not sorry... at all

All the urban legends came true at once.

Of course, I was six pages deep in a tax audit at the time. Chewing a pen when a rash of mothers with broken backs were rushed to the hospital, courteousy of uncareful feet smashing on cracks. Doctors, unsure at the time, blamed osteoporosis.

It was watched pots that remained cool. Or salt thrown over a shoulder that - for a second - showed a devil’s eye. Or it was the alligators. Don’t get me started on the alligators.

But something was the first whisper of what we’d woken up. Nobody wanted to say it out loud, because it sounded so ridiculous. It was a secret that swelled in our cheeks. Phrases we had always said that went silent.

All the hauntings came true. We had photograpic evidence of spirits. That’s probably what started the mass hysteria.

Some things took longer. Rubbing a statue for luck or breaking a mirror. Delayed response. One bad day turns into a bad month. Then you’re at the local witch place begging for a respite - seven years of bad luck?! - and she’s shaking her head. Nothing to be done.

Oh, the witches. The funny thing is that when people have always called you a witch, they’re surprisingly needy when you turn out to be one. When the world shifted, little towns who avoided one woman for her witchiness were now flocking to her because their legend had made her become one.

Pens mightier than swords. Avoiding groups of certain numbers. When a knife drops, we all hold our breath for the fight. A fork means company will show up, confused how they arrived.

It got better for a moment, for a breath, while we figured out the rules of it. What was a legend and what was myth. What kind of faith was big enough and what was too big. Some legends only effected certain areas. Some only certain people. We sunk money into infrastructure for once to clear up cracks. Stepped over salt in every building. Sold amulets like trinkets. For a second, we almost got our feet under us.

And then it got worse. Sometimes the company you invited was strange, unhuman. You had to wear iron. We had loved our cryptids until they came down from the mountains, worse than we could have predicted. Bowls of milk were on every window sill but most of them rotted.

In the books, we had all read about the end of the old ones. The unspeakable ones, who went off into the hills one day. Who we cannot say the name of. Who did not exist in the land of buses or planes. Who can steal you if they know your name, who can never lie but do a good job of it anyway.

We were not ready. The Folk showed up through the thin veil, and they were already laughing.

And they were just the beginning.

2

“But people themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be observed in them for ever.”

it’s been a while since we discussed Link’s pain kink, so here we go

he spread his legs and giggled his way through being shocked with a shock collar

he explicitly asked for more licks than he was supposed to get while he was getting spanked on camera (bonus: the bulge)

he repeatedly implied (and stated) that he enjoyed getting hit in the balls

the purest masochist in all the land

Originally posted by santamonicayachtclub

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notice how Abraracourcix (or Vitalstatistix in english or Majestix in german) wanted to catch asterix too, and then just straight up goes into furious protec anger mode ;O;;;;

!!!! THIS MOVIE IS SO IMPORTANT

archiveofourown.org
Show Me Your Teeth - Chapter 1 - leveragehunters (Monkeygreen) - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Vampire Bucky Barnes, This is probably not what you’re expecting from a vampire AU, Fluff, Self-indulgent fluff, Light-Hearted, Artist Steve Rogers, Minor Violence, like just all the cliches, unapologetic repurposing of canon lines, oh yeah, (Ch 2 may be a bit sad), minor canonical character death
Summary:

Things you’re supposed to be if you’re a vampire: a terrifying, mysterious creature of the night.

Things you’re not supposed to be: leading a tiny, stubborn child home because you found him all alone in a park and you can’t just leave him there.

Things that aren’t supposed to happen if you’re a vampire: running into the same child—except the years are passing and he’s growing up—over and over again.

Other things that aren’t supposed to happen: Steve Rogers remembering who you are even after you’ve fogged his mind so he forgets. But Bucky should have known from the moment he met Steve that he wouldn’t be able to make Steve do anything he didn’t want to—including making Steve forget him.

Now Bucky just had to figure out how Steve had remembered him…and why he was so happy about it.

some of you all are ignoring and shitting on really sweet and healthy straight ships for abusive/pedophilic gay ships because tumblr made you believe that straight means satan

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look at those inconsistent styles, mmmm yes

anyway, here’s some Stars! The painting [top one] was done on my phone, and the bottom on my laptop. 

Not to be annoying but

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Jeff:

Originally posted by 30-secs-to-mars

Sally:

Originally posted by kasugano

Slender:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Toby:

Originally posted by allreactions

EJ:

Masky:

Clockwork:

Hoodie:

Dr. Smiley: