We were in a bar, and our dwarf decided to go talk to a tiefling
D: Hey, what are you up to?
T: Well, I’ve been pretty upset recently… My husband hasn’t been very nice to me lately, and he recently cheated on me…
D: Huh… So, you interested in a one night stand?
*He rolls for persuasion, gets a 12*
T: You know, you seem nice, but sorry, no.
D: …So, what’s your husband like?