not sure how short

anonymous asked:

Can you maybe do the UT bros in constant rambling?

“PFFT SANS THAT WAS HORRIBLE!“ 

” but you’re smiling tho, bro”

“I KNOW AND I HATE IT!”

And here you go mysterious anon! :D with yet another little dialogue because I can~

Also this is not fontcest so do not put it in the tags if you reblog ok? <:

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A TRAVESTY

Alec rose to his feet and in that moment was the famous Alec Lightwood Kit had heard about, the hero of past battles, the archer boy with deadly aim.
“This is what I want and what I’ve chosen,” he said. “How dare you tell me it’s a tragedy? Magnus never pretended, he never tried to fool me into thinking it would be easy, but choosing Magnus is one of the easiest things I’ve ever done. We all have a lifetime, Zara, and none of us know how long or short it might be. Surely even you know that. I expect you mean to be rude and cruel, but I doubt you meant to sound stupid as well.”
She flushed. “But if you die of old age and he lives forever—”        “Then he’ll be there for Max, and that makes both of us happy,” said Alec. “And I will be a uniquely lucky person, because there will be someone who always remembers me. Who will always love me. Magnus won’t always mourn, but until the end of time he will remember me and love me.”                                                                  “What makes you so sure?” said Zara, but there was an edge of uncertainty in her voice.
“Because he’s three thousand times the human being you’ll ever be,” said Alec. “Now get out of here before I risk his life by waking him up so he can turn you into a garbage fire. Something that would match your personality.
—  Lord of Shadows, Cassandra Clare

how a young heart really feels (and they called it puppy love)

summary: 

“Aleks. My man. Are you in love with the dog guy?” Brett asked with a grin, tossing his empty can of beer at Aleks’ head.

- or, the au in which aleks and james meet through mishka and ein playing together at the dog park.

pairings: aleks/james
word count: 2.5k

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Heat of the Moment - Part 1: Rebound

Characters: Reader (Y/N Padalecki), Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Genevieve Cortesse (mentioned), A few nameless OCs

Pairing: Jensen x reader, Jared/sister!Reader

Warnings: Lots and lots of insults, talk of sex (very light), implied smut   

Word count: 1200ish

A/N: Andi aka @ellen-reincarnated1967 offered to write me another drabble for a series of hers I love, so I told her to pick one of five prompts but my overactive brain made a story of all five prompts. This is part one of a two part story.

2 out of 5 prompts are used in this one and they are bolded if you are curious.

Thanks a billion to @teenage-internet-recluse for betaing this for me on super short notice.

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You weren’t entirely sure how you had ended up in this situation. Of course you knew you were going to see him. There was no way around it. He was your brother’s roommate, but you had come to hang out with your older brother because you missed him. Jared was only two years older than you and you had done everything together growing up.

You knew he lived with Jensen but you had thought you would only have to endure his best friend while you were at the apartment. You certainly hadn’t pictured yourself sitting in a bar filled with bimbos helping your brother pick out a rebound girl for his best friend, that was for sure. If you had thought that was how you would be spending your Saturday night you would have stayed in Austin.

You knew Jared wasn’t doing it on purpose, but it didn’t stop you wanting to kick his stupid face in every time he pointed in the direction of some blonde with her boobs hanging out.

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  • Zara: Is he sick? I didn’t think warlocks got sick. Wouldn’t it be funny if he died before you? I mean, what with him being immortal, you must have thought it would go the other way.
  • Alec *slowly raising his head*: What?
  • Zara: Well, I mean since Magnus is immortal and you, you know, aren’t.
  • Alec *voice colder than ever*: He’s immortal? I wish you’d told me before. I would have turned back time and found myself a nice mortal husband to grow old with.
  • Zara: Well, wouldn’t that be better? Then you could get old and die at the same time.
  • Alec *rage starting to fill the room*: At the same time? How would you suggest we arrange that? Jump off a cliff together when one of us started feeling sickly?
  • Zara: Maybe. You have to agree the situation you are in is a tragedy.
  • Alec *raises and is in full hero of past battles mode*: This is what I want and I have chosen. How dare you tell me it’s a tragedy? Magnus never pretended, he never tried to fool me into thinking it would be easy, but choosing Magnus is one of the easiest things I’ve ever done. We all have a lifetime, Zara, and none of us know how long or short it might be. Surely even you know that. I expect even you know that. I expect you mean to be rude and cruel, but I doubt you meant to sound stupid as well.
  • Zara: But if you die of old age and he lives forever -
  • Alec *sure as Hell of what he's saying*: Then he’ll be there for Max, and that makes both of us happy. And I will be a uniquely lucky person, because there will be someone who always remembers me. Who will always love me. Magnus won’t always mourn, but until the end of time he will remember me and love me.
  • Zara: What makes you so sure?
  • Alec *speaking as he is attesting facts*: Because he’s three thousand times the human being you’ll ever be. Now get out of here before I risk his life by waking him up so he can turn you into a garbage fire. Something that would match your personality.

the thought of mccree getting an animated short possibly in the future makes me so excited?? like… it’s hard to explain, i want to see this character emote and move and talk in all his fully-animated glory, i haven’t lived a full life until i do

