past Jeremy and Michael, heading towards Geoff’s office, ignoring the grumbles that follow him the whole way.