Context: Our party had been hunting the mystery of what happened to a collapsed kingdom. We found that it was destroyed by a creature capable of eating stars- among other things. Our sorceress found some dream vision spell and decided it was perfect for getting more information and, of course, ended up drawing it’s attention and getting herself marked as a target. After a while, we found someone who had some information on the creature.
GM (As the NPC): So, it’s marked you then. The only way to keep its gaze from you is to gain the protection of a god. If you devote your being to one, mind, soul and body, you may be granted that. May I suggest looking into becoming a cleric or paladin? Of course, you could also be taken as a lover by a god. That always works, but honestly that’s a little unrealistic.
Sorceress: (Pauses) … So do you know how to get gods on Tinder?