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TAZ Lady Week, Day 6: Fluff !

Hurley and Sloane mackin it after some sweet-ass race. You bet those smoke clouds are from some battle wagons they blew up the fuck. You bet that’s a giant mounted crossbow on the back of that car. You bet there are crossbow bolt holes in their car. This is the most romantic thing I can think of, basically, please just let these girls be happy. 

so u know how ppl bring stuff to andromeda to keep from being homesick? well i hc that’s what cigars are to reyes. he doesn’t even like em - they just remind him of home. 

they’re also rare as fuck so u best bet he killed someone for that shit.

  • Lucio: ho ho ho, now here's the deal; in the holiday spirit, im about to get real. children who're good get all the loot, while kids who are bad get nothing but soot!
  • Reaper: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME INTO THE SPIRIT WITH A HOLIDAY TUNE
  • Sombra: no, i think he's just telling you you're on santa's naughty list
  • Lucio: wha-? no i-
  • Widowmaker: you are made of smoke gabriel. i bet santa uses you as a warning for children who are bad
  • Reaper: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO MEAN TO ME
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Please don’t let anything happen to him.