not street legal


I’ve been playing around with these ideas for a few days, decided to draw them!

things some of my favourite musicals have taught me

-how to make an omelette
-a basic understanding of the history of america
-a basic understanding of the history of america from a mormon’s perspective
-in order to be successful, you don’t need to have brains or knowledge, just popular
-how to kill someone and make it look like a suicide
-how many minutes there are in a year
-how to tell if someone is gay or European
-it’s really easy to fake emails
-don’t sell drugs kids, even if you have the hots for the person you’re selling them to
-always be aware of autocorrect
-how to break in a glove
-nice is different than good
-everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes
-it’s too late to screw at 4am
-revolutions likely end in death
-almost all bankers, bums and barbers know how to read
-‘pop’ is a suitable synonym for the verb ‘chew’
-how many people resided in newfoundland before 9/11
-how many people were redirected to newfoundland after 9/11

(might add more as time goes on)

Musicals I've Seen/Heard
  • Les Mis: we're all sad
  • Phantom: sing, bitch. WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I LO-
  • Hamilton: fITE ME
  • 21 Chump Street: u fucked up naomi
  • Heathers: we're all dead
  • Legally Blonde: FUCK YOU, WARNER (but thanks for making me hate u now im the best lawyer)
  • Dear Evan Hansen: we WERE TOTALLY friends, me and that dead, gay kid. Buddy, pal, chum, friend, no homo,,,,,
  • Be More Chill: i wanna be cool and i fucked up trying to do that

anonymous asked:

Your headcanons water my children and feed my crops thank you for contributng to this fandom

remember to water your kids everyone

  • lance knows like. a lot of shakespeare
    • he started reading the plays for the flirty one-liners, got invested in the plot
    • stopped using “i can be the romeo to your juliet” as a pick up line after actually reading romeo and juliet
    • his thoughts are legit shakespearean
    • like “jealousy, thy name is keith” i mean come on
  • Princess Pointy Ears
  • keith’s watching lance’s hair grow longer and waiting for the day the tables turn
  • hunk: “uh, those look like space cops. pidge, why are space cops following our pod” pidge: “it now occurs to me that some of the modifications i made to this thing aren’t technically ‘street legal’” 
  • coran has been robbed on 27 separate occasions
  • “wait if zarkon has a son does that mean that he and haggar-” “please never talk again”
  • shiro can’t cook
    • not even scrambled eggs
    • lived off of take out, ramen, and matt’s leftovers
  • hunk: “things are finally going my way! in fact, they’re going great! i have a chance to live after all!” hunk, five minutes later: “i’m fucked and i’m gonna die!”

Bootlegs I own:
Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812(OBC)
Spring Awakening(OBC)
Legally Blonde - The Musical
Dear Evan Hansen(OBC)
Book of Mormon
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory(London)
In the Heights(Lin-Manuel Miranda)
In the Heights(Javier Muñoz)
Fun Home
The Colour Purple(2015)
21 Chump Street
Les miserables(Anniversary)
Phantom of the Opera
Bring it On
Next to Normal
Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Message me if you want anything trading is preferred and there are a couple of things I want (Cats, Newsies, etc) but honestly I love gifting😊

anonymous asked:

Can I ask for RFA+V +Unknown finding out MC is into street racing?


  • sweet vanilla bean doesn’t know about this
  • he thinks it’s just. people having some good natured fun in the streets!!
  • haha that’s nice MC it sounds like some lighthearted fun!!
  • wait it’s ILLEGAL?
  • he’s on the line between concern and curiosity
  • on one hand, seeing MC all fired up about participating in a race or going to watch one? he adores it
  • thinking it’s actually illegal? fear
  • still, he sometimes watches races with MC- he’s a bit jittery because he has always been a pretty obedient lawful person- but seeing the passion in MC’s eyes is just his cue to stop worrying about it


  • most people would look at Jaehee and think 
  • this woman would never do anything illegal haha
  • y’know usually that would be correct
  • but just, the idea of street racing? she can’t deny it picks her interest
  • of course, with how her life was, she’d never really go out of her way to look into it-
  • but with MC?
  • she learns so much about the activity, the precautions, the modifications- MC is more than happy to teach
  • and watching races, even more if MC is participating, is always such an experience
  • on one hand, she knows deep down she should be worrying, but it’s just… she has to let loose at least one, yknow


  • he’s actually done a small bit of racing in dubiously legal ways!
  • when he was a teenager, of course
  • when MC mentions their passion for street racing, he starts remembering his teen years
  • ah… the biker gang… the races…. fun times….
  • he expresses some worry, sure, but he won’t rain on MC’s parade
  • especially not when he remembers how much adrenaline that used to bring him (even if he only raced a couple of times before leaving it)
  • talking with MC about the topic makes him imagine how MC would look if they dressed up as he did in his teen-rebel years


  • listen. jumin and the law? he follows it. he’s a good citizen
  • when he wants to
  • he knows it’s not ok and he would probably never do it, but he’s always had an interest for things that were not ok
  • dark magic, the dark alleyways, how the city’s underbelly functions…
  • so his only concern when MC mentions how they’re into street racing is the chance of an accident
  • he can’t be caught watching a street race- the tabloids would go insane- so MC has the time of their life trying on wigs and medical masks on Jumin to hide his identity
  • he’s always so supportive of MC’s hobbies, and even if he knows street racing isn’t the most legal thing ever, he’ll be damned if he doesn’t buy MC a new car for their racing, or at least some modifications they’ve mentioned


  • cars?
  • cars…
  • cars.
  • like he probably wouldn’t do racing himself because he’d be scared to damage his babies
  • but when MC says they’re into street racing, he just leans in and smiles
  • he’s begging MC to take him to watch a race
  • imagine!! all those!!! cars!!! holy crap dude!!!
  • who is he to care about the legality of street racing that’s like, vanilla in levels of illegality for this hackerman


  • he lends an ear to MC to understand the basics of street racing
  • MC doesn’t know what his opinion is as they talk, because he just nods and doesn’t show any signs of agreeing or disagreeing
  • but after MC’s done talking, he looks straight at their eyes
  • and asks for them to tell them about his personal experiences in street racing
  • after talking for a good two hours, both of them decide that maybe it’ll be easier if he attends a race
  • MC makes sure to not participate and be at a distance in case Saeran wants to leave, but when they turn to ask if he’s ok before the race starts, his eyes are glued to the cars
  • MC is surprised at how into it he is, and he asks to attend to more races 


  • as an artist, he knows there’s a certain beauty to street racing that’s hard to explain
  • the secrecy… the blurred lights, the blanketing night, the people placing bets on cars…
  • personally, he’s never been too big into street racing, but seeing MC’s interest, he goes along
  • instead of focusing on the logistics of it, he asks questions he’s truly interested in
  • has MC raced? how did they get into street racing? for how long? how was their first race?
  • MC is bombarded with all these questions on the topic- involving them too- as V keeps asking, eager to get to know more about MC