not so secret fave

Mermaids of Aoba Johsai

I’m back! I’m not dead and I have a few ideas for some new posts that I can hopefully have up before the weekend is over (if my shitty wifi is willing to behave) But here we have a mermaid au!! This will hopefully be a series, one for each team and first up we have my not so secret faves! Enjoy!

  • Aoba Johsai is a pod of lagoon dwelling mer-people (would it be called a pod? Dolphins are in pods)
  • They live on a really pretty tropical island uninhabited by people and their little cove has a waterfall and lots of rocks to lounge upon (I’m talking Peter Pan mermaid lagoon-esque shit)
  • Oikawa is their leader but he’s so fucking petty about shit he’s still holding a grudge against the pack of river otters that live upstream because they stole his favorite sunning rock(his tail is Aoba Johsai blue and his fins are super wide and translucent)
  • Iwaizumi is the one everyone actually listens to and he’s super reliable but he prefers to just take naps and shit on Oikawa- he’s their protector because he’s super strong and intimidating (his tail is dark blue and his scales are surprisingly smooth, built more like a shark’s tail than a mermaids)
  • Matsukawa has the longest fucking tail ever. It’s nearly twice the length of his upper body and it drives him crazy because if he takes a turn too fast it gets stuck and he ends up gracelessly cartwheeling underwater (his tail is more green than Oikawaw’s)
  • Hanamakki has a pale pink tail and his fins are long and droopy and he likes to turn around quickly and slap people in the face with them. Takes an alarming amount of joy from Oikawa’s misery
  • Yahaba- aka Mr Petty #2-he has an army of small fish with sharp teeth that adore him and he will set them on his enemies for the slightest offense (his tail is blue like Oikawa’s but spotted with white)
  • Kyoutani is half siren- meaning he has the really sharp teeth if not the song voice- but he was raised by sharks so his manners are horrendous. Oikawa rescued him from fishermen and he now follows Iwaizumi everywhere he goes (his tail is striped black and gray and it’s wider than the average merman)
  • Watari loves all the drama. He gets a front row seat to every shitshow and he loves it. He’s the best at changing shape into a human and usually goes to climb trees for the good fruits (his tail is pea green and very short, built for strength)
  • Kindaichi is considered innocent and pure but Kunimi knows he’s actually satan and he is not fooled by that cutesy tail flick that he does (his tail is a darker blue than Iwaizumi’s but built more like Watari’s)
  • Kunimi just wants to sleep on his favorite sun rock and maybe hit Kindaichi in the face with a pebble. (his tail is gray and like Makki’s though he finds a way to wrap his droopy fins up when he’s sleeping so they can’t be pulled)
  • No one is allowed to speak of The Incident where Kindaichi changed shape and ended up with half tail/half leg because it was horrifying for everyone
  • Makki nearly died because he got a berry stuck in his gills
  • Watari is very good friends with the river otters and he goes over alot to chat and snuggle
  • At some point a group of humans find them
  • Oikawa is preening under all the attention and praise
  • Kyoutani has hid himself behind the waterfall
  • Some poor girl nearly drowned she was so distracted by Iwaizumi and his glorious arms
  • However a few of them do attempt to kidnap Kunimi while he’s napping on his sunning stone- they plan to take him home and show him off for sceince
  • And this is how everyone finds out about Kindaichi’s evil side
  • Suddenly every piranha and electic eel within a 10 mile radius are in their lagoon and suddenly there are some very dead people
  • Kyoutani ripped some guys’ throat out with his teeth and Yahaba swooned
  • Never mess with the mermaids. 

Evolution of Bechloe

Merry Christmas @maplebon!

thanks @autumnal-lapis7 for tagging me in the 20 questions tag!

nickname: sash/sashy/seesh 

birthday: may 5th

orientation: bi til i diiie

ethnicity: im english and easily confused with a ghost

fave fruit: strawberries! nectarines!

fave season: summer- it just feels so easy, and i find the short days of winter so hard

fave book: the secret history by donna tart 

fave flower: peonies, or the purple flower called butterfly bush?

fave scents: my girlfriend’s hair ;) and a fresh mug of tea

fave animals: cats!! and elephants

coffee, tea or cocoa? i never drink coffee but i love decaf teas + herbal teas, and hot choc <3 

average sleep hours: 8 and then more at weekends

cat or dog person: i got knocked over by a big doggo when i was 3 and was scared of dogs for ages and i just love cats so much

fave fictional character: idk but i have to give a shoutout to Lyra from the philip pullman series because i definitely had a crush on her as i read it aged 8 lmao

dream trip: i want to go to pompeii so much!

blog created: i made this in october

number of followers: 820 :) love u guys

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So my fave thing about Aristotle and Dante (which I read last week) was that it was so fucking clear to the reader from page like three that ari was attracted to Dante, and it just kept reinforcing it from there, but Ari never for one goddamn second in a like two hundred page book ever gave serious thought to the idea that he might like boys even when his best friend did and he learned that his aunt was in a committed lesbian relationship until the very end. Self-denial is really that fucking strong. Never have I read anything more #relatable.