not something i'd want for myself

anonymous asked:

So I wanted to try something new last night and decided that I'd try dry humping my pillow. My god it got me so wet just from a few minutes of going at it but i needed something more so I started fingering myself and playing with my clit when I remembered about the 100-1 challenge. So I started counting down and it was the hardest thing to do. I was so ready to cum by the time I reached 86. The whole experience was so intense and it lead to the most amazing orgasm after edging for 10 mins.

someday i’d like to break into jj abram’s house and beat him over the head with a box. then when he asks me who i am and why i’m doing this, i’ll tell him it’s a fucking mystery and then beat him over the head again for the next two years or so


daughter of Hades|punk|feminist|Slytherin aesthetic

She was the kind of girl who
could make you think your life was
not complete unless she was in it.
— Adi Alsaid 

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Riverdale + Rainbow Rowell quotes
  • Archie: "I just want to break that song into pieces and love them all to death." -Eleanor and Park
  • Archie: "But you're so helpless sometimes.It's like watching a kitten with it's head trapped in a Kleenex box." -Fangirl
  • Betty: "If you can't save your own life, is it even worth saving." -Eleanor and Park
  • Betty: "I'd rather pour myself into a world I love and understand than try to make something up out of nothing." -Fangirl
  • Veronica: "I don't want to do anything.I don't even want to start this day because then I'll just be expected to finish it." -Fangirl
  • Veronica: "You were the sun, and I was crashing into you.I'd wake up every morning and think,'This will end up in flames." -Carry On
  • Jughead: "I don't trust anybody.Not anybody.And the more that I care about someone,the more sure I am they're going to get tired of me and take off." -Fangirl
  • Jughead: "And because I'm so out of control, I can't help myself.I'm not even mine anymore, I'm yours, and what if you decide that you don't want me?How could you want me like I want you." -Eleanor and Park
  • Cheryl: "You have to pretend you get and endgame. You have to carry on like you will;otherwise, you can't carry on at all." -Carry On
  • Cheryl: "I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me." -Attachments
  • Reggie: "I think I can live without you, but it won't be any kind of life." -Landline
  • Reggie: "He smiles and he's made of trouble." -Carry On
  • Valerie: "I'm sort of...coming off a bad relationship."
  • "When did it end?"
  • "Slightly before it started." -Attachments
  • Valerie: "Real life was something happening in her peripheral vision." -Fangirl
  • Kevin: "So what if, instead of thinking about solving your whole life,you just think about adding additional good things.One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow." -Attachments
  • Kevin: "I might not use capital letters.But I would defiantly use an apostrophe...and probably a period.I'm a huge fan of punctuation." -Eleanor and Park

rentherassberry  asked:

Jeffrey I know you probably get so many asks because you are lovely person but!! Help!! I'm aromantic and a guy asked me out and he's lovely and sweet and everything one would want but I just can't feel attracted to him! Which I know isn't wrong but I feel like if I dated him I'd either be cheating him out of something he deserves or setting myself up for failure because I just don't want to disappoint him. What should I dooo???

Talk. Open your mouth. Say something.
It’s risky. He might reject you or be upset or say something you don’t expect.
But, the risk of just dating him without saying anything is much bigger and a lot of tough things are coming if you go down that road.
Show you really care by being honest and upfront about what is and isn’t possible. Bring him into the decision. It affects his life too after all. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛


Fringe Rewatch: 77/∞

↳ 2.09 Snakehead

anonymous asked:

Hi! Im a big fan of your metas and I wanted your opinion in something I was looking at the paladin quiz in the official site and in the "deepest fear" question Keith's answer is feelings. I don't really think this is right, Lance's answer (losing) seems more accurate for Keith. But what do you think?

I’ve heard mixed input on the “paladin quiz” and not sure how I feel about it myself (part of it is I haven’t experienced it personally) but I think “feelings” could make sense for Keith.