Alec rose to his feet and in that moment was the famous Alec Lightwood Kit had heard about, the hero of past battles, the archer boy with deadly aim. “This is what I want and what I’ve chosen,” he said. “How dare you tell me it’s a tragedy? Magnus never pretended, he never tried to fool me into thinking it would be easy, but choosing Magnus is one of the easiest things I’ve ever done. We all have a lifetime, Zara, and none of us know how long or short it might be. Surely even you know that. I expect you mean to be rude and cruel, but I doubt you meant to sound stupid as well.”
She flushed. “But if you die of old age and he lives forever—”
“Then he’ll be there for Max, and that makes both of us happy,” said Alec. “And I will be a uniquely lucky person, because there will be someone who always remembers me. Who will always love me. Magnus won’t always mourn, but until the end of time he will remember me and love me.”
“What makes you so sure?” said Zara, but there was an edge of uncertainty in her voice.
“Because he’s three thousand times the human being you’ll ever be,” said Alec. “Now get out of here before I risk his life by waking him up so he can turn you into a garbage fire. Something that would match your personality
—  LoS

Title: a hotter touch
Pairing: Heather C/Veronica
Summary: Heather and Veronica go out to see a movie together. 
NSFW-ish 

Heather laced her fingers with her girlfriend’s, glaring at the boy standing at the entrance of the theater. He had been staring at Veronica much too long for her liking. 

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anonymous asked:

megatron and whirl reacting to having a human s/o who is genuinely interested in helping them out with their problems and is always there for them

here you go!!

Megatron MTMTE

  • he’s surprised, shocked even.
  • he’s also really confused. why would you want to help him? he’s a warlord, he’s ruined so much already. he’s trying to make things up now, but that will never change the past.
  • he’s incredibly hesitant. he’s not sure if he wants you to know about his problems. plus, he’s not sure how you would help
  • eventually, he does sit you down and tell you that it’s not the easiest thing for a human such as yourself to help him, of all people. but, he appreciates it nonetheless and is willing to talk to you. it’ll probably help him

Whirl MTMTE

  • he laughs
  • “No you don’t, fleshy.”
  • he avoids talking about his problems with you. if anything, all he does is just mention them through jokes. i mean, it’s rung’s job to help him out, right?
  • wait.. rung isn’t a psychiatrist anymore…
  • it takes a really long time, but he slowly starts opening up. of course, he jokes about his problems, but it’s more direct now
  • he’s not sure how you’ll help, but maybe talking is a good start
Accidents Will Happen (Part 1/?) (Stark/Avengers x reader)

“Since when do we go with full gear in practice?” Sam grumbled, giving Steve a sideways glare with the final snaps of his chest piece.  “Something tells me that this is gonna get bumpy.”

“I like that choice of words,” Steve concurred, “because that’s all we’ve been doing anymore since we brought everyone back together.  The last three missions have been nothing but fumbles and missed opportunities because we keep getting into each other’s way.  We need to sharpen up again and stop bumping into each other.”

“We don’t need the gear for that, Steve.”

“I figure if we practice with it on, we’ll be more realistic and hit our marks.  Now,” the Captain paused, lowering his tone as he read from his tablet, “let’s start with (Y/N), Sam, Clint, and Wanda on the first round.”

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talk some sense to me. [ maia & isabelle ]

Award Show

Request: Hi!! would you be able to do one where (y/n) is a famous singer and they are watching each other at an award show and supporting each other when they win and so on? I’m obsessed with youuu <33

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Your boyfriends hand is securely in yours, squeezing it slightly, while you focus on keeping a smile pasted on your face, knowing that a camera is trained on you. They’re announcing the winner, and you’re so nervous you can barely think straight, but somehow, Shawn’s hand in yours keeps you grounded. He squeezes your hand hard and stands, pulling you up with him, a huge smile spread across his face. You stand as well and he pulls you in for a hug, and then kisses you lightly on your lips, “You did it, congratulations.” He says with a smile. You were so nervous you didn’t even really hear them announce that you won. Good thing that Shawn was by your side.

About twenty minutes later, you’re back in your seat, and this time, it is Shawn that is being announced. Once again, your fingers are securely intertwined, just as a reminder that no matter what happens, at least you have each other. Shawn’s name is announced as best male vocalist, and you smile at him proudly. You stand and hug. He kisses you on the forehead like he does so often, but this time, you realize that so many people are watching you right now. You congratulate him, and he’s off towards the stage, looking great in his suit, a huge smile on his face. You sit back down in your seat, smiling proudly at him up there.

At the end of the night, you and Shawn took home five awards altogether, which isn’t too bad. You mingled at the afterparty, drinking expensive champagne, but making sure not to get too drunk. It’s nearly two in the morning by the time you’re finally back in the SUV that drove you to the award show. You’re exhausted from the energy it took to exist mingle all night long, keeping your best face on, talking to interviewers, other celebrities, and fans. You love your job, and it does feel good to win awards, of course it does, but it also takes a lot out of you. Once in the SUV finally headed back to your hotel room, you melt into Shawn’s side. He wraps his arm around you and just holds you.

“Tired?” He asks, probably already knowing the answer.

Your eyes drift closed and you don’t even bother with a verbal response, just choosing to nod instead. “Sleep,” He says softly, “I’ll wake you when we get there.” And that’s all you hear before you do let sleep come.