Not necessarily in that he’s afraid of feeling, but, getting close to anyone in any sense, platonic or romantic, is a very scary prospect for someone who’s both starved for affection and terrified of isolation. I’ve talked before but I feel like in Keith there’s the conflicting impulse to try and not get too attached to people because he’s a defeatist who assumes they’ll leave eventually and he doesn’t want to be hurt when it happens- and also this powerful urge to attach to people as much as possible because he so badly wants to feel loved in any sense.

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anonymous asked:

(@Virtually-daily-porygon-z) Oh my! I never thought I'd get the chance to talk to a Clefairy! You guys are so rare! That's so cool! There's something I've always wanted to ask if I ever met a Clefairy. I've heard that you can float in the air using light from the moon. Is it true? I can levitate, myself. Would you like to fly together sometime? ^v^

awww, thanks! true, true, i can stay afloat in midair.

taking off, however, is another question.

you see, on earth gravity is higher than when i came from. so while there clefairies can fly just fine, here it is… a problem.

so, if you give me a bit of a lift, we can have a nice time hanging out in the sky c:

anonymous asked:

Um Hello today is my birthday and I promised myself I'd finally get up the courage to ask you if you could please write something with little Shiro and his parents? Please and thank you I really love your work.

[Sorry this is so late, but happy belated birthday!!! :)]

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Asugi sighed, following the trail to finding the prince. Shiro had gone missing once again; in this case,  there was an actual reason for it. Seeing as Saizo was Ryoma’s retainer, Asugi took it upon himself to be the young prince’s.

The ten-year-old didn’t realize just how hard it would be to keep track of the brat, though. His eyes narrowed, following Shiro’s trail down to the storeroom just outside the gardens.

It wasn’t too hard for him to spot the bright flash of hair that matched his mother’s, sticking out behind the crates of supplies.

“You’re going to get in trouble if you hide out, like this.” He said blandly, tapping the boy’s head. Shiro yelped, swiveling around to see his caretaker. “Besides, you don’t want to worry your parents, do you?”

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PSA;  remember to create your muse / blog because YOU WANT TO ( not because a friend wants matching blogs or you want to enter a fandom for a friend or you create a poll & so and so muse has the highest number ). create the muse because YOU have passion for them & you want to write them .  friends ( espc internet friendships ) can fade & though your muse might wane, at least you did it for you & to not please anyone else. reminder that you are all creative & talented people but you should remember to do things for you first espc if you’re one of those people who are constantly putting others before yourself. it’s okay to be selfish sometimes espc for a hobby like writing.  knowing you audience is one thing, catering & writing SPECIFICALLY for them is another. 

  • Osomatsu: Hey Kara? Can i have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for christmas?
  • Karamatsu: Wh-
  • Osomatsu: Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them?
  • Karamatsu: Are you actually-
  • Osomatsu: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together
  • Karamatsu: Why are you attempting pickup lines on me?
  • Osomatsu: Wanna go on a date with me?
  • Karamatsu: What kind of-oh
Cloud Strife
  • Under the cut you will find a few icons of Cloud Strife from Advent Children
  • Anyone can use
  • All icons are 100x100
  • Please don’t steal or claim as your own.
  • Let me know if you have any requests
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Dynamite Hack starters.
  • "I'll wait for you. I always do."
  • "Nothing bad I've ever done could warrant this."
  • "You picked the wrong disaster."
  • "Tell yourself that I don't care-- the things you say, the drugs you take."
  • "I am so happy here."
  • "Break my heart and sleep around."
  • "Don't say heartbreak."
  • "Maybe someday you'll see that I would like to be with you and you to be with me too."
  • "I said some things I probably should have kept to myself."
  • "Do what it takes to make it through the day."
  • "I can't picture myself without you."
  • "What's keeping me here?"
  • "Oh what the hell, I'm through with you anyway."
  • "I keep thinking, if I could do last night again I'd act so differently... but I guess I'm gonna have to live with this."
  • "You picked the wrong addiction."
  • "I'm fading in and out of your business."
  • "It's just not accepted! It's still not allowed."
  • "I need your love in my arms."
  • "I want to see if you'd ever feel the same."
  • "So stop following me, I've got nothing to say."
  • "There must be something I can do."
  • "I don't want to leave here just yet."
  • "Every single thing I say gets taken out of context some way."
  • "It's getting on my nerves, so let's call it a night."
  • "Feelings are like attitudes--bad and nothing in between."
  • "It's a long trek taken without all the people you're used to taking it with."
  • "Through the years you have matured, but you'll always look the same to me."
  • "I've seen all I care to hear of what in me is wrong."
  • "But I disagree. Maybe they will see all the pretty things I see."
  • "It's over now-- it's too late."
  • "Man your soul is rotten, but your teeth are pearly white."
  • "Without you I'm better off anyway."
  • "I sat at home and thought of what to say to you when I saw you again."
  • "You're forcing your way in my life."
  • "I want you less and less each day."
  • "I'm drunk but I want some anyway."
  • "I just don't care enough about this to make the effort to show you that I care enough to try to get you back in bed with me."
  • "Is it true? If you were here, I'd ask you."
  • "You know, these things, they happen."
  • "Guys like you are always so entertaining."
  • "Trust me, I won't be sick of all these words I'll never write."
  • "I never get mad, 'cause I know you and how you can be."
  • "Think of what a great boyfriend I could be."
  • "This should be a break for us-- a night that isn't in a pill."
  • "I don't even have all that I'm cracked up to be."
  • "You gotta' be kidding me."
  • "I just want to be alone, sit here and get stoned."
  • "I don't wanna fight, but you never let it go."
  • "I want out of here."
  • "'I'm a jerk, I'm a dog.' That's what you'll say about me."
  • "So here we are, stuck in Hell."
  • "Got drunk again just to drown out my regrets."
  • "Give me one more chance to try and be a little more unkind."
  • "This isn't how it's supposed to be."

never-expect  asked:

Hi Kylo! For a while now, I've wanted to make a fan game for Mark, but I'm almost too afraid to start anything. First off, I'm not a game designer (I'm an engineer), so I have no clue what I'd be getting into/what is needed. Second, I'm afraid of not being able to create a story/idea that Mark would enjoy. Any thoughts? Thanks! Also, the things you create are so beautiful. I love seeing them everyday!!

don’t be afraid to start something, sweetheart! if you wanna make a fan game, then by golly you totally should! i don’t know anything about game design myself, but my best bet would be to look around online for tutorials and game design creators. google would certainly be your friend with this.

as for stories, explore your imagination! your game can be about literally anything you want. if you’re still drawing up blanks, check out other fangames or other video games in general! don’t copy them word for word per se, but just enough that you can get some inspiration from them.

it could be a horror game! or an rpg game! first person! point and click! platformer! anything like that! 💛

You remember how it do?
  • Mom: Come downstairs, daughter. There's Honey Comb!
  • Me: *me, 23 years old* Oh, heck yes! Honey Combs are my favorite.
  • Me: *enters the kitchen which is barren and unlit* Mom? Are you here?
  • Mom: *starts throwing raisin bran at me while perched atop the refrigerator*
  • Me: Mom, stop I hate raisin bran! You said there was Honey Comb!
  • Mom: I lied! Get a job you leech! You disgusting vagina worm! Buy your own Honey Comb!
  • Me: But, mom. I'm F R E S H outta college and can't afford Honey Comb on my own.
  • Mom: I don't care. I want to move to Minnesota and own a ranch by myself where I will practice embroidery just like your grandmother.
  • Me: She's dead, mom. Grandma's gone.
  • Mom: I don't care. I'll become her even if it takes my entire life.
  • *30 years later*
  • Lawyer: Your mother left her entire estate to you, including her fortune. All she wants is for you to continue her embroidery business, just like your grandmother did.
  • Me: I don't want to. I have a nice career as a banker in Portland, and I'd like to continue with it.
  • Lawyer: 30 years as a banker in Portland! Pathetic. I feel sick to call myself your lawyer. I should find clients with more prospects in life.
  • Me: Leave then. I don't need you. I don't need my mother's fortune. I'm happy the way I am.
  • *later that night*
  • Wife: Is there something wrong, dear? You've been in your bedroom for an awfully long time.
  • Me: No, nothing's wrong. I'm fine. I just need some time to myself is all, honey.
  • Wife: Okay, but if you need to talk, I'm always there for you. *walks off*
  • Me: *sobs quietly while eating Honey Comb* It tastes nothing like it did when I was younger. They changed the formula. It's just like raisin bran. Nothing is good anymore.

mmm hey guys I feel kind of selfish, but I wanted to ask if ya’ll could help me with something?

As I work to finish “I Will Follow You Into the Dark” this month, I’m trying to get myself motivated and excited again about this fic. A lot of things have happened in the two years (in August) since I started this fic … I’ve met a lot of unsatisfied expectations, discouragement, and frustration with it. But a lot of people seem to like it??? so I’m going to try harder to shift my view of it because maybe it really isn’t as terrible as I think it is, and I’m hoping ya’ll can help me with that.

If you can, if you want to, could you send me your favorite scene(s) and/or moment from iwfyitd? or simply tell me why you like it, why you started reading and decided to keep reading … I’ve been having difficulty finding reasons to like it myself, so I’d really appreciate some detailed and specific feedback

thank you so much <3

anonymous asked:

Is it selfish to really want an exclusive relationship with someone who really enjoys sex but could possibly give it up for you? I know it's their choice at the end of the day but I can't make myself ask them to give up something important to them just because of my own personal preference and I don't think sex is ever something I'll be able to offer them - I'd feel guilty the whole time even if they were understanding about it.

If they’re willing to give it up, it isn’t selfish. The best solution is to make compromises and keep open communication.

rejection-isnt-failure  asked:

I often feel like I'm not good enough for people. Like nothing I do will ever make people proud of me or even like me. My whole life is about giving to people and they never even realise I'm there. Why do I often feel like I have to change myself to fit their definition of perfect? That's something I told myself I'd never do. I don't have many friends and no one has ever really wanted to get to know me. I'm 21 and feel as lonely as ever. Alex, London

Hi Alex. Honestly, moving past what other people think about us and not comparing ourselves to others can be really hard. First, it’s important to realize that having lots of friends doesn’t necessarily make you feel more connected - what’s most important is having someone you can talk to and be honest with about how you are feeling. Sometimes I takes awhile to find that person. Just know that many of us have had those moments when it felt like we were all alone in the world and no one understand us or even cares. Those moments pass. Take care of yourself. Make time to give back to yourself. Make lists of things you are grateful for and like about yourself….even when it’s hard. And if you need help or support, don’t be afraid to ask for it. We believe in you. We see you. #loveislouder #loudertogether #answertime

anonymous asked:

Noooooo! You can't quit! -Stomps foot- Can't ever quit. Don't quit. I won't allow it! I just love your stuff so much. 😭 You be my favorite FFXV fanfic writer. - InsecureWriterWeirdo

I mean it when I say it won’t be for awhile, though! LOL I want to go out with a bang, not like a “this bitch shoulda stopped writing a long time ago, she tired” kinda thing, so I gave myself a deadline of sorts. But rn I got way too much shit on my plate like:

• Finishing the chocobros x reader series
• Ignoct/Promnis/Gladnoct/Promptio threesome one-shots to complete my HCs
• One-shot based on that one-HC someone made about Ignis being touch-starved
• Ignis getting pegged (because ponkita LOL)
• more “Chocobros with a black s/o" HCs/drabbles
• AWWLLL the shit I have piled up for UTW

With the rate at which I work (read: a glacial pace), I’ll at least be writing things for the rest of the damn year before I “retire”. It doesn’t even count all the countless things that could entice my muse, either. And I wouldn’t even be doing that until I finish my new series in which I still have no clue how it’s going to end, so I can’t put a timeline on that shit, either. *sighs*

And who knows, as long as the Thot Squad is still with me, I could be writing smut until I die. LOL